Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[Closak]

Hmm...*Eats a bunch of random civilians* Nomnomnom.


Oh well, i'm out for now. See ya *Falls asleep in the middle of the room*

[Mystic Muse]

Hm... I can try and import a tree from there... But I doubt that I can get a permanent portal license to the Schwarzwald. Even if we have a tree house there.... :/

Say, you from Germany? That'd make us three if I correctly remember...


EDIT: Huh, where did the post go that I was responding to?

it disappeareded

no, I'm not from Germany. But I'm learning German.

[Eztheria]

it disappeareded

It ninja-teleported away! :O

no, I'm not from Germany. But I'm learning German.

Kewl :) How does it go? I often hear that it's a tough language to learn because of the pronounciations.

[Mystic Muse]

well, I really like the way the german language sounds which helps. It's kind of a low guttural sound. The words in it just sound so cool too.

so it goes well. I don't even have a problem with pronunciation currently. heck if I tried I could probably sing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWm87HkaYdE The problem I have is with tense. (such as past tense, present tense and future tense)

Does anybody have any stick art they can have me do? I'm trying to improve my inkscape skills

[CoffeeIncluded]

I promised I'd do a floor plan for a Crack Pairings Club House using what you have kindly told me when I joined you?
Here are the links:
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca001.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca002.jpg

I promise I'll remake them once I find my dungeon designer CD.

So...

Please disregard the size notes, they'll be remade. 37.5 m seems too small to me and I'll adjust the thread house and library tower size accordingly then.
We are "confined" by a large, nice brick wall so that no one can accidently stumble in and blame it on us for not making it visible enough where our area starts. We've got a parking lot and a copter landing place which can double as teleporting space. Next thing is the actual thread house which has five floors (cellar, ground floor, 1-3) and a roof deck. Behind the thread house there's a large storehouse/warehouse where the Brain Bleach is stored. To the right there's a large park in whichs centre the library tower is (which has one floor more than the thread house). The library tower is constructed and interiour fashioned to look like a mage's tower.
The ground floor of the TH has two large and two small rooms: If you enter through the front door you end up at the reception where you can read new stuff. Two doors lead to the main room. In the middle front there's a large buffet, to the right with window-view at park and library-tower the artist corner where you can work if you don't need absolute silence and to the left there's a large TV with consoles, games and DVDs as well as a sofa group around a low table. The middle of the room is free for spontaneous messing around. The lower right door leads to the bathroom, the lower left door to the stairs. Those are "hidden" and can be accessed through two hidden levers disguised as candleholders which lower the staircase from the ceiling. Down goes to the cellar where the washing machines etc. are and up leads to the first floor.
The first floor has a large kitchen and several large and small sound-proof rooms equipped for various occassions such as band practice, karaoke and so on.
Second and Third floor are identical with each 18 rooms along the walls so that everyone's got a window or two in his room. Yes, you've read correctly. These rooms are for personal use such as storing sketches, sleeping, working in silence and brewing potions. In the middle of each floor are two larger bathrooms with bathtub (these aren't on the floor plans because I've forgotten them).
The roof deck is currently empty.

Awesome!

[Mystic Muse]

*Teleports in with several things*

how about this for the deck? *you all see patio furniture with lots of table umbrellas*

[Dark_Stryke]

Okay, okay, okay. Seriously now folks, the derails are getting to be a bit much. I just slogged through 4 pages on the last thread, and I don't think there was a single mention of the Order of the Stick, let alone crack pairings.

Can we at least try to stay on topic? A little? It's not that I don't enjoy the randomness we get up to at times, by I'd hate to see the thread closed because we decided to talk about alien invasions or what have you instead of what the thread is actually about.

And no, Coffee, I don't think an entirely off-topic post with a little footnote at the end about how you hope you inspired a crack pairing counts.

Eztheria: Awesome club house. I'll take a room in it. Somewhere away from any dragons. I'd rather someone else's dying scream be the warning that one of them got hungry or bored.

[Aaron]

I promised I'd do a floor plan for a Crack Pairings Club House using what you have kindly told me when I joined you?
Here are the links:
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca001.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca002.jpg

I promise I'll remake them once I find my dungeon designer CD.

Awesome Crack Club House, Eztheria! I really like all of the secret doors, rooms, and levers.

As a cleric, I guess I'm the manager of the Brain Bleach warehouse. Now I can finally try out that new high power brain bleach formula. It's brain bleach mixed with a certain amount of Holy Water. I call it, "Holy brain bleach." Clean and purify your mind.

[ShinyDelusion]

I was just suggesting, not calling dibs.

EDIT: But I'll see if I can muster some horrible, halfly-assed abomination of creative writing up.

Oh. Well in either case, I couldn't really see myself doing a good job with the idea. Good luck!

Teeheehee, loved the latest Miko x Thog, Sereg.

Murphy's Law Pairing

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Radic x someguyJanineknows

Background: Janine recommended a nice guy and Radic asked him to the village dance. Now J&R talk about what happened...

Radic: So we went to the dance, and then...
Janine: Yes?
Radic: ...and then he asked if could follow me home...
Janine: Yes?
Radic: ...and then I asked if he wanted to come in and drink some tea...
Janine: And then what happened?
Radic: *mumble, mumble*
Janine: What did you say?
Radic: *mumble, mumble*
Janine: You must speak lou...
Radic: We! Drank! Tea! NOTHING. MORE. HAPPENED.
*bursts into tears*

And that is why should always put ranks in Sense Motive.

Comments?

Hahaha, indeed...

Cool map thingamies, Eztheria!

Does anybody have any stick art they can have me do? I'm trying to improve my inkscape skills

I can't come up with anything specific, but comics of crack fics people have written are always pretty cool.

Anyway, yay for a new thread! But seriously, I hope that next time I trudge through four new pages there'll be more crack and crack discussion on them...

[Nathander]

Sorry I've been absent, but I've been getting back into school.

Anyhow, I kinda lost track of the last thread after pages 43-44. I'll be going through them anyway to get back up to speed, but was there anything particularly notable I missed?

[Water-Smurf]

Anyway, this isn't getting more crack pairings done. Water-smurf, what you do is, you take the plot bunnies and cook them. Then you eat them, and get new ideas.

:< :< :< But da bunnies are so cah-ooot!

(Yes, my English skills go down to pre-school levels when thinking of bunnies. :> )

She does seem to be swimming towards the deep end of the alignment pool. And that's where the nasty kids who dunk people underwater and hold them there all are.

Oh, right. That. Expect dunking. A lot of it.

(I hope that Reddy gets to her soon enough. With the way her character's developing, even I am beginning to wonder. :< I'm starting to think that she would try to kill him if Xykon asked her to.)

If they're going back to the Snarl plan, it kind of puts the whole world back on the line again.

Oh, right. Imagine V's reaction if/when she turns up again.

: Oh for the love of--I die for a mere fifteen years and my family is already made up of extremists bent on destroying the world! *grumbles* Redcloak, by the elven gods, you had better have a good reason for this turning out this way...

I promised I'd do a floor plan for a Crack Pairings Club House using what you have kindly told me when I joined you?
Here are the links:
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca001.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca002.jpg

I claim a room in the corner! :D

Sorry I've been absent, but I've been getting back into school.

Anyhow, I kinda lost track of the last thread after pages 43-44. I'll be going through them anyway to get back up to speed, but was there anything particularly notable I missed?

...A couple stories were done... floor plans for a clubhouse were made... I updated PotG... but the last two or three pages got derailed.

[ClericOfBelker]

The ABD's cave should be on the floor plan. So, Closak knows where to sleep!

Edit: *Summon Building* *Temple of Belkar appears by clubhouse* Ok here's my room

Also, can I get a link to the Somewhat Cursed Items Thread! PLEASE!

[Devixer]

Yay, new thread! Here's to another fifty pages of brain-melting fun!

Edit: Nice floor plan, Eztheria! I would also like a room away from the two dragons.

[Zeta Kai]

I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?

[Devixer]

I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?

I think V's overall ambiguity is part of the equation here.

[Mystic Muse]

aww. nobody wants a room by me.

*goes to sulk in the corner*

[Raging Gene Ray]

I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?

Elves are the new vampires!
and vampires are the new Pokemon!

[Devixer]

aww. nobody wants a room by me.

*goes to sulk in the corner*

That is because you might kill me if I so much as look at you the wrong way. I at least want a five-second head start before my inevitable demise.

[Mystic Muse]

BUT I'M NEUTRAL GOOD!

Closak is the one who'll eat you.

[CoffeeIncluded]

BUT I'M NEUTRAL GOOD!

Closak is the one who'll eat you.

Guys, guys! On topic, remember?

And as to the V question?

Elf. We've basically decided here that elven ears are an erogenous zone
Ambiguous gender
We can easily identify with hir
It's a running gag

[Devixer]

Coffee: We don't have to rigidly be on topic, but you're probably right. I don't want this thread banned. However, please allow me one last statement: I'm True Neutral, making death possible for me no matter what.


Anyway, I've still got my Zz'dtrixTsukiko pairing in the air, if anyone wants it.

[Yiuel]

I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?

For what it's worth, V is also, technically, the OotS character with the longest experience in relationships.

[Mystic Muse]

okay, I'm actually going to try working on something this time around.


I have an idea that miiiiight work. I'll get to it tomorrow. I need an answer to a D&D question then I have to get school done before my cousins come tomorrow.

I apologise ahead of time for any errors in the fic. My document writing program doesn't read mistakes as mistakes any longer for some odd reason.

[Devixer]

Looking forward to whatever you're putting up here.

[Sstoopidtallkid]

Does anybody have any stick art they can have me do? I'm trying to improve my inkscape skills

I wouldn't mind VxSabinexV art, preferably in a banner format.

For a non-self-centered idea, VxMiko with V being pregnant. Not necessarily sexual, but clear the 2 of them are involved. Just for the sheer 'WTF' factor.

And yes, can we keep the off-topicness to a minimum? It was fun before, but it's grown too much. If I show up and there's 3 new pages, I'd expect 3 new stories, not 0. It's disappointing. :(

Also, I'd like a small room in the basement.

Edit:

I have an idea that miiiiight work. I'll get to it tomorrow. I need an answer to a D&D question then I have to get school done before my cousins come tomorrow.

PM me. I'm on for the next few hours, and if I don't know the answer it's too obscure for the answer to matter to a fanfic.

[Oooohaloophole]

I[/I] am beginning to wonder. :< I'm starting to think that she would try to kill him if Xykon asked her to.)



Oh, right. Imagine V's reaction if/when she turns up again.

: Oh for the love of--I die for a mere fifteen years and my family is already made up of extremists bent on destroying the world! *grumbles* Redcloak, by the elven gods, you had better have a good reason for this turning out this way...

Pfff I expected that plot point a mile away. Why did you think I added the skull to the staff of my pic? In case you ever need to resurect the father you killed keep his skull on your staff. Yeah And dont say "Oh knows this wont happen!"

Because any Idea you say "maybe it will happen" It WILL happen

Edit: I just realized that Xycons crown if added to anything makes them more baddass. ANYTHING! Roy, Baddass, REALY baddass.


Ill go get my zombie army to build the Clubhouse....Il need a cleric to cleen the corruption left by them if you dont mind?

[Sereg]

Sorry I've been absent, but I've been getting back into school.

Anyhow, I kinda lost track of the last thread after pages 43-44. I'll be going through them anyway to get back up to speed, but was there anything particularly notable I missed?

Let's see, more Oots jr. pics but Lira has already collected those.

ABD/Janitor by Closak and Nale's first time meeting Sabine with guest appearances by Janine and Radic written by ShinyDelusion on page 44.

A very meta Julio/Julio by me on page 45.

Parts 1 and 2 of my Miko/Thog fic on pages 45 and 48.

A Vaarsuvius fic by Sstoopidtallkid on page also on page 45

and finally Radic/a friend of Janine by Asta Kask.

Thanks for the compliment on my latest chapter ShinyDelusion.

@MReav I won't complain about adding a new option. I PM'd Sgeo about the roller but he hasn't got back to me.

[Raging Gene Ray]

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And yes, can we keep the off-topicness to a minimum? It was fun before, but it's grown too much. If I show up and there's 3 new pages, I'd expect 3 new stories, not 0. It's disappointing. :(

Thank you! I'm sick of checking on this thread just to see Closak, Oompaloophole, and Kyuubi bouncing around on their butts like a bunch of silly people!

[Oooohaloophole]

Thank you! I'm sick of checking on this thread just to see Closak, Oompaloophole, and Kyuubi bouncing around on their butts like a bunch of silly people!

Yeah I noticed, So Without further adoo Another Pic
Il keep the Silly billy talk to minimum.

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[Raging Gene Ray]

You really seem to be improving as an artist...I like the small touches, like the ion stone and the bat familiar.

Did Water-Smurf ever give Tiasal a familiar in canon? I haven't read that far into the sprawling V/Redcloak saga.

If the familiar isn't canon...I'd think I'm going to name it Hunter. Either that or Gonzo.