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    Hello, and welcome to the seventh Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, here, here, and here.

    Or, if you don't wish to read through all 300 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.

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    Sheriff of Moddingham: ...Seriously, if you want to continue crack pairings, keep it to fictional characters and board-appropriate.
    Remember this.

    When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!

    Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!

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    Initial Table
    Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
    1. OotS Table 1
    2. OotS Table 2
    3. OotS Table 3
    4. OotS Table 4
    5. Minion List
    6. Dead Guy List


    Table 1 - By Minion992929
    1. Roy
    2. Durkon
    3. Celia
    4. Xykon
    5. Tsukiko
    6. Vaarsuvius
    7. Monster in The Dark
    8. Miko
    9. Nale
    10. Elan
    11. Haley
    12. Belkar
    13. Lord Shojo
    14. Redcloak
    15. Hinjo
    16. Daigo
    17. Kazumi
    18. Inkyrius
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 2 - By Minion 992929
    1. The Guy with a halberd
    2. Sarah Greenhilt
    3. Haley's dad
    4. Thanh
    5. Julio Scoundrél
    6. Mr. Rodriguez
    7. Horace Greenhilt
    8. Therkla
    9. Zz'Dtri
    10. YokYok
    11. Leeky Windstaff
    12. The Cliffport chief of police
    13. Windstriker
    14. Jirix
    15. Lien
    16. Argent
    17. Yor
    18. Roll again twice
    19. Roll again on twice on Initial Table
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 3 - By Minion992929
    1. Soon Kim (incorporeal)
    2. Shadowdancer
    3. Hilgya
    4. Dorukan
    5. Bozzok
    6. Crystal
    7. Bandit King
    8. Ancient Black Dragon
    9. O-Chul
    10. The Snarl
    11. The Eye of Fear and Flame
    12. Lord Kubota
    13. Thog
    14. Julia Greenhilt
    15. Belkar
    16. The oracle
    17. Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
    18. Roll again twice on Initial Table
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 4 - By Minion 992929
    1. The dragon's hoard
    2. The chimera
    3. The really dangerous trap
    4. Roy's Archon
    5. The Hydra
    6. Teevo
    7. Xykon's zombie dragon head
    8. Roy's sword
    9. The entire Hobgoblin army
    10. The orc chieftain
    11. The IFCC
    12. Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
    13. Mr Scruffy
    14. Hieronymus Grubwiggler
    15. All of the Demon Roaches at once
    16. Bone golem Roy
    17. Roll again twice
    18. Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
    19. Roll again twice on Initial Table
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Minion List -Made By MReav
    1. Goblin
    2. Hobgoblin
    3. Kobold
    4. Ogre
    5. Lizardfolk
    6. Bug-people
    7. Azure City Soldier
    8. Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
    9. Orc
    10. Owlbear
    11. Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
    12. Zombie
    13. Ghoul
    14. City Guardsman
    15. Angel-thing
    16. Ghost Martyr
    17. Roll again on another table.
    18. Roll again twice
    19. Roll Again and invert alignment
    20. Roll again for minion army


    Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
    1. Samantha
    2. Sangwaan
    3. Hobgoblin General
    4. Azure City General
    5. Death Knight
    6. Huecva
    7. Trigak
    8. Earth Dungeon Guardian
    9. Fire Dungeon Guardian
    10. Kraagor
    11. Mijung
    12. Eugene Greenhilt
    13. Old Blind Pete
    14. Giant Devil
    15. Buggy-Lou
    16. Isamu.
    17. Roll Again on a different table
    18. Roll Again Twice
    19. Roll Again and Switch Gender
    20. Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0


    Supplemental Plot Devices
    Roll 1d4 (or more!)
    1. Table 1
    2. Table 2
    3. Table 3
    4. Table 4


    Table 1 - By Nerdanel
    1. Unrequited love
    2. Love potion
    3. Drunkenness
    4. Snowed in
    5. Stuck on a desert island
    6. In the afterlife
    7. Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
    8. True love
    9. Love/hate relationship
    10. Adultery
    11. Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
    12. Pink frills and white lace
    13. French maid costume
    14. Police/military uniform
    15. High heels and black leather
    16. American high school setting
    17. Someone is a vampire
    18. Everyone is a furry version of themselves
    19. Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
    20. Roll again twice


