New OOTS products from CafePress
New OOTS t-shirts, ornaments, mugs, bags, and more
Page 11 of 50 FirstFirst ... 2345678910111213141516171819202136 ... LastLast
Results 301 to 330 of 1496
  1. - Top - End - #301
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    Also, Coffee, if you keep advertising Murphy's Law here, then I'll just have to advertise my Let's Play of Monster Rancher Advance 2: The Story of Ash, Chapter 2 which I updated.
    Well played.

    But do you have crack pairings of the characters in the LP?

    Oh yeah, I promised CoffeeIncluded/V, didn't I? Gimme a moment.

    And here is CoffeeIncluded/Vaarsuvius, set at my local library!

    Coffee used in place of my real name.

    Spoiler
    Show

    Coffee sat in a corner of the fiction section of the library, working on her physics homework with a stack of books beside her. Her content expression quickly turned to one of frustration, then anger as she couldn't work out the problem. Finally, with a scream and a curse, she chucked the textbook in a random direction.

    She then heard a THWUNK, a muffled yelp, and a shout of, "What in the infernal hells just threw a book at me?!"

    Coffee felt a sinking feeling. She got up and went over to where the sound came from. "Uh, l-listen, I...I'm really sorry about that and it was an accident and...Why are you shelving my physics textbook in the fiction section? And...Uh, there was an anime convention in the city today?" It was the only logical explanation; the person (Male? Female?) in front of her had a red (Dress? Robe?) and violet hair. Nice dye job too...

    In fact...

    "Say, do you...Uh, do you know what the Order of the Stick is?"

    The person in front of her looked up sharply. "We are well known here?"

    Coffee started to laugh. "Look, I know you must have won for life with that Vaarusvius cosplay, but we're in the library; you can drop the act now."

    The person looked at Coffee. "Cosplay? What does that term mean? I am Vaarsuvius, evoker and bender of reality itself!"

    At this point Coffee was strongly considering the idea of going home and going to sleep and making a special appointment with the doctor tomorrow.

    "You do not believe me?" Coffee shook her head as the person continued. "Well then. Prestidigitation!"

    Coffee looked down and jumped back in shock. Her previously white sneakers had just turned pink. "So...You're...VAARSUVIUS?! ...But how?"

    "If I told you, you would go mad from attempting to understand."

    Coffee smirked. "Try me," she said.

    Coffee stopped Vaarsuvius half-way through the elf's (Wow...She actually said "Elf". This day...) explanation. "Okay, okay. I think I understood half of that."

    Vaarsuvius glanced at Coffee curiously. "Really? ...Not bad for one untrained in the arcane arts."

    There was an awkward silence for a moment. Then Coffee spoke up "Uh...Listen...So...You can violate the laws of Physics on a regular basis"

    Vaarsuvius smiled. "The laws of physics bow to a master wizard."

    Coffee stared at Vaarsuvius for a moment, then fell on her knees and begged, "Please! Teach me to be a wizard! Even if I can only manage cantrips, PLEASE TEACH ME!!!"

    V looked at Coffee. "...You are not unintelligent, and I have nothing better to do. I may be able to show you the basics, but it takes years, nay, decades of study."

    "I'm devoted! I'm devoted!"

    V looked at Coffee curiously. She reminded the elf of an intelligent Elan. V sighed. "Well, we should try this outside."

    ===

    Once outside, Coffee listened to V's lecture as shes twisted and played with the beaded headband in her pocketbook, a nervous habit of hers. V looked back and swallowed as the elf noticed Coffee unconsciously twisting the headband around her fingers in oddly intricate patterns. Such deft fingers...

    "...Coffee?" the elf asked. "There is a matter of payment."

    "Oh, oh okay." Coffee rummaged through her purse. "Uhm, I only have $40 with me. Unless you'd like food? Or--"

    "No no no. I have a simple request." V blushed slightly and indicated hir pointed ears. "As you may have already surmised, these get especially itchy in hot and cold weather. Furthermore, I am unable to reach all the troublesome spots. If it is not too much to ask...Would you please reach them for me?"

