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    Shiny: I was insinuating all sorts of hilarity, hijincs, and brain-melters imaginable!

    Yes, I am too lazy to specify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Aw, Coffee... Way to kill my joy at figuring out what the glitch was! Just kidding, of course. (For those of you interested, it was because when I assigned the ficcers numbers, I accidentally skipped 5. )

    I'm glad you've remembered that we're always here for you and would miss you greatly if you were gone. Don't forget it.

    (If you're still on to read this) be very careful on your way home.
    Thanks. I'm back now.

    The problem is that there's no love in the house. Let me explain this a bit better: We don't feel the love in my house. It's always screaming and arguing and we all go to bed with sick feelings in our stomachs and pain in our chests and just trying not to cry. Even the dog's starting to get stressed out. I can't take it anymore. It's gotten to the point where I just hole up in my room all day and never come downstairs.

    So I guess I just like being on a place where everyone's nice (If crazy), and won't start screaming at me (And each other) at the drop of a hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    So I guess I just like being on a place where everyone's nice (If crazy), and won't start screaming at me (And each other) at the drop of a hat.
    Why do you think I went to boarding school? (Admittedly, it hasn't turned out so well so far, but at least I'm not a mere inch from massacring everyone in my family...)

    Writing is a good outlet for feelings. You can tell how people's inner lives are by looking at their writing, especially when it's on the Internet and no one's getting paid for this stuff. The darker the themes, then the more likely that person is going through some really nasty **** in their head. The more honed and skilled it is, the more likely that person has been going through said nasty **** for a long time. You can tell the same through the content of someone's IMs, or the way they phrase things, or how they view characters in a story after individual events.

    Can you tell that I've developed some really freaky methods of psychoanalyzing people over the Internet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Thanks. I'm back now.

    The problem is that there's no love in the house. Let me explain this a bit better: We don't feel the love in my house. It's always screaming and arguing and we all go to bed with sick feelings in our stomachs and pain in our chests and just trying not to cry. Even the dog's starting to get stressed out. I can't take it anymore. It's gotten to the point where I just hole up in my room all day and never come downstairs.

    So I guess I just like being on a place where everyone's nice (If crazy), and won't start screaming at me (And each other) at the drop of a hat.
    we all love you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    Why do you think I went to boarding school? (Admittedly, it hasn't turned out so well so far, but at least I'm not a mere inch from massacring everyone in my family...)

    Writing is a good outlet for feelings. You can tell how people's inner lives are by looking at their writing, especially when it's on the Internet and no one's getting paid for this stuff. The darker the themes, then the more likely that person is going through some really nasty **** in their head. The more honed and skilled it is, the more likely that person has been going through said nasty **** for a long time. You can tell the same through the content of someone's IMs, or the way they phrase things, or how they view characters in a story after individual events.

    Can you tell that I've developed some really freaky methods of psychoanalyzing people over the Internet?
    And what can you tell from my stories?

    ...I'm going to go and have some brownies with milk now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    And what can you tell from my stories?
    I really suggest you don't ask that question. Last time I told someone what I gleaned from our online conversations (I had been RPing with her for a while), I managed to really, really freak her out.

    And I almost verbally eviscerated a girl online for being unnecessarily bitchy. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to pull my punches.

    You don't want to know what signals you put out for the people who take the time to look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    You don't want to know what signals you put out for the people who take the time to look.
    I do, if you've ever got the time.
    It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.

    If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).

    The best answer is always to ask your DM.
    Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.

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    Two things. If anyone is curious, it's going to be a long time before I get the Celia/Redcloak running again. Also, even though I'm not on the list, DON'T SHIP ME!
    I'm afraid doing this will make someone write one with me in it...


    I JUST REMEMBERED! Great crack everyone, and I can't wait for a continuation of it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    I do, if you've ever got the time.
    Trust me, you don't. Think... think about it like my analysis' of V, Reddy, Yutrin, and Mijung. They're all interesting for certain people to read, but if any of these characters were real, it'd be a huge invasion of their privacy and the height of cruelty to bring all that personal information to the forefront, stuff that none of them want anyone else to know, but suddenly, they're forced to face the fact that the signals of what they've suffered, experienced, and done are written over every little gesture, every small statement, every show of personality. You can't keep secrets that way.

    Sometimes, it's nicer to pretend that you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    Trust me, you don't. Think... think about it like my analysis' of V, Reddy, Yutrin, and Mijung. They're all interesting for certain people to read, but if any of these characters were real, it'd be a huge invasion of their privacy and the height of cruelty to bring all that personal information to the forefront, stuff that none of them want anyone else to know, but suddenly, they're forced to face the fact that the signals of what they've suffered, experienced, and done are written over every little gesture, every small statement, every show of personality. You can't keep secrets that way.

    Sometimes, it's nicer to pretend that you can.
    Really, I don't mind. It's surprising what an insatiable curiosity combined with an ability to not be unduly negatively affected by such things can do.

    And now that you've mentioned, I won't be able to stop thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Really, I don't mind. It's surprising what an insatiable curiosity combined with an ability to not be unduly negatively affected by such things can do.
    Trust me, that's what everyone says. You don't want to have anything analysed.

    I've made people cry. I don't like making people cry at all. I'm not interested in doing it again--once was more than enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    Trust me, that's what everyone says. You don't want to have anything analysed.

    I've made people cry. I don't like making people cry at all. I'm not interested in doing it again--once was more than enough.
    Is it that bad? Do I come off as that much of a jerk?

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    List of shippable ficcers:

    ShinyDelusion
    CoffeeIncluded
    Closak
    Sereg
    Zanaril
    Meg
    Dark Apprentice
    Eztheria
    Sstoopidtallkid
    Oooohaloophole(?)
    The Dark Fiddler
    Water-Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    I'm happy with these. If anybody wants to write me, do these instead, I'm gonna try mexInky.
    Good luck and have fun! Hm, Dark Fiddler x Elan sounds kind of cute...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    Shiny: I was insinuating all sorts of hilarity, hijincs, and brain-melters imaginable!

    Yes, I am too lazy to specify.
    Are you going to attempt to write any of said hilarity, hijinks, and brainmelters?

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Thanks. I'm back now.

    The problem is that there's no love in the house. Let me explain this a bit better: We don't feel the love in my house. It's always screaming and arguing and we all go to bed with sick feelings in our stomachs and pain in our chests and just trying not to cry. Even the dog's starting to get stressed out. I can't take it anymore. It's gotten to the point where I just hole up in my room all day and never come downstairs.

    So I guess I just like being on a place where everyone's nice (If crazy), and won't start screaming at me (And each other) at the drop of a hat.
    For what it's worth, I'll pray for you. Try to hang in there, and never forget we're open 24/7 here at the Crack and Brain Bleach Emporium!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lawyergoblin View Post
    Two things. If anyone is curious, it's going to be a long time before I get the Celia/Redcloak running again. Also, even though I'm not on the list, DON'T SHIP ME!
    I'm afraid doing this will make someone write one with me in it...


    I JUST REMEMBERED! Great crack everyone, and I can't wait for a continuation of it all.
    I'm still hoping to see more Celia/Redcloak soon (just so you know that we haven't lost interest)!

    Ah, Watersmurf, dangling a free psychoanalysis in front of a bunch of introspective intellectuals and then yanking it away, too cruel, too cruel...
    That's what she said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    For what it's worth, I'll pray for you. Try to hang in there, and never forget we're open 24/7 here at the Crack and Brain Bleach Emporium!
    Thanks.

    And I see you rolled up Coffee/Elan. Natural-born 18 Charisma...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Thanks.

    And I see you rolled up Coffee/Elan. Natural-born 18 Charisma...
    FYI, that is worth a lot "under the hood"...
    That's what she said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    List of shippable ficcers:
    Ah, Watersmurf, dangling a free psychoanalysis in front of a bunch of introspective intellectuals and then yanking it away, too cruel, too cruel...
    I have to agree here. I was looking forward to being analyzed as a paranoid schizophrenic.

    And Shiny, I wish I could, but my writer's block has not yet been lifted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    FYI, that is worth a lot "under the hood"...
    ...Now I am requesting CoffeeIncluded/Elan. For the laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    I have to agree here. I was looking forward to being analyzed as a paranoid schizophrenic.

    And Shiny, I wish I could, but my writer's block has not yet been lifted.
    Aw, sad story. Would more ficcer pairings help?

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    ...Now I am requesting CoffeeIncluded/Elan. For the laughs.
    I'm on it!
    That's what she said.
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    Shiny: Perhaps, but I'm not optimistic. The looming presence of my upcoming music theory final really has me on edge.

    I've also been playing way too much Modern Warfare 2 inbetween school and work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    Shiny: Perhaps, but I'm not optimistic. The looming presence of my upcoming music theory final really has me on edge.

    I've also been playing way too much Modern Warfare 2 inbetween school and work.
    Aw, sorry. Is that a late first semester final or early fear of a second semester final?
    That's what she said.
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    A second semester final that has already been assigned. It will not be easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    A second semester final that has already been assigned. It will not be easy.
    Good luck, then. If you're having trouble, I might be able to help a little; I'm in Music Theory right now too.

    And come on, let's break that writer's block!

    Zanaril x Vaarsuvius
    Water-Smurf x Ancient Black Dragon x Tsukiko
    Zanaril x Kazumi
    Sstoopidtallkid x Celia
    Sstoopidtallkid x Sangwaan
    Meg x Monster in The Dark
    Water-Smurf x Haerta Bloodsoak
    Sereg x Daigo
    CoffeeIncluded x Durkon
    ShinyDelusion x Inkyrius
    ShinyDelusion x Jephton
    Zanaril x Belkar x Haerta Bloodsoak
    That's what she said.
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    Aghh... what do those at sea say? "Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink?" I've got some vague ideas, but I just can't see turning them into fics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    Aghh... what do those at sea say? "Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink?" I've got some vague ideas, but I just can't see turning them into fics!
    Why not pick your favorite pairing and roll up a plot device? Even if you're still feeling uninspired, you oughta be able to squeeze 100 words out of that, and maybe those 100 words will make you feel good enough to write the next 100 and so on.
    That's what she said.
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    Alright, alright. I might be able to get something out of Dark Apprentice x Tsukiko.

    The key word is "might."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    Alright, alright. I might be able to get something out of Dark Apprentice x Tsukiko.

    The key word is "might."
    We love it when you try!

    Coffee/Durkon? I'm gonna end up sleeping with the entire Order at this rate, won't I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Apprentice View Post
    Alright, alright. I might be able to get something out of Dark Apprentice x Tsukiko.

    The key word is "might."
    Good luck!

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    We love it when you try!

    Coffee/Durkon? I'm gonna end up sleeping with the entire Order at this rate, won't I.
    And then you'll be ready to get acquainted with the Guild!

    Night night, everyone!
    That's what she said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    And then you'll be ready to get acquainted with the Guild!

    Night night, everyone!
    I don't know whether to laugh at the prospect of being the Crack Pairing Author bicycle, or to be absolutely horrified at the prospect of being the Crack Pairing Author bicycle.

    *Looks at avatar* Then again, I probably had it coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    I don't know whether to laugh at the prospect of being the Crack Pairing Author bicycle, or to be absolutely horrified at the prospect of being the Crack Pairing Author bicycle.

    *Looks at avatar* Then again, I probably had it coming.
    ...Both? That's what I would feel like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Ah, Watersmurf, dangling a free psychoanalysis in front of a bunch of introspective intellectuals and then yanking it away, too cruel, too cruel...
    Exactly. If I don't know which of the many problems that I've been accused of having are real, how do I fix them?

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded
    I don't know whether to laugh at the prospect of being the Crack Pairing Author bicycle, or to be absolutely horrified at the prospect of being the Crack Pairing Author bicycle.

    *Looks at avatar* Then again, I probably had it coming.
    True. Of course it was sort of me earlier and I didn't find it too bad.

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