Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[The Dark Fiddler]

In the meantime, anyone got any suggestions for what I should draw next?

ElanxNale? Or is that too cracky for you?

...shup, guys can like yaoi.

[CoffeeIncluded]

ElanxNale? Or is that too cracky for you?

...shup, guys can like yaoi.

Yes, but twincest yaoi?!

[Kyronea]

No, not at all. I realized that anything I said would have been extremely likely to be misinterpreted.

Ah, fair enough then.

Yes, but twincest yaoi?!

WHERE?! I would LOVE to see some of this.

[CoffeeIncluded]

WHERE?! I would LOVE to see some of this.

See, twincest is one of those things that I will absolutely refuse to do. I find it way too creepy and disturbing.

Fun Fact: CoffeeIncluded has two friends who are fraternal twins. (Opposite genders). They're both good friends of hers. The girl has been in a stable romantic relationship for a year and a half (That is the definition of "Lovey-dovey" and "Thank you for giving me diabetes"). The guy would fit in perfectly here and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he reads this comic. I have a crush on him but hasn't been able to tell him yet.

[ShinyDelusion]

Whatever it is, can we have something for the girls on the thread?

Speak for yourself; I loved that picture. Yes, that kind of love. ;-D

Also very much enjoyed the Roy x Miko pic and the Nightmare Xykon x Reddy fic.

[Kyronea]

See, twincest is one of those things that I will absolutely refuse to do. I find it way too creepy and disturbing.

Fun Fact: CoffeeIncluded has two friends who are fraternal twins. (Opposite genders). They're both good friends of hers. The girl has been in a stable romantic relationship (That is the definition of "Lovey-dovey" and "Thank you for giving me diabetes"). The guy would fit in perfectly here and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he reads this comic. I have a crush on him but hasn't been able to tell him yet.

Ah, I see why it would disturb you, then.

I don't find it disturbing though. I really like the idea. What would be neat is if we could get twincest Vs only with both of them male...

[Dark_Stryke]

The guy would fit in perfectly here and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he reads this comic. I have a crush on him but hasn't been able to tell him yet.

Maybe you shouldn't show him this thread. That'd be one of the weirder ways to find out that someone you know has a crush on you. I don't know whether you have any such plans or anything. Just sayin'.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Maybe you shouldn't show him this thread. That'd be one of the weirder ways to find out that someone you know has a crush on you. I don't know whether you have any such plans or anything. Just sayin'.

The problem is that I haven't had a chance to get him alone; I'm not telling him in the middle of the school hallway in front of dozens of people!

[ShinyDelusion]

The problem is that I haven't had a chance to get him alone; I'm not telling him in the middle of the school hallway in front of dozens of people!

I know what you mean. I was semi-flirting with a guy in my programming class on the last day of this semester and this random other guy in my programming class rolls in between us (oh, the joy of computer rolly chairs...) and says, "I think I see a blush..."



Way to take what had potential to be a nice moment and inject it full of pure, saturated AWKWARD.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I know what you mean. I was semi-flirting with a guy in my programming class on the last day of this semester and this random other guy in my programming class rolls in between us (oh, the joy of computer rolly chairs...) and says, "I think I see a blush..."



Way to take what had potential to be a nice moment and inject it full of pure, saturated AWKWARD.

I know.

And what's worse is that I DID have a chance to tell him during a halloween party, but then the party got canceled...

And then compounding the awkwardness, his twin sister is one of my friends.

I'll stop now before I derail the thread.

[ShinyDelusion]

I know.

And what's worse is that I DID have a chance to tell him during a halloween party, but then the party got canceled...

And then compounding the awkwardness, his twin sister is one of my friends.

I'll stop now before I derail the thread.

Oh yeah, on-topicness... Right... Uh... So Roy x Random Guy in My Programming Class! I can totally see it!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Oh yeah, on-topicness... Right... Uh... So Roy x Random Guy in My Programming Class! I can totally see it!

Did you see the crack-pairing-inspiring La-Mulana video I showed you?

[ShinyDelusion]

Did you see the crack-pairing-inspiring La-Mulana video I showed you?

Unfortunately, yes.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Unfortunately, yes.

And what do you think?

[ShinyDelusion]

And what do you think?

Apparently, this message is too short.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

It's amazing how you guys are still going. I remember when this was just a little table that had less than a third of the named characters in the strip. Now you have an entire fanon spread over 4.1 threads!

Now, since you probably don't remember, last time I posted in one of these threads (sometime between late 3rd and mid-4th) I Shadow Cly rolled up Lien/Lien and promised to write it up. So why has the story not appeared yet? I'd say it's due to my old friend Procrastination.

I have no idea how to do this outside of "Shadow Cly is fooling around and brings together two Liens from different universes", so literally no progress has been made. In the meantime, though, enjoy this picture I put together in about 10 minutes:

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Edit: And no, neither of them are up for being shipped. I can see Shadow Cly volunteering to help out with shipping (namely, being the one to change people's genders), but both don't have much romantic interest for themselves.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hey, I thought it was hilarious. And a great plot device too, no? Maybe Julia/Dukon?

Oh yeah. Julia/Durkon. Julia tells Durkon he won't be so afraid of the water if he tries swimming, but the only suit she has that fits him is an itsy-bitsy bikini, and she realizes just how sexy he looks with that hairy dwarf beard and the tiny bikini that is obviously too small for him, and of course, she's into short guys, and she's wearing something that leaves absolutely NOTHING to the imagination, and he finds that sexy, and Thor's saying "Go for it!", and they're in a pool, alone...

The toilet's over there, feel free to throw up now.

[ShinyDelusion]

Hey, I thought it was hilarious. And a great plot device too, no? Maybe Julia/Dukon?

Oh yeah. Julia/Durkon. Julia tells Durkon he won't be so afraid of the water if he tries swimming, but the only suit she has that fits him is an itsy-bitsy bikini, and she realizes just how sexy he looks with that hairy dwarf beard and the tiny bikini that is obviously too small for him...

The toilet's over there, feel free to throw up now.

*wonders if this mental image will give me nightmares*

Hi, CapedLuigiYoshi! Why not bring a likely OC in and make the fic about Lien and her evil nymphomaniac twin Neil?

[CoffeeIncluded]

*wonders if this mental image will give me nightmares*

Hi, CapedLuigiYoshi! Why not bring a likely OC in and make the fic about Lien and her evil nymphomaniac twin Neil?

Oh, I made it better. Look how I updated it.

Also, I have 0 ranks in smutfic.

[ShinyDelusion]

Oh, I made it better. Look how I updated it.

Well, WWTD?, after all...

Also, I have 0 ranks in smutfic.

You lie.

Now that I've noticed the convenient name scheme, I wonder if Lien really does have an evil twin named Neil...

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

*wonders if this mental image will give me nightmares*

Hi, CapedLuigiYoshi! Why not bring a likely OC in and make the fic about Lien and her evil nymphomaniac twin Neil?

No, no Neil... Hey, wait a minute, wouldn't that be pronounced the same as Nale?

I gotta be honest, I have no clue what nymphomaniac means.

Anyways, no, it's not Lien/Neil. It's Lien/Lien. Two Liens, very much the same.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I gotta be honest, I have no clue what nymphomaniac means.

It means sex-crazed, generally, a sex-crazed female.

You lie.

Just because it's a class feature of the Fanfic Writer Prestige Class doesn't mean I've taken ranks in it. I just happened to roll well.

[ShinyDelusion]

No, no Neil... Hey, wait a minute, wouldn't that be pronounced the same as Nale?

I gotta be honest, I have no clue what nymphomaniac means.

Anyways, no, it's not Lien/Neil. It's Lien/Lien. Two Liens, very much the same.

I pronounce Neil "kneel" and Nale "nail".

Sex-crazed. Always a nice quality in an evil twin in a crack fic.

Have it your way, then.

I'm still a little incredulous, Coffee.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm still a little incredulous, Coffee.

Why are you incredulous?

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

I pronounce Neil "kneel" and Nale "nail".

Sex-crazed. Always a nice quality in an evil twin in a crack fic.

Have it your way, then.

Considering how romanized Japanese tends to be pronounced...

How would I write a character like that when I'm the EXACT OPPOSITE?

Wait, you're letting the issue go? No asking how there can be two Liens? (Dang it, I'm not getting the setup I'm fishing for!)

[ShinyDelusion]

Why are you incredulous?

I dunno. I guess you just seem like the type that's tried smut once or twice. *shrug*

Considering how romanized Japanese tends to be pronounced...

How would I write a character like that when I'm the EXACT OPPOSITE?

Wait, you're letting the issue go? No asking how there can be two Liens? (Dang it, I'm not getting the setup I'm fishing for!)

I don't know about Nale or Lien, but Neil's a name with a European origin (I think). Don't ask me why the same, probably Azurite, parents would pick such a pair of names...

Easy! Think to yourself, "What is the exact opposite of what I would do in this situation?"

Oh, I'm sorry, how rude of me. *clears throat* Wherever is the second Lien going to come from?

[CoffeeIncluded]

I dunno. I guess you just seem like the type that's tried smut once or twice. *shrug*

*Tilts head curiously* Why do you say that?

How would I write a character like that when I'm the EXACT OPPOSITE!

Simple. In any situation in the story, just think: SEX!

[ShinyDelusion]

*Tilts head curiously* Why do you say that?

*another shrug* Maybe I think that everyone, like me, has tried to write it at least once.

DING! Looks like I'm a halfling now. But I like pixies...

[CoffeeIncluded]

*another shrug* Maybe I think that everyone, like me, has tried to write it at least once.

Huh. Well, I put most of my ranks into Write Story (Comedic).

Surprisingly enough, this is really about as perverted as I get. At least outside the deep recesses of my id.

Then again, most of it's suppressed.

[CapedLuigiYoshi]

I dunno. I guess you just seem like the type that's tried smut once or twice. *shrug*



I don't know about Nale or Lien, but Neil's a name with a European origin (I think). Don't ask me why the same, probably Azurite, parents would pick such a pair of names...

Easy! Think to yourself, "What is the exact opposite of what I would do in this situation?"

Oh, I'm sorry, how rude of me. *clears throat* Wherever is the second Lien going to come from?

But it's Azure City, which is a Japanese/Chinese culture mishmash.

Well, my opposite would be the type to loathe yuri, so...

And as for that second Lien...

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