Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[Oooohaloophole]

That was hilarious! And Evil!V is hawt.

It seems Evil!V decided to take the chance to relieve some major suppressed urges there. This isn't doing anything except encouraging my crush.

Or maybe that's just normal for V? o_0 poor Inky...


We're all in the same boat here, Coffee...


Which V/I/A story? I think there's been a few of them...

Its my own one...Its not a triangle but two lines connected at one....I. OK. (Perverts)

[Asta Kask]

I meant the urge to be the one on top for once.

I don't think she has put any ranks in Ride...

[CoffeeIncluded]

Look, sorry about yesterday; I tend to go into rant mode a bit. And I miss my friends there.

Anybody got a link to the story?

Oh, and congrats, Cracklord!

[Zanaril]

I don't think she has put any ranks in Ride...

Who's to say s/he (is it weird that I can mentally flip between V's genders so easily?) hasn't picked up a few since the OOTS got those horses?

Its my own one...Its not a triangle but two lines connected at one....I. OK. (Perverts)

Your weird innuendo both amuses and worries me.

Also, why no V/A lovin'? It seems more likely to be canon than AandyxInky.

Anybody got a link to the story?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5626418/1/Now_Entering

It's honestly not that lemony. A sour lime at most.

[Cracklord]

Thank you.

Anyway, I am know writing a chapter about Slaanesh V returning to Ivyleaf, where V will lose all inhibitions and self control. It should be interesting.
I suspect, however, that I shall rapidly lose interest now that Belkar is out of the picture. It is my hate that kept me writing this long, and now it is all meaningless. He's gone to a place it's best not to speculate about, more gratuitous torture, rape and degradation would be boring, and I've already killed him twice. I can't really justify bringing him back again. We'll see.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Also, why no V/A lovin'? It seems more likely to be canon than AandyxInky.



http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5626418/1/Now_Entering

It's honestly not that lemony. A sour lime at most.

Yes, but that means fewer elves.

Ah, thank you!

[Zanaril]

Yes, but that means fewer elves.

Ah, thank you!

I didn't say Inky couldn't join in too!

Anyway, I am now writing a chapter about Slaanesh V returning to Ivyleaf, where V will lose all inhibitions and self control. It should be interesting.

I think that's a bit of an understatement.

I suspect, however, that I shall rapidly lose interest now that Belkar is out of the picture. It is my hate that kept me writing this long, and now it is all meaningless. He's gone to a place it's best not to speculate about, and I've already killed him twice. I can't really justify bringing him back again. We'll see.

Belial likes watching him die.

Also, if Belkar ran into Slaanesh!V, would they start attacking each other or groping each other?

[Cracklord]

Why has there been no new additions to Durkon x Lien?
There is no excuse.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I didn't say Inky couldn't join in too!


I think that's a bit of an understatement.

Hey, remember a few pages back I made a reference to a Fanfic Writer prestige class?

Wanna help me build the class for fun and profit?

[Cracklord]

Why not. Have to be some sort of knowledge skill, Cha based (convincing others of the truth you speak, and manipulating feelings).
Probably a prestige class for bards who become obsessed with other people's stories and keep adding to them (fluff-wise).
Spellcasting should be illusion/Enchantment based, few spells but fast progression.
Probably right in to diplomacy cheese.
That a useful foundation with which to build your class?

[Zanaril]

Craft (disturbing mental image)!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Why not. Have to be some sort of knowledge skill, Cha based (convincing others of the truth you speak, and manipulating feelings).
Probably a prestige class for bards who become obsessed with other people's stories and keep adding to them (fluff-wise).
Spellcasting should be illusion/Enchantment based, few spells but fast progression.
Probably right in to diplomacy cheese.
That a useful foundation with which to build your class?

Okay, but I'm really no good at class building.

How about, just as there are several knowledge skills, there are several craft stills. Craft story (Comedy), Craft story (Dramatic), Craft story (Smut), and so forth.

