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    Oh crap. Oh crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap.

    It's the Slender Man. We're screwed. No use running. Just watch. Wait and watch. And hope it isn't too painful.
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    I told you to call for the Lone Ranger.

    Too late now, I suppose.
    Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?

    Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.

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    Also, a health update. It seems xp194's cold came back from retirement without notifying anyone. This time, with a vengeance.

    xp194 is in "fair" health and suffering from: coughing; sneezing; fever; runny nose; headaches; sore throat

    Everyone else is in "good" health. Aside from Aragehaor. Who is still dead.
    EDIT: At least, we're assuming he is. Nobody actually went back and checked.
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    I ordered everyone to stop and wait. We'd see what these strangers had up their sleeves...



    "...Oh."

    They just wanted to trail along with us and hopefully find their way back home. I agreed, under the condition that they weren't vampires. They seemed fairly sure of it, so I welcomed them into the wagon train.



    "Looks kinda run-down. Screw it, he doesn't need our money!"



    "Lousy emigrants. Let's keep moving."



    We forded the springs with haste, but we had just made it a few steps when I received word from another settler.




    Also, xp194's health has dropped to "poor."
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    lighten the load by tossing xp's body overboard.
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    I'm not dead yet! Let's stop and rest awhile. Play Team Fortress 2 with the newbies, have a break from our relentless assault on the west.
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    Let's rest... There's no animal cruelty on this Wagon! We've already blasphemed by losing the Chicken...

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    Let's rest... There's no animal cruelty on this Wagon! We've already blasphemed by losing the Chicken...
    This man speaks the truth. We may be insane, but dammit we respect animals!

    Edit: Except when we hunt. But then we do it respectfully!
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    Double team because everyone loves threesomes. Well, unless it involves a human and those 2 mindflayers...then again 1/2 Illithid template.

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    As a bit of a change of pace, we actually took a moment to stop and rest. But only for 1 day. We couldn't afford to lose any more time sitting around than that!

    Next up was Independence Rock! How exciting!



    A rock named after a town we left in the dust 819 miles ago. Moving on...



    "Hmm... Looks legit to me," I said as the wind howled past my ears like the shrieks of several demons.

    We kept traveling, eventually coming to more rocks that the other settlers felt the need to point out. I just ordered everyone to keep moving. I had seen enough rocks by then.





    But finally, we came to something a little more interesting.



    And dangerous, apparently.
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    Do you even need to really ask? Ford that river until it stops being fun.
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    Done and done. And we managed to get through without anything getting wet! I think we're getting pretty good at this. Either that, or we're severely testing the luck gods. My guess is the latter.



    Should of known it would happen again. It was obvious that resting wouldn't solve the problem, and we needed to move on. Conditions were only going to get worse in that little sand trap. So, I ordered them to double-team the animals and we got back to work.



    At least it didn't take us long to find more grass. The oxen seemed happy.



    We even managed to find some things other than grass too. It was a pretty good day.

    In other news, xp194 is apparently recovering, as his health is now "OK."
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    Can't help but notice that you're "slow going", which is unacceptable. Get some people to sit on the back of waggons and fire guns backwards to accelerate them and take down any vampires or law enforcement that's been tailing you.
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    Collect vegetables. And by vegetables, I mean animals. And by collect, I mean shoot.

    Rargh, Meat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RS14 View Post
    Collect vegetables. And by vegetables, I mean animals. And by collect, I mean shoot.

    Rargh, Meat!

    This is a wise man. im sorry i ever considered using you as a ramp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RS14 View Post
    Collect vegetables. And by vegetables, I mean animals. And by collect, I mean shoot.

    Rargh, Meat!
    I second this notion. What's better than potatoes? MEAT and potatoes! And seriously, when was the last time we had a good hunt? I want me some buffalo meat!


    ...Wait, am I even on this wagon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Introbulus View Post
    I second this notion. What's better than potatoes? MEAT and potatoes! And seriously, when was the last time we had a good hunt? I want me some buffalo meat!


    ...Wait, am I even on this wagon?
    I'm not either... but the entertainment with all the Vampires and Fording and Shooting of random things is far better than on my Wagon! We've only got sticks and rocks over there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Introbulus View Post
    ...Wait, am I even on this wagon?
    Does it matter?

    ...Nope!


    I ordered the wagons to keep moving, but gather what they could. I didn't want to slow down too much for vegetables. I don't trust 'em.

    I was going to go hunt, but realized that we had driven right up into a bit of a hard spot. Specifically, this one:



    We might be in for some trouble.
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    FORDTHEHILLFORDTHEHILLFORDTHEHILL!

    I mean... Double team it! I'll hit it from the flank!

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    Use ropes and chains! It'll help our traction in this sandy and dry climate!

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    *jumps in*

    I like using ropes and chains.

    oh, and btw this LP is really entertaining. I love Oregon Trail, A LOT.

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    This is a wise man. im sorry i ever considered using you as a ramp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RS14 View Post



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    Sure go ahead.




    On-topic. use the ropes and chains. Thats all there good for next to capturing random strangers animals!
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    We had ropes and chains this whole time? Damn, we should use them!
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    A very entertaining journey so far, even if some idiot with a rag tied over his face keeps running up to me, asking for medicine, then clubbing me over the head with a piece of wood and shouting "FYI I AM A SPY" then running away...

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    We used our rope to start up the hill. I'm not sure how exactly, but someone was doing something, and it seemed to be working.



    Until we tipped our wagon. Once we got it upright, I went through the supplies to see if we had everything. We seemed to be missing a set of clothes, which was strange, being that they simply fell into the dirt. They could have been washed and put back in the wagon, yet the other settlers reported them as "lost."

    I suspect they stole them.

    Oh, and RS14 managed to sprain his wrist, but I couldn't be bothered with such trivial things.




    Good work, guys. This is the last time we do things logically.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarah View Post
    We used our rope to start up the hill. I'm not sure how exactly, but someone was doing something, and it seemed to be working.

    i dont really see a problem he- bullets? BULLETS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Until we tipped our wagon. Once we got it upright, I went through the supplies to see if we had everything. We seemed to be missing a set of clothes, which was strange, being that they simply fell into the dirt. They could have been washed and put back in the wagon, yet the other settlers reported them as "lost."

    I suspect they stole them.

    Oh, and RS14 managed to sprain his wrist, but I couldn't be bothered with such trivial things.

    Psssh. only one sprained wrist? nothing alcohol wont cure..
    Good work, guys. This is the last time we do things logically.
    Your right! i changed my mind! make him exercise the joint! its bound to work!
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    Your right! i changed my mind! make him exercise the joint! its bound to work!
    No, he must be punished for his insolence. Do not allow him to use it at all.
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    Just red all the LP, and it sure makes the game appear good and funny.


    Also: FORD the wrist.
    Wait, what signature?

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    FORD IT. Soak in water.
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