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2010-03-04, 06:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Hello, and welcome to the eighth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, here, here, here and here.
Or, if you don't wish to read through all 350 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.
An Important Note on Rules:
We've received a few warnings from a staff member about content in the threads. Please keep these things in mind:
- Crack pairings must involve fictionl characters only
- They should all be board appropriate
- Try to stay ontopic, there are other threads for random banter
- PMing crack pairings with "mature" content is not allowed
When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!
Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!
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Tables!
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Initial Table
Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
- OotS Table 1
- OotS Table 2
- OotS Table 3
- OotS Table 4
- Minion List
- Dead Guy List
Table 1 - By Minion992929
- Roy
- Durkon
- Celia
- Xykon
- Tsukiko
- Vaarsuvius
- Monster in The Dark
- Miko
- Nale
- Elan
- Haley
- Belkar
- Lord Shojo
- Redcloak
- Hinjo
- Daigo
- Kazumi
- Inkyrius
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 2 - By Minion 992929
- The Guy with a halberd
- Sarah Greenhilt
- Haley's dad
- Thanh
- Julio Scoundrél
- Mr. Rodriguez
- Horace Greenhilt
- Therkla
- Zz'Dtri
- YokYok
- Leeky Windstaff
- The Cliffport chief of police
- Windstriker
- Jirix
- Lien
- Argent
- Yor
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 3 - By Minion992929
- Soon Kim (incorporeal)
- Shadowdancer
- Hilgya
- Dorukan
- Bozzok
- Crystal
- Bandit King
- Ancient Black Dragon
- O-Chul
- The Snarl
- The Eye of Fear and Flame
- Lord Kubota
- Thog
- Julia Greenhilt
- Belkar
- The oracle
- Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 4 - By Minion 992929
- The dragon's hoard
- The chimera
- The really dangerous trap
- Roy's Archon
- The Hydra
- Teevo
- Xykon's zombie dragon head
- Roy's sword
- The entire Hobgoblin army
- The orc chieftain
- The IFCC
- Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
- Mr Scruffy
- Hieronymus Grubwiggler
- All of the Demon Roaches at once
- Bone golem Roy
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Minion List -Made By MReav
- Goblin
- Hobgoblin
- Kobold
- Ogre
- Lizardfolk
- Bug-people
- Azure City Soldier
- Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
- Orc
- Owlbear
- Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
- Zombie
- Ghoul
- City Guardsman
- Angel-thing
- Ghost Martyr
- Roll again on another table.
- Roll again twice
- Roll Again and invert alignment
- Roll again for minion army
Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
- Samantha
- Sangwaan
- Hobgoblin General
- Azure City General
- Death Knight
- Huecva
- Trigak
- Earth Dungeon Guardian
- Fire Dungeon Guardian
- Kraagor
- Mijung
- Eugene Greenhilt
- Old Blind Pete
- Giant Devil
- Buggy-Lou
- Isamu.
- Roll Again on a different table
- Roll Again Twice
- Roll Again and Switch Gender
- Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0
Supplemental Plot Devices
Roll 1d4 (or more!)
- Table 1
- Table 2
- Table 3
- Table 4
Table 1 - By Nerdanel
- Unrequited love
- Love potion
- Drunkenness
- Snowed in
- Stuck on a desert island
- In the afterlife
- Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
- True love
- Love/hate relationship
- Adultery
- Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
- Pink frills and white lace
- French maid costume
- Police/military uniform
- High heels and black leather
- American high school setting
- Someone is a vampire
- Everyone is a furry version of themselves
- Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
- Roll again twice
Table 2 - by Sereg
- Dream Sequence
- Anonymous Dating Service
- Bodyswapped
- Meta
- Curse
- Spell gone wrong
- Damsel/dude in distress
- Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
- Amnesia
- Mistaken identity
- Genre shift
- Finding “new uses” for objects
- The real world
- Geas/Quest
- Zone of Truth
- Truth, dare or command
- Voyeurism
- In a playground
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 3 - by Sereg
- Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
- Arranged marriage
- Already married
- Prostitution
- Concubines
- Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
- Class change/multiclassing
- Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
- Past/future life
- In 20 years from current comic
- They discover that they are close relatives at the end
- Disease
- “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
- Deus ex machina
- With the author or another crack-pairer (not in the ship itself, though)
- Narrated by somebody
- On the web-site
- Lampshading (roll again)
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 4 - by Sereg
- While arguing with the author
- It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way?)