But the Craft skills have to be intelligence based. It's really difficult to be an idiot and write a good story.

And it doesn't have to be a story; it can be art too.

And on a random note, it's snowing outside.

[Cracklord]

At level one, a fanfic writer gains the bonus ability, 'so bad it's good.' Regardless of the time spent creating the finished product, it always has a completed value of the Fanfic writer's level x 100. Products created in this way must be at lest fifty pages long.
At level three, a fanfic writer gains 'craft: Disturbing mental image,' as a Bonus feat.
At seventh level, a fanfic writer gains 'Only paying tribute' as a supernatural ability. No one examining their work will ever realize the similarities between the works you stole the idea's and characters from, even failing to notice outright plagiarism. If this is pointed out to them, they will dismiss it in short order.
At level ten, a fanfic writer has surpassed canon, and turned a mediocre story into a fine piece of literature of thought and complexity far beyond the original.

And on a random note, it's snowing outside.

Ha ha!
I love Australia.
Of course the lack of surf irritates me, but every decade or so you get a dud New Year. Beggar's can't be choosers.

[CoffeeIncluded]

At level one, a fanfic writer gains the bonus ability, 'so bad it's good.' Regardless of the time spent creating the finished product, it always has a completed value of the Fanfic writer's level x 100. Products created in this way must be at lest fifty pages long.
At level three, a fanfic writer gains 'craft: Disturbing mental image,' as a Bonus feat.
At seventh level, a fanfic writer gains 'Only paying tribute' as a supernatural ability. No one examining their work will ever realize the similarities between the works you stole the idea's and characters from. If this is pointed out to them, they will dismiss it in short order.
At level ten, a fanfic writer has surpassed canon, and turned a mediocre story into a fine piece of literature of thought and complexity equal to or far beyond the original.

I'm sorry, I had to add that.

Hm, okay...

And another feature could have to do with the crazy ideas people get from seemingly mundane things.

[Cracklord]

It wasn't me! It was the rats in the walls!
I had this idea one night lying in bed listening to my wooden house creak. (If you don't get the reference, you're a lucky person.)

[CoffeeIncluded]

It wasn't me! It was the rats in the walls!
I had this idea one night lying in bed listening to my wooden house creak. (If you don't get the reference, you're a lucky person.)

Or I just woke up and I'm still a bit groggy.

Can you please tell me?

And do you want to help me build the class?

[Cracklord]

It's a H P Lovecraft story. He follows the sound of rats into his basement, where he finds a massive complex where his ancestors used to keep people, (to use as food), all of who devolved over time, and eventually ate each other, and where in turn eaten by the rats. This revelation drives him crazy, he kills his friend with a rock and tries to eat him, is caught and locked in an asylum, where he cries and yells out "It wasn't me, it was the rats in the walls."

And I'll help you build the class if you want, but right now I need sleep. Badly.

[CoffeeIncluded]

It's a H P Lovecraft story. He follows the sound of rats into his basement, where he finds a massive complex where his ancestors used to keep people, (to use as food), all of who devolved over time, and eventually ate each other, and where in turn eaten by the rats. This revelation drives him crazy, he kills his friend with a rock and tries to eat him, is caught and locked in an asylum, where he cries and yells out "It wasn't me, it was the rats in the walls."

And I'll help you build the class if you want, but right now I need sleep. Badly.

Okay then. Good night!

[Oooohaloophole]

Who's to say s/he (is it weird that I can mentally flip between V's genders so easily?) hasn't picked up a few since the OOTS got those horses?


Your weird innuendo both amuses and worries me.

Also, why no V/A lovin'? It seems more likely to be canon than AandyxInky.



http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5626418/1/Now_Entering

It's honestly not that lemony. A sour lime at most.

Because V always is a dude to me and I will hold my breath agian till my brian cells die if I evr make him gay or lesbian (But i got nothin agianst real people you know).

