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2009-12-31, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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It was Haley's plan all along: incite Elan to invite Roy so that she can get the both of them all the while proving that she's better than Celia.
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-31, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pfffffffttttttt.
Amateur.
You don't need all that stuff. Any real torturer can amaze you with a single knife.
Funny story, while experimenting with alternate means of torture, a man was forced to watch Beverley Hills chihuahua thirteen times consecutively, with no sleep or respite.
He was in tears.
Plus I run massive roleplay sessions on this site while all involved kill the Twilight characters, don't forget that.Last edited by Cracklord; 2009-12-31 at 04:51 PM.
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2009-12-31, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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On a random (but not entirely off-topic) note, I wish fanfiction could qualify as a writing sample for college applications. Instead I'm stuck trying to fill a couple double-spaced pages in response to "Our academic environment is built on the various cultural backgrounds of our students. What perspective can you add to this environment?" What I'd give to get away with responding, "Look, if I get in my parents won't be paying you to improve your reputation for diversity, and I'm a middle-class white kid anyway, so forget it."
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2009-12-31, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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So do you think that they actually waited to get home, or did Elan just, uhm, decide not to practice that day?
Fun Fact: One my best friends, who goes to a different school in a different state, also has the soundproofed-music-practice-rooms. Someone got pregnant in there.My webcomic!
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2009-12-31, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Discord -I like this picture -they really look like happy family . I wonder what their child will be like.
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2009-12-31, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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I heard every word, and oh, there were many, many, words...
Psyche! I know this because I was practicing piccolo in one room one day while some choir boys were practicing in another. I only remember because I hate it when I know people can hear me practicing, especially picc.
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2009-12-31, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-31, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haha, that's what I get when I forget Haerta is much taller than V and remake the arm accordingly, all the while using dark colors. Thanks very much. I fixed the other arm too.
Despite it I like this picture -they really look like happy family . I wonder what their child will be like.
After a preggers series, maybe I should make a kiddies series... Poor V.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-31, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hm, possible potential for something else, though?
*a violin begins tuning*
Wait a minute. Did you hear something?
I thought these rooms were soundproof!
Not entirely...
*two violins begin to play*
Aw man. That sounds like Miko and V's violin duet. I hate that chick.
That's not what you said the other day...
Shut up!
Sh!
*violin music stops*
Oh, you guys have done it now...
*door opens*
You guys are disgusting! I'm telling principal Shojo!
I, it saddens me to say, am completely unsurprized.
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2009-12-31, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-31, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm on it! Once I finish my stupid writing sample for the application I'm working on, anyway. I guess I should take a break from the lovely distraction of Internet to do that... Oh well, writing that lovely bit of crack in full detail afterward shall be my incentive to finish said dreaded writing sample! See y'all later!
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2009-12-31, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Now, a chapter I need to work on soon involves the Linear guild. By then, Lien will be a member of the order, as will another character (by all means advise me, probably a romantic interest for him/her too).
Any advise for how to handle the Linear guild?Nadir We,
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2009-12-31, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
It's a match made in incertainty.
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"Are you a girl?"
With considerable effort, Vaarsuvius opened one eye, and then the other. It didn't help at all in identifying the source of the voice.
"..whuh?"
The elf tried to focus through the blurred vision, ignoring the insistent throbbing from where the masonry had collided with the back of the elf's skull. A pair of yellow eyes swam into view.
"Mr St-, I mean, O-chul said people should be nice to girls." The monster said, and there was a slight wistfulness about his voice.
"O-chul... you are r-referring to the paladin?"
The monsters eyes look away for a moment. "He was a good friend. He's in a better place now."
"He... he was killed?" Vaarsuvius's eyes clenched shut as the world threatened to black out, and the elf tried to raise a hand to judge to damage the rock had caused. Instead, a shock of pain ran through the elf's arm as the chains attached to the manacles pulled tight. Vaarsuvius stifled a scream.
"No, I sent him to be with his friends!" The monster turned back to the elf, who had pulled one robe sleeve back and was examining an oddly bent forearm. "Are you okay, Mr or Mrs elf?"
"I believe my arm in broken, although in m-my current position that is the l-least of my worries." Still, the elf winced as it settled back against the wall, resting the injured arm across its chest.
