Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template

[BatRobin]

I feel like writing a crack pairing. Someone roll me up something semi-senisible.

[ShinyDelusion]

I feel like writing a crack pairing. Someone roll me up something semi-senisible.

Roll you something semi-sensible? That rarely works. I'll just make up a few:

Durkon x Miko
Hinjo x Elan
Thog x Nale
Sabine x Roy
Lien x O-chul

Any of those tickle your fancy?

[Raging Gene Ray]

Thanh/Niu

Or Thanh/anyone or Niu/anyone.

[Lawyergoblin]

... we have GOT to do this!!! for realz!!!!


can anyone here do animaition? we need to get this on youtube.


dodo!, you direct, coffie! watersmerf! you two are the only girls i know of here. can either of you voice V and/or Tuski? we will also need voices for Xylon and Redcloak, as well as Jirix, zombies, and O-chul.

eavryone get skype! this is too good to not do! XD
this is mostly a joke... would still be awesome if we did it though

Soooooooooooooooooo, I was going through the last few pages to find the first two scenes, (I had only seen the first), but this is actually a good idea. Unrealistic, but a good idea. I have no idea who would play what part, but I would be willing to help (I personally have always liked the character Jirix, by the way...).

More to the point of my message, I have come to the conclusion that I have a two week break in four days. Once the break starts, I will begin updating V/Z again. Toodles.

[Zanaril]

Here's a few rolls.

Spoiler

Show

Bozzok + Haley

Zz'Dtri + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron

Bone golem Roy + Hieronymus Grubwiggler

Durkon + Therkla (after a unexpectedly successful Raise Dead, maybe? )

The entire Hobgoblin army + Vaarsuvius

Hilgya + Nale

The dragon's hoard + Xykon

(Gender-switched Teevo) + (The entire Hobgoblin army + The entire Hobgoblin army)

Redcloak + Soon Kim (incorporeal)

Belkar + All of the Demon Roaches at once

Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron + Vaarsuvius (wait, I actually rolled this one? )

Lord Shojo + Lord Kubota

The IFCC + Daigo

Xykon's zombie dragon head + Jirix

Redcloak + Teevo (...what.)

(The Eye of Fear and Flame + The Guy with a halberd) + Teevo

Lien + Therkla (You felt the sexual tension too, right? Right?)

O-Chul + Teevo (I suppose it doesn't have to be that kind of relationship...)

Vaarsuvius + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron once is enough.

(Gender-switched Vaarsuvius) + Dorukan ()

Hinjo + Vaarsuvius

The IFCC + (Daigo + Vaarsuvius)

Soon Kim (incorporeal) + Vaarsuvius

Ancient Black Dragon + Inkyrius

Redcloak + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron

Soon Kim (incorporeal) + Xykon

All of the Demon Roaches at once + O-Chul

[The Dark Fiddler]

Durkon + Therkla (after a unexpectedly successful Raise Dead, maybe? )

I would love to write this if not for the fact that the idea of either completely butchering or having to cut out entirely Durkon's accent makes me sad.

[Lix Lorn]

I love that you actually rolled VxSoulSplices. Twice. XDDDDD

[CoffeeIncluded]

Bozzok + Haley

Bone golem Roy + Hieronymus Grubwiggler

I'll try to do these two, but during the weekend. I've got SATs on Saturday! And I actually have a shot at 2400...

[BatRobin]

I'm also gonna try Bozzok and Haley.

[Draconi Redfir]

Replace 'Tiasal' with 'Deirdre' and you're good. Though I doubt Dierdre would have any interest in Right-Eye's daughter--she doesn't know her, so there's no sense that she's family, and Deirdre has less of an interest in female family members than she does male ones.

well i have no idea who Dierdre is, so meh :P

[Water-Smurf]

Canon? Awesome. Now i ship them for teh future. ^_^

Really? They were brought up as brother and sister, even if they're not technically related...

Half of this forum seemed to have a crush on O-chul during his shark-punching, loincloth-wearing, Chuck Norris-pwning days.

And O-Chul was another father figure, so Deirdre keeps interest.

Wow, how do you think O-Chul would react if Deirdre/Tiasal hit on him/tried to seduce him? Assuming he was somehow still a semi-young man, of course.

Good!

When Zoe goes to the vet, they have to literally drag her to the back. She hides under the couch and claws at the floor.

That's how Lucy reacts to the groomers. *laughs*

You go on /b/?!

Once or twice, but they'd demand nude photos if I ever said something about me being a girl and I don't mesh with the kind of people that thrive there. They get high on their own anonymity and forget that, even on the Internet, you owe your fellow human at least a little courtesy.

Someone else on this thread (I want to say Sereg, but I'm not sure) and I are both taking Music Theory this year. I can't speak for him, but I could probably come up with something at least decent if I got a little free time (spring break is next week for me...). Do you play piano or any other instrument? Writing music I could do, but recording I don't have the means or the enthusiasm for at the moment.

I've had singing lessons since fourth grade, so I'd say I can record the singing...

*cough* I feel I should point out that I regularly poke around /b/ to see if there's any new memes I should be aware of, and indeed they have not truly squicked me out either (again as outside of joking, not as measure of blah blah words).

I don't think that /b/ or ED or even the crack pairings have ever squicked me out either. I'm hard to disturb.

well i have no idea who Dierdre is, so meh :P

Check FF.

Here's a few rolls.

Spoiler

Show

The entire Hobgoblin army + Vaarsuvius

Redcloak + Soon Kim (incorporeal)

Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron + Vaarsuvius (wait, I actually rolled this one? )

Soon Kim (incorporeal) + Vaarsuvius

Ancient Black Dragon + Inkyrius

Soon Kim (incorporeal) + Xykon

...My mind went to really, really dark places. (Especially with Hobgoblin Army/Vaarsuvius.)

Although there's potential for Soon/Vaarsuvius, and some interesting places to go with Xykon/Soon, splices/Vaarsuvius, and Redcloak/Soon.

...Crap. I'm thinking. *plot bunnies multiply in background* Where's my cannon?


Anyway, guys, under what circumstances do you think Vaarsuvius would be soft and tender with her grown children/child?

[Draconi Redfir]

Anyway, guys, under what circumstances do you think Vaarsuvius would be soft and tender with her grown children/child.

when she finally gives up her mad bid for ultimate arcane power and realises the truely importent things in her life,


when she is old and frail(er) and lives in an old folks home with a delusional belkar, a romantic Elan/haley, and a constently bickering Durkon/Roy.


when the universe ends and we start seeing things from bizarro world.

[Sereg]

Someone else on this thread (I want to say Sereg, but I'm not sure) and I are both taking Music Theory this year.

Nope. Definately not me. It's my sister whom inherited all the musical talent and understanding in my family. I'm studying Genetics and can't read music, have no rythym, can barely hear beats, have no range in my singing voice and no practically nothing about music (whether in popular culture or musical theory).

[Asta Kask]

I'll try to do these two, but during the weekend. I've got SATs on Saturday! And I actually have a shot at 2400...

Good luck. I trust 2400 is a perfect score?

[Zanaril]

...My mind went to really, really dark places. (Especially with Hobgoblin Army/Vaarsuvius.)

Vaarsuvius... are you sure there's enough space left on the relationship chart to add more arrows around her name?

Although there's potential for Soon/Vaarsuvius, and some interesting places to go with Xykon/Soon, splices/Vaarsuvius, and Redcloak/Soon.

Well, Soon's going to need a new partner after Mijung's forotten him.



Xykon/Soon has potential?

...Crap. I'm thinking. *plot bunnies multiply in background* Where's my cannon?

Sprawling across time like a spider's web.

Anyway, guys, under what circumstances do you think Vaarsuvius would be soft and tender with her grown children/child.

Maybe if she'd be utterly convinced that she was going to lose them, or that they were already dead, and then they turned out not to be. For instance, at the end of #629 (if the Soul Splice hadn't consequently distracted her.)

[Water-Smurf]

Good luck. I trust 2400 is a perfect score?

Good luck from me too, Coffee. ^.^

(And I have no idea what the perfect score on those things are. I knew once, then forgot.)

Vaarsuvius... are you sure there's enough space left on the relationship chart to add more arrows around her name?

Well, this would be in a different continuity...

Well, Soon's going to need a new partner after Mijung's forotten him.

Certainly. And what better way than to hook up with a goblin himself? (I'm still wondering how the rest of the Scribble would react to the whole issue...)

Xykon/Soon has potential?

It has potential for twisted stuff that we hide from the kiddies and keep to the back alley.

Sprawling across time like a spider's web.

Crap. I told that damn spider to keep her feelers off the Smurf Cannon...

Maybe if she'd be utterly convinced that she was going to lose them, or that they were already dead, and then they turned out not to be. For instance, at the end of #629 (if the Soul Splice hadn't consequently distracted her.)

Would she be tender towards Tiasal if she was having difficulty with her meds and was going through a lot of psychotic breaks?

[Draconi Redfir]

Nope. Definately not me. It's my sister whom inherited all the musical talent and understanding in my family. I'm studying Genetics and can't read music, have no rythym, can barely hear beats, have no range in my singing voice and no practically nothing about music (whether in popular culture or musical theory).

You sir remind me of me.

I’m also studying genetics, and unfortunately am unable to place any real instruments.

However I am a very musical person, having rhythm, taping to the beat of almost any song, if I had just bee taught how to play the drums as a kid, be and my sisters (who play the piano and the guitar respectively) could have started a band XD


Think it all came from our dad, who was in a barbershop quartet with his brothers, and I think my moms dad had some kind of musical background too.


Nurture winning over nature sucks in this case : /



And now to stay on topic: what if V had some kind of mental breakdown for some reason or another, and began hallucinating that she never met redcloak, and never had Tiasal. Being unable to determine which world was real.

Perhaps she could just be jumping between smurfcanon and Richcanon :D

[Lix Lorn]

I think she'd be tender when no-one was watching except the kids and Reddy and/or Inky.

And now to stay on topic: what if V had some kind of mental breakdown for some reason or another, and began hallucinating that she never met redcloak, and never had Tiasal. Being unable to determine which world was real.

Perhaps she could just be jumping between smurfcanon and Richcanon :D

Also, Gicko? That is a REALLY awesome idea.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Good luck from me too, Coffee. ^.^

(And I have no idea what the perfect score on those things are. I knew once, then forgot.)

Thanks. And yes, 2400 is a perfect score.

Certainly. And what better way than to hook up with a goblin himself? (I'm still wondering how the rest of the Scribble would react to the whole issue...)

That's...I highly doubt that's gonna happen.

It has potential for twisted stuff that we hide from the kiddies and keep to the back alley.

Keep to board rules!

Crap. I told that damn spider to keep her feelers off the Smurf Cannon...

I know two people who can build a really accurate catapult...

Would she be tender towards Tiasal if she was having difficulty with her meds and was going through a lot of psychotic breaks?

Hmm...She might try it if nothing else worked...

[Lix Lorn]

Poor Tiasal... why is it so fun to be mean to your charries?

[Zanaril]

And now to stay on topic: what if V had some kind of mental breakdown for some reason or another, and began hallucinating that she never met redcloak, and never had Tiasal. Being unable to determine which world was real.

In which case, one on them is leading up to 'and it was all a dream'. I don't know which one, although I'm sure I'll have fun finding out.

(Although maybe this is why nobody can see Blackwing; other people are stupid like that in dreams...)

Wow, how do you think O-Chul would react if Deirdre/Tiasal hit on him/tried to seduce him? Assuming he was somehow still a semi-young man, of course.

With Tiasal he'd be flattered, and find it rather weird seeing as how he'd known he since she was little. Kids grow up so fast, don't they?

On the other hand, if Deirdre started trying to flirt with him (and assuming he knows she's evil) he'd be a bit squicked out, and would just take it as being part of her being evil/crazy.

Well, this would be in a different continuity...

Do you mean an alternative plotline, or just completely separate like the V/Belkar ones are? Because V getting captured similarly to AM is the only way I could see that pairing happening.



Either that or V botches the Epic Teleport, lands in the middle of the Hobgoblin's army, then casts Jephton's Mass Amorous Compulsion in an attempt to distract them all, and gets affected by the spell too.

Jephton: It gets a lot of use at parties!
Ganneron: It's just a pity none of these hobgoblins are female.

Certainly. And what better way than to hook up with a goblin himself? (I'm still wondering how the rest of the Scribble would react to the whole issue...)

It's hard predicting how groups will act, because they all have to interact with each other as well. I imagine there would be a large variety of reactions. Wouldn't they have split up at that point anyway?

It has potential for twisted stuff that we hide from the kiddies and keep to the back alley.

But... but one's incorporeal and the other's a skeleton!

Crap. I told that damn spider to keep her feelers off the Smurf Cannon...

I like spiders. Much preferable to flies.

Would she be tender towards Tiasal if she was having difficulty with her meds and was going through a lot of psychotic breaks?

Yeah, V has enough experience with mental breakdowns herself to know that Tia needs a hug.

[Asta Kask]

Poor Tiasal... why is it so fun to be mean to your charries?

Because it gives us the opportunity to experiment with social situations without any real risk. Stories are one way to simulate the social world, and we are intensely social creatures.