- To make someone else jealous
- To save the world
- Mind-control
- Twins separated at birth
- This is what the snarl actually does
- In a watery environment
- While under attack
- Because of a literal genie
- Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
- On the rebound
- In jail/a dungeon
- While playing strip-(insert game here)
- Wardrobe malfunction
- On meds
- As part of their therapy
- With a giant
- With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
- Roll again twice
Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!Last edited by Lira; 2010-04-13 at 06:09 PM.
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2010-03-04, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Crack Pairings Story Index
Entries for the April Squickie Award
Belkar/MitD by CoffeeIncluded
Redcloak/Miko by Gicko
Vaarsuvius/Beholder by Icastflare!
Shadowdancer/Elan by Taekwondodo
Mr. Scruffy/Easter Bunny by Tira-chan
Tiasal & Family by Water-Smurf
Belkar/Vaarsuvius by Zanaril
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Stories by Asta Kask
OOTS in Die WalküreStories by badam104172
Elves and Ears
Elan/Therkla
Radic/someguyJanineknows
Asta Kask/Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius
Roy/Lloyd
Redcloak/V (love poem)
Xykon/Tiasal
Secrets of V's Gender
Stories by baf
Stories by BatRobin
Belkar/Eye of Fear and FlameStories by Belkster11
Hilgya/YokYok
Julio Scoundrel/Entire Hobgolbin Army
Therkla/Vaarsuvius
Tsukiko/Jirix
Thog/Julio Scoundrel
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 1]
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 2]
Nale/Inkyrius
Xykon/Xykon
Roy/Elan [Part 1]Stories by The Blackbird
Roy/Elan [Part 2]
Roy/Elan [Part 3]
Hilgya/Inkyrius
Haley/Blackwing
Nale/Miko [Part 1]
Nale/Miko [Part 2]
Roy/MiTD
Haley/Belkster11
O-Chul/Haley
Stories by TheBibliophile
Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
Stories by Cire II
Stories by ClericOfBelker
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part "2"]Stories by Closak
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 4]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 5]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 6]
Belkar/Roy
O-Chul/ABD
Elan/Belkar/Haley/Roy
Roy/ABD
Closak/Black Dragons
Roy/Belkar/Ancient Black DragonStories by CoffeeIncluded
ABD
ABD/Haley
ABD/Jirix
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Roy
ABD/Janitor
ABD/Thog
ABD/Belkar/Elan/Nale/Durkon/Redcloak/Jirix/Yikyik
ABD and Thog
ABD/Nale
ABD/Dragons
ABD/Elan
Elan/Julio ScoundrelStories by Cracklord
O-Chul/Lien
Haley/Roy's Sword and Sara Greenhilt/Soon Kim
Inkyrius/Belkar
Julia/Pompey
Pompey/Sabine
Xykon/Roy's Sword
Belkar/Hinjo
Crystal/Vaarsuvius
Zz'Drti/Nale
Shojo/Aarindarius
Daigo/Kubota
Vaarsuvius/IFCC
OOTS/Giant Sand Worm
Mr. Scruffy/Vaarsuvius
ABD/Guy with the Halberd
Elan/Cactus
Inkyrius/Inkyrius/Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Miko/Inkyrius
Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Vaarsuvius/Elan/Haley
Celia/Haley
Elan/Shadowdancer
CoffeeIncluded/Vaarsuvius
Thieves' Guild/Grubwiggler
Ian Starshine/Bandit Leader
Vaarsuvius/Nale
Haley/Tsukiko
Haley/Crystal/Jenny
Argent/Hinjo/Lien
Elves and Protection Spells
Therkla/Crystal/Grand Larcener
Belkar/Sabine
Tsukiko/Tsukiko
Boots/Sclera
Miko/DurkonStories by CurlyKitGirl
Inkyrius/Bozzok
O-Chul/Thog
Therkla/Crystal
Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
Tsukiko/Soon
Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
Teevo/Thanh
O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
Xykon/Thog
Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
Belkar/Jenny
Eugene/Ydranna
Bozzok/Haley
Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
Julia/Roy's Sword
Durkon/Lien
Roy/Sabine
Shojo/Miko
Durkon/Lien
Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
Belkar in Hell [Part 6]
Soon Kim/Mijung
Durkon/Lien
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 8]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 9]
Stories by Dak Frostwrath
Stories by Dark Apprentice
Stories by The Dark Fiddler
Roy/RedcloakStories by DarkElfGangsta
MiTD/Entitre Hobgoblin Army
Celia/Gender-Flipped Celia
Crystal/Argent
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Nale/Tsukiko
The Oracle/Zz'Dtri
Stories by Dark_Stryke
Not for EveryoneIt All Started With A KissStories by doliest
IFCC/CrystalStories by Dra-Goon
Windstriker/The Bandit King
Belkar/YokYok
Doliest/Dracula
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 2]
Snarl/Haley/O-Chul
Xykon/KazumiStories by Dr.Gunsforhands
Sarah Greenhilt/Roy's Archon
Celia/Mr Scruffy
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Roy's Sword/Bone Golem Roy
Ancient Black Dragon/Tsukiko/Monster in the Dark
Haley/Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Stories by DukeGod
Stories by Elan's Modron
Stories by Elvenblade
Stories by esmerelder
Roy/VaarsuviusStories by EvilRoeSlade
Girard/Serini
Girard/Serini
Gender-swapped Order of the Stick
OOTS/OOTS
Haley/Hank
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 1]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 2]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
V/Belkar Spawnfic
Stories by Expeditious
Stories by Eztheria
Stories by Felyndiira
Stories by Forevernade
Stories by Gicko
Stories by Gimliggamer
Stories by golentan
Stories by gosh
Stories by half-halfling
Stories by Hijax
Stories by icastflare!
Therkla/Julio ScoundrelStories by Introbulus
Roy/Tsukiko/Teevo
Mr. Scruffy/Hobgoblin Army
Rogue LoveHaley/Bandit Leader [Part 1]Vaarsuvius/Sabine/Nale
Haley/Bandit Leader [Part 2]
Haley/Bandit Leader [Part 3]
Haley/Elan [Part 4]
Haley/Elan [Part 5]
Haley/Elan [Part 6]
Durkon/Thor
Belkar
Redcloak/Tsukiko
The Cliffport Chief of Police/KazumiStories by jogiff
Hydra/Lien
Tsukiko/Roy's Archon
Lord Shojo/Jirix
Durokan/Haley
Belkar/Hinjo
Haley/Crystal
Kazumi/Durkon
Stories by Kaytara
Mr. Scruffy/The SnarlStories by Kill Screen
Ancient Black Dragon/Inkyrius
IFCC Fiends/The Chimera Trigak
Banjo/Giggles
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 2]
ABD and Vaarsuvius
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Kirby
Stories by Kitteh
Stories by KnightMysterio
Stories by Kobold-Bard
Stories by Kraggi
Stories by Kyronea
Stories by Kyuubi
Stories by Lavieru
Stories by Lawyergoblin
Brown-cloak/HaleyStories by lindorm
Redcloak/Celia [Part 1]
Redcloak/Celia [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [Part 3]
Stories by Lix Lorn
Stories by Lollie
Stories by Lord Mattos
Stories by Lubirio
Stories by Lycan 01
Orc Chief Grukgruk/Haley/KazumiStories by MagicianMan5
The Guy With the Halberd/Demon Roaches/Hydra
Daigo/Kubota
Yor/Belkar
Kazumi/Therkla
O-Chul/IFCC
Miko/Redcloak
Miko/Redcloak [Continued]
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Blackwing/Mr. Scruffy
Hinjo/Redcloak
Crystal/The Chimera
Belkar/Roy's Sword
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 3]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Elan
Eye of Fear and Flame/Tsukiko/Hot Pocket
Durkon/Demon Roaches
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Redcloak
Tsukiko/Tsukiko
Celia/Roy's Sword
Dragon Hoard/Yokyok/Yor
Julia/Therkla
Belkar/The Snarl
Stories by Malkar Grumbo
Stories by Mariel Dragon
Stories by MasamuneSSX
Miko/MiTDStories by Meg
Durkon/Sabine
Miko/Sabine
Miko/The Oracle
Miko/Vaarsuvius
ABD/The Oracle
Entire Hobgoblin Army/All The Demon Roaches
Haley/Roy [Part 1]
Haley/Roy [Part 2]
Booted Wight/Ghoul
Vaarsuvius/ABD/Hieronymous Grubwigger/Xykon
Redcloak/O-ChulStories by Metalhead
Tsukiko/Redcloak
Teevo/Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Roy/Roy's Archon
Roy's Sword/Nale
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 3]
Redcloak/The Snarl
Miko/Haley
Jeff/Hilgya
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 2]
Kazumi/IFCC
Stories by mizzim
Stories by Monzach
Stories by Moofin Bard
Stories by Moon_Called
Stories by MReav
Stories by Mr. Cales
Stories by NamonakiRei
Stories by Nathander
Celia/ThogStories by NemoUtopia
Lien/Hobgoblin Army
Daigo/Yokyok
Miko/Therka [Part 1]
Miko/Therka [Part 2]
Miko/Therka [Part 3]
Miko/Therka [Part 4]
Miko/Therka [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Black DragonStories by Nerdanel
Nale's next crazy plot to destroy the OotSTsukiko's PloyMiko's Heart, Beyond Lawful Good
Stories by The Odor
Shojo/MikoStories by Omergideon
Argent/Razor
Blackwing/Haley
Gender-switched Oracle/Oracle
Haley/Lien
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 3]
Haley/Vaarsuvius
Rodney McKay/Celia
Stories by Oooohaloophole
Stories by otaku_lady89
Stories by Pid6
Stories by pnewman
Stories by PsychoPat
Nale/Haley and Elan/CeliaStories by Ronnoc
Haley/Vampire Shadowdancer
Redcloak/Tsukiko/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Sabine
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Stories by RPGAgmJAY
Stories by Saeyan
Stories by SaintRidley
Stories by Sequinox
Stories by Sereg
Roy/CeliaStories by Sewblon
Xykon/Celia
Tsukiko/Horace Greenhilt
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 1]
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 2]
Dragon's Hoard/Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Durkon/Death Knight
Pit Fiend/Zz'dtri
Therkla/Thieves Guild Member
Durkon/Vaarsuvius
Mr. Scruffy/Snuggles
Therkla/Banjo
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Julia/Durkon
Belkar/Nacle
Belkar/Crystal
Vaarsuvius/Haley's Personality Aspects
Haley/Celia
Roy/Eugene
Julio Scoundrel/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Miko [Part 1]
Thog/Miko [Part 2]
Thog/Miko [Part 3]
Thog/Miko [Part 4]
Thog/Miko [Part 5]
Sereg/Tsukiko
Sereg/Lien
Sereg/Inkyrius
Sereg/Vaarsuvius
Sereg/Celia
Sereg/Haley
Sereg/Lirian
Sereg/Sabine
Hobgoblin General/Roy’s Sword/Roy’s Archon/Person in Distress
Durkon/Tree
Ghouls/Belkar [Part 1]
Ghouls/Belkar [Part 2]
Hieronymus Grubwiggler/The Eye of Fear and Flame
Lizardfolk/Durkon
Mary Sue/OOTS
A Twisted TailHieronymus Grubwiggler/His Wife [Part 1]Banjo/Xykon-doll
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler's Wife [Part 2]
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler's Wife [Part 3]
Clone/Hieronymus Grubwiggler [Part 4]
Xykon/Tsukiko
Tsukiko/Crypt Thing
Miko/Jirix/Really Dangerous Trap
Vaarsuvius/Dark Mistress Shadowgale
More than Just DutyMiko/Sangwaan [Part 1]Haley/Zz'dtri
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 2]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 3]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 4]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 5]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 6]
Miko/Sangwaan [Part 7]
Body and SoulBooted Wight/Ghast
Stories by ShinyDelusion
Julia/ThogStories by ShneekeyTheLost
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 3] [Continuation from Discord's part]
Belkar/Matt
Elan/Haley/Roy
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Janine/Lloyd
Nale/Sabine
When in RomeMitD/Tsukiko
Aula/Tiberius/Aarindarius [Part 1]
Aula/Tiberius/Aarindarius [Part 2]
Stories by Silverraptor
Belkar/NaleStories by Somniloquist
Miko/Hinjo
Inkyrius [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]
Julia/Celia
Crystal/Belkar
Haley's Dream
Guy with the Halberd/Girl with the Halberd
Kazumi/Daigo
Kubota/Lien
Ceila/Mr Rodriguez
Tsukiko/Oracle
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
Stories by Symmys
Stories by Taekwondodo
Hinjo/Zz'dtriStories by Tatterdemalion
Bozzak/Mr Rodriguez
Elan/The Cliffport Chief of Police
Therkla/Julio Scoundrel
Nale/Julio Scoundrel
Thanh/Female NPC
Windstriker/Argent
Edward/Tsukiko
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 1]
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 2]
Mr. Scruffy/Lord Shojo
Ian Starshine/The Snarl
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Blackwing/Tiasal
In the Arms of Morpheus (originally written by Water-Smurf): The Musical
Stories by Thor Person Guy
Stories by Tira-chan
Roy/ElanStories by TooManySecrets
Therkla/Nale/Sabine
Haley/Mr. Scruffy
Vaarsuvius/Spock [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Spock [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Spock [Part 3]
Vaarsuvius/Spock [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/Spock [Part 5]
Stories by TSED
Stories by waterpenguin43
Stories by Water-Smurf
In the Arms of MorpheusStories by WeimannRedcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]IcelusCurse of Phobetor
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]Tragedy of HypnosPasithea's Messenger
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 14]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 15]Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 1]Bridge Across the StarsAll in the FamilyBefore the StormIn Vino VeritasClaude Os, Aperi Oculos!Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, TenebitActa Non VerbaPawns of the GodsDumped on the Rooster
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 2]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 3]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 4]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 5]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 6]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 7]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 8]
Redcloak/V Spawnfic [Part 9]
Jephton/Haetra/Ganonron/Julia Greenhilt/JirixStories by WhereamI?
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD!
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A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.
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Tiasal (version one).
Tiasal (version two).
Art by Belkster11
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Sangwaan and Hinjo.
Art by CoffeeIncluded
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Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.
CoffeeIncluded and Haley.
CoffeeIncluded and Haley.
Haley.
Art by Delorges
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Miko and O-Chul.
Art by Discord
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Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Lirian and Aarindarius.
Haerta and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Tsukiko, and their child.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Roy and Elan.
Aarindarius and Lirian.
Haley and Celia.
Art by Expeditious
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Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.
Vaarsuvius.
Art by Eztheria
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Tiasal and Vaarsuvius.
Art by Funky Goose
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A comic version of Water-Smurf's Vaarsuvius/Redcloak story.
Half-dragon child of Belkar.
Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.
Art by Gicko
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Zombie Dragon/ABD.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Jirix and Diahna.
Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, Belkar, and Roy.
Art by half-halfling
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Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.
Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.
Tsukiko and Jirix.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
MiTD and Tsukiko.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Tiasal and Terentius.
Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.
Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.
Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.
Aarindarius.
Roy and Miko.
Therkla and Miko.
Elan, Roy, and Miko.
A scene from Water-Smurf's fanfic, featuring Haley, Roy, Elan, and a mysterious creature.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Lord Shojo and Miko.
Celia dressed up as Miko, and Roy.
Celia, Roy, Bureaucratic Deva and other Deva.
Vaarsuvius, Tiasal, Redcloak and V's parents, wishing Water-Smurf a happy birthday.
Tiasal and Tsukiko.
Spock and Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko and zombies.
Vaarsuvius and Belkar.
Art by Kaytara
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Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).
Young Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius (coloured version).
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).
Right-Eye and Redcloak.
Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Art by Kirby
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Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Elan.
Art by licoot
Spoiler
MitD.
Durkon and the demon roaches.
Vaarsuvius and Belkar.
Durkon and a tree.
Pregnant tree.
Durkon.
Child of Vaarsuvius and Banjo.
Child of Redcloak and Banjo.
Art by Meg
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Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Belkar.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Xykon and Redcloak.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko and Redcloak.
Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Celia and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Xykon.
Haley and Roy.
Art by MReav
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O-Chul and female members of the Sapphire Guard and Azurite soldiers.
Art by The Neoclassic
Spoiler
Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.
Evil Lien.
Art by Ninjamuffin
Spoiler
Elan and Nale.
Art by Oooohaloophole
Spoiler
Tiasal as an infernal scion.
The Dark One and a goblin god (?).
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
At by Reynard
Spoiler
Durkon and a goddess.
The Snarl, Hades, and Persephone.
Art by Saeyan
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Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
A wanted sign for Zanaril.
A wanted sign for Zanaril (version 2).
Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Aarindarius, with Vaarsuvius and Zz'dtri in chibi form.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius, and Aarindarius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and V&RC's child.
Tiasal.
Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko.
Scenario for Water-Smurf, featuring Tiasal and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Aarindarius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Art by Tira-chan
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Spock and Vaarsuvius.
Art by TooManySecrets
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Female living Xykon.
Art by Trixie
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Celia and Belkar.
Xykon, Tsukiko, and Miko.
Art by Yiuel
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"The OOTS Jr."
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
OOTS Jr.
Joan.
Tiasal.
Alex.
Art by Zanaril
Spoiler
Undead Vaarsuvius and Xykon.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Xykon.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Young Vaarsuvius.
Tiasal.
Argent and Windstriker.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Closak and the ABD.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, and Tiasal.
Xykon and Tsukiko.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Xykon and Tiasal.
Evil Kitty.
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Yay! Alright people, you heard the lady - keep it Safe,
Sane, and Consensual. And try not to stray too far away from the topic; the Sheriff is watching. And he's been nice so far, but even his patience has limits.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-04 at 06:31 AM.
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YAY!
How about...
(Looks to see what hasn't been done before)
Awww, everyone gots the good stuff. :(Last edited by Belkster11; 2010-03-04 at 06:56 AM.
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So take a traditional couple (V/RC seems to be the most prevalent, thanks to Water-Smurf) and twist it.
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No-one can see V and RC in any way but Water-Smurf's now. DXD
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My God that's such a load of sheer text.
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Xykon/Tiasal (not really a pairing, because that would be gross)
SpoilerXykon looked down at the little greenish child that sat on his lap. No, he could never feel love, nor did he have any desire to. But ever since he stole her from that self-righteous traitor Redcloak and his harlot of a wife he had begun to feel... possessiveness. Yes, that was the word. He could not love the child, but he could value her. Especially since the thought of Tiasal in the arms of an undead monstrosity must be causing her parents the most exquisite pain. What a torture it must be for a parent to know that his only child is in the hands of a fiend. Yes...
