Mal

"Now be reasonable. I just handed you folks a small fortune in the stuff. I just need enough to keep the old girl running. You really want to argue over 10 pounds?" Mal drums his fingers against his gun.

River
Negative. You seem well grounded in reality. The not women not speaks. Perhaps cognitive functions are damaged or impeded.[/QUOTE]

If she is not a woman, then she is nothing. The door will open into the room beyond. River is real and not GORRAM CRAZY! The door will open.

Samus

The bounty hunter attempts to work her way through the battlefield towards the Na'vi lines, roasting any who stand in her way via Plasma Beam. And to think; this was one of her easier missions.