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    2748: Having ranks in Profession (Lumberjack) does not give a bonus on Disguise checks to appear to be the opposite sex.
    2749: Rainbow-coloured clothing does not protect from a fifth of all fire damage.
    2750: I cannot use the entire dungeon as a weapon.
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    2751: Not allowed to demonstrate my character's current state of dress.
    2752: Clothing is now mandatory for all party members
    2753: If I am not fully clothed, I am no longer allowed at the table, no matter how it relates to roleplay.
    2754: Vow of Nudity does not exist, so stop asking about it.
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    2754: Vow of Nudity does not exist, so stop asking about it.
    Yes it does
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    2755: In D20 Modern, I am not allowed to make a TWF-focused Gunslinger with the Quick Reload feat who dual-wields automatic pistols.
    2755a: Especially if said character also has the stealth skills maxed out.
    2755b: 8 "sneak attack" autofire attacks on the BBEG and his 3 most powerful followers, all boosted with the Bullseye ability, is not a satisfying way to end the campaign (for the other players ).
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    2756: I cannot have a werewolf as my animal companion.
    2756a: If I am a werewolf, I cannot be my own animal companion.
    2757: Taunting giant spiders only works in The Hobbit. Having my character do it is a surefire way to get him/her killed.
    2758: I may not do anything that could be connected to Pulp Fiction.

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    2756. Secretly altering the DM's notes while their not looking is right out.
    2756a. Particularly if I can mimic their handwriting

    2757. Keeping the DM's beverage of choice full so they have to take frequent bathroom brakes is right out.
    2757a. Especially if its to add more opportunities for 2756 to happen.

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    2758. I can't put down Old Man Henderson as my deity and/or patron saint.
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    2758. I can't put down Old Man Henderson as my deity and/or patron saint.
    2758a. I can't put Harrison Ford as my deity and/or patron saint, either.
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    2759: If it's too nasty for the BoVD to mention, we can't do it in a good campaign.
    2759b: Yes, we know the BoVD wasn't very imaginative. That's not the point.

    2760: There is no god of drool.
    2760b: Or of small stinking things, or random blobs, or running around in circles like an idiot, or . . . anyway, it wouldn't be a very powerful god if there was one.

    2761: I cannot play the Tarrasque.
    2761b: Especially with templates added.

    2762: I can't level up by killing lots and lots of flies.
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    2763: No matter how badly we're doing against a villain, killing weaker allies so as to level up mid-battle is not a valid strategy.
    2764: Not all princesses have levels in rogue.
    2765: I do not get bonus experience for keeping my sanity in the midst of a completely crazy party.
    2766: I may not play a multiclass paladin/rogue with a lamp and a magic carpet just for the "Paladdin" pun.
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    2767: I may not thwack the poster above me for that horriblness.
    2768: I may not install Heavy catapults in my row-boat.
    A: Even if they do fit.
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    2769: Surprise birthday parties are not a rogue feat

    2770: Neither are regular birthday parties

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    2771: No using jargon from my profession for any names, spells, deities, or dialogue.
    2772: I may not refer to the party's healer as "the walking bandaid."

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    2773: I may not instantly make a race for my character by adding 'half' to anything in the monster manual.
    2773a: Nor by adding born to the end of it.

    2774: I can not instantly make a new race by mating with any monster we meet. I impregnated the mimic? AND a beholder!?
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    2775: Our campaign is not set in New Crobuzon.
    2776: Even if it was, I would not be allowed to play a Weaver.
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    2775: Our campaign is not set in New Crobuzon.
    2776: Even if it was, I would not be allowed to play a Weaver.
    2777. Or allowed to play a remade.

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    2778: Regardless of how high my Initiative is, the BBEG always gets to attack first. (My first DM inisisted on this. )
    2779: As a DM, I may not borrow monsters from Doctor Who.
    2779a: As a player, I may not use a creature from Doctor Who as my animal companion. Especially not K9.