"I'm sorry you couldn't escape too. Still, at least Xykon didn't kill you." The eyes seemed to shudder "When he's that angry... it's pretty scary."
There was a long pause, during which Vaarsuvius seemed to have drifted into unconsciousness once more.
"So... are you a girl?"
Vaarsuvius made no response; the only indication that the elf was still alive was a rasping breathing.
"'Cause Tsukiko seemed to think you were a girl. I thought maybe she could tell if you are a girl, 'cause she is one."
The elf in question shivered, and coughed once before being still again. A small amount of fresh blood now flecked its lips.
"Mr or Mrs Elf? Are you okay?" The monster gazed helplessly at the now completely unmoving elf. "I think you're sick. O-chul said you should look after people who are sick, too."
The yellow eyes darted towards to door. Cautiously, a corner of the box lifted.
The unconscious elf made no response even when the box tipped over onto its side with a loud thump, although the now exposed creature froze, watching the door carefully. Then, trying to be quiet despite its size, he moved over to the elf, pausing just out of reach.
"Mr or Mrs Elf?"
When there was no response, the Monster reached forward, and gently touched the elf's face, causing the smaller creature to shiver.
The Monster out of the Darkness looked around helplessly. "Redcloak can heal people, but I think he's busy at the moment. And I dunno if he'd help you, he can be mean sometimes." The Monster absentmindedly stroked the elf's hair, brushing one of its pointed ears. The elf seemed to shiver again, although the movement was accompanied by a small whimper.
"You're shivering. When elves shiver, that means they're cold. And...”
The monster paused a moment, trying to remember something.
"And you can warm people up by hugging them!"
Eagerly, the Monster rested next the elf, slipping a limb around its shoulders and pulling it against his warm body as much as the chains would allow. Vaarsuvius moaned slightly as the broken arm jarred.
"There, It's okay now. You'll be okay."
And it did seem to help. The elf's breathing finally eased; the tenseness left it's shoulders as it went from unconsciousness to properly trancing. The Monster stroked the elf's hair again, catching the ear once more and eliciting the same small sound.
It was several hours later that there were sounds from the corridor outside the door. The Monster reluctantly slipped away from the elf, laying it carefully on the ground.
He pulled the box back up just before the door opened.
Make sure that each family photo of V's increasingly numerous progeny has V looking slightly more tired.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-31 at 05:45 PM.
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2009-12-31, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haha, I'll try. Good story, too.
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Isn't she the cutest little thing?Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-31, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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I never say this.
D'Awwwwwww.
I want a pet one.
Anyway, here's the next chapter. Enjoy.
SpoilerIvyleaf.
Perhaps a hundred buildings. Perhaps six times that inhabitants. It is 10:00.
While on the surface all was silent, in truth, something far more terrifying was happening. There was an alien scent on the air, not an unpleasant one, that tantalized the senses for miles around, tormenting you with it’s malign potential, and with desires unquenched.
A horse broke loose from it’s stall, tearing apart it’s harness, foam around it’s lips, and kicked two handlers to death before running until it couldn’t move and convulsing on the ground, it’s heart overwhelmed, covered with a thick lather, it's eyes rolled back in it's skull.
Another horse, usually a well behaved mare, threw the maiden that was riding it, trampling her to death, then ran after the other horse until it too couldn’t move and passed out from exertion.
Two elven rangers broke into cold sweat despite the chill on the air, and began trembling as feelings swept by, their hearts pound against their chests like base drums.
And as the feelings spread, they only intensified. Wood shivered and warped, slowly at first, then rapidly, forming faces with the knots and grains that seemed to scream, but with agony or passion was anyone’s guess. Perhaps there was no difference. The trees creaked warningly, and the earth yawned, yet no one notices.
A small trickling fountain suddenly cracked open, gushing merry water from its depths, which began to flood the town, despite it being on top of a hill, yet the water seems as thick as treacle, oozing seeming a more accurate description then flowing.
Items left unattended began to throb with invisible tumescent energy. But even this passes the town’s inhabitants by, for it is nothing to the effects occurring on them.