- Bone-Parent. Can you tell me the Story again?
*sigh* Always the Story. Always the same Story. It seemed to be the only thing that interested her. That and wizardry, which quite frankly made Xykon's head hurt. Still, Tsukiko had promised to take the brat and teach her once she got old enough. Make her a necromancer. Teach her the darkest of the dark arts. That would be the way to get rev...
-Bone-Parent. You promised...
Ah, well. He might as well, or he would just lose his temper and Meteor Swarm her into oblivion. And that wouldn't be any fun, would it? Well, to be honest it would be pretty hilarious but only for a short time...
- Well, little Tia. Many years ago your Daddy and I conquered the smoldering pit that was then Azure City. And just as we sat there planning our next move, who dropped in if not some black-robed elf with purple hair. So she started blasting away and I rose to the challenge, naturally. It was pretty fun there for a moment or two, until I beat the crap out of her.
- And... and...
- *sigh*. And that, Tiasal, is how I met your mother.
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Bone-parent. Loveit. XD
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Secrets of V's gender REVEALED!!! Read all about it!
SpoilerI do feel, Roy, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
Agreed. Durkon?
Yeah. I think Haley's point of view is very valid, Roy, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--
Or woman.
Or woman... to rid himself--
Or herself.
Or herself.
Agreed.
Thank you, brother.
Or sister.
Or sister. Where was I?
I think you'd finished.
Oh. Right.
Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
Or woman.
Why don't you shut up about women, V. You're putting us off.
Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Roy.
Why are you always on about women, Vaarsuvius?
I want to be one.
What?
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
What?!
It's my right as a man.
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, 'Suvie?
I want to have babies.
You want to have babies?!
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
But... you can't have babies.
Don't you oppress me.
I'm not oppressing you, V. You haven't got a womb! -- Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
[crying]
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Goblins', but that he can have the right to have babies.
Good idea, Haley. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
What's the point?
What?
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Symbolic of his struggle against reality.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-04 at 11:00 AM.
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Maybe V needs to head to the LGBTitp thread. XD
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I really liked those Asta Kask. They were funny (especially the second). I'm also amazed that the new thread was posted in the middle of the day in my time zone. I actually managed to get in on the first page for once.
@Weimann We've been prolific, but it isn't so difficult to catch up on the basics.
@Belkster11 Well, we've written a lot of fics, but there's no rule against doing an old one. There have been plenty of pairings of identical characters.
Hmmm....I thought that noone had done Celia/Vaarsuvius but I see that Kirby has. I must reread it as I've been thinking that there is potential there...
EDIT:V You ninja'd my edit. Oh well, I suppose you have a point. I certainly hope that I manage humor in most of my fics (except in those cases where I'm not aiming for it).Last edited by Sereg; 2010-03-04 at 11:02 AM.
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VElan and InkyHaley?
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Okay. I'll give it a try. It's O-Chul/Haley
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Spoiler"O-Chul's certianly quiet over there." Haley thought to herself as she spread her cot on the grass. It was a day after they had resurrected Roy and rendevouzed with the Paladins. O-Chul was standing over a cliff looking out into the sea. He seemed unusually stotic, too stotic even for a Paladin. Against her better judgement, she got up and walked over to him.
"O-Chul?" she asked. No response. She walked a bit closer to him. O-Chul didn't seem to hear her. She reached out and lightly touched his shoulder. He flinched.
"Sorry if I surprised you." she said hurridly. O-Chul turned his head to her.
"No," he said, his voice almost broken. "You didn't. I have a wound there."
"Where he was tortured..." Haley's mouth went dry.