    Table 2 - by Sereg
    1. Dream Sequence
    2. Anonymous Dating Service
    3. Bodyswapped
    4. Meta
    5. Curse
    6. Spell gone wrong
    7. Damsel/dude in distress
    8. Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
    9. Amnesia
    10. Mistaken identity
    11. Genre shift
    12. Finding “new uses” for objects
    13. The real world
    14. Geas/Quest
    15. Zone of Truth
    16. Truth, dare or command
    17. Voyeurism
    18. In a playground
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again on another table


    Table 3 - by Sereg
    1. Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
    2. Arranged marriage
    3. Already married
    4. Prostitution
    5. Concubines
    6. Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
    7. Class change/multiclassing
    8. Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
    9. Past/future life
    10. In 20 years from current comic
    11. They discover that they are close relatives at the end
    12. Disease
    13. “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
    14. Deus ex machina
    15. With the author or another crack-pairer (not in the ship itself, though)
    16. Narrated by somebody
    17. On the web-site
    18. Lampshading (roll again)
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again on another table


    Table 4 - by Sereg
    1. While arguing with the author
    2. It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way?)
    3. To make someone else jealous
    4. To save the world
    5. Mind-control
    6. Twins separated at birth
    7. This is what the snarl actually does
    8. In a watery environment
    9. While under attack
    10. Because of a literal genie
    11. Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
    12. On the rebound
    13. In jail/a dungeon
    14. While playing strip-(insert game here)
    15. Wardrobe malfunction
    16. On meds
    17. As part of their therapy
    18. With a giant
    19. With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
    20. Roll again twice



    Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!
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    Crack Pairings Story Index

    Stories by Asta Kask
    Stories by badam104172
    Stories by baf
    Stories by BatRobin
    Stories by Belkster11
    Stories by The Blackbird
    Stories by TheBibliophile
    Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
    Stories by Cire II
    Stories by ClericOfBelker
    Stories by Closak
    Stories by CoffeeIncluded
    Stories by Cracklord
    Miko/Durkon
    Inkyrius/Bozzok
    O-Chul/Thog
    Therkla/Crystal
    Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
    Tsukiko/Soon
    Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
    Teevo/Thanh
    O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
    Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
    Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
    Xykon/Thog
    Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
    Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
    Belkar/Jenny
    Eugene/Ydranna
    Bozzok/Haley
    Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien
    Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
    Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
    Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
    Julia/Roy's Sword
    Durkon/Lien
    Roy/Sabine
    Shojo/Miko
    Durkon/Lien
    Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
    Belkar in Hell [Part 6]
    Soon Kim/Mijung
    Durkon/Lien
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 8]
    The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 9]
    Stories by CurlyKitGirl
    Stories by Dak Frostwrath
    Stories by Dark Apprentice
    Stories by The Dark Fiddler
    Stories by DarkElfGangsta
    Stories by Dark_Stryke
    Stories by Discord
    Stories by doliest
    Stories by Dra-Goon
    Stories by Dr.Gunsforhands
    Stories by DukeGod
    Stories by Elan's Modron
    Stories by Elvenblade
    Stories by esmerelder
    Stories by EvilRoeSlade
    Stories by Expeditious
    Stories by Eztheria
    Stories by Felyndiira
    Stories by Forevernade
    Stories by Gicko
    Stories by Gimliggamer
    Stories by golentan
    Stories by gosh
    Stories by half-halfling
    Stories by Hijax
    Stories by icastflare!
    Stories by Introbulus
    Stories by jogiff
    Stories by Kaytara
    Stories by Kill Screen
    Stories by Kirby
    Stories by Kitteh
    Stories by KnightMysterio
    Stories by Kobold-Bard
    Stories by Kraggi
    Stories by Kyronea
    Stories by Kyuubi
    Stories by Lawyergoblin
    Stories by lindorm
    Stories by Lollie
    Stories by Lord Mattos
    Stories by Lubirio
    Stories by Lycan 01
    Stories by MagicianMan5
    Stories by Malkar Grumbo
    Stories by Mariel Dragon
    Stories by MasamuneSSX
    Stories by Meg
    Stories by Metalhead
    Stories by mizzim
    Stories by Monzach
    Stories by Moofin Bard
    Stories by Moon_Called
    Stories by MReav
    Stories by Mr. Cales
    Stories by NamonakiRei
    Stories by Nathander
    Stories by NemoUtopia
    Stories by Nerdanel
    Stories by The Odor
    Stories by Omergideon
    Stories by Oooohaloophole
    Stories by Pid6
    Stories by pnewman
    Stories by PsychoPat
    Stories by Ronnoc
    Stories by RPGAgmJAY
    Stories by Saeyan
    Stories by SaintRidley
    Stories by Sequinox
    Stories by Sereg
    Roy/Celia
    Xykon/Celia
    Tsukiko/Horace Greenhilt
    Xykon/Redcloak [Part 1]
    Xykon/Redcloak [Part 2]
    Dragon's Hoard/Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
    Durkon/Death Knight
    Pit Fiend/Zz'dtri
    Therkla/Thieves Guild Member
    Durkon/Vaarsuvius
    Mr. Scruffy/Snuggles
    Therkla/Banjo
    Elan/Vaarsuvius
    Julia/Durkon
    Belkar/Nacle
    Belkar/Crystal
    Vaarsuvius/Haley's Personality Aspects
    Haley/Celia
    Roy/Eugene
    Julio Scoundrel/Julio Scoundrel
    Thog/Miko [Part 1]
    Thog/Miko [Part 2]
    Thog/Miko [Part 3]
    Thog/Miko [Part 4]
    Thog/Miko [Part 5]
    Sereg/Tsukiko
    Sereg/Lien
    Sereg/Inkyrius
    Sereg/Vaarsuvius
    Sereg/Celia
    Sereg/Haley
    Sereg/Lirian
    Sereg/Sabine
    Hobgoblin General/Roy’s Sword/Roy’s Archon/Person in Distress
    Durkon/Tree
    Ghouls/Belkar [Part 1]
    Ghouls/Belkar [Part 2]
    Hieronymus Grubwiggler/The Eye of Fear and Flame
    Lizardfolk/Durkon
    Mary Sue/OOTS
    A Twisted TailBanjo/Xykon-doll
    Xykon/Tsukiko
    Tsukiko/Crypt Thing
    Miko/Jirix/Really Dangerous Trap
    Vaarsuvius/Dark Mistress Shadowgale
    More than Just DutyHaley/Zz'dtri
    Body and Soul
    Stories by Sewblon
    Stories by ShinyDelusion
    Stories by ShneekeyTheLost
    Stories by Silverraptor
    Stories by Somniloquist
    Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
    Stories by Symmys
    Stories by Taekwondodo
    Stories by Tatterdemalion
    Stories by Thor Person Guy
    Stories by Tira-chan
    Stories by TooManySecrets
    Stories by TSED
    Stories by waterpenguin43
    Stories by Water-Smurf
    In the Arms of MorpheusIcelusCurse of PhobetorTragedy of HypnosPasithea's MessengerBridge Across the StarsAll in the FamilyBefore the StormIn Vino VeritasClaude Os, Aperi Oculos!Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, TenebitActa Non VerbaPawns of the GodsDumped on the Rooster
    Stories by Weimann
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    Stories by Yiuel
    Stories by yubel
    Stories by Zanaril
    Stories by Zen_Heart
    Stories by Ziren
    Stories by Zolkabro
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    Crack Pairings Art Compilation
    A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.