[Asta Kask]

Look, sorry about yesterday; I tend to go into rant mode a bit. And I miss my friends there.

We all need to rant sometimes. That's a great advantage with cats - you can rant all you want to them and the worst thing that can happen is that they fall asleep.

Aren't you 17 now? Is that like gaining a level? Gratz!

Happy new year - may the new year be (at least) as squicky as the last.

[CoffeeIncluded]

We all need to rant sometimes. That's a great advantage with cats - you can rant all you want to them and the worst thing that can happen is that they fall asleep.

Aren't you 17 now? Is that like gaining a level? Gratz!

Happy new year - may the new year be (at least) as squicky as the last.

No, I'm still sixteen until July.

Happy new year to you too.

[Oooohaloophole]

The problem is that I do have Craft disturbing images as a feet but I specilize in torture and blood effects but Unfortunatly when it comes to random rolling I am not immune to the effects.

[Zanaril]

Because V always is a dude to me and I will hold my breath agian till my brian cells die if I evr make him gay or lesbian (But i got nothin agianst real people you know).

...But it's not gay if it's a threesome? ()

Your strong opposition of same-sex relationships seems strangely at odds with the nature of this thread. Can I just make a reccomendation that you be very careful if you wish to express your opinions on the matter?

[CoffeeIncluded]

In random news, Red is the only trainer left in my Teddiursa only run. The final battle.

His pokemon are fully evolved, and almost level 80.

Elan's unevolved, and only level 82.

*Gulps*

[Monzach]

We'll need to add a supernatural ability to craft Brain Bleach to the class. Brain Bleach can be created up to the character's class level number of times per day and gives Resistance 20 against Psychic and Fear effects.

[CoffeeIncluded]

We'll need to add a supernatural ability to craft Brain Bleach to the class. Brain Bleach can be created up to the character's class level number of times per day and gives Resistance 20 against Psychic and Fear effects.

That sounds good.

Also, you get a +2(?) bonus to Squick Saves and Fear effects per level in the class. This also acts as a morale bonus to your allies (They get half the bonus to the saves as a morale bonus?). And it stacks.

Oh, and I just finished the Teddiursa-only run! Elan defeated Red, the strongest trainer in the game, with ONE HIT POINT LEFT.

[Oooohaloophole]

Not so strongly agianst but more of just cannot bring myself to write so.

But here is an example of my torture talents:
Use whatever she isnt immume to nials to nail her horns to something moving quickly. Then attach both her feet (Using scimtars of corse) to the floor. Then cover the whole floor while the metal sandpaper (Lets say cold iron) and have the fast moving thing move. If her horns break off then about 40 at a time pull her hiar out. If her feet will cutthoght first then she will drag along and sandpaper away most of her skin. If this works play hopskotch with her muscular thingies. Either way tear away her teath one by one and then make her eat magnitzed neadles (Non Cold Iron) then make the needles follow a magnet oround until her organs are pulp. puor into her skull and enjoy.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Not so strongly agianst but more of just cannot bring myself to write so.

But here is an example of my torture talents:
Use whatever she isnt immume to nials to nail her horns to something moving quickly. Then attach both her feet (Using scimtars of corse) to the floor. Then cover the whole floor while the metal sandpaper (Lets say cold iron) and have the fast moving thing move. If her horns break off then about 40 at a time pull her hiar out. If her feet will cutthoght first then she will drag along and sandpaper away most of her skin. If this works play hopskotch with her muscular thingies. Either way tear away her teath one by one and then make her eat magnitzed neadles (Non Cold Iron) then make the needles follow a magnet oround until her organs are pulp. puor into her skull and enjoy.

.....

What.

[Zanaril]

.....

What.

My thoughts exactly.

[CoffeeIncluded]

My thoughts exactly.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Also, what do you think of the ending of the Teddiursa-Only run? Appropriate for Elan, no?