ABR Discussion Thread XXXI - The Gift of Fish

[Mina Kobold]

Tickle torture is mean
Did you know that it was originally a form of torture reserved for that of nobility.
Basically because it didnt leave any lasting scars or marks but after a while becomes A) Unbearable and B) It can actually cause death! =O

Yet children do it all the time.

Besides, why kill or cause hatred when you want others to admit you're right. Television tells me that won't work, but I need some sort of torture device to complete my EVIL! lair ad it matches the curtains so well

[Fay Graydon]

Yet children do it all the time.

Besides, why kill or cause hatred when you want others to admit you're right. Television tells me that won't work, but I need some sort of torture device to complete my EVIL! lair ad it matches the curtains so well

Children Tickle. Yes.
Children use tickle torture. No.
Basically Tickle Torture is prolonged tickling.

If your ticklish you can only take so much before you get a stitch or whatever, well if its a form of torture against you it is continued past the point when you really want it to stop.
*is ever so slightly tipsy, just so you know, if my grammer is really bad im sorry =P*

[Mina Kobold]

Children Tickle. Yes.
Children use tickle torture. No.
Basically Tickle Torture is prolonged tickling.

If your ticklish you can only take so much before you get a stitch or whatever, well if its a form of torture against you it is continued past the point when you really want it to stop.
*is ever so slightly tipsy, just so you know, if my grammer is really bad im sorry =P*

Depends on what child you ask. Tickle torture is using tickling as torture, in this case getting them to admit something, I find it a better way to achieve the goal than outright hurting people*

I'm ticklish enough that I am tickled by people pretending to tickle me, I think it's torture enough in itself and I was joking ...

That's normally a sign that your brain want you to stop pouring poison in it, or is it?

*I don't like hurting people

[Lyinginbedmon]

Children Tickle. Yes.
Children use tickle torture. No.
Basically Tickle Torture is prolonged tickling.

If your ticklish you can only take so much before you get a stitch or whatever, well if its a form of torture against you it is continued past the point when you really want it to stop.
*is ever so slightly tipsy, just so you know, if my grammer is really bad im sorry =P*

I recently witnessed a housemate turn blue in the face from laughter at a TV comedian, so I can certainly believe that tickling pushed far past the appropriate stopping point could lead to blackouts and possible suffocation.

[chriky]

I recently witnessed a housemate turn blue in the face from laughter at a TV comedian, so I can certainly believe that tickling pushed far past the appropriate stopping point could lead to blackouts and possible suffocation.

May I ask which particular comedian this was. (and please don't say michael mcintyre)

[CrimsonAngel]

Wow, ABR is realy slow lately.

[Szilard]

We're hibernating. And I have a poop-load of homework.

[Mina Kobold]

Wow, ABR is realy slow lately.

But this time I wasn't involved

<.<
>.>
Really, it wasn't me.

[X2]

But this time I wasn't involved

<.<
>.>
Really, it wasn't me.

Saying that only makes me think it's you even more.

[Kumo]

Saying that only makes me think it's you even more.

You seem rather eager to pin all of this on him... WAS IT YOU?! O_O

[Mina Kobold]

You seem rather eager to pin all of this on him... WAS IT YOU?! O_O

Pointing all the attention on him, eh?

Maybe it was actually YOU!?

[CrimsonAngel]

It breathes!

EDIT: Ah hell.

[Kumo]

Pointing all the attention on him, eh?

Maybe it was actually YOU!?

I take it back, it was definitely you.

[Mina Kobold]

It breathes!

EDIT: Ah hell.

It's alive! It's alive!

I take it back, it was definitely you.

Eagerness to suspect others is not a good way to be convincing.

[CrimsonAngel]

It was me!

[Kumo]

Eagerness to suspect others is not a good way to be convincing.

Paranoia generally isn't.

It was me!

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[Szilard]

But this time I wasn't involved

<.<
>.>
Really, it wasn't me.

Which would make us think it's you, which is what you want us to think because you are in cahoots with the real perpetrator!

[BRC]

HA, it was ME! You never even suspected, you fools.

[Silverraptor]

Alright, I'll ask. What's happened?

[CrimsonAngel]

There has been a homicide, the ABR thread has been hospitalized due to infrequent posting. I have reason to suspect it is the ABRers who are yelling it was them.

[BRC]

Alright, I'll ask. What's happened?

Nobody knows, that's the brilliance of the whole thing!

[Silverraptor]

Nobody knows, that's the brilliance of the whole thing!

Aha!

... So who's making the next FFFr?

[Szilard]

I am probably not making the next FFFR unless no one posts a comic for the next 3 or so days.

[Mina Kobold]

Paranoia generally isn't

Or that's what you want us to think

Which would make us think it's you, which is what you want us to think because you are in cahoots with the real perpetrator!

But they pay well...

There has been a homicide, the ABR thread has been hospitalized due to infrequent posting. I have reason to suspect it is the ABRers who are yelling it was them.

But how do you know it's not part of their plan?

[Kumo]

Or that's what you want us to think

Ok, men! Bring Keveak in for questioning! Dead or alive!

[Silverraptor]

*Brings him in alive*

@V- Too late. I got him.

[BRC]

Ok, men! Bring Keveak in for questioning! Dead or alive!

Yes Sir!
Get the helicopters Ready. Team 1 go for capture, if that fails, Team 2 will go for kill! I want us airborne in Five!

[CrimsonAngel]

*pulls katana out* *magic missile*

EDIT: Missile on the coptor, i'm with Keveak.

[Kumo]

...

i'm surprised nobody called me out on the 'dead or alive' when i want to question him.

Or on the rather blatant joke steal.

[BRC]

Curses
*Makes a note to ninja-proof helicopters*