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Thread: "What did you just say?"
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2010-04-29, 12:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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...Breadsticks?
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2010-04-30, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: "What did you just say?"
Basically. I learned the hard way about the strict rules on this forum. (Notions toward the infraction scar. -I'm not taking any chances.-) yes, what i'm referring to is breadsticks, although where I live we call it C***y Bread. If you still can't figure out what it's called let me just say that like Person, the bread is insane.
[Unless you're being dirty, in that case, you know, never mind.]Last edited by Cealocanth; 2010-04-30 at 06:14 PM.
Currently RPG group playing: Endworld (D&D 5e. A Homebrewed post-apocalyptic supplement.)
My campaign settings: Azura; 10,000 CE | The Frozen Seas | Bloodstones (Paleolithic Horror) | AEGIS - The School for Superhero Children | Iaphela (5e, Elder Scrolls)
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2010-04-30, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-04-30, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh...That explains so much. And I wondered why I was the only person in the playground that had been given a warning. Maybe I should stop openly announcing it now. Thanks for that.
Currently RPG group playing: Endworld (D&D 5e. A Homebrewed post-apocalyptic supplement.)
My campaign settings: Azura; 10,000 CE | The Frozen Seas | Bloodstones (Paleolithic Horror) | AEGIS - The School for Superhero Children | Iaphela (5e, Elder Scrolls)
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2010-04-30, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Heh. Yeah. I know lots of people have them
(not me though, no siree, I are good girl <.< >.>)
Crazy Bread? Short-for-type-of-rodent bread?The Iron Avatarist Hall of Fame!
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2010-05-02, 01:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm unaware of any words that could both describe breadsticks and have a reason to be censored.
The words that describe breadsticks of any sort that start with C that I know are "Cheesy", "Crusty" or "Crazy".Avatar by me. It's Incendius Darkscale, a Good Dragonborn Dragon Sorcerer, Demonskin Adept, Prince of Hell, worshiper of the Platinum Dragon (Bahamut), specializing in Fire and Lightning, wielding a staff in each hand.
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2010-05-02, 04:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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My mind is dirty, but my record is clean!
A wise monk trains both mind and body, but a smart monk is actually a swordsage.
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2010-05-02, 07:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Currently RPG group playing: Endworld (D&D 5e. A Homebrewed post-apocalyptic supplement.)
My campaign settings: Azura; 10,000 CE | The Frozen Seas | Bloodstones (Paleolithic Horror) | AEGIS - The School for Superhero Children | Iaphela (5e, Elder Scrolls)
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2010-05-05, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Be amazed; at human stupidity
Girl in library: "As you move further away from the Earth, time slows down. It's a theory of Einstein's"
Guy: "Oh my god. Really? So that's why mountains are so old?"
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Transit officer: "This train fine will cost you $42"
Guy: "So you couldn't get into the police force, eh?"
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Schoolgirl: "She is really weird"
Friend: "Really, how so?"
Schoolgirl: "Like, she's weirder than me"
Friend: "Oh, that is weird"
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Girlfriend pointing out to an island: "Look! Over there! It's snow"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's sand"
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Girl on phone to friend: "You know those bushmen that live in the Calamari desert?"
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Girl 1: "What are those wires above the train?"
Girl 2: "That's how they put the petrol in. They can't take a train into the petrol station"
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Girl: "What do you do for a living?"
Guy: "I own a tow truck"
Girl: "Oh, so what exactly do you do then? Help people move house?"
Guy: "I, ah, tow cars"
Girl: "Oh, OK"
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Guy: "Hey, you're back from the States!"
Girl: "Yeah, I'm missing it already! Like, Australia is really awesome but in New York they have cherry soda and free ketchup. That's my kind of town"To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-05-05, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-05, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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"If they were white they would be black."
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2010-05-05, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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"If Mohandas Gandhi stands for anything it's revenge!"
If you actual know what that's from you awesome.Last edited by Dr.Epic; 2010-05-06 at 09:25 AM.
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2010-05-05, 10:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Both of them were wrong. As you gwt closer to the speed of light time slows down, THAT's his theory. I get the joke though, the other one thinks that because the mountains are higher, and therfore further away from the earth, they're older. People can be really stupid sometimes. Why do you think I'm calling you stupid. I would never call you stupid unless the time calls for it.
Currently RPG group playing: Endworld (D&D 5e. A Homebrewed post-apocalyptic supplement.)
My campaign settings: Azura; 10,000 CE | The Frozen Seas | Bloodstones (Paleolithic Horror) | AEGIS - The School for Superhero Children | Iaphela (5e, Elder Scrolls)
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2010-05-05, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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another one where Not always right kind of messed up.
http://notalwaysright.com/not-exactl...er-part-2/4953
It's a small girl. I guess they haven't really pointed out the girl's age but she might not really understand pregnancy if she's young enough.
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2010-05-05, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Banks won't accept them, so it comes up as a "loss", at least it does at the store I work at. It doesn't stop us from taking them (since we're not that anal about it) but it does mean we have to take care to fob it back onto a customer when we give them change. Depending on how strict a store is, yeah, I could see the change being a hassle. And it is not worth the chance of losing your job in this economy.
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2010-05-05, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-06, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-06, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-06, 01:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Nope, not at all. I mean, it does have those, but there's plenty that aren't. And some of them are even submitted by customers.
