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2010-03-24, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Roland is supporting something. Just because he's an admin doesn't mean he's not allowed to post for fun. He's just really busy to be able to do so on a regular basis.
So ya, you can get to work on it.
Edit:
Why is it so surprising? I'm sure he had other idea's of stories he wanted to have made into stories and probably a few he enjoys reading. When he has the time of course, being the busy admin he is.Last edited by Silverraptor; 2010-03-24 at 08:48 PM.
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2010-03-24, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
...he still scares me... sorry Roland...
we should name the "i crave mortalk flesh guy" like we did with some other minor charicters. my random thoughts:
Fleshy
Skinner
Bob
Rainbowdeath
Goreclaw
Hobtooth
Fanggy
im preity sue the zombie with the boots has allready been given the name "Booty" by someone in another thread.Avy by Thormag
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2010-03-24, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Roland, I have the week off; I'll get going on it on Friday! You won't be disappointed!
Hmm...How about he's named Sclera? (The white part of the eye). I can see Tuskiko naming her undead after body parts, if they don't have names for themselves already.
EDIT: Ooh! I got a really nice idea! I'll type it up on Friday! You'll love it, Roland!Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-24 at 10:18 PM.
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2010-03-24, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Roland making a request = so much awesome.
If Coffee hadn't already claimed it, I think that I would have done it myself, after all, we can't let such a request o unfulfilled. However, Coffee is better than I am and I've been a little busy.The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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2010-03-24, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Roland just endorsed a crack pairing?
Did... did we break the universe?
Gr! I want to write something! Nothing big, just a one-shot or something simple. Maybe I should try the roller, though I never get anything good. Or does anyone have any suggestions or requests?
Edit: Right, so, anybody read the new OotS comic? I think the roaches have been lurking in this thread...
Also, I wonder why Tsukiko is so defensive?
Edit 2: I rolled some pairings up. Here are the ones that appealed to me, or seemed like something I could actually pull off.
Thog + Miko : Stuck on a desert island (I can work with that...)
Sarah Greenhilt + Lien : Drunkenness (I... I almost want to say "too easy" )
Redcloak + The Guy with a halberd : Kidnapped (Does being a POW count as kidnapped?)
YokYok + Celia : Unrequited love (Afterlife stalker, perhaps? XD)
Redcloak + The Eye of Fear and Flame : High heels and black leather (Hm...)
Windstriker + Xykon's zombie dragon head : Everyone a furry version of themselves (Soooo... They're human? )
The entire Hobgoblin army + Gender-switched Redcloak : Unrequited love (My jaw. It dropped.)
The Eye of Fear and Flame + Miko : Snowed in (Heh heh...)
Tsukiko + Tsukiko : Snowed in ()
Any preferences/requests/challenges?Last edited by Lycan 01; 2010-03-25 at 12:53 AM.
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2010-03-25, 05:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-25, 05:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
XDDDD
Even admins have souls.
Lycan, masamune, can I quote those two lines? If i have room?
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2010-03-25, 05:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Hey, how about we all write Wight w. boots/I Crave Mortal Flesh guy?
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2010-03-25, 05:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Best idea ever. XD
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2010-03-25, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I had an idea for a scene in it:
SpoilerFollowing The Mistress' instructions, the wight took his young and attractive friend to the tower dungeons to get a bite to eat. On the way, the wight took time to explain that, despite the fact that they were unnatural abominations, did not mean that they made the process of killing their victims evil and unpleasant. Actually, the wight tried to make it a fun little game....
"Now this little piggy went to market...."
"AAAAAAAAARGH!"
"...and this little piggy stayed at home...."
"TWELVE GODS!!"
"....and this little piggy rolled a paladin..."
"THEPAINOHGODSTHEPAIN!"
"...and this little piggy rolled a gnome...."
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"
"....and this little piggy was chained up in a dungeon waiting to be executed in a fun and happy way by a lovable wight..."
".....*cough*....*cough*.....*urk*......" X_x
"So you see Mr Ghoul," continued the wight, "I think prisoners appreciate the personal touch when you try and make these things as painless as possible."