    Art by BatRobin
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    Tiasal (version one).


    Tiasal (version two).


    Art by Belkster11
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    Sangwaan and Hinjo.


    Art by CoffeeIncluded
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    Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.


    CoffeeIncluded and Haley.


    CoffeeIncluded and Haley.



    Art by Delorges
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    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Miko and O-Chul.


    Art by Discord
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    Vaarsuvius and Miko.


    Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.


    Lirian and Aarindarius.


    Haerta and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius, Tsukiko, and their child.


    Miko and Vaarsuvius.


    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    Roy and Elan.


    Aarindarius and Lirian.


    Haley and Celia.


    Art by Expeditious
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    Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Art by Eztheria
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    Tiasal and Vaarsuvius.


    Art by Funky Goose
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    A comic version of Water-Smurf's Vaarsuvius/Redcloak story.


    Half-dragon child of Belkar.


    Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.


    Art by Gicko
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    Zombie Dragon/ABD.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Art by half-halfling
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    Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.


    Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.


    Tsukiko and Jirix.


    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    MiTD and Tsukiko.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Tiasal and Terentius.


    Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.


    Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.


    Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.


    Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.


    Aarindarius.


    Roy and Miko.


    Therkla and Miko.


    Elan, Roy, and Miko.


    A scene from Water-Smurf's fanfic, featuring Haley, Roy, Elan, and a mysterious creature.


    Aarindarius and Inkyrius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.


    Lord Shojo and Miko.


    Celia dressed up as Miko, and Roy.


