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2010-03-11, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I prefer a trebuchet myself. Gets the bunnies farther.
Can you get some down at the shelter? Or is that only during summertime?
And we haven't had a song in a while. It's dedicated to :
SpoilerDon't touch your lips
Don't wear your hair like that
I feel your presence all around me
Don't get too close
Don't move your eyes like that
Because they're deep enough to drown me
It don't get hot like this in Heaven
You fool me with your angel face
Your master knows where I'm my weakest
Mercy please, I'm on my knees
You're my temptation
Measure my faith, the devil's awake
He knows you're my temptation
Don't call my name
Don't brush my cheek like that
I curse the day that I found you
Don't touch my skin
Don't dance around like that
I feel damnation all around you
And so I raise my voice to Heaven
Please hide me in some holy place
Protect my soul, I'm only human
Mercy please, I'm on my knees
You're my temptation
Look down and see
Deliver me from my dark sensation
Give me faith, don't let me waste
You're my temptation
Come to me
You're such a liar
Won't you come to me
Move closer to the fire
Just come to me
No, no, no
Won't you come to me I will set you free
No, no, no
Mercy please, I'm on my knees
You're my temptation
Measure my faith, the devil's awake
He knows you're my temptation
Mercy please, I'm on my knees
You're my temptation
Go away in Heaven's name
You're my temptation
Go away, just go away
My dark sensationAvatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-03-11, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
If it was O-Chul, i think loving a Paladin could help her on the straight and narrow.
...Tiasal multiclass to paladin? XD MYSTIC THEURGE
Just to annoy Tsukiko.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-11, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
could you even go mystic theurge as a pally? dont you need cleric?
it would kinda make sence for her to go sorceress/cleric, given her pairentige, but thats just me.
but if she DID multiclass to pally, would the pole grow in her butt on its own? or would we need to insert it ourselves? (keep master away from her while we are doing that!)Last edited by Draconi Redfir; 2010-03-11 at 01:36 PM.
Avy by Thormag
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2010-03-11, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-11, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- England
Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-03-11, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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- Among the spiders
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Work? What is this work of which you speak?
...STOP GIVING ME IDEAS! D:
Well, one, once she's an adult it's a free-for-all, regardless of the creepiness factor. Two, all I really need to do is use a plot point I already was planning on using for something else.
You've forgotten two things.
A. O-Chul has a con score in the mid 20s.
B. Smite. Evil.
...Huh. Actually, O-Chul would be a pretty good counter love interest to Xykon. A paragon of what's good and righteous versus the paragon of all that's evil and wicked, both of which showing off a side of the 'father' archetype.
It's true, though. Xykon is the love interest that keeps her in madness and manipulates her to evil ends. O-Chul would be the love interest who keeps her on her meds and gives her the clarity and independence to decide on what she wants.
Best case scenario? Tiasal/O-Chul, and avoid the whole crazy 'destroy the world' thing. Although O-Chul, if he plays his cards right, can get Deirdre away from Xykon.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-11, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-11 at 03:38 PM.
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2010-03-11, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Yes. Relevant text:
Smite Evil (Su)
Once per day, a paladin may attempt to smite evil with one normal melee attack. She adds her Charisma bonus (if any) to her attack roll and deals 1 extra point of damage per paladin level. If the paladin accidentally smites a creature that is not evil, the smite has no effect, but the ability is still used up for that day.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-03-11, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
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- Scotland
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
What? You think I can pay bills with crack-pairings?
Actually it's not a "proper" job, just for while I was at university. Trying to find a real job now but so far not getting anywhere.
On topic I have ideas for the tunes but I need to wait for my brother to get off his bum and install a program for me to allow me to write the score. Scene four looks like it will have actual dialogue in song. Whee!Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-11, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Allow me to present my response.
And apparently I'm not leaving for 2 hours. Just wasted an hour of my life.
See you guys later...Lot of things to do...Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-11 at 04:38 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-11, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-03-11, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Why is PaladinSorcerer bad? Paladin is fighty and hitty, Sorceress is explodey and magicky. Seems like you cover everything. XD
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-11, 05:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-03-11, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-11, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Please forgive the new guy, but can we make requests here, or is that a different thread?
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2010-03-11, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
a new guy, yaay!
you can and not guaranteed but someone might get to it. iv got time, so spout one out if you wishAvatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
This is where I put my writings. Want to take a look?
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2010-03-11, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'd offer, but i am very very slow.
Is that an undead paladin avatar?
(Eldritch Knight. Woo. XD)Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-11, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
you mean mine ?
Avatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
This is where I put my writings. Want to take a look?
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2010-03-11, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Yes. I do mean you, Flare. XD
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-11, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-11, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
This is where I put my writings. Want to take a look?
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2010-03-11, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Aaaah. Now i see the resemblance. XD
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-11, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-11, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- South Africa
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
As the others have stated, we do take requests, however, I've got a massive build up that I've promised to do, so unless I suddenly manage to do them at about quadruple my normal speed, it's not going to be me that fulfills it.
The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
My Homebrew
SpoilerRace
Wiggles
Monsters
Cold iron dragon
Argent dragon
Base Class
Glowherd
Silly stuff
Acid classes (as inspired by DracoDei)
Keeper of the Fourth Gate (PrC)
Competitions
Afroakuma's Giantitp Villain Competition
Other
Sereg's Alternative Pronunciation Guide System
Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
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2010-03-11, 11:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-12, 12:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Spoiler*clears throat*
(to the tune of Auld Lang Sine)
I've seen this ship-some
Times before,
Though neeever quite eeenough.
My request is Bel-
Kar/Vaarsuuuu-vius
And I hooope it's not too tough.
Belkarrr/Vaaaar-suuuvius.
Belkarrr aaand V.
A showoff-Elan
With a scro-oll gone wrong
An effect, that in a month will leave.
[/singing]
To be more specific than what I can get into verse, I'm thinking that Elan gets his hands on some scroll that he misinterprets the effect of, and tries to show off to Haley. He ends up binding the Party in pairs, based on who was nearest to each other at the time. Suddenly, those paired must remain within a certain proximity of each other.
As far as when this happens in relation to Canon, I'm thinking Elan gets the scroll in the town they're headed to in 698.
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2010-03-12, 01:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
nice. i was once playing as a Goblin along side a colossal and a dwarf attacking a hobgoblin fortress. nedless to say i was killed fairly quickly, and in a rage of vengence, my colossal freind (who is some kind of mix between a stone golem and an oger or something) picked up my cold goblin corpse, and hucked it at the nearest hobgoblin he could find.
corpse flys, hobgoblin dies, many laughs are shaired by all. and i get to tell this tale to all my freinds
oh, and later on im revived as a female bugbear. yay for me :PLast edited by Draconi Redfir; 2010-03-12 at 01:51 AM.
Avy by Thormag
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2010-03-12, 04:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I have a better story. Go look at the rp i'm in atm. Luck=bad.
Sounds like a cool idea. XD I think Water-Smurf did some Belkar/V once...Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-12, 08:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Mmm, not bad, and canon, too. You could work in some Roy/Durkon just for added fun, though I would be surprised if Belkar lasted a day in this situation, never mind a month.
Re: My mention of art - I was actually saying I'd like a banner or something for my story, but I feel really, really, really guilty about begging for art. So if someone really does want to make something I'd be very happy, but please don't put yourself at any inconvenience on account of me!
Re: My story - I've actually got about three or so chapters planned out, except for the start of the very next one. So I'm asking you all, who certainly know plenty about writing V. Under what circumstances do you think that she might reveal the whole Familicide fiasco? I can see her feeling guilty about it, especially given the circumstances, but I don't think she'd feel compelled to just share it... Maybe if Belkar started to hint about her adventures on the dark side, Spock questioned her, and she end up angrily/guiltily spilling the whole thing? Does that soundlogicalin-character?Last edited by Tira-chan; 2010-03-12 at 08:24 AM.
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2010-03-12, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Elan is great for generating Crack. He can always be relied on to do the stupid thing.
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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