"O-Chul, I'm sorry for abandoning you to the monster back...back when-"
"It's all right, Haley," O-Chul faced her. "There was nothing you could've done." He looked down, closing his eyes as if he were trying to block out the bitter memories of his captivity. "Nothing I could have done."
"Hin-um...Lord Hinjo," Haley began. "He said that there were a team of elves headed for Azure City."
"Yes, I have full confidence in them." O-Chul said. "I-I'm sorry. I'm mourning for my fallen comrades."
"Oh," Haley put a hand to her mouth.
"Well, if you'll excuse me, I must retire for the night." O-Chul said plainly, then walked back to his tent. Without thinking, Haley felt her legs moving, following him toward the entrance.
"GAH!" O-Chul suddenly cried out from within. Haley bounded into the tent.
"What is it?! What's wrong?" Haley asked. O-Chul was doubled-over, clutching his side.
"It is nothing." he said gruffly.
"O-Chul, let me examine it." Haley said. "I may not be a healer, but I think I know some first aid. Here, lay down."
O-Chul got down onto his cot. Haley mentally prepared herself, thinking back through the basic first aid the Thieves Guild taught her. She unbuttoned O-Chul's shirt. He didn't seem to resist her.
SpoilerHaley gasped when she pulled his shirt off.
"Oh, O-Chul." she winced when she saw the scars, how they mangled his chest and sides. "You've suffered so much." She wrapped her arms around O-Chul's torso, pressing her breasts against his chest. She kissed the scar running across his eye, the scars on his cheeks, then the scar on his left shoulder. "This will make the pain go away."
O-Chul didn't resist. This was the first intimate comfort he had with a woman in months. Being tortured endlessly...this almost more than made up for it. Gently, he pulled the woolen blanket over them. He felt Haley rest her ear against his heart, to hear its mighty beating.
O-Chul put a scarred hand on her head, running his fingers through her long, red locks. He gazed out to the stars that peaked through the small slit in the tent. His eyes grew heavy. He tried to keep them open, but within moments, O-Chul, the mighty Paladin drifted to a blissful sleep.
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Well, what did you think of it? :D
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And following my other song lyrics adapted for OotS purposes, I give you -
Inkyrius to Vaarsuvius (a few years later):
SpoilerAre you lonesome tonight
do you miss me tonight
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight
Spoken:
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said that the world's a comic
And each must play a part
Fate had me playing in love you as my sweet heart
Chapter one was when we met, I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly and never missed a cue
Then came chapter two, you seemed to change and you acted strange
And why I'll never know
Honey, you lied when you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you
Now the book is closed and I'm all alone
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then they can close to book
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight
Very good Belkster. Very good indeed.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-04 at 12:36 PM.
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Ooh.
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Yeah, I'm trying to get away from the first page without going off-topic - all the pictures loading here slows my computer down to a crawl...
BTW, what did people think about the story I actually wrote myself (Xykon/Tiasal)?Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-04 at 01:10 PM.
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It was good Asta, really good! Sweet that Tia just wanted to hear about her parents.
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-04, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
This shall be a tread of greatness.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-03-04, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Wowee, look at all the pairings I missed at school! Nice job everyone!
Oh, Lira, just so you don't forget, I did a crack pairing on the second-to-last page.My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-04, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Stories by Closak
Roy/Belkar/Ancient Black Dragon
ABD
ABD/Haley
ABD/Jirix
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Roy
ABD/Janitor
ABD/Thog
ABD/Belkar/Elan/Nale/Durkon/Redcloak/Jirix/Yikyik
ABD and Thog
ABD/Nale
ABD/DragonsLast edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-04 at 04:14 PM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-03-04, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
wohoo!! new thread. workin on mah V/elan in a musical story. I cant wait to see what this holds for the future.
Avatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
This is where I put my writings. Want to take a look?
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2010-03-04, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
dont have time to say very much as i have class in ten minnutes, but yay for new topiiiic!
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