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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    *starts pulling down bottles from behind the bar*

    Hmmm, looks like I may need to restock for the next thread.

    *casts a sending spell*

    "It is me again. The plan is progressing well. I need that box - you know the one - and also something from your 'special' selection. Over."
    What's the "Special" selection?

    Does it include an aphrodisiac? Because I think Matt and Janine will be wanting some, considering what my newest update is leading to next week...

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    It's nothing. Nothing. Just... herbs. Yes, that's it. Herbs. Good for you.

    *whistles*

    Hey - we're on fifty pages! Here's to a Happy New Thread!

    *gulp*
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    We have drinks? Thank God! *chucks green liquid out* The wormwood lies!

    *grabs bottle from Zanaril* *chugs it*

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    You know what? Screw it, don't mind if I do!

    *Grabs bottle and starts chugging*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Does it include an aphrodisiac? Because I think Matt and Janine will be wanting some, considering what my newest update is leading to next week...
    ...I think one of the things can be used that way if you dilute it to one part in a hundred million.

    And Fiddler and Lira are both online, so hopefully the new thread will be up shortly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    ...I think one of the things can be used that way if you dilute it to one part in a hundred million.
    *Is already on her 5th bottle*

    ...Wait, what?

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    *starts mixing drinks with green liquid* *notices she is being watched*

    What?

    *scowls and chugs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    *Is already on her 5th bottle*

    ...Wait, what?
    *stands well back*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    *stands well back*
    Wait, wait, what's that supposed to mean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Wait, wait, what's that supposed to mean!
    It means I don't want to be the first thing you see after you wake up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    It means I don't want to be the first thing you see after you wake up.
    *Is already passed out and didn't hear Zanaril*

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    *Walks up and pokes Coffee*

    Heeellloooo!

    Wake up! *Pokes harder*


    ...Why is Zanaril giving me such an odd look?

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    Default Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

    Might I remind you all that this is Crack Pairings thread, not the Underage Drinking of Aphrodisiacs thread?
    It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.

    If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).

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    Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.

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    Because she is not a dragon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    *Is already passed out and didn't hear Zanaril*
    *picks up empty bottle*

    ...Wait, this is just mineral water.


    So who picked up that bottle of love potion??!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    Might I remind you all that this is Crack Pairings thread, not the Underage Drinking of Aphrodisiacs thread?
    If you start the new thread, I'm sure all this will subside.

    ...

    Reasonably sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    If you start the new thread, I'm sure all this will subside.

    ...

    Reasonably sure.
    Especially considering that I haven't actually given out the spiked drinks yet.
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    I don't know why you guys always wait for me to make it. It's not like it's "my" thread or anything.

    If I hadn't decided to take a break from preparing for my People to People trip at the time I did, who knows how long you'd have been waiting for.
    It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.

    If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).

    The best answer is always to ask your DM.
    Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    I don't know why you guys always wait for me to make it. It's not like it's "my" thread or anything.

    If I hadn't decided to take a break from preparing for my People to People trip at the time I did, who knows how long you'd have been waiting for.
    We're set in out ways.

    Also lazy.


    Also, wouldn't the title be better as "...our drinks are spiked"?
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    *Is drinking mineral water*

    *Looks at bottle*

    HEY! This isn't my mineral water!

    ...Uh-oh

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    Who else could we trust?

    Goodbye old thread, I'll never forget you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Especially considering that I haven't actually given out the spiked drinks yet.
    *looks down at concoction* ...The wormwood lies. *sighs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    *looks down at concoction* ...The wormwood lies. *sighs*
    I meant they're not spiked with love potion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I meant they're not spiked with love potion.
    *sighs* *offers green liquid* Tolerance has gone too high.

    Oh, and new thread is here.

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    This shall be over soon!
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    but...but...but...but...you just got here! And just got going! And it's 4th ed

    Sorry to see you go even for a bit, but have fun with your crew and we look forward to your return.:
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    any way working on my new Crack pairing. The bandit king and haley. Also working on finding the leprachauns gold. I WILL FIND THE END OF THE RAINBOW!
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