    Celia, Roy, Bureaucratic Deva and other Deva.


    Art by Kaytara
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    Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Roy.


    Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).


    Young Vaarsuvius.


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Vaarsuvius and Miko.


    Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.


    Aarindarius.


    Aarindarius.


    Aarindarius (coloured version).


    Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.


    Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).


    Right-Eye and Redcloak.


    Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.


    Tiasal.


    Art by Kirby
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    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    Spliced Elan.


    Art by licoot
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    MitD.


    Art by Meg
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    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Belkar.


    Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.


    Vaarsuvius and Roy.


    Xykon and Redcloak.


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Tsukiko and Redcloak.


    Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Celia and Vaarsuvius.


    Redcloak and Xykon.


    Haley and Roy.


    Art by MReav
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    O-Chul and female members of the Sapphire Guard and Azurite soldiers.


    Art by The Neoclassic
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    Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.


    Evil Lien.


    Art by Ninjamuffin
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    Elan and Nale.


    Art by Oooohaloophole
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    Tiasal as an infernal scion.


    The Dark One and a goblin god (?).


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.


    Tiasal.


    At by Reynard
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    Durkon and a goddess.


    The Snarl, Hades, and Persephone.


    Art by Saeyan
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    Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.


    Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.


    Aarindarius and Inkyrius.


    Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius.


    Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.


    A wanted sign for Zanaril.


    A wanted sign for Zanaril (version 2).


    Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius and Aarindarius, with Vaarsuvius and Zz'dtri in chibi form.


    Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.


    Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius, and Aarindarius.


    Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and V&RC's child.


    Tiasal.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Tsukiko.


    Scenario for Water-Smurf, featuring Tiasal and Redcloak.


    Vaarsuvius and Aarindarius.


    Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.


    Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.


    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.


    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.


    Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius.


    Art by Tira-chan
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    Spock and Vaarsuvius.


    Art by TooManySecrets
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    Female living Xykon.


    Art by Trixie
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    Celia and Belkar.


    Xykon, Tsukiko, and Miko.


    Art by Yiuel
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    "The OOTS Jr."



    OOTS Jr.


    OOTS Jr.


    OOTS Jr.


    OOTS Jr.


    Joan.


    Tiasal.


    Alex.


    Art by Zanaril
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    Undead Vaarsuvius and Xykon.


    Miko and Vaarsuvius.


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Xykon.


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Spliced Inkyrius.


    Spliced Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.


    Young Vaarsuvius.


    Tiasal.


    Argent and Windstriker.


    Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.


    Child of Closak and the ABD.


    Haley and Vaarsuvius.


    Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, and Tiasal.


    Xykon and Tsukiko.


    Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.


    Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko (coloured version).


    Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.


    Xykon and Tiasal.


    Evil Kitty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    Also, wouldn't the title be better as "...our drinks are spiked"?
    Maybe. I don't want to call down mod wrath though since drinks often carries an alcoholic connotation and many thread members are not of the drinking age.

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    So... we seem to be going through these at about one thread per month... which means we need more names!

    Because I am a big romantic at heart, I would like one to be called "Omnia vincit amor - Love conquers all."

    And another one should be called "Auribus tenere nympham." (means "I hold an elf by the ears". At least I hope it does.)
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    Maybe. I don't want to call down mod wrath though since drinks often carries an alcoholic connotation and many thread members are not of the drinking age.
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    Well, if you say so. I'll never understand why it's such a touchy subject.
    Well, your Location says England, so that may explain it.

    Alcohol is much more a part of daily life in Europe, if my Spanish teacher is to be believed.

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    I can think of several ways to resolve this, but I think they become illegal when Deirdre gets older.
    Eh?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    She's going to try to give him the cold shoulder, but of course that would only encourage him. However, I think if it got to the point where he was physically forcing her to do something, she'd give in and would instead try to mentally distance herself from it.
    Vaarsuvius knows how to mentally distance herself from things going on at the moment. Redcloak doesn't have so much experience.

    Honestly, Xykon doesn't seem the type to have any reservations about what he does. I could easily see him ordering her to take her clothes off and then walking off laughing, just to make her scared and embarassed and confused. He wouldn't do that immediately, but once he been flirting with her long enough to get both her and Reddy worried, he would take it up a notch.
    I could see him making her do that a few times, and then as she got used to it, starting to touch her.

    Would she even tell Redcloak about this?

