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2010-03-06, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Hilgya + Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
...Um...please tell me I'm not the only one thinking that...yeah...
Anyways, hi. I'm back, I didn't post much in the last two threads...
So, here goes...
Lord Kubota + Monster in the Dark?
Jirix +Julio Scoundrel?
Haley + The Cliffport chief of police?
Miko + Bozzok?
I like that last one. Lemme think on it for a bit.SpoilerAvatar by KwarkPudding!
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2010-03-06, 12:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
*giggles* I love how enthusiastic Tiasal is over the whole thing, and it's cute that Xykon's actually willing to indulge her a little. It's not affection, per se, but some sort of affinity. It shows off their severely twisted relationship with each other.
That made me giggle. And it made me slightly baffled.
They send their odd looks and general suspicion! :D
I have a relatively deep, loud, and rich voice, but it's distinctly feminine. And I can sing. Match that with what you will.
I'm not even sure if the rules they put up there are valid anymore. Even if you report people, nothing happens.
Thank you so much! :D The family's together, and Aula and Tiberius are semi-decent around Tiasal. All's right with the world. ^.^
She looks so grown-up! ^.^ I love it! Thank you!
It's quick and messy, but I was really going to head to sleep when I stopped by here, so... ^^; Hope you like it. I think you're an awesome person and I wish you all the strength you need to not let things drag you down and to become an even awesomer person. :)
By the way, I loved the last chapter of Tiasal's story. Really suspenseful there, so much conflict - especially now that Redcloak is there to counterbalance Xykon's influence with his own. His tragically brief moment of bonding with Tiasal really filled me with a sort of anxious hope and concern for how she'll develop with Xykon and Redcloak tugging on her from opposite sides. And of course, her mentally burying her family and friends at the end isn't encouraging, even if it is somewhat relieving that she did so while remembering them with love and grief and not with resentment.
I also like where the VxRC story is going. The first form of RC's forced choice between the Plan and Vaarsuvius had to come sometime and this is as good a time as any. I like it that you keep the other characters active in the story despite centering it on V and RC. It makes them feel real, as real players in this scheme, rather than just window dressing.
Okay, off to bed now. I wish you to retroactively enjoy your birthday cake. XD
And it's nice to see you again! :D
Oh, and guys, here's my chart. There's a hint of what might come, but I haven't connected anything substantial to something the reader doesn't know about.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-06, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
LOVE the Tiasal pic! She's pretty. ^_^
The chart is helpful-though i want to know what would happen if PotG was part of the same continuity. (Course, there's no PROOF it isn't unless you plan to WordOfGod)
For the PrC, i'd like to point out that Profession (Artist) could be substituted for Writer.
Also, a verbal attack that forces a Fortitude save or be sickened, and a Will Save or be forced into a comalike state as they shiver in disgust as their mind shatters?Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-06, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I missed this before! Suddenly your image request makes a lot more sense.
Only general? We're getting somewhere then!
Oh, and guys, here's my chart. There's a hint of what might come, but I haven't connected anything substantial to something the reader doesn't know about.
And two endings for OAWLS? I'm glad it seems we'll get a continuation, but at that point what other way could it go except for world-doomy death and destruction? It seemed hopeless with both Reddy and V being dead.
*twiddles thumbs*Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-06 at 01:11 PM.
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2010-03-06, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
It seemed hopeless with both Reddy and V being dead.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-06, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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― Tim Fargo
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2010-03-06, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
It really depends. (Smirk) But most of the time.
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2010-03-06, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-06, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Well, i just made an account on FF.Net
Now i have to wait 1 day before i can post on the forums
And i have to wait 2 days before i can post any stories
Ah well, at least i'm getting somewhere now.
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2010-03-06, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I can't sing at all. My voice can get a bit high-pitched and whiny at times, and I speak at a million miles per hour. And I have an occasional verbal tic.
...Think female Elan.
Not retroactive. ^.^ I'm going to have my cake tonight. I only got back home last night, and my dad had to go out, so we haven't celebrated my birthday yet.
And it's nice to see you again! :D
Oh, and guys, here's my chart. There's a hint of what might come, but I haven't connected anything substantial to something the reader doesn't know about.
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And nice chart! (And, uh, what do you think of what I sent you? Coupled with the most recent update?)
And yes, the class should revolve around sickening and nauseating foes while being immune to said sickening/nausea.
Also, the class should have some way of casting illusion and mind-affecting spells.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-03-06 at 02:15 PM.
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2010-03-06, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
YakYakxTivo. No comment. (that is prompting some terrible images...OH GOD THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP!)
ephton/Haerta/Ganneron + YakYak + Mr. Rodriguez + YakYak(gender flipped) + Haley's Dad. I'm not sure how that would work out, and I don't wanna know.
Belkar x entire hobgoblin army + black leather and high heels. I'm having way too much fun here. Wouldn't really work though.
Dukron x MitD snowed in.
Bone Golem Roy x Roy's sword.
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2010-03-06, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Scene 2! V sings!!
Spoiler(Scene 2. Curtain opens, R at window lit by purple light of the Snarl, hobgoblin comes in.)
H: Supreme Leader?
(R spins round and frowns at H)
R: Yes?
H: The prisoner isn’t eating or trancing. She says that she’s not hungry or tired.
(R sighs)
R: I’ll handle it. How’s the search for Xykon’s phylactery?
H: The troops haven’t found it so far.
R: Wonderful. I bet Xykon’s in a great mood about that. You may leave.
(H leaves)
“Unbalanced”
The urge to rip and claw and tear,
Only anger for the elf
Rip flesh from bones and scalp from hair
Yet in it, anger for myself
Why not hurt one in recompense?
Or take out my anger on?
So much worse is their offense
So many blameless goblins gone
So hurt the elf, remind our foes, why we should be feared!
And make the scoreboard, just that bit more balanced.
(Curtain closes. Opens on elf’s room)
R: What’d I say about eating and trancing?
V: I…I am not hungry nor am I tired.
R: Save the lying for interrogation. (picks up bowl and walks to bed) Enjoy the food while you can. This is the best you’re going to get—after you’re healthy, you’ll be living off gruel.
(V shifts into the corner, wary)
V: That seems to defeat the purpose of making me healthy.
R: You’d think so. Alright, you can eat and make at least one of us happy, or you can still resist and make both of us unhappier than we already are.
(V hesitates, R picks up spoon as if to feed her. V holds out hand to stop him)
V: That is quite alright! I can feed myself.
R: Pride is all you have left, elf.
(Gives V spoon but sees her hand is shaking so steadies it with his. V eats.)
V (curious): Why would you do this personally?
R: I’m a hands-on leader, I guess. Besides, your presence is not exactly something I want every foot soldier to know about. (Removes pot and spoon) This is the part where I ‘convince’ you to trance.
V: I am not tired.
R (snarls): No, you’re exhausted! You want to see how many times you can deal with your fingers being ripped off? I may be a lowly cleric but I can regenerate lost limbs.
(V glares while squeezing further into corner)
V: I am not tired. Bring any barbaric torture you wish—I shall not trance.
“Memories”
R: Why not trance? I see no reason in it
This round of wills, there’s no way they can win it.
No rebel sign? An answer must be elsewhere
Refusing sleep, this elf is a nightmare!
(Understanding dawns)
(Spoken) Oh!
Haunted by their past
A sign of guilt at last?
Seems anything’s better than return to memories.
Similar in our hurt
Yet too close for comfort
Both of us trying to escape from memories.
(Spoken) What’s your name?
(V looks up, surprised but wary)
Dark One above! This prisoner, this elf
Without trying reminds me of myself
Grief, remorse and anger, fear and shame
Though they don’t show I know this others pain.
R: What’s your name? Is this a difficult question?
V: I am rather surprised that you care.
R: Filing issues. I can’t exactly call you ‘the elf’ in any records when I start interrogating you. We’re inevitably going to get a few other prisoners that fit that description.
V: Perhaps the elf that helped lose your master’s phylactery?
(V squares shoulders and looks proud)
R: Just give me your name. It’s not like I can do much with it.
V: I would prefer to know who I am speaking to first.
R: Just call me Redcloak. Everyone else does.
(V pauses.)
V: My name is Vaarsuvius. (Looks away, pride drained) I am not tired.
(R frowns)
R: Fine then.
(R settles on the end of the bed. Finds book and flicks through pages)
V: What are you doing?
R: If I’m staying here, I’m going to have something to entertain myself.
V: And why are you staying here?
R: (sighs) It turns out that torture can only do so much, and forcing someone to sleep isn’t included. So I’m staying here until you trance.
V: Excuse me?!
R: You speak Common, right? I’m not leaving until you get at least eight hours of trance. I know that my… associates don’t seem like it, but there are some people here that have more patience than that of a toddler.
(V still looks wary)
R: Don’t flatter yourself or insult me. I’m not like Xykon. I’m not going to hurt you when you’re asleep. Especially in… (Pauses and makes sound of disgust) that way.
(Still wary V lays head on knees and falls into a trance. Curtain closes.)
(Curtain opens. V alone in room. R comes in.)
R: They tell me you’re refusing to trance again.
“Memories – Reprise”
V: This respite cannot last
But while I can I ask
For company can tide against the memories.
(R nods and settles on the end of the bed. Curtain closes, end of scene 2)
Scene 3 will probably take longer as I had actually wrote the songs for 1 and 2 before I even told you about them!Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-06, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-06, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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This is SO awesome. (Adoration, worship)
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2010-03-06, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Wow, all I did was add songs. *Blushes*
Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2010-03-06, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Ah, but you did it WELL. ^_^
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2010-03-06, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I saw the Sheriff had closed a Crack Pairings thread and my first thought was
SpoilerYou Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
But then I saw it was the old thread.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-06 at 04:31 PM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-06, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-06, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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...hello, Batrobin. Have we met? XD
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2010-03-06, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-06, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Fairly sure? (Blows kiss)
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2010-03-06, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-06, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-06, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-06, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
YokYok was the first one, i think, from the original team. YikYik was the Inigo Montoya based one. XD
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2010-03-06, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Nope. But it's not easy to tell them apart.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-06, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I had a fifty fifty chance.
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2010-03-06, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I consider them as cannon fodder along with all other kobolds. notable exception of the oracle.
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2010-03-06, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Here's not-really-a-pairing Tiasal and Xykon.
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Because I thought I couldn't draw anything weirder.This post may contain sarcasm.
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