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    We've seen in strip 472 that having a name increases one's survivability and combat prowess.

    We've also seen that, in strip 587, having a last name increases the above further, above those with only a first name.

    Elves are exempt from this second rule, as elves don't appear to have surnames in the OotSverse.

    So, which member of the Order does this leave with an unrevealed last name?

    Elan.

    Considering Elan has become quite competent with the Dashing Swordsman PrC, just think about how powerful he will become when/if his last name is revealed.

    This just in - Surname Elan is the new Pun-Pun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flarp View Post
    We've seen in strip 472 that having a name increases one's survivability and combat prowess.
    And we've also seen that it doesn't.
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    Well, Elan Tyranar would be a bit of a giveaway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derfenrirwolv View Post
    Well, Elan Tyranar would be a bit of a giveaway.
    Yeah, whats the deal with a CG waitress and a LE conquerer?

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    derfenrirwolv's lack of spoiler tags aside...

    Yeah, there's already a pretty widely accepted theory for why Elan's surname hasn't been mentioned in the comic, and it has nothing to do with survivability.
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    Well, it would be nice to see him named as...

    Elan 'Chul
    Elan Norris
    Elan Spartan
    Elan NiceBlondehairedGodOfMusiiiiic
    Elan Bitterleaf...

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    Do we know V's last name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Do we know V's last name?
    Smith. Vaarsuvius Smith.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son View Post
    Smith. Vaarsuvius Smith.
    excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsparrow View Post
    derfenrirwolv's lack of spoiler tags aside...

    Yeah, there's already a pretty widely accepted theory for why Elan's surname hasn't been mentioned in the comic, and it has nothing to do with survivability.
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    Seriously? That's such an old and common suggestion that spoilering it is pointless. I can understand the desire to continue spoilering current speculation, but it's ridiculous to assume that he's going to change a major character trait at this point in the story. Especially one that's been hinted at to no end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NerfTW View Post
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    Seriously? That's such an old and common suggestion that spoilering it is pointless. I can understand the desire to continue spoilering current speculation, but it's ridiculous to assume that he's going to change a major character trait at this point in the story. Especially one that's been hinted at to no end.
    That was... ironic.

    In reply to the OP's post... I seriously doubt there will be a scene where Elan is dying and then reveals his name and magically heals. That was just there as a joke, not as some deus ex machina weapon of invincibility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NerfTW View Post
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    Seriously? That's such an old and common suggestion that spoilering it is pointless. I can understand the desire to continue spoilering current speculation, but it's ridiculous to assume that he's going to change a major character trait at this point in the story. Especially one that's been hinted at to no end.
    I wasn't thinking about spoilering for the Giant's benefit... but for new people to the forums. Some people like to gather relevent information before the conclusions, no matter how foregone, are thrown at them.
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    Well now that's just asinine. If you're on the forums, it should be assumed you've read the comic to this point, not counting the print books. Otherwise, we'd have to spoiler every single thing we say. Just look at the thread titles about Varsuvius's deal with the demons, Haley's speech problem, Roy's death, the ADB, the Fiends, etc.


    Coming onto the forums and complaining because people are discussing really old information is just mind boggling.

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    Come on guys. Elan's last name has been revealed. it's "Icalicus".
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    Quote Originally Posted by NerfTW View Post
    Well now that's just asinine. If you're on the forums, it should be assumed you've read the comic to this point, not counting the print books. Otherwise, we'd have to spoiler every single thing we say. Just look at the thread titles about Varsuvius's deal with the demons, Haley's speech problem, Roy's death, the ADB, the Fiends, etc.


    Coming onto the forums and complaining because people are discussing really old information is just mind boggling.
    Except that that particular information (Elan's last name) hasn't technically been revealed in-comic yet. Thus, to casual OotS readers who might just be browsing the forum out of curiosity, it's technically a still spoiler.

    I'm just talking about common courtesy. It's not a huge deal, of course, but it's nice to be considerate about these sorts of things.
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    Elan's last name hasn't been revealed in-comic yet. Nothing technical about it.