    V's probably going to rebuke any sympathy Reddy shows; she'd see it as him making excuses instead of actually doing something to get them away from there. Maybe she'd even start seeing him as a coward; especially if Xykon spends the whole time telling her his point of view.
    This could drive a real wedge between them. That could be the last thing either of them can handle at the time. Vaarsuvius is going to be angry and is going to want to be far away from him, and that will cause both of them nothing but pain. She loves him and he is the support she needs, especially now, and he loves her and she's the only person capable of instilling hope and gumption in him. If they don't think they have each other, they really don't have hope to get out.

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    They start unwillingly becomming attracted to them because with a charisma score that high it's almost a supernatural ability.
    How could Redcloak deal? I mean, he knows how charming Xykon is. And he'd be able to see what was happening to Vaarsuvius. Even if he knew it's not her fault, it'd be hard to not be a little hurt.

    Maybe. But she would hate herself for it. (Unless Xykon managed to redirect that hate towards Reddy.)
    Maybe that's a reason for him to actually keep up what he was doing, besides just interest. If he gets her resentful enough of Redcloak, then he rips Reddy's support out from under him. And if he gets her to actually enjoy even some of the things he does, he makes her hate herself, undoing her own support and depriving her of Redcloak's support because of the aforementioned resentment. There will be no way for them to organize themselves to escape.

    Wait, what?!
    Well, Deirdre already has an Electra Complex, so there's Deirdre/Redcloak and Deirdre/Xykon there, (and Deirdre/Elan, Deirdre/Roy, Deirdre/Belkar, Deirdre/Durkon, and Deirdre/Aarindarius, but that's only if they turn up...) and she seems to be developing a 'thing' for incest and pseudo-incest (or did I not make her attraction to Abram and her brothers obvious enough?), so it becomes... a love dodecahedron.

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    How could Redcloak deal? I mean, he knows how charming Xykon is. And he'd be able to see what was happening to Vaarsuvius. Even if he knew it's not her fault, it'd be hard to not be a little hurt.
    The thing is, with Xykon's Bluff score (Bluff is a class skill for Sorcerers, right?), it's not impossible that if Redcloak walked in on a... session, Xykon could convince him that it was V who wanted it all along. He really is that convincing.
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    The thing is, with Xykon's Bluff score (Bluff is a class skill for Sorcerers, right?), it's not impossible that if Redcloak walked in on a... session, Xykon could convince him that it was V who wanted it all along. He really is that convincing.
    Indeed it is a class skill, but Redcloak, as a Cleric, would have a high Wisdom score. I wouldn't be surprised if he did something to get a better Sense Motive score (cross-class ranks, magic item, spell, or something), since I'm sure you find a lot of back-stabbers when you work with evil, and he'd get a huge circumstance modifier to the check. It's not incredibly likely, but it's possible he'd see through the bluff.

    Still, Xykon probably has max ranks in bluff and a Charisma score past 30, for a bonus to his bluff check of at least +35, as a conservative estimate. Redcloak's Sense Motive would be with the circumstance modifier (let's say +20) and and his Wisdom (let's say 26 for a +8, but it might be as high as 30) and he comes up with a +28... so it doesn't look good. Unless he did, in fact, put cross-class ranks in or get an item, which could easily be another +7 for a total +35, making it look a bit better, if it weren't for the fact that Xykon's Charisma is probably higher than 30 and likely has more than 24 ranks in bluff like I assumed for the calculations.

    ...this came out a lot longer than I intended. And I don't even remember which point I was arguing for.
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    Would she even tell Redcloak about this?
    No, I don't think she would. She'd be embarassed, and would consider it something that she had to deal with on her own. She doesn't want pity, and she knows there's nothing Redcloak can do to help; in her opinion, all that telling him would do is to cause more problems. She'd probably just keep telling herself that Xykon would eventually get bored and that the problem would go away on it's own.

    How could Redcloak deal? I mean, he knows how charming Xykon is. And he'd be able to see what was happening to Vaarsuvius. Even if he knew it's not her fault, it'd be hard to not be a little hurt.
    He'd keep trying to warn her about what Xykon was doing. I don't think V would appreciate the help.

    Maybe that's a reason for him to actually keep up what he was doing, besides just interest.
    : Watching those two argue is more entertaining than anything the Teevo picks up these days.

    But yes, once he realized how useful it would be. And it would certainly be cruel irony to let them be together only to drive them apart.