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2010-05-06, 01:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-06, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a constant victim of this mainly becuase I say things fast without any real forethought
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2010-05-06, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Me (to girl): You know what wood is? (speaking in Hebrew, saying wood in English)
Girl: Well yeah *knocks on the wooden table*
Me: No, the other meaning.
Girl: Oh, sure *motions towards her lips*
Me (turning to her bf): you trained her well.
(She related it with smoking...)Last edited by Sliver; 2010-05-06 at 05:45 PM.
A wise monk trains both mind and body, but a smart monk is actually a swordsage.
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2010-05-11, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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I come bearing gifts; may hilarity ensue :)
Excited girl on phone: "And she was, like, oh my god, and I was, like, oh my god, and it was, like, oh my god. I dunno"
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Boy: "I had a tooth appointment today"
Girl: "So, like, the dentist?"
Boy: "No, the other one, what are they called? Toothocologist"
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Boy eating hot chips: "This tastes like potato and gravy, but without the gravy"
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Girl 1: "I'm like a gypsy"
Girl 2: "What's a gypsy?"
Girl 1: "It's like, um...like a small fairy and elf thing"
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Boy: "Why don't you just use the shortcut on your desktop?"
Girl: "I'm way too busy to use the shortcut"
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Girl talking about less fortunate Third World children: "Why would you work all day for 5c? Just sit at home and watch TV. If the water's brown, why don't you just drink Coke?"
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Girl on phone: "Hi mum, you know how you gave me two slices of bread and a can of tuna for lunch today? It was cat food! I only noticed as I was putting it on my sandwich"
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Girl: "Heeey! I've got $5 in each pocket. Oh wait, it's the same pocket"
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Girl: "I really hate Hannah Montana! She reminds me of Miley Cyrus"
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Girl 1: "So apparently some guy came third in his own look-alike contest"
Girl 2: "So there are people that look more like him than he does?"
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Girl: "Hey, what would you do if I got hit by a tram? Or even, hit by a tram, then nibbled at by a stray dog?"
Guy: "I'd laugh. Then I'd probably point"
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Guy 1: "What is skim milk?"
Guy 2: "It's from a slim cow"To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-05-11, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Charlie Chaplin famously lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest (didn't even make the finals). Link!
"'Intelligence' is really prolific in the world. So is stupidity. So often they occur in the same people." - Phaedra
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2010-05-18, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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At the weekend we were all gaming and the party wanted to see the Dwarven King but they instead got Longbeard Knobbles. The name was hilarious and they all cracked up...
My one of my friends started saying knobaaallls in a funny voice. How mature are we? Friend 2 kept laughing.
On Facebook I just saw that Friend 1 had written "NOBAAALLLS!" on Friend 2's wall. The one thing he'd not taken into account is that Friend 2 is a trans-man and in fact does not have balls.
So I sent him a message warning Friend 1 that his message might be misinterpreted by Friend 2's other friends...
Seeing my message he put up another comment.
"This is a private joke."
I then sent another message saying to say that "private joke" was double entendre. :p
Another comment...
"lol @ private joke"
Conspicuous much? I hope that's absurd enough to not make him look transphobic because he really isn't.Mannerism RPG An RPG in which your descriptions resolve your actions and sculpts your growth.
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2010-05-18, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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Back in private school there was a kid who beleived rocks come from trees. He also thought that whenever a new president was elected, a new species of rabbit popped into existance.
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2010-05-18, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Brother: "Castaras distracted me with her Pants off Men"
while discussing the Panzermensh misheard lyrics video.
My friend at school is, shall we say geographically challenged.
"Isn't Brussels a conference centre in Belgium?"
"No... it's the capital city."
"But I thought Belgium was the capital city of Germany!"
"Where is Milan?"
"Japan!"
"Do you know where Mount Kilamanjaro is?"
"Scotland! No! Everest!"
Another random one of hers was when she was too excited about coming back from Spain.
"Oh my god! And there were fish! In the sea!"
And of course, the brilliant:
"If you're going to kill her at least try and save her first.""I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first."
~ Timberwolf
"I blame Castaras. You know... In general."
~ KuReshtin
"Castaras - An absolutely adorable facade that hides a truly ruthless streak."
~ The Succubus
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2010-05-18, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Happened to my dad. A customer bought a watch and came back the very next day. The watch and the inside parts were all completely to pieces. All bits were removed and destroyed. My dad asked what happened. The customers response?
"Yeah I wanted to know how the inside looked. Can I have my money back?"
Other things I saw happening:
Girl 1 "Where did the Vietnam War take place?"
Girl 2 "Oh I know that one! China right?"
Girl "No that's not India, that's Portugal." *Points at the continent of Africa*
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2010-05-20, 09:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2004
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- Melbourne, Australia
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Girl 1: "I'm so broke I can't afford to eat today"
Girl 2: "Have you considered donating blood? They pay you with food"
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Girlfriend: "If I stand on the scales and hold my boobs up, I'll be lighter right?"
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Girl, talking science: "You know how Albert Einstein invented oxygen?"
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Girl 1, talking about her blog: "I write about musical premieres and CD launches. I wrote a review on Cats"
Girl 2: "Oh. Did you do one on dogs?"
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Girl 1: "I'm going to go get some sushi"
Girl 2 to Girl 3: "Why can't she eat fast food like everyone else? I mean, it's better for you"
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Girl 1: "Did you know that the first cloned animal was a sea urchin, in 1885?"
Girl 2: "Did it die?"
Girl 1: "Well, it was cloned in 1885, so I expect so"To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-05-20, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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I can't see anything wrong with the first one...
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