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2010-03-04, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-04, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Yay For Page 2
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-04, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'm going home tomorrow for two weeks, so expect a major jump in updates after a lot of radio silence tomorrow and possibly the day after. My family and friends still need to celebrate my birthday with me!
Spoiler
The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-04, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-04, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
WE'RE MORE IMPORTANT-(Shot)
Have fun.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-04, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-04, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-04, 08:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Anyone like my O-Chul/Haley crack?
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2010-03-04, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'm just hoping that this good patch stays for a while. :)
(So you get spring break a few weeks early? What does your school do with Easter and Passover? )
But I can deal with that. I can deal with a lot of stuff as long as I have time to write and chat online. So, yeah, crack pairings are awesome for me.
Spoiler
The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-04, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'm sure it will! (Just don't let that game get you down. )
They stuff all our vacation in long breaks.
But I can deal with that. I can deal with a lot of stuff as long as I have time to write and chat online. So, yeah, crack pairings are awesome for me.
And don't worry; I'll do a better job at what's appropriate and what's not for this thread! I promise!
(God, I sound like an overeager little kid here, don't I? No matter what, I'll never fully grow up...And actually, I'm okay with that! )
(And I'm sorry to be a bother, but did you take a look at what I sent you? I'm sorry if I'm acting like a nag...)Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-04 at 08:45 PM.
My webcomic!
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2010-03-05, 12:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Last edited by Sereg; 2010-03-05 at 09:39 AM.
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My Homebrew
SpoilerRace
Wiggles
Monsters
Cold iron dragon
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Acid classes (as inspired by DracoDei)
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Afroakuma's Giantitp Villain Competition
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Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
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2010-03-05, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
SpoilerThey Said It Could Not Be Done
From the Cack-Pairing Thread’s Hottest New Producer, Taekwondodo
The Love That Should Not Have Been
Adapted From the Page-Searing Crack-Pairing By Water-Smurf
With Original, Never Before Heard Songs
The Crack-Pairing Thread is Proud to Present
In The Arms of Morpheus:
The Musical
Spoiler(Act One)
Voice Over: In an alternate universe Vaarsuvius has once again failed to defeat Xykon, even if his phylactery has been lost. However, rather than escaping with O-Chul and being reunited with the rest of the Order, they have both been recaptured. Redcloak intervenes, and convinces Xykon that they are worth more alive than dead. In punishment Xykon bans Redcloak from regenerating his lost eye. The story continues…
(Curtain opens. Vaarsuvius and O-Chul in cages in corner. Redcloak and Tsukiko talk)
T (amused): No regen, huh? Tough break
R: Be glad that I convinced him to not kill our two only sources of information on the gates.
T: Why’d I be glad about that? You’re the only one who cares about information!
R: Because I’m apparently the only one with common sense. Get out.
T: Don’t mind if I do, Left-Eye.
(T leaves)
R: Left eye?
“They’ll Never Know”How little does she know
The pain I have encountered
As going forward to
The world that I have hungered
The deeds that I have done
That the Dark One has asked for
From which I have not shied
For family and for brother
My face and mind are set
My road is never ending
Gold chain and blood red cloak
All power to my bending
No tear shall ‘scape my eye
We shall move forward fighting
Until my work is done
The goblin’s future brightening
Through what I’ve done
To bring the sun
Goblins out of shadow!
They shall never know!
(V shifts in cage)
V (weakly): Neither of us is going to provide you information.
R (spins around, growls): We’ll see about that.
(Drags elf out of cage, protesting, and out of room. Curtain closes. Curtain opens on sparse room. R lays V on bed.)
V (looking round): This is not a cell. Why did you bring me here?
(V tries to sit up on the bed but not strong enough. Flops back on to the bed with a stifled cry of pain. R pulls out chair and sits next to bed.)
R: To heal you. I can’t have you dying on me in the first five minutes of interrogation. (Lays hand on V’s shoulder)Heal moderate wounds.
(V gasps as healing takes effect. R reaches out and cups her chin, with curiosity and disgust on his face.)
V (stronger): Let go of me.
