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2010-04-03, 01:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Yes, I did Kyrie/Kyrie/V/V earlier. No, that is not a typo.
EDIT: Here it is.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-04-03 at 01:05 PM.
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2010-04-03, 01:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Last edited by Sereg; 2010-04-03 at 01:08 PM.
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2010-04-03, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-04-03, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Zanaril, Closak, Lix Lorn, *hugs* Yeah, hugs are nice!
Closak, I certainly can’t do this shapechanging thing, so please just try not to squash me.
Water-Smurf, Yay! New story! Can’t wait! I think, CWater is right about your writing – you’re amazing! Actually, it was your works that led me to this thread eventually (I read them on ff.net). So you kinda inspired me.
I've hinted at it's existence.
Convert or pervert? Ah, it's all the same here.
Oh, I almost forgot! I also read Lavieru's debut work! Awesome! That was so in-character!
I really don't trust my English to be good enough for story-writing...
Anyway, I hope you’ll decide to write something after all. I'm sure it'll be interesting! I’ll be waiting.Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now... (c)
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2010-04-03, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-04-03, 02:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
You are, of course, also allowed to ask the Kask for help.Last edited by Lavieru; 2010-04-03 at 02:08 PM.
Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now... (c)
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2010-04-03, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I have every faith that the foul creatures that lurk in this thread could take Roy/Celia and Elan/Haley and write a story of such perversity that every mod in the Playground would NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
Hell, it's been done with Daigo/Kazumi. I still have bad dreams about this one. Oo
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2010-04-03, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Whats a crack pairing?
I rolled an initiave and i gott d20 I'm pro like that.
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2010-04-03, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-04-03, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
hm ok thanks. wheres the first thread?
I rolled an initiave and i gott d20 I'm pro like that.
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2010-04-03, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Credits to half-halfling for my adorable avatar.
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2010-04-03, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
thanks!....how do i get to the first post. JK
I rolled an initiave and i gott d20 I'm pro like that.
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2010-04-03, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-04-03, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-04-03, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Oh dear... XD
So, I got hit with creative ADD, and decided to try rolling up a few more pairings. So here are a few mini-cracks inspired by some of the rolls that jumped out at me.
Celia x Roy's Sword (French Maid Costume)
SpoilerCelia sighed in annoyance. She'd hoped to spend the evening with Roy, and had even gone out and bought a naughty French Maid outfit. She'd showed up at the tavern they were staying at in some obscure desert town, and swung by his room to surprise him. He'd been quite happy to see her, and she'd scurried off to a closet to change into the costume. The black and white outfit showed off plenty of cleavage, and the frilly skirt barely went past her thighs. But just as she finished putting it on, Durkon had knocked on the door to inform Roy that Elan had gotten arrested for starting a Bard Battle and causing a riot. The Dwarf had then dragged him off, not giving him the chance to grab any of his gear or talk to Celia. And now she was sitting on Roy's bed, alone, frustrated at her now ruined evening.
But then she noticed something. Resting next to the bed was Roy's greatsword, its blade sheathed and its green hilt leaning against the wall. Hopping off the bed, the Sylph approached the weapon, a curious thought passing through her mind. Slowly, she reached out and ran a finger down the length of the blade's hilt. Her eyebrow arched, and she traced her fingertips back up the hilt before tapping the solid pommel a few times. A sly grin slowly spread across her face, and she quickly grabbed the sword from its rest place and headed back towards the bed, giggling mischeviously. Roy might not have been there to entertain her, but at least the evening wouldn't be a total loss...
The Dragons Horde x YokYok x Yor (Someone is a vampire)
Spoiler"We finally did it, my dear!" Yor roared as he picked up his Kobold lover in his arms and swung him around.
"Indeed!" Yokyok squeeled, kicking his legs with joy. "Ever since you Rezzed me, things have been going our way! And now we're RICH!!" the Kobold exclaimed. Sure enough, the odd couple had discovered a hidden cache of draconic loot in an abandoned cave. The massive pile of gold behind them stretched almost to the ceiling. However, in their jubilation, they failed to notice something.
It was moving.
Slowly, the pile of gold began to rise up, and a pair of glowing red rubies began to glimmer like eyes, while a gaping maw formed in the center of its metal mass, a pair of golden knives leering down like fangs. As it loomed over its prey, the two paused their partying for a moment to both ask in unison: "Do you hear something?"
Before either could look up, it was already too late...
I've also got "Sarah Greenhilt x Therkla (Someone is a Vampire + Stuck on a desert island)" and "Belkar x The Snarl (Pink Frills and White Lace)" planned for later, but I don't like to write so much in one sitting, and I want feedback on these two first.
So, what did ya'll think?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-04-03, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I love them both. XDD
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2010-04-03, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-04-03, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I wouldn't bet on it. XD
Gold Elemental?Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-04-03, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-04-03, 06:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Good luuuuuuuck!
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-04-03, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
*Starts giggling* Lycan, the first one was great.
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2010-04-03, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Thanks for the feedback, ya'll!
Glad you thought so. ^_^ What's so funny?
It was also probably the dirtiest thing I've written for the Crack Pairing thread, too, but I felt the idea was too good to pass up. XD
I feel that one of my strongest talents as a writer is my imagery. I'm good at providing enough details to give the reader a good mental image of what they're reading, rather than a bare-bones description of what's going on, while not over-doing it. I thought about adding a few more details and bits of info, but I wasn't sure if some of them were important enough to warrant mentioning, like the lighting/time, the material the hilt was made of, or the type of underwear the costume came with.
A vampiric Dragon's Hoard?! Even Closak won't touch that with a 10ft pole...
Anyone else care to share some feedback?Last edited by Lycan 01; 2010-04-03 at 06:52 PM.
Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-04-03, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
The reason I didn't elaborate is because Masamune already said it. Though I wouldn't mind if you painted a clearer picture. Though others might.
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2010-04-03, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Heh, I'm sure some others wanted me to keep writing...
I'll write the other two later. I'm thinking the Belkar one will be a short silly one like the vampire gold story. But I dunno if the Sarah x Therkla story should be short and silly, or more developed and detailed like the Celia story.
Thoughts?Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-04-03, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Sounds good!
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-04-03, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Should they both be short, though, or should the vampire one be more developed? That's what I'm asking...
Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-04-03, 07:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I think the SarahTherkla should be more developed.
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
Homebrew Signature | NEW Homebrew Collection
Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-04-03, 08:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I say the vampire gold one can be developed more.
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2010-04-03, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Oh? And what would you suggest?
Maybe after I've written all 4 and gotten feedback, I'll edit and repost them all together...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2010-04-03, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
A sort of aftermath? I dont know, honastly.