    Well, Deirdre already has an Electra Complex, so there's Deirdre/Redcloak and Deirdre/Xykon there, (and Deirdre/Elan, Deirdre/Roy, Deirdre/Belkar, Deirdre/Durkon, and Deirdre/Aarindarius, but that's only if they turn up...) and she seems to be developing a 'thing' for incest and pseudo-incest (or did I not make her attraction to Abram and her brothers obvious enough?), so it becomes... a love dodecahedron.
    ...That's a lot of alternative endings.

    I'm not sure Deirdre/V would work though. Maybe that should be the one pairing that Vaarsuvius gets let off on.
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    In one of W-S's fics (the one on DeviantArt) she sided with Xykon and changed her name to Deirdre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    The thing is, with Xykon's Bluff score (Bluff is a class skill for Sorcerers, right?), it's not impossible that if Redcloak walked in on a... session, Xykon could convince him that it was V who wanted it all along. He really is that convincing.
    Can Bluff really pull that off? I mean, Redcloak knows Vaarsuvius and he knows Xykon--if Vaarsuvius told him that Xykon forced her and was lying, it's a lot more plausible than Vaarsuvius wanting the lich who had been sexually harassing her for a while get her naked and touch her.

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    No, I don't think she would. She'd be embarassed, and would consider it something that she had to deal with on her own. She doesn't want pity, and she knows there's nothing Redcloak can do to help; in her opinion, all that telling him would do is to cause more problems. She'd probably just keep telling herself that Xykon would eventually get bored and that the problem would go away on it's own.
    After all they've gone through, I think that Redcloak would be more hurt that she didn't come to him than he would be over nearly anything else she could do. Xykon would revel in the whole thing, but Redcloak would be devastated by the prospect that Vaarsuvius was being hurt and she was embarrassed to say anything to him about it.

    But combined with the above, it could make the idea that she wanted Xykon to touch her a little more plausible in his eye if she hadn't mentioned anything. I'm not sure if he'd feel worse about the prospect of her cheating on him or her not telling him when she was hurt.

    He'd keep trying to warn her about what Xykon was doing. I don't think V would appreciate the help.
    She wouldn't be, but he'd be insistent. He wouldn't want her to be drawn into Xykon's web.

    : Watching those two argue is more entertaining than anything the Teevo picks up these days.

    But yes, once he realized how useful it would be. And it would certainly be cruel irony to let them be together only to drive them apart.
    Do you think that Tiasal has hope to bring them back together somehow?

    ...That's a lot of alternative endings.

    I'm not sure Deirdre/V would work though. Maybe that should be the one pairing that Vaarsuvius get let off on.
    Ironically, Deirdre has a bigger bone to pick with men loving her than she does with women. She considers women spiteful, like Tsukiko, but ultimately harmless, also like Tsukiko. Men were the ones to hurt her, and in some sadomasochistic way, she hurts herself and them by sleeping with them, except for Xykon, who she only hurts herself to sleep with. To tell the truth, she actually was attracted to Redcloak, Octavius, Terentius, Abram, and to Right-Eye once she started really going down the crazy roller-coaster. The love Tiasal has for them is refracted through Deirdre's broken psyche into something perverse. Vaarsuvius is safe from this because she's a woman and Tiasal never knew her, but if she turns up and unwittingly builds a relationship with what's left of Tiasal, Deirdre's psyche will refract it again in processing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    Can Bluff really pull that off? I mean, Redcloak knows Vaarsuvius and he knows Xykon--if Vaarsuvius told him that Xykon forced her and was lying, it's a lot more plausible than Vaarsuvius wanting the lich who had been sexually harassing her for a while get her naked and touch her.
    It all depends on how big of a circumstance modifier RC gets to his Sense Motive check, as I explained earlier.

    But that's if you want to go by the rules. I personally don't think that if it were just a story with no D&D RC would buy it.

    Vaarsuvius is safe from this because she's a woman and Tiasal never knew her, but if she turns up and unwittingly builds a relationship with what's left of Tiasal, Deirdre's psyche will refract it again in processing.
    I dunno, we have a hard enough time telling what V's gender is. Would V being her mother be enough to let her tell?
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    But combined with the above, it could make the idea that she wanted Xykon to touch her a little more plausible in his eye if she hadn't mentioned anything.
    It would take a lot more work than just lying to Reddy, but I think it would be possible for Xykon to do. Especially if V has started to hate Redcloak at that point.

    I'm not sure if he'd feel worse about the prospect of her cheating on him or her not telling him when she was hurt.
    Depends: how jelous is Reddy? How much of his love for her is caring about her being happy, and how much is wanting her to be happy with him? (And some of it is the latter; no-one is completely altruistic.)

    She wouldn't be, but he'd be insistent. He wouldn't want her to be drawn into Xykon's web.
    Except if they were already being driven apart at that point it would just make V annoyed. Maybe she would feel he was blaming her for falling into a 'obvious' trap? (Which would then make her less likely to tell Reddy what Xykon was doing to her..)

    Do you think that Tiasal has hope to bring them back together somehow?
    I don't know. It's a nice idea, but I'm not sure what Tia could do to help.

    To tell the truth, she actually was attracted to Redcloak, Octavius, Terentius, Abram, and to Right-Eye once she started really going down the crazy roller-coaster.
    I guessed she didn't rape Reddy just for revenge.

    Vaarsuvius is safe from this because she's a woman and Tiasal never knew her, but if she turns up and unwittingly builds a relationship with what's left of Tiasal, Deirdre's psyche will refract it again in processing.
    One of Deidre's main complaints is that she exists at all; there's a lot of insults she could use based on the idea that V shouldn't have slept around. And for the same reason I can see them getting along, I can see them really hating each other.
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    It all depends on how big of a circumstance modifier RC gets to his Sense Motive check, as I explained earlier.

    But that's if you want to go by the rules. I personally don't think that if it were just a story with no D&D RC would buy it.
    Hmm...

    I dunno, we have a hard enough time telling what V's gender is. Would V being her mother be enough to let her tell?
    I think that Tiasal would be very confused, though I'm hoping that the hormones would help make V look just a little more feminine.

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    It would take a lot more work than just lying to Reddy, but I think it would be possible for Xykon to do. Especially if V has started to hate Redcloak at that point.
    I doubt she could ever hate him, no matter what she tells herself. And if Redcloak actually thought that she was cheating on him, after she got over the initial indignant reaction, she would be devastated. She would try to convince herself that she was just furious that he let himself get fooled by Xykon, but she'd still be furious at herself for letting their relationship degrade to the point where he could conceive of that. She wouldn't want to lose him.

    But she'd probably be too proud to apologize unless she really thought he was going to leave her for good.

    Depends: how jelous is Reddy? How much of his love for her is caring about her being happy, and how much is wanting her to be happy with him? (And some of it is the latter; no-one is completely altruistic.)
    Yeah, he wants her to be happy with him. He wants to be able to be with her and to raise Tiasal together and be just a happy family. But I think that he'd prefer that she'd be happy with another man than be unhappy with him. He loves her desperately, but he'd be happy as long as she was her--as long as she was still that wide, proud, open fire that he fell in love with, even if she was with someone else, he'd be happy just being close by and letting the flames warm him.

    Metaphors aside, his love is definitely partially wanting her to be happy with him, but it's mostly wanting her to be happy and alive.

    That being said, if he thought that she had been his and then he suddenly found out that she wasn't without warning, he would feel very jealous and deeply hurt.

    Except if they were already being driven apart at that point it would just make V annoyed. Maybe she would feel he was blaming her for falling into a 'obvious' trap? (Which would then make her less likely to tell Reddy what Xykon was doing to her..)
    I could see her getting that idea. And I can see Redcloak being devastated that she thought he meant that and then didn't say anything about Xykon because of it.

    I don't know. It's a nice idea, but I'm not sure what Tia could do to help.
    She is something that guarantees that, even if they break up, they're still connected. They both love her and want her safe, and they both need to work together to get her out of this dangerous environment.

    I guessed she didn't rape Reddy just for revenge.
    And if she ever gets her hands on her brothers, her cousins, her surrogate fathers, or her uncle without needing to immediately kill them, she won't seduce and/or rape them purely for revenge either. But revenge is a big part.

    One of Deidre's main complaints is that she exists at all; there's a lot of insults she could use based on the idea that V shouldn't have slept around. And for the same reason I can see them getting along, I can see them really hating each other.
    Would Vaarsuvius be able to hate her? Yeah, she's raped her father and killed her brothers, but can a mother ever really hate their daughter, especially when it's obvious she's off her rocker and needs help desperately?

    But yes. Deirdre is not happy with her mother and probably has something planned for her.
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    But she'd probably be too proud to apologize unless she really thought he was going to leave her for good.
    In which case she'd be left completely alone.

    That being said, if he thought that she had been his and then he suddenly found out that she wasn't without warning, he would feel very jealous and deeply hurt.
    If he thought V was willingly in a relationship with Xykon, what would he do then? Would he still try to get himself and Tiasal (and V?) away from there, or would he back down, return his attention to the Plan, and try to look after Tiasal as best he could in the circumstances?

    She is something that guarantees that, even if they break up, they're still connected. They both love her and want her safe, and they both need to work together to get her out of this dangerous environment.
    And if they get distracted over their own issues, Tiasal's the one who is going to suffer the most (at least the most unfairly), either short term (at the hands the the Master) or long term (by going insane).

    Would Vaarsuvius be able to hate her? Yeah, she's raped her father and killed her brothers, but can a mother ever really hate their daughter, especially when it's obvious she's off her rocker and needs help desperately?
    Not hate her daughter herself then, but she'd hate what Deirdre - not Tiasal - represented.

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    ...on another note, i want some water. Any around?
    I don't think I'm allowed to give anyone anything anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lix Lorn View Post
    Poor Deidre has more complexes than most psychiatrist's entire clientele.
    Oh yeah...

    ...on another note, i want some water. Any around?
    Depends. Are you under-age?

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    In which case she'd be left completely alone.
    I don't think that Redcloak is capable of not loving her, though Vaarsuvius would disagree. She's his fire. Even if she betrayed him, he would still love her.

    He has a thing for always loving people. Right-Eye, Tiasal/Deirdre, Vaarsuvius...

    If he thought V was willingly i a relationship with Xykon, what would he do when? Would he still try to get himself and Tiasal (and V?) away from there, or would he back down, return his attention to the Plan, and try to look after Tiasal as best he could in the circumstances?
    He'd want Tiasal away from Master, but he'd lose his will to leave the Plan. Vaarsuvius was the only one who gave him the strength and bravery to face the concept that he had killed his brother for nothing, but without her, he only has Tiasal to live for. As long as she's safely tucked away, he'd quietly go back and work on the Plan. Xykon wouldn't need to threaten him anymore. He'd have nothing left.

    And if they get distracted over their own issues, Tiasal's the one who is going to suffer the most, either short term (at the hands the the Master) or long term (by going insane).
    And that's why they would have to work together, even if they were fighting. They love her and they are both smart enough to realize that they can't let her grow up under Master and in Xykon's influence.

    Not hate her daughter herself then, but she'd hate what Deirdre - not Tiasal - represented.
    That, she could hate. She'd probably use any means necessary to bring down Deirdre, even if it meant chaining her to a bed and forcing pills down her throat. But she'd love Tiasal, just as Redcloak and Right-Eye and her brothers and cousins and family do.

    But Tiasal would hate herself horribly if she ever became herself again.

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    I don't think I'm allowed to give anyone anything anymore.
    I find that to be a good thing. Now I won't have to heal up poisoned Water-Smurf (and Coffee) as often.
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    1) New thread is new! Sort of. It had to be said

    2) Welcome newcomers!

    3) In terms of grammar, commas are the bane of my existence...I tend to overuse, which is sometimes worse than under. I can't shake thinking of commas as short pauses AND subject changes or additions. That's its own thing. The real bugger is that while writing these I haven't had a second reader over my shoulder...when I get caught up in the process, my fingers sometimes try to keep up with my brain by dropping words. Only, when I read it on my own in the same day I fail to register that there's a problem: my brain fills in the dropped word as if it's there. As such, most of my non-spell-check-catchable words are fixed by retro edit in a forum environment, which is part of my process today and tomorrow. I'll be re-reading parts one through nine, as well as Tsukiko's and my Thog/Therkla, specifically for these problems and fixing them. If you spot something you feel is wrong, please feel free to PM me about it! I welcome the extra eyes because it usually takes a few days for my brain to read the text with a truly critical eye towards grammar. Part 10 is about halfway done...again, it's long. Like two to three parts long, but will all be one part. Then, of course, is Part 11: The Finale which should be a normalish length addition.
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    Poor Dierdre/Tiasal/V/Redcloak...

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    *late to the party*

    New thread! Woo! I feel like a bum 'cause I don't have anything to contribute to the conversation that hasn't already been said by someone more eloquent than me.

    On an exciting note, I had my first speech tournament today, and I did pretty well. Also, it turns out my speech coach is also an OOTS fan, so we talked about SOD while we were waiting for the bus.

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