    That was it? Coffee smiled. "Like a dog, you mean?"

    "...In a way, yes."

    It was just a scratch behind the ears...Right? Coffee nodded. "Okay."


    Poor Coffee forgot about the ears!
    Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-18 at 08:03 AM.

  2. - Top - End - #302
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Griffon

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    South Africa
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Wow, Sereg, are you going to leave any of the females in the comic untouched?
    I am the new Vaarsuvius. Pathetic love life in canon, village bike in fanon. Seriously though, you must remember that they aren’t canon to each other, it’s an honour to the thread title, it’s a challenge to write someone woefully inexperienced (AKA Me) in a romantic situation (there’s also the whole trying to work out what I’d do in those situations. For fictional characters I can just decide. For myself, I’m less sure, though I tend to go with the option that is better for my plot) and I didn’t even get to enjoy my time with Tsukiko. (Also, it kind of fits with the fact that my real-life name means “beloved”.)

    Okay, this one takes place during the early days of The Order of the Scribble, before Lirian and Dorukan got together. Me/Lirian:

    Spoiler
    Show
    “I cannot allow you to seal the rift.” said the cloaked figure to The Order of the Scribble, “It allows me to use my magic across worlds. Let me demonstrate. George’s Summon Human from an Alternative Prime Material Plane.” With that a human in shorts and a T-shirt appeared and collapsed on the floor.

    After defeating George, the wizard and sealing the rift, The Order looked at the human, who was still unconscious. “I should handle this.” said Lirian, “Cure light wounds.” The man awoke and stared at Lirian. “Where…where am I?” he asked, “You’re…you’re an elf!”
    “Yes.” she said, “You were magically transported from another world. I am Lirian. Who are you?”
    “You can call me Sereg.” he answered, “How do I get home?” Lirian looked at Sereg and thought to herself how much she liked human nerds as this one obviously was. “I have a spell that should work,” she began slowly, “but it requires us to sleep together.”
    “What?!” yelled Sereg, “Are you serious?”
    “Of course,” said Lirian, “I am a druid. This will allow me to celebrate nature and restore my powers necessary to help you.”
    “Alright.” sighed Sereg.

    After sending him off Serini walked up to Lirian and asked, “You didn’t actually have to sleep with him did you?”
    “Of course not.” answered Lirian”


    Okay, I haven’t read SoD yet, so Lirian is likely way out of character, but oh well.

    Me/Sabine:

    Spoiler
    Show
    Sabine landed before Lee. “You called, sir?” she asked.
    “Yes,” answered Lee, “There’s a human that we want you to knock off. Shouldn’t be too difficult as he’s pretty low level.”

    Sereg continued his walk, oblivious to the danger that he was in. “Hi, there!” called a woman, “Would you mind coming over here a second?”
    “Er…Ok.” said Sereg cautiously. He did, after all, live in a dangerous country. When he had walked right up to her, she grabbed him and pressed her lips against his.

    “That was almost too easy.” said Sabine, staring down at Sereg’s corpse, he had hardly any levels to drain.


    Writing yourself is actually quite difficult. Oh well, I suppose I’ve paid enough homage to the thread title (I’m running circles around the rest of you). I’ll quit with the bad self-insert fan-fiction for now.

    Anyway, it seems that Sgeo hasn’t updated the roller yet but my dice spat out this combination:

    Hobgoblin General x (Roy’s Sword x Roy’s Archon) Damsel/dude in distress:

    Spoiler
    Show
    “Mwahahaha” laughed the hobgoblin general as he dangled Roy’s sword over the pool of boiling lava. “Soon you will have melted to nothing!”
    “Oh no!” cried Roy’s Archon, “Roy needs his sword to defeat Xykon! I have to save it!”
    *Insert Superman theme song*
    Roy’s Archon flew at the hobgoblin general’s eyes. “Take that, you minion of evil!” he cried. “Aaaaaaargh!” screamed the hobgoblin general and he fell backwards and dropped the sword. “You…you’re so bright and sparkly and beautiful.” said the hobgoblin general, “I have seen the error of my ways. Let’s kiss and make up.” He then hugged the sword and the archon to his chest and began kissing them.