There was an unclean trembling in all things, struggling for release. And it could not be held back for long. Inhibitions faded, loyalties dimmed, and the bonds of trust frayed and broke. Passion filled the hearts, minds and souls of all, unchecked and uncontrolled, turning a quiet place into a revel in wild abandon, an orgy of passion, completely uncontrollable. All they could do was guide it.
Glorfindel, an artist of modest skill who made his living decorating houses with the swirling patterns and designs elves love so much, became feverishly inspired, fanatically sketching and drawing, creating masterpieces far beyond his skill, that he would never be able to come close to again.
Then suddenly he slashed his wrists, feverishly painting in his lifeblood to better express the unattainable perfection of his visions, ignoring the lightheadedness as long as he could, before he collapsed, his work incomplete and his lifeblood insufficient to the task. He’d be dead in minutes, yet he only wept for his masterpiece that he’d never complete.
The physical tingling of desire is not the extent of Slaanesh’s desires, as the elves were realizing.
A minstrel strumming his lute at the steps of a gazebo suddenly opened his lips to spill songs of such beauty, so perfectly capturing unrequited love that the crowd who came to hear it wept, some of the younger men dying from broken hearts, before the singer chokes and drowns on the lyrics as she struggles to be free from her imperfect throat, no longer willing to waste time breathing as it would interfere with the harmony and timing of the song.
Calistan, a poet who had been working on a verse for nearly seven years, suddenly threw it in the fire with a wrenching movement and began furiously scribbling, trying to capture the exquisite words that blazed hot trails through his mind, capturing both exquisite sorrow absolute and unabashed desire to perfection, then, midway along the second verse midway through a simile, claws out his own eyes just to see what true darkness is like.
New lovers come together, then fight, unable to deal with the passion coursing through their veins, seeking only release. More then a few kill each other in the frenzy of the moment, while others come together again and again until they pass out from exhaustion.
As the passions of the inhabitants reach critical points, the world softens, assuming warm colors and gentle, rounded, glistening forms, while blades sharpen, emotions run hot, and madness flares in the mind.
It is in this moment, that the catalyst of these changes arrives.
Vaarsuvius, if anything, has become even less mortal looking. The black veins have twisted into odd shapes, sharp and lethal, yet elegant and refined. The elf’s skin is now totally transparent, stretched taunt over delicate flesh as white as milk. Eyes that were formerly forest green are now as black as the void between stars, and a mad smile, capricious and changing as the ocean is lit up on the elf’s face.
The face, too, had changed. The angles had sharpened, planes had come to the fore, and the chin was now pointed like a dagger. The elf had always been thin, but now was so gaunt it looked like someone had forced the wizard into a cauldron and boiled of all its flesh.
As the elf walked, life sprang up, grass growing rapidly and seeds sprouting towards the sun. Vaarsuvius didn’t care. Ahead was the wizard’s destination, a tan cottage with red shutters, and a white picket fence.
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2009-12-31, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cracklord, sometimes you scare me.
And Discord, is that kid gonna grow up evil?
And nice story, Zanaril.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-31 at 06:47 PM.
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2009-12-31, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Now, the kids should be asleep, yes?
What reactions might they hve to other parent coming home like this? Fear? Confusion?
What might Vaarsuvius do? Try and do as was done in Zanzaril's old avatar, and force things to go back to the way they were?
And yet, it doesn't work, as Slaanesh can't create love, only passion.
Thnings are about to get interesting...Nadir We,
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2009-12-31, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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You guys move so fast.
Coffee: Cute little story, but I think Elan was a little OOC (namely, it was in first person and he was managing to string complete thoughts together without getting bored or sidetracked).
Discord: Is there anyone V won't impregnate? I'm half expecting to open one of these to see a pregnant (and very confused) Roy ("Wait - last night - I'm a - how did - HELP!")
Actually, that gives me a hilarious idea. A fic where a kiss from V has the same effect as the belt of gender changing. Oh dear, I think I may actually do this.
...Probably not for a few days, though. Tonight is devoted to alcohol, tomorrow to D&D. Happy New Year everybody!
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2009-12-31, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-31, 07:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Zanaril -now You should draw scene where Haerta finds out about V and Tsukiko child . Or maybe:
Suvie , we need to talk. I think we will have third child, this time biological!
You mean you're pregnant? But ... I always thought You're male!
Funny thing, I always thought You're female.