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2010-03-09, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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"What did you just say?"
We hear these every day; from inane chatter to frivolous conservation, they interrupt our lives like persistent flies; offering hilarity (perhaps unintentional) but more facepalms than not.
All of these were Overheard. Reading these may actually deprive you of brain cells.
Guy ordering coffee: "Can I get a coffee with soy sauce and one without?"
Girl behind counter: "Don't you mean soy milk?"
Guy: "Yeah, that one"
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Boy: "I don't know what the plural of seats is"
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Schoolgirl: "I'm so stressed. I'm going to get stomach warts"
Girl 2: "Don't you mean ulcers?"
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Guy 1: "CO2, that's what we breathe, right?"
Guy 2: "No"
Guy 1: "Oh right, CO2 is water"
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Guy 1: "I can't ask her out, man, she's out of my league"
Guy 2: "Are you a Mexican or a Mexi-can't?"
Guy 1: "Dude, are you serious? I've told you like three times, I'm from Chile"
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Girl to friend: "Oh my god, I burped at work today"
Friend: "How?"
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Boy to friend: "Was that your sister you were walking with?"
Friend: "No, that was my other sister"
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Woman to friend on phone: "Yeah, but Rosie doesn't text me back. I know she had a major operation last week, but she's obviously ignoring me so she isn't worth my time"
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Boy 1: "I thought I was gonna have to go to bed smelly last night"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because the power wasn't on"
Boy 2: "You do realise the water doesn't turn off when the power does?"
Boy 1: "Really? Oh..."
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Girls gossiping: "Like, her, actions, like, totally contradicted what she, like, did"
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Man on bus: "I didn't quit, I just stopping going"
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Girl 1: "I've never sprained a bone before"
Girl 2: "Oh! Me too"
Sometimes I really wonder about the intelligence of my fellow humans
Also, if you guys have interesting, weird, hilarious et al conversations that you have had or may had overheard, please do share!Last edited by Amiel; 2010-05-11 at 08:47 AM.
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2010-03-09, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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At the Zoo, a mother and her young daughter were looking at the ring-tailed lemurs.
Mom: "Look at the raccoons, honey!"JediSoth
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2010-03-09, 08:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Actually, that one is quite reasonable. After all if the power goes you may have lost the water heating as well.
Unless you like cold showers, of course.
(Depends on how your house is set up, of course. Things like small hot water tanks, timed thermostats, on demand systems, electric water heating and so forth may cause trouble. I don't think I have lived in two houses that were heated in the same way...)Warning: This posting may contain wit, wisdom, pathos, irony, satire, sarcasm and puns. And traces of nut.
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2010-03-09, 08:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, it's a fail on both sides of the conversation
I've heard of people using thermos flasks and washing themselves with the hot water in those.To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-03-09, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Can't remember where I heard this one.
Girl: "I really like uniforms, they're somewhat sexy. But I can't stand how they make everyone look the same."
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2010-03-09, 09:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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And? 'tis possible to enjoy the uniform, yet hate the concept of it.
More on topic, a moment from a good friend durig break time, though I forget the exact context.
"... Milk doesn't come from cows."
Much blonde jokes were to be had, much to her sudden embarrasment.
Usually, though, it is myself who tends to fall prey to these moments. Unfortunately, the only case which I have not repressed the memory of is not forum safe, so yeah.Last edited by Ashen Lilies; 2010-03-09 at 09:28 AM.
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2010-03-09, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Somebody: So you're Canadian, so you speak...French?
Me: No, I'm not from that part of Canada.
Somebody: Oh, right, most Canadians speak British.
The conversation was in English
"[Books] don't matter if the author's already dead!" even worse, she was defending Twilight.Last edited by Starfols; 2010-03-09 at 09:39 AM.
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2010-03-09, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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And there are actually some places (usually on higher ground) where if the power's gone, there's no water either, due to the fact that the water needs to be pumped into the buildings.
One of my classmates said this during a pre-AP all-night study session:
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2010-03-09, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-09, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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The first time my wife made REAL whipped cream for her step-daughter-in-law:
"Where's the can? Doesn't that come from cans?"JediSoth
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2010-03-09, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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I love this one, it's deliciously zen-like. One of those statements that's so completely nonsensical it almost comes across as profound.
My sister had a great one the other night. My family were chatting over dinner and for some reason carpentry had come up (don't ask me why, I can't remember).
Sister: Why are you talking about wood?
Us: Uh, because that's what carpenters work with.
Sister: No they don't, carpenters install carpets!
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2010-03-09, 11:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Reminds of the old saying: "At home we boys were all named Fritz, expect of Thomas, his name was Klaus."
Well, the only one I remember at the moment was not overheard, but the actual masterwork of our local newspaper, who produced a lot of gems in their effort to sound professional.
Headline of the report about the investigation of a dead child:
"After the autopsy it's certain: Maria is dead."
And I assure this is not a made up by me, I still have the article.Last edited by faerwain; 2010-03-09 at 11:49 AM.
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2010-03-09, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Reminds me of the World's Funniest Joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-09, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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This one's stayed with me for what must be at least six years. I was working as a shelf-stacker and saw a woman go past with two relatively young children.
Child: Can we go to McDonald's now?
Mother (?): You can't go to McDonalds, you went there for lunch! We'll go to Burger King instead.GITP Blood Bowl Manager Cup
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2010-03-09, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Reminds me of thsi transcript from a court proceeding:
Lawyer: "At what time did you autopsy the victim?"
Witness: "About 9:30 AM."
Lawyer: "And he was dead at this time, right?"
Witness: "No, he was sitting on my examining table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him."I am not crazy! I prefer "reality impaired".
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2010-03-09, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Girl at a Sundae bar loads up her bowl with ice cream, whipped cream, fudge, and a cherry. Then she gets to the peanuts. "Should I put peanuts on this? ...No, nuts are fattening..."
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2010-03-09, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-09, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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