    Ok, so I went for another really bad kind of fan-fiction.

    Incidentally, I showed a friend and colleague, whom I introduced to Oots and mentioned this thread to, the Coffee/V fic. He laughed and said that he had to check out the rest of the thread once he’s caught up with the comic. (He’s only read up to the end of “Don’t Split the Party”).

  3. - Top - End - #303
    Banned
     
    Closak's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Where the dragons are
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    ...

    You have my permission to ship me.

    Bonus points if it's with the ABD


    *Puts up traps in my room in case anyone sneaks in without my permission. EVIL traps*

  4. - Top - End - #304
    Ettin in the Playground
     
    Sstoopidtallkid's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Texas...for now
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    ...

    You have my permission to ship me.

    Bonus points if it's with the ABD


    *Puts up traps in my room in case anyone sneaks in without my permission. EVIL traps*
    Yeah, you can try. I'm better with traps than you could dream of being, and I live below you anyways. Have a good sleep. Maybe I won't have you wake up next to a naked male gnome.

    Fun, Coffee! You going to write a sequel?
    [/sarcasm]
    FAQ is not RAW!
    Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
    Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
    I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.

  5. - Top - End - #305
    Banned
     
    Closak's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Where the dragons are
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    You do realize that i eat gnomes right?

    I dare you to try it *Licks mouth*


    And in case you forgot, i'm an epic sorceror, 25 class levels on top of what i already get for being a dragon.

    *Puts invisible magic snares all over the floor that will only trigger on non-dragons*

  6. - Top - End - #306
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Taekwondodo's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Scotland
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    Oh, and I've been spinning out this other story. I think I'll call it 'Dumped on the Rooster'. Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

    Spoiler
    Show
    Story


    Thoughts? (Don't worry, you should be confused. )
    Quite good but I have to admit that the name changes remind me too much of My Immortal. *shudders*

    Quote Originally Posted by Saeyan View Post
    re: parents and internet, my parents are the type who think only schoolwork and Neopets are safe sites, so...like 98% of my online life (even reading Lifehacker) is unknown to them.
    You play Neopets too?
    Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.

    Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.


    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Caleniel View Post
    Taekwondodo - your nick and your avatar are terrific. I want to award you something... how about enough melons to see you through the next ice age?

  7. - Top - End - #307
    Orc in the Playground
     
    ShinyDelusion's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Huh, a funny incident on the way to the forum, you say? Do they perhaps encounter Caligula? Because that may go against the forum rules.
    Actually, I was implying an entirely different direction, but, now that you've brought up that possibility... Hmm... *schemes*

    Liked the update, Yiuel.

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Poor Coffee forgot about the ears!
    Hate to be a critic, but isn't that rather out of character for her? Seriously though, cute fic.

    Your latest stories are interesting, Sereg, and I have to admit that the mental image of an evil hobgoblin dangling a helpless sword over lava and a ball of light declaring "I'll save you!" made me giggle a lot. I kept wanting to give the hobgoblin the classic villainous handlebar mustache, and I could definitely hear the Superman music.
    That's what she said.
    Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.

  8. - Top - End - #308
    Ettin in the Playground
     
    Sstoopidtallkid's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Texas...for now
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    You do realize that i eat gnomes right?

    I dare you to try it *Licks mouth*
    I know you eat gnomes, but it would still disturb you, and would eliminate one more dirty gnome from the world.

    And in case you forgot, i'm an epic sorceror, 25 class levels on top of what i already get for being a dragon.

    *Puts invisible magic snares all over the floor that will only trigger on non-dragons*
    I'm a Kobold, remember? I qualify.
    [/sarcasm]
    FAQ is not RAW!
    Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
    Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
    I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.