(R snarls, digs in claws then lets go. Beads of blood appear on V’s chin)
R: I’m going to put up some protections on this room and leave. You won’t be able to escape, and you won’t bother trying to. If you do, I’ll tie you to the bed and let Xykon and Tsukiko do whatever they want. You’re going to trance whenever possible. If you refuse, I’ll start ripping off your or the paladin’s fingers, whichever works best. Food will be brought up, and you will eat it. If you refuse, I’ll force-feed you personally. I’m going to heal you until you are at least moderately healthy. If you try to resist, I’ll throw a slave into the Snarl. Once you’re physically capable of handling more than a shove in the wrong direction, you’ll be interrogated mercilessly about the elves and the gates. I don’t think I need to go into detail about what happens if you don’t tell us what we want to know. Understand?
(V glares but stays silent)
R: Let’s see how long you’ll be able to keep the defiance up.
(R leaves room, V slumps back onto bed. Curtain closes, end of act one.)
Thoughts?Last edited by Taekwondodo; 2010-03-05 at 02:10 PM.
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-05, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Make sure to eat plenty of birthday cake!
I'm just hoping that this good patch stays for a while. :)
Coffee, it's not your job to police us. The best thing you can do is to lead by example - or if you want to hone your skills of manipulation - to steer the topic into clearer waters if it starts getting too dark.
Musicals terrify me. *cowers*
More!
In other news, I had an interesting day; went into London with school for a college/university conference, and I've found a good few universities that do courses in computer animation and game art. So I'm happy.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-05 at 02:14 PM.
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2010-03-05, 02:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
That's a scene, not an act. But AWESOME!
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-05, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-05, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
So do I. Say "hi" to your parents from all the completely unfamiliar people you've met on the web!
Whatever you do, don't let them grow you up. Always leave a part of that in you which just gapes in wonder at the beauty of the universe.
Moar! Moar! Moar!
Yay! Zanaril will get an edumacation! Make tons of £££££££!Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-03-05, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
A scene is like a chapter, an act is more like... a book or a section. You know you get books with 'Part One' or stuff? They'd be acts.
In other news, my XykonElan just graduated from oneshotcrackficpairing to properplottedcrackficpairing. DXD That's what happens when the very, veyr small part of you with a lawful alignment makes you EXPLAIN why you're pairing a protagonist with the major antagonist, and comes up with an awesome enough answer to fuel a story.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-05, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-05, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Glad to help. ^_^
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-05, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-05, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I don't really know enough about the rules. DXD Otherwise i totally WOULD.
CRAFT DISTURBING MENTAL IMAGE AS CLASS FEATRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-05, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Spoiler*snip*
Thoughts?
... we have GOT to do this!!! for realz!!!!
can anyone here do animaition? we need to get this on youtube.
dodo!, you direct, coffie! watersmerf! you two are the only girls i know of here. can either of you voice V and/or Tuski? we will also need voices for Xylon and Redcloak, as well as Jirix, zombies, and O-chul.
eavryone get skype! this is too good to not do! XD
this is mostly a joke... would stil lbe awsome if we did it thoughLast edited by Draconi Redfir; 2010-03-05 at 03:26 PM.
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2010-03-05, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-05, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-05, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I have a deep, Xykony voice but I can't sing.
Is Xykon even in this?
Edit: Oh, and Coffee... I'd be careful around Water-Smurf, Zanaril, or Lix - at least if they carry sharp knives and look evaluatingly at you.
This is spill-over from the FF-forum.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-05 at 03:42 PM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-05, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-05 at 03:53 PM.
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2010-03-05, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Crack Pairer PrC
"I don't know! All she did was whisper something in his ear about a lich and an ogre, and the next thing I know he's curled up in a little ball whimpering! I didn't even know it was possible to vomit things you haven't eaten yet!"
Prerequisites:
Skills: 4 rank in Profession (Writer)
Feats: Iron Will
Saves: +5 Will Base save, +5 Fort Base save
Other: Must be literate
Something like that to begin with... thoughts?Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-06 at 09:04 AM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-03-05, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
It has to have a good Fort and Will save progression. The entire class revolves around squicking out everyone else while being immune to said squicking.
Flavor text: "I don't know! All she did was whisper something in his ear about a lich and an ogre, and the next thing I know he's curled up in a little ball whimpering! I didn't even know it was possible to vomit things you haven't eaten yet!"
I'll sign onto that forum later today, I think.My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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2010-03-05, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2010-03-05, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-05 at 04:40 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell