Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[Zanaril]

He posted, I quoted/posted, he deleted the post, he quoted me. Which is annoying and confusing, Zanaril. Please don't do that, it makes me look like either a time traveler or an idiot.

Time traveller or not, you had to be ninja to post in the 60 seconds between me first posting, then reposting.

[Sstoopidtallkid]

Time traveller or not, you had to be ninja to post in the 60 seconds between me first posting, then reposting.

Not a ninja, I'm just that good. BELIEVE IT!

[Closak]

*Spits acid at Sstoopidtallkid*

No quoting Naruto!


*Noms plot bunnies*
Come on, gimme some ideas!

[Aaron]

Some people can be really freakin' crazy huh? (And not the good kind of crazy either)

*points at thread*

...good point. We are all crazy (in our own ways).

*Noms plot bunnies*
Come on, gimme some ideas!

Hey, leave the plot bunnies alone.
*sends the plot bunnies to Water-Smurf*

O, and I know just what to give to Coffee.
*sends plot kittens to CoffeeIncluded* (since I know you LOVE kittens)

[Zanaril]

*Spits acid at Sstoopidtallkid*

No quoting Naruto!


*Noms plot bunnies*
Come on, gimme some ideas!

Fanfiction as a plot device.

Or you could try to combine the voted most squickiest subjects into something that warps reality:

[...] the twincest, gender-flipping, rape (both implied and...yeah), and the gravitational pull around the word 'orgy' [...]

[Closak]

*Sends my own kitten to Coffee*

His name is Killer.
Try to teach him some manners okay?

*Killer starts tearing down the house*

And that is why he's called Killer


But seriously, idea draught.

[Zanaril]

But seriously, idea draught.

When in doubt, turn to the pairing generator.

I mean, first roll and I get:


Miko + Mr Scruffy

Drunkenness

Rolling binge, here I come:

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Elan + Lord Kubota
Unrequited love + Police/military uniform + American high school setting

Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might + Julia Greenhilt
Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)

The Guy with a halberd + Monster in the Dark
True love

Lord Kubota + The IFCC
American high school setting

Shadowdancer + Bandit King
Pink frills and white lace + In the afterlife

Hieronymus Grubwiggler + Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Love/hate relationship + Adultery + Everyone is a furry version of themselves

Belkar + The chimera
Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)

Inkyrius + Ancient Black Dragon
Love/hate relationship (wow, I actually rolled that? Maybe it's a sign I need to do some more Inky angst )

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hey guys, thanks for the kittens! And one of them is:

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0580.html
Just how did Grubwiggler get that 5-star protection?

Wonder what Coffee is up to...?

Two things:
1. Three essays, three midterms, and a Latin test all tomorrow/Monday/Tuesday.

2. ...I am never negatively mentioning Haley's inability to tell Elan how she felt about him again. EVER.

[Closak]

Inkyrius + Ancient Black Dragon
Love/hate relationship (wow, I actually rolled that? Maybe it's a sign I need to do some more Inky angst )

Do it do it do it!

Seriously.



Let's see what i roll...

ABD/Thog
Mind Control.

Poor Thog.
But i bet the ABD will be more than happy with it.

[The Dark Fiddler]

2. ...I am never negatively mentioning Haley's inability to tell Elan how she felt about him again. EVER.

I am. It's fun being hypocritical!

[Sstoopidtallkid]

Two things:
1. Three essays, three midterms, and a Latin test all tomorrow/Monday/Tuesday.

2. ...I am never negatively mentioning Haley's inability to tell Elan how she felt about him again. EVER.

Ooh, romance. Does this mean we can expect more...detailed stories in the future?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Ooh, romance. Does this mean we can expect more...detailed stories in the future?

It means that I, after several months, finally worked up the courage to tell my friend that I think of him as more than a friend.

[Closak]

Heh, good for you Coffee.

Now excuse me while i torture Thog

Hmm, due to multi-tasking this is gonna take longer than i thought.

And where did everyone go?

[Zanaril]

Do it do it do it!

Seriously.

Here come the plot bunnies...

[The Odor]

Water-Smurf: Nice ending.
Serge: Still classy.
Coffee Good for you.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Coffee Good for you.

Thanks.

Can't believe it took since October though.

[Devixer]

Coffee: Good job!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Coffee: Good job!

Thank you!

Now I just have to wait for his reaction.

He said he likes me, but he's not 100% sure if he likes me, at least enough for us to upgrade our relationship. Similar to me, he doesn't act on a big decision until he's fully sure of it.

But oh man, how could saying, "I like you. No, I mean I like you," be so hard to say?!

[Lawyergoblin]

Watersmurf, I don't think I have ever contradicted you, or not liked one of your stories, but that was f*cked-up.

(I hope this doesn't sound like an insult. I'm not trying to say I don't like it or the writing isn't very good, it was just really weird. REALLY weird.)

EDIT: I just read what had occurred on the top posts. Good show CoffeeIncluded!

[Lubirio]

Trust me Coffee, I know how you feel, it only took me two months, but it get's harder as you go along, or at least it feels like that.

[The Dark Fiddler]

But oh man, how could saying, "I like you. No, I mean I like you," be so hard to say?!

Because you're afraid of ruining your friendship forever and ever? (Also, not that I'm not happy for you, but any further discussion would be better in the Relationships thread... although that's more for Woes and Advice... still, more on-topic there than here.)

[CoffeeIncluded]

Because you're afraid of ruining your friendship forever and ever? (Also, not that I'm not happy for you, but any further discussion would be better in the Relationships thread... although that's more for Woes and Advice... still, more on-topic there than here.)

Okay.

But I got it off my chest after several months, and what ever happens (And knowing me, this will likely end badly), I feel a lot better.

[Water-Smurf]

Water-Smurf: Got any way for those of us without a Deviantart account to read it? Or am I gonna have to sign up over there, too?

*Edit* Sorry if that sounded snarky. It isn't meant to be.

I'm sorry to do this to you, but it looks like you're going to have to make an account. My FF.net account is backlogged in regards to the story, so it would be too confusing to have it there, and I can't think of anywhere else to put it.

Ouch Watersurf Thats some Depressing Stuff Right there. Unfortunatly I predicted it like a mile away, Kill your own family after long time apart :Check Command the Snarl: Check, Madness: Check.

Hmmm, I guess im not fealing very sentimental Today....Call me a monster but I was chearing her on, nothing made me go "I feel so sad". I guess it has to do with my Murderous side bieng Dominant Today, Well Have fun Killing Tiasal. But honestly Great Story, matches my pic well.

You expected her to rape her own father?

Wow...just wow. Little confusing at the beginning (didn't realise it was a flashback at first. Thought "Time travel?"). Tiasal's descent into evil and madness is well done with inventively squicky "torture".

Thanks. I was trying to think of something that people wouldn't expect. And something that would suit Deirdre's purposes.

What was left of Tia begging Redcloak was sad, I almost teared up!

I was actually wondering if someone would comment on that. I was worried it was narmy.

Thank you!

Now I just have to wait for his reaction.

He said he likes me, but he's not 100% sure if he likes me, at least enough for us to upgrade our relationship. Similar to me, he doesn't act on a big decision until he's fully sure of it.

But oh man, how could saying, "I like you. No, I mean I like you," be so hard to say?!

*does a little cha-cha* Go Coffee!

Watersmurf, I don't think I have ever contradicted you, or not liked one of your stories, but that was f*cked-up.

(I hope this doesn't sound like an insult. I'm not trying to say I don't like it or the writing isn't very good, it was just really weird. REALLY weird.)

Don't worry. You're not obligated to agree with me or like my stories.


And I may not be able to write a lot anymore. I just got a warning from Roland about linking my last story and I'm a little nervous about posting anything. Considering the environment I grew up in, I really have no idea what counts as 'family friendly' or 'PG-13.' I'd probably screw up and get ban-hammered.

[Devixer]

Coffee: Hey, but whatever may happen, do NOT leave this thread as a result!
We will find you and drag you back!

[CoffeeIncluded]

And I may not be able to write a lot anymore. I just got a warning from Roland about linking my last story and I'm a little nervous about posting anything. Considering the environment I grew up in, I really have no idea what counts as 'family friendly' or 'PG-13.' I'd probably screw up and get ban-hammered.

You did? Yipes. Sorry about that.

But don't you dare leave! We can help you with the "Family friendly/PG-13 bounds!"

...What happened? (Not to be rude.)

Coffee: Hey, but whatever may happen, do NOT leave this thread as a result!
We will find you and drag you back!

What makes you think I'll leave?

[Devixer]

In my observations, Coffee, the biggest detriments to being on the internet are being in a serious relationship and being rejected by someone who you wanted to be in a serious relationship with.

[CoffeeIncluded]

In my observations, Coffee, the biggest detriments to being on the internet are being in a serious relationship and being rejected by someone who you wanted to be in a serious relationship with.

Don't worry, I won't leave.

[Zanaril]

You expected her to rape her own father?

Oddly enough, I did catch onto what she was planning before she made it clear. Sometime between '"My name's Deirdre, you know," she said, smiling.' and her smashing the glass in his face. *shudder*

And I may not be able to write a lot anymore. I just got a warning from Roland about linking my last story and I'm a little nervous about posting anything. Considering the environment I grew up in, I really have no idea what counts as 'family friendly' or 'PG-13.' I'd probably screw up and get ban-hammered.

That actually surprises me. While the subject matter was certainly not family friendly, there wasn't anything explicit. Or is there a general frowning on posting to anything questionable off-site?

It could just be that we're under particularly close scrutiny at present.


Can't you just post any new stories on DeviantArt and mention you've posted them?

Don't stop writing (please!), but equally don't feel you have to rein it in to concede to the rules just so you can post here. I think it's gotten to the point where enough people like your stories that they'd look out for them somewhere off-site.

The cliffhangers you've got us hooked on currently are sufficient alone...

[EvilRoeSlade]

Okay I've just got to try this.

Here's my first roll... Gender-Switched Shadowdancer/Mr. Scruffy. Everyone is a furry version of themselves.

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It was after the assassination attempt on the King of Nowhere had gone horribly wrong. The Shadowdancer had been separated from his partner in the confusion and had been for hours. Risking a return to the destroyed inn to see if he was there, something caught his eye. It was a belt, one he recognized. That female warrior who had so effortlessly defeated them had been wearing it. Perhaps... he could gain some of her power?

Once he put it on however, he didn't notice any difference at first. Maybe it wasn't even magical. In another moment however, his chest became distinctly heavier and he suddenly realized he was... missing something.

Crap.

Well, at this point his ring of disguise would just be redundant. He, or rather she, slipped it off and pocketed it, revealing that she was in fact a cat-girl.

There was no time to look for some sort of way to remove the curse. She had to move on to her next mission - the assassination of Lord Shojo of Azure city.

Weeks later she arrived at her destination. Though she had finally re-united with her partner, they had soon parted ways on sour terms since the horny dwarf wouldn't stop trying to get her in bed with him. She crept into the palace, easily sneaking past the guards and paladins, none of whom had spot or listen as a class skill. Entering the near-empty throne room, she spied her target, and... something on his lap.

The scruffy white cat awoke, and their eyes met and locked. She felt something grow hot in her loins. All reason fled from her mind as she realized that she had found the one she had been searching for her entire life.

Amidst the screeches and yowls of passion, Lord Shojo awake.

"Damnit Mr. Scruffy! I told you not to have one night stands in the throne room!"

[The Dark Fiddler]

And I may not be able to write a lot anymore. I just got a warning from Roland about linking my last story and I'm a little nervous about posting anything. Considering the environment I grew up in, I really have no idea what counts as 'family friendly' or 'PG-13.' I'd probably screw up and get ban-hammered.

You could always ask a mod if they'd be okay with proof-reading to make sure anything you post is ok.

I can't tell what's family friendly either, so you aren't alone, at least. I don't even have my environment to blame it on.

Also, you could always write and upload it on DA, but not link. It wouldn't really be the same, and everybody interested would need to sign up to DA and watch you (or at least check regularly) but you could still write, then. (Don't get me wrong, if you're thinking that it's best you don't write anymore, don't write. If that's the case, then only use my suggestion for when you have plot-bunnies you can't just kill. I'm suggesting this assuming you still want to write. Don't want to make you do anything you don't want to. (But it'd be a shame to lose your writing...))

In my observations, Coffee, the biggest detriments to being on the internet are being in a serious relationship and being rejected by someone who you wanted to be in a serious relationship with.

Unless you can only talk to the person you're with over the internet... like the only girlfriends I've ever had. =/