  9. - Top - End - #309
    Banned
     
    Oooohaloophole's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    The Abyss (Kiev Ukrain)
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Sereg View Post
    Hobgoblin General x (Roy’s Sword x Roy’s Archon) Damsel/dude in distress:

    Spoiler
    Show
    “Mwahahaha” laughed the hobgoblin general as he dangled Roy’s sword over the pool of boiling lava. “Soon you will have melted to nothing!”
    “Oh no!” cried Roy’s Archon, “Roy needs his sword to defeat Xykon! I have to save it!”
    *Insert Superman theme song*
    Roy’s Archon flew at the hobgoblin general’s eyes. “Take that, you minion of evil!” he cried. “Aaaaaaargh!” screamed the hobgoblin general and he fell backwards and dropped the sword. “You…you’re so bright and sparkly and beautiful.” said the hobgoblin general, “I have seen the error of my ways. Let’s kiss and make up.” He then hugged the sword and the archon to his chest and began kissing them.


    Ok, so I went for another really bad kind of fan-fiction.

    Incidentally, I showed a friend and colleague, whom I introduced to Oots and mentioned this thread to, the Coffee/V fic. He laughed and said that he had to check out the rest of the thread once he’s caught up with the comic. (He’s only read up to the end of “Don’t Split the Party”).
    Heh, this one made me giggle.

    Also Great Story Coffy. Man I wish I could Write something without ending the story in the other persons death....
    Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-18 at 11:41 AM.

  10. - Top - End - #310
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Heheh, thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Hate to be a critic, but isn't that rather out of character for her? Seriously though, cute fic.
    Yeah, but she...Is this a time where you would be thinking logically?

  11. - Top - End - #311
    Ettin in the Playground
     
    Sstoopidtallkid's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Texas...for now
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Yeah, but she...Is this a time where you would be thinking logically?
    No, but given the presence of Vaarsuvius IRL, my first thought(after WFTOMGWTF) would probably be about elven ears.
    [/sarcasm]
    FAQ is not RAW!
    Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
    Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
    I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.

  12. - Top - End - #312
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Asta Kask's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Gothenburg, Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Poor Coffee forgot about the ears!
    I think that's exactly what she didn't do...
    Avatar by CoffeeIncluded

    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

  13. - Top - End - #313
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    No, but given the presence of Vaarsuvius IRL, my first thought(after WFTOMGWTF) would probably be about elven ears.
    Probably. Well, my third thought anyway.

    My SECOND thought would be "PLEASE TEACH ME MAGIC!!!"

  14. - Top - End - #314
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    PJ the Epic's Avatar

    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Somewhere..no wait, what?
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Durkon x Tree?

    How long do you want it to be? Will a few sentences suffice, or do you want at least a paragraph? Any story mechanics or plot points I should use?
    What?

    I don't speak no fancy englush.

    Anyway, it doesn't matter. They pay me to think of ideas, not to impliment them. I leave the rest up to the writer's creativity.
    Last edited by PJ the Epic; 2010-01-18 at 11:40 AM.
    Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.
    ~Kurt Vonnegut

  15. - Top - End - #315
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    I think that's exactly what she didn't do...
    Or that.

    By the way, what are the pixel limitations for avatars? 120x120?

  16. - Top - End - #316
    Ettin in the Playground
     
    Sstoopidtallkid's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Texas...for now
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Or that.

    By the way, what are the pixel limitations for avatars? 120x120?
    Max 120 for each dimension, min 20.
    [/sarcasm]
    FAQ is not RAW!
    Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
    Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
    I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.

  17. - Top - End - #317
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    Max 120 for each dimension, min 20.
    Okay, thanks.

  18. - Top - End - #318
    Orc in the Playground
     
    ShinyDelusion's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Yeah, but she...Is this a time where you would be thinking logically?
    I suppose you have a point. Hm, I just realized that since the ears thing technically isn't cannon yet, one of the thoughts that might go through my head in the situation might be, "At last we can find out for sure!" Heck, it would be my duty as a CrackFiccer to test the long-running theory!

    I feel like I should take a crack at self-shipping before I get on with When in Rome and Hinjo x Tsukiko, but I'm not sure who the (un)lucky OotS character should be...

    You getting yourself a new avi, Coffee?
    That's what she said.
    Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.

  19. - Top - End - #319
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Asta Kask's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Gothenburg, Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Or that.
    And if V turns out to be male, you could always ask whether the soundproof music rooms are unocuppied.
    Avatar by CoffeeIncluded

    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

  20. - Top - End - #320
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    I suppose you have a point. Hm, I just realized that since the ears thing technically isn't cannon yet, one of the thoughts that might go through my head in the situation might be, "At last we can find out for sure!" Heck, it would be my duty as a CrackFiccer to test the long-running theory!

    I feel like I should take a crack at self-shipping before I get on with When in Rome and Hinjo x Tsukiko, but I'm not sure who the (un)lucky OotS character should be...

    You getting yourself a new avi, Coffee?
    And that's what sequels are for!

    No, Asta Kask requested one. (By the way, it's done)

    Or that.
    And if V turns out to be male, you could always ask whether the soundproof music rooms are unocuppied.
    We're in the library, not school.

  21. - Top - End - #321
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Asta Kask's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Gothenburg, Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    No, Asta Kask requested one. (By the way, it's done)
    And I even managed to figure out how to work it. .

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    We're in the library, not school.
    My bad, I thought it was the school library. Poor Coffee, you really don't like physics, do you?
    Avatar by CoffeeIncluded

    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

  22. - Top - End - #322
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Zanaril's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    England

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Heck, it would be my duty as a CrackFiccer to test the long-running theory!
    And to report back!
    This post may contain sarcasm.
    DeviantArt

  23. - Top - End - #323
    Orc in the Playground
     
    ShinyDelusion's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    And to report back!
    But of course. With video documentation if possible.
    That's what she said.
    Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.

  24. - Top - End - #324
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    And I even managed to figure out how to work it. .



    My bad, I thought it was the school library. Poor Coffee, you really don't like physics, do you?
    Yay! Do you like it?

    I. HATE. Physics!

    Well, I do have a digital camera with an 8 gig memory card...
    Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-18 at 12:11 PM.

  25. - Top - End - #325
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Asta Kask's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Gothenburg, Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Yay! Do you like it?

    I. HATE. Physics!

    Well, I do have a digital camera with an 8 gig memory cart...
    I'll take this to PM, before the mods step in.
    Avatar by CoffeeIncluded

    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

  26. - Top - End - #326
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    I'll take this to PM, before the mods step in.
    It's on topic! For video documentation, you see!

  27. - Top - End - #327
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Asta Kask's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Gothenburg, Sweden
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    The video documentation is, but the other stuff isn't. So, did Coffee get any pictures? Did they seek out some dark, secluded spot where they could be alone? Inquiring minds want to know. And what do you think about my new signature?
    Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-18 at 12:21 PM.
    Avatar by CoffeeIncluded

    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

    “Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
    ― Tim Fargo

  28. - Top - End - #328
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    The video documentation is, but the other stuff isn't. So, did Coffee get any pictures? Did they seek out some dark, secluded spot where they could be alone? Inquiring minds want to know. And what do you think about my new signature?
    She did, but she'd get instantaneously banned if she posted them here. Suffice to say that there are a...Lot of secret spots behind the library...

    That's a good start, but Buffy forgot the fire. The cleansing, cleansing fire...

    Also, where's Page 53?
    Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-18 at 12:24 PM.

  29. - Top - End - #329
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Zanaril's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    England

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Did they seek out some dark, secluded spot where they could be alone? the other denizens of the crack pairing thread were waiting with chloroform.
    Fixed that for you.
    Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-18 at 12:26 PM.
    This post may contain sarcasm.
    DeviantArt

  30. - Top - End - #330
    Colossus in the Playground
     
    CoffeeIncluded's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    New York
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Fixed that for you.
    There are a LOT of secluded spots behind the library, especially when it gets dark out. You've just got to be quiet.

    And did you like?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •