Into the West: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

[Zarah]

By the frantic cries of our fellow settlers, we continued moving as quickly as we could, but we barely made it out of the fog when we were struck with a new threat. Not quite vampires, but bloodsuckers nonetheless.



I was beginning to get worried.

[The Glyphstone]

Shotgun the mosquitos and keep moving, you can't let those vampires catch up...

[Flickerdart]

Is it too late for ropes and chains?

Keep moving. If the olive oil doesn't cure the malaria, then you never stood a chance.

[RS14]

Set something on fire. It works to keep vampires away; it should work on mosquitoes.

That or keep moving.

[DarknessLord]

Don't back down, they take that as a challenge, stay a while to show them who is boss!

[chiasaur11]

Drive away with shotguns blazing. It's your only hope.

[xp194]

Sparking vampires?

Oh ye gods, MOVE MOVE MOVE!

Thirded! LET'S GO PEOPLE, ONWARDS HO!

[Comet]

Get advice.

[Aragehaor]

No you fools! cant you see? By moving on were letting them Win!

Is that what you want? to cede your victory to the bloodsuckers?!




Alternatively, Get out of there as fast as you can firing at anything you think moved at one point in its existence.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I think this would be a nice place to stop and rest for a while.

Everybody knows sparkly vampires hate mosquito swarms, because they block out the sun and prevent them from sparkling.

[xp194]

I advise we fire and salt the earth as we continue. Salt kills vampires, right?

[Trobby]

If I recall correctly, spreading salt forces vampires to count every last grain.

Mosquitoes are not vampires though. Mosquitoes just suck.

[Pie Guy]

This is not a river, I have nothing to say.

[Premier]

Why not? We could try fording the mosquitos...

[Asheram]

Why not? We could try fording the mosquitos...

I think we will need a big ramp for it.

[xp194]

Why not? We could try fording the mosquitos...

Doooo eeeet

[Aragehaor]

I think we will need a big ramp for it.

We could use the deadweight duo as a Ramp. not the classiest stuff but it should work.

[DarknessLord]

We could use the deadweight duo as a Ramp. not the classiest stuff but it should work.

Darn it, if only we kept your corpse, we could have used your body parts to build the ramp, without having to listen to the complaining the living will give when we use theirs.

[Aragehaor]

Darn it, if only we kept your corpse, we could have used your body parts to build the ramp, without having to listen to the complaining the living will give when we use theirs.

Its not my fault you guys dont plan ahead!


Still. you could put duct-tape over their mouths, i hear it works wonders.

[DarknessLord]

Its not my fault you guys dont plan ahead!


Still. you could put duct-tape over their mouths, i hear it works wonders.

Hey, I wasn't actually reading back then either, so yeah.

Didn't we lose the the duct tape fording some river?

[Aragehaor]

Hey, I wasn't actually reading back then either, so yeah.

Didn't we lose the the duct tape fording some river?

Darn it you guys. You know that you should protect the duct-tape over lives! Now i guess you'll all have to listen to them complain if we ever use them as ramps!


Good job guys way to plan ahead. (Honestly. who puts "lives" ahead of "Almighty Duct-tape"?)




@The Dark Fiddler.

Ah good, then we can still use it to stop their complaining. No problem then.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Didn't we lose the the duct tape fording some river?

No, that was one of the chickens. Although they're pretty similar, so I can see how you made that mistake.

[DarknessLord]

No, that was one of the chickens. Although they're pretty similar, so I can see how you made that mistake.

Nah, just me being paranoid, I should have known Oregon Trail 2 wouldn't include the duct tape under "various other items"

[Flickerdart]

If they'd died protecting the duct tape with their lives, we wouldn't need to keep them silenced in the first place.

[Aragehaor]

If they'd died protecting the duct tape with their lives, we wouldn't need to keep them silenced in the first place.

Two things.

A) Then the duct-tape could be saved for another day!

B) I was more refering to the wagon as a whole. instead of just the two deadweights.

[AgentPaper]

*Hides shotgun made out of duct tape*

Can't let them take it from me. How else would I shoot the purple dinosaur-spiders?

[Pie Guy]

You're taking too long to update. Oh crap, we're all dead aren't we?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Or he's gone to bed, as people in my timezone are about now.

But that's far too logical. Plus I don't know what timezone he's in.

[Zarah]

Actually, I was at work. And it seems that the cold xp194 had was contagious, as I've managed to catch it here in real life. So I'll have to make this a quick update:

We pressed on through the mosquitoes, making short work of them. With our guns. Or something.



Huh, rocks. Fair enough, let's keep going.



Okay, more rocks. This time slightly taller than the last ones.



I was beginning to sense a pattern.

However, as we traveled on some more, we came to a trading post! Civilization!



And it was made of wood, not rock! That was a good sign already.

[chiasaur11]

Sell the sick into slavery to fund bacon purchases.

It only makes sense.