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    351: I am not allowed to question the DM.
    352: If I DO question the DM, my character is struck down by a disease only known as "the angry lightning from the sky."
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    353: I'm not allowed to put things into low orbit by throwing them when playing a Wookiee in Star Wars campaigns.
    354: In 3.5 I'm not allowed to survive any given adventure, and if I do its with negative hp and blatent DM fudging of the numbers to keep me alive...
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    355(a)- I am not allowed to make a perform(fiddle) check every time the group encounters a devil.
    (b) Especially if I don't have any ranks in perform(fiddle).
    356- The party will never encounter a were-rat barbarian in a prison.
    357- Should the party, for some reason, encounter a were-rat barbarian in a prison my character is not allowed to comment innocently "So, despite all your rage you're still just a rat in a cage, eh?"
    358- I am no longer allowed to listed to music immediately before, or during a session.
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    359- I am not supposed to shout " Lolth is a dumb spider, who smells, and you should join my religion" When we enter a drow temple
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    360: I am never again allowed to make a character that the DM has to keep separate from the rest of the party just so they will not feel useless. It does not matter that said character is an unoptimized tier 3 class. "It isn't my fault they only bother to crack open a book whenever they level up" is not a valid argument.
    Been there, fought that, died horribly.

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    361: I am not allowed to select Weapon Focus: Ostrich as a feat.
    362: My Enchanter is not, and never will be, named Tim.
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    363) I am not allowed to play a Cleric who worships Kira.
    364) I *can* play a Paladin who worships Kira, but I Fall the moment I do anything.
    365) I can't choose Kira as my deity, full stop.
    366) If my character is a red-haired man with goggles and a stripy shirt who smokes and plays lots of video games, he is shot by 50 crossbows with 50 bolts each the moment he enters a dungeon (read: I can't play as Matt).
    367) I cannot use "Summon Monster" to summon a Persona or a Pokemon, no matter how much I want to use Jack Frost or Pichu in a battle.
    368) My character cannot have Japanese as any of their languages.
    369) My bard is not allowed to sing the theme tunes from anything, VOCALOID songs or stuff by Voltaire. Singing "When You're Evil" is an auto-smite from every god in the campaign setting.
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    370. I cannot play a CW Samurai and still outdo the party sorcerer.
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    371: I am not to attempt to rape Tiamat. No, not even if i have the power to pull it off.

    372: No, i may not summon Turalisj Nugri.

    373: I am not to feed the Elder Evil known as Hesheit.

    374: I am not allowed to pull a flaming chainsaw out of my bag of holding every time we meet an NPC.

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    372: I am not allowed to kill the BBEG in the surprise round, by myself. This is apparently only cool and funny to me.
    Been there, fought that, died horribly.

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    372: I am not allowed to kill the BBEG in the surprise round, by myself. This is apparently only cool and funny to me.
    373: Especially if I am a CW Samurai.
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    374: I am not allowed to eat the Eye of Vecna.
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    375: I am not allowed to devour the essence of your immortal soul
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    376: No, my character most certainly CANNOT be from Papuwa Island. Next time I bring this up or RP my character as if he was I am getting my nose broken.
    Been there, fought that, died horribly.

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    377: Thou shalt not create a Dragonborn fanservice character.
    378: Thou shalt not, by extension of rule 377: create a Kobold, Lizardfolk, or Dragon fanservice character.
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    377: Thou shalt not create a Dragonborn fanservice character.
    378: Thou shalt not, by extension of rule 377: create a Kobold, Lizardfolk, or Dragon fanservice character.
    379: I will not create a fanservice character of ANY race at all.
    380: I will not use my fake dice during my campaigns, and if I am found doing so, my hands will be broken by sledgehammers.
    381: I will not make any reference to Micheal Jackson's "Thriller" whenever we meet undead characters.
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    382: I shall not face off against an army of formians armed with a giant can of bug spray.
    383: I am NEVER allowed to play any race with tentacles, especially if one of the enemies is a schoolgirl in a short skirt.
    384: If my vision is always blocked, and enemies can't see my head, I have too many Ioun stones.
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    385: I am no longer alowed to Bluff the princess into thinking I'm her soon-to-be husband.
    386: I am no longer allowed to be a vampire whose coffin is carryed by an ogre hireling, in a campaign where when vampires are killed, they rematerialize in their coffin instantly.
    387: I am no longer allowed to Bluff the DM (DC 1000) into thinking I always crit.
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    388: I am not The Wizard Who Did It.
    389: I am not allowed to be a wizard at all.
    390: Reason for #389: I cannot PAO a colony of ants into humans that will worship me as their god, thereby making me a diety.
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    391: I may not play a kitten.
    392: I may not play a doack. This should be obvious, seeing as "doack" is a random word that means absolutely nothing.
    393: I may not play Jim Raynor.
    394: I may not play a Zergling.
    395: I may not play a multiclass wizard/sorcerer.

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    396: I may not feed this bag of kittens to this Ancient Red Dragon; I cannot tame it that way.

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    397) if i play a black character my entire action may not be "fcissle my nissle dog"
    398) i can not play a wookie under any sircumstances
    399) allah is no longer a deity choice
    400) my charecters goal in life is no longer allowed to be to catch em' all
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    401) I am not allowed to start a Bar Fight in EVERY Tavern I enter, because I'm bored and they're all level 1 NPCs.

    402) I am not allowed to argue with the GM, because he controls the threads of my character's life.

    403) I am not allowed to raise my voice in dramatic situations, because if the tenants downstairs complain to the landlord we're all screwed!
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    402. I am not allowed to build an undead empire of any farm animals.
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    404: I am not allowed to be an epic level magic user (who arm-wrestled Thor and won using magic and who now has the Hammer of Thor and the strength to use it) who killed a thief-god and took over the position as god of thieves and then proceeded to steal ALL magic, arcane or otherwise.

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    405: I am not allowed to mindrape chickens to want to jump into frying pans.

    406: Fireballs in rooms of commoners are not acceptable, even if it is to find a werewolf.

    407: I will not use Suggestion to suggest that the person suggest that others suggest to me people who are vulnerable to suggestion.

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    408 All my p.c must wear underwear
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    408 All my p.c must wear underwear
    409: My character is not allowed to have a curse that prevents him from ever wearing pants.
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    409: My character is not allowed to have a curse that prevents him from ever wearing pants.
    410: "Nudist" is not a valid flaw for any of my characters. Especially the Half-Ogre Goliath.;)
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    411: No midgets/ halflings/ gnomes.
    412: I am not allowed to play a constuct. Especially one with a Small size.
    413: I can not use Wish to wish that I could cast Permanacy on any spell. (PERMANANT FLY! PERMANANT FIREBALL! PERMANANT HASTE!, etc.
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