[Lix Lorn]

I guess.
So we can live through our charries! AND PUNCH BAD GUYS!

(Send a character called Emily who happens to look like me and be in every like me to punch Master. With Greater Magic Fang.)

[Water-Smurf]

However I am a very musical person, having rhythm, taping to the beat of almost any song, if I had just bee taught how to play the drums as a kid, be and my sisters (who play the piano and the guitar respectively) could have started a band XD

Can you write music?

And now to stay on topic: what if V had some kind of mental breakdown for some reason or another, and began hallucinating that she never met redcloak, and never had Tiasal. Being unable to determine which world was real.

Perhaps she could just be jumping between smurfcanon and Richcanon :D

That would most likely happen in CoP.

I think she'd be tender when no-one was watching except the kids and Reddy and/or Inky.

If the kids were grown up?

I know two people who can build a really accurate catapult...

Hmmmm... *strokes chin in interest* *raises eyebrow*

Poor Tiasal... why is it so fun to be mean to your charries?

I'm a budding sociopath. Don't you know?

In which case, one on them is leading up to 'and it was all a dream'. I don't know which one, although I'm sure I'll have fun finding out.

(Although maybe this is why nobody can see Blackwing; other people are stupid like that in dreams...)

People would be piiiiiiiiiiiissed if it ended with the whole 'dream' scenario...

With Tiasal he'd be flattered, and find it rather weird seeing as how he'd known he since she was little. Kids grow up so fast, don't they?

...I think I just found a love interest for the 'happy ending' sequence. I already have an idea for making the age difference not so bad.

On the other hand, if Deirdre started trying to flirt with him (and assuming he knows she's evil) he'd be a bit squicked out, and would just take it as being part of her being evil/crazy.

If she did the same thing to him as to Reddy? (Answer this in the alley.)

Do you mean an alternative plotline, or just completely separate like the V/Belkar ones are? Because V getting captured similarly to AM is the only way I could see that pairing happening.

Probably completely separate where V didn't run away fast enough and she was caught by the hobgoblins.

That or V botches the Epic Teleport, lands in the middle of the Hobgoblin's army, then casts Jephton's Mass Amorous Compulsion in an attempt to distract them all.

Jephton: It gets a lot of use at parties!
Ganneron: It's just a pity none of these hobgoblins are female.

That makes me giggle.

But... but one's incorporeal and the other's a skeleton!

I'm sure that there're spells for that sort of thing.

I like spiders. Much preferable to flies.

Yeah. As long as they don't make their webs near my bed, I'm good.

Yeah, V has enough experience with mental breakdowns herself to know that Tia needs a hug.

Ah... potentially sad but sweet family scene...

Because it gives us the opportunity to experiment with social situations without any real risk. Stories are one way to simulate the social world, and we are intensely social creatures.

Or that. That too.

[Taekwondodo]

I've had singing lessons since fourth grade, so I'd say I can record the singing...

Well now you've mentioned it I'll try to write a proper score. It wont be very intricate but I guess that doesn't really matter. Just give me time OK? Damn work taking up all my time...

[Asta Kask]

But... but one's incorporeal and the other's a skeleton!

There's a spell called Ghostform that allows incorporeal and corporeal entities interact. It's a 5th-level Wizard/Sorcerer spell - non-core.

Xykon is much less difficult, and requires a move over to the FF page.

[Zanaril]

There's a spell called Ghostform that allows incorporeal and corporeal entities interact.

Which Xykon knows, if I recall correctly.

[Asta Kask]

Doesn't help Tiasal, although it would allow Right-Eye/Xykon.

I have difficulty seeing how that could turn out well.

[Draconi Redfir]

Can you write music?

sadly no. i have the genetics of a mucision, but i wasent raised to be one. though i AM a quick learner, and can usually figure things out by playing with them a bit. if anyone can recomend some softwere were i can put down a note, then hear it immidietly afterwords, then i could deffinetly give it a shot

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hmmmm... *strokes chin in interest* *raises eyebrow*

Oh yeah, they placed first in the county. I'll see how they do in states next week.

I'm a budding sociopath. Don't you know?

We need a basket of kittens, stat!

People would be piiiiiiiiiiiissed if it ended with the whole 'dream' scenario...

Understatement.

...I think I just found a love interest for the 'happy ending' sequence. I already have an idea for making the age difference not so bad.

Let's hear this first though.

If she did the same thing to him as to Reddy? (Answer this in the alley.)

You've forgotten two things.
A. O-Chul has a con score in the mid 20s.
B. Smite. Evil.