The ghoul tore off the prisoner's arm and began to chew with the zeal of a halfling coming off a diet. "HIS FLESH IS RICH AND BLOODYI like your shoes by the way."
The wight found himself blushing and looked demurely down at the floor...
Its not a bad intro but the romantic side needs to be developed further. I did have another scene planned involving a summoned four poster bed, lilac sented oil and Tsukiko watching them and "waiting to get involved"....
EDITED: For the shy and sensitive types reading this thread. I have to say though, what on earth possessed you to read this filth is beyond me Oo.
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2010-03-25, 08:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Vaarsuvius is officially my fav character. XD
And yes, I would Kill Kyrie just to be with him/her.
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2010-03-25, 08:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-25, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
XD You rock.
Masamune, I didn't get a reply from you there? Plz?Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-25, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I don't mind being quoted.
Anybody else want to point out their preferences/suggestions/challenges from my list of possible crack pairings?
Edit: I'll have to add Wight w/ Boots x ICraveMortalFleshGoblin to the list.Last edited by Lycan 01; 2010-03-25 at 10:01 AM.
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2010-03-25, 10:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
All right. I'll work on it this weekend.
@MasamuneSSX: Excellent start. I love your interpretation of them. Unfortunately, I wouldn't trust my ability to continue.
@Lycan 01: I think that The entire Hobgoblin army + Gender-switched Redcloak : Unrequited love has the most potential.Last edited by Sereg; 2010-03-25 at 10:32 AM.
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2010-03-25, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-25, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'm thinking either spell backfires, or a prank from Xykon and Tsukiko.
Maybe I should just try all of them... I've got ideas on how to pull them all off, though they vary from a few sentences to a few paragraphs.
Also, I could take a crack at continuing Masamune's WwB/ICMFG fic... Though I bet somebody else could do a better job.
Actually, I think I know how to develope the romantic side further. How would one pull off the summoning of a bed, though? Perhaps a scroll from a "shop" or something, or would it have to be a caster? Perhaps Tsukiko? Speaking of whom, in regards to your suggestion for her, are we actually allowed to be that... direct... with our writing?Last edited by Lycan 01; 2010-03-25 at 10:41 AM.
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2010-03-25, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-25, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-25, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-25, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I want to ship ABD/Vaarsuvius. XD
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2010-03-25, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Oh, this should be good.
Anything involving the ABD is
*Sits and waits while happily wagging tail back and forth like a dog*
...Chocolate?
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2010-03-25, 12:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
...huh. I expected you to disown me. I SHALL WRITE IT!
Eventually. So... might not wanna wait there. XDRecent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-25, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
If only love were simple.
But Mijung is definitely going to be a stumbling point if he tries to form a new relationship with anyone.
And what if the truth about V's pregnancy came out?
And he'd probably be a little abashed that that's how he found out.
Especially when you're not the one getting fireball'd to kingdom come when they're walked in on.
...there are so many possibilities for that pairing. Some of then funny, some of them dark and ever so twisted.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-25 at 01:31 PM.
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2010-03-25, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
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2010-03-25, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
XD
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2010-03-25, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Ah, I see what I did there. I quoted the wrong text. I was intending to tell CoffeeIncluded that nudging people gently to stay on topic and appropriate would not be considered vigilante modding if it were done gently.
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2010-03-25, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Whether that will stop the wave of BootsWight is debateable and unlikely.
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2010-03-25, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I have an idea for "booty and sclera" as gicko prefers to call them. Will work on it as soon as possible.
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2010-03-25, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
...NOOOOOO!!! Roland, you shattered my dreams! NOOO!!!
...Eh. I'll do it anyway. It's too good to pass up and I've got the whole scene in mind. Accept it if you want it. Thanks for the answer though.
Masamune, there is no way that Tsukiko's..."Response" is board-appropriate. I'd take out that last bit if I were you. Plus I feel that might be a bit...out of character for her.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-25 at 02:00 PM.
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