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    2778: Regardless of how high my Initiative is, the BBEG always gets to attack first. (My first DM inisisted on this. )
    2779: As a DM, I may not borrow monsters from Doctor Who.
    2779a: As a player, I may not use a creature from Doctor Who as my animal companion. Especially not K9.
    2779b: I may not have favored enemy(Dalek)
    2779c The Silence is not a possible BBEG
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    2779d: Neither is the Master.
    2779da: I can't play the Master either
    2780: I am not allowed to stat up the Vagina Dentata
    2781: There is no such thing as a wifwolf, even if my werewolf is female. No one but me will understand the word
    2782: Even if it is more accurate, I can't speak in nothing but Middle English during a play session
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    2783: I cannot protect myself from sonic damage by failing my Listen check.
    2784: Killing my fellow PCs during the final battle because "it's more dramatic" is not approved of.
    2785: Money splits can't always be perfect, and no shop accepts thirds of copper pieces.
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    2786; Half Blue Dragon, Half Green Dragon, Half White Dragon, Half Black Dragon, Half Red Dragon, Paragon, Insectile, Feral, Reanimated Fossil Baboon is NOT a proper Challenge for a 1st level party, despite what Libris Mortis may say
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    2787: Summon: Captain Planet is not a real spell.
    2788: Neither is Summon: In Defense mode

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    2789: The druid's theme song is not Animal I Have Become.
    2789a: Similarly, the warforged's theme song is not Mr. Roboto.

    2790: If anyone at the table cannot say my character's name with a straight face, I have to choose a new name.
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    2791: Dread Pirates do not get bonuses on saves against poison.
    2792: There is no such feat as Marital Weapon Proficiency.
    2793: I may not use a bronze dragon to power my laptop.

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    2775: Our campaign is not set in New Crobuzon.
    2776: Even if it was, I would not be allowed to play a Weaver.
    *May not create the possible sword.
    *There are no Avanics, and I cannot cause the ritual to summon one.
    * There is not enough L.A in the world to let me play a Grindlylow.
    * Cacticae and Scabmettlers are right out.

    I can't level up by killing lots and lots of flies.
    *Depends on the flies in question...
    * Can’t send the same enemy with different templates to attack the P.Cs over and over again just to take the effort out of making stat-blocks.

    *Cannot use an amulet of mighty fists to give my punches the vorpal enchantment.
    *Even if I can to slashing damage with them!
    * Cannot enchant a spiked glove with the throwing enchantment.
    * Even if I do it still isn’t a ROKETTO PUNCH.
    * Cannot enchant this glove with Ki-focus and seeking so I can delver a stunning fist from across the continent.
    *Not matter my skill ranks, I cannot steal the eyes out of the watches’ heads without them knowing.
    *Likewise with their hearts.
    *Likewise with the barmaid’s virginity.
    *if you steal a national landmark pre-epic, people WILL notice, thank you very much.
    * Even if dragons do have a breath-weapon gland, making a called shot to it will not make them explode like a pinto.
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    2808: No matter what the rules and my skill check say, I cannot sell life insurance to the undead.
    2809: I cannot outsource the party, even if they work for coppers on the gold piece.

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    2810: I may not convince the minions of a cult to attack their leader.
    2810b: Even if they are worshiping a fire god and I project my voice though a fire orb that our wizard produced
    2811: I do not get a bonus for talking to minions of a cult for being able to turn one before
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    2812: I am not to try and kill every mayor, governor, king, queen, important Quest-giving NPC that I see.

    2812.2: Even if I can give a legit in character excuse as to why my character would want to destroy the hierarchy and take over himself...

    2813: I'm not allowed to make my mutt characters anymore, though honestly I question the DM that allowed me a Drow/Dragon(all, I didn't feel like narrowing which breed)/Fire Elemental.

    2813.2: I'm also not allowed to roll 3d20 and keep that number for said character, though again I question the DM on that one. o.O
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    2814: 2d3 is not the same as 1d6.
    2815: I may not stack Bags of Holding.
    2816: Even if my weapon is a pickaxe, I'm not allowed to use the battlecry "Remember Tunnel 17!".
    2817: Nymphs do not get massive bonuses to stealing.
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    2815: I may not stack Bags of Holding.
    2818. I may not stack bags of holding in order to use the resulting planar rift as a means to remove the BBEG from the prime material of the campaign setting.
    2819. If I am to do so, the campaign is not considered complete, and all quest rewards are with held untill the BBEG is in fact Dead.

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