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    It hasn't been revealed at all. It's just speculation. If I say that the Monster in the Darkness is an eight-legged half-tarrasque Snorlax that's been cross-bred with a venus flytrap, that doesn't make it a spoiler even if it somehow turns out to be true three years down the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shale View Post
    It hasn't been revealed at all. It's just speculation. If I say that the Monster in the Darkness is an eight-legged half-tarrasque Snorlax that's been cross-bred with a venus flytrap, that doesn't make it a spoiler even if it somehow turns out to be true three years down the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shale View Post
    It hasn't been revealed at all. It's just speculation. If I say that the Monster in the Darkness is an eight-legged half-tarrasque Snorlax that's been cross-bred with a venus flytrap, that doesn't make it a spoiler even if it somehow turns out to be true three years down the line.
    Except, of course. that Rich has explicitly asked that all speculation be spoilered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsparrow View Post
    I wasn't thinking about spoilering for the Giant's benefit... but for new people to the forums. Some people like to gather relevent information before the conclusions, no matter how foregone, are thrown at them.
    Except that that particular information (Elan's last name) hasn't technically been revealed in-comic yet. Thus, to casual OotS readers who might just be browsing the forum out of curiosity, it's technically a still spoiler.

    I'm just talking about common courtesy. It's not a huge deal, of course, but it's nice to be considerate about these sorts of things.
    That's what I was responding to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flarp View Post
    We've also seen that, in strip 587, having a last name increases the above further, above those with only a first name.
    Explain to me how that's an example of having a last name keeps you alive.

    Also, maybe Elan has no last name. He wouldn't be the only one:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Epic View Post
    Explain to me how that's an example of having a last name keeps you alive.

    Also, maybe Elan has no last name. He wouldn't be the only one:

    Soon
    Would you be referring to Soon Kim?

    The other three don't have last names that we know. So they're like Elan in that respect. But that doesn't mean any of them actually don't have last names.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Would you be referring to Soon Kim?
    How the crap did I forget Soon's last name? The all-nighter I pulled last night must be getting to me. The talking bears that are hovering around me only I can see certainly do agree.

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    I wonder if Elan's father KNOWING the short life span of empires in his homeland, chose to engineer his own overthrowing with himself being the revolutionary and the tyrant at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePhantasm View Post
    That was just there as a joke, not as some deus ex machina weapon of invincibility.
    A joke is a deus ex machina weapon of invincibility that only works once. Well, you could use it twice...but Rich is better than that.

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    Although, that doesn't rule out Elan dying, trying to use that joke to survive, realizing it doesn't work because that joke has been done before, and then he realizes that this is one of the serious strips and fights his way out using actual resourcefulness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Warlorn View Post
    I wonder if Elan's father KNOWING the short life span of empires in his homeland, chose to engineer his own overthrowing with himself being the revolutionary and the tyrant at the same time.
    Was it ever established where Elan's father was the warlord of? Are you just assuming he's Lord Tyrinar because I don't think the Giant ever said that?

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    I think at this point that all we know is for certain is that he was a LE warlord. The assumption is that he's Lord Tyrinar, for a number of reasons, including the large "T" on his war flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son View Post
    And we've also seen that it doesn't.
    what we have seen is that the last name will stop you from dying from the hands of an npc. it say nothing about pc's

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnDgeek13 View Post
    what we have seen is that the last name will stop you from dying from the hands of an npc. it say nothing about pc's
    Also, that guy was a no combatant neutral gnome meeting a psychotic halfing who hadn't got his fix of killing spree for months over months of being confined in city limits under a omg can't get more annoying curse he did killed a hobo the strip just before that, but one kill hardly qualifies as a spree. Plus is was funny.

    That gnome was basically doomed. Rich probably knew he was going to die before conceiving anything else about that pointless character.

    (important factors contributing to death were bolded for clearer understanding of the point I was making in the preceding comment.)
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    not to mention Trigak...

    he was supposed to be a recurring villain! he had a name! xDD

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