YOU! (A Picture/Media Thread): XXI

[Nameless]

You have to remember that when nameless speaks of his cat he really means his smaller-than-average lion. Seriously, his cat is giant.

I remember when he was just a kitten. .-.

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[druid91]

I remember when he was just a kitten. .-.

Is he taking up a whole couch slot??!

[Malfunctioned]

Is he taking up a whole couch slot??!

Yes. Yes he is.

[Nameless]

Is he taking up a whole couch slot??!

Yeah. He's about two and a half/three times bigger now.

[druid91]

Yeah. He's about two and a half/three times bigger now.

And he doesn't seem unhealthy like my friends cat who resembled a small barrel with legs. (no offense) what sort of cat is that?

[Temotei]

Gee. Don't let that cat near Hoover (my dog).

*Hoover starts to play*
*Gets eaten*

[Nameless]

And he doesn't seem unhealthy like my friends cat who resembled a small barrel with legs. (no offense) what sort of cat is that?

Just a normal house cat. His brothers and sisters all looked normal, he just came out funny. But I like using him as a pillow. When he feels like it of course, I can only approach his majesty when he wishes to invite me to his royal food bowel. If this cat was human, he would pretty much control my life.

[druid91]

Just a normal house cat. His brothers and sisters all looked normal, he just came out funny. But I like using him as a pillow. When he feels like it of course, I can only approach his majesty when he wishes to invite me to his royal food bowel. If this cat was human, he would pretty much control my life.

There is but one explanation. That is a dwarven cat, you are under its mind control powers!

Edit: by two and a half/ three times bigger do you mean he takes up a whole small couch?

Now I am sad though, "my" cat is with my dads old girlfriend.

[Nameless]

There is but one explanation. That is a dwarven cat, you are under its mind control powers!

Now I am sad though, "my" cat is with my dads old girlfriend.

Have mine.

[druid91]

Have mine.

what did he scratch you or something?

[Nameless]

what did he scratch you or something?

No, he just acts like he owns me.

[druid91]

No, he just acts like he owns me.

He does, don't you know how cats work? they aren't your pet you are their servant, and they pay you in fluffy-cuteness/biting the ankles off intruders.

[Nameless]

Well, my last cat was nice enough. Although he did wake me up each morning by drooling all over my face.

[druid91]

Well, my last cat was nice enough. Although he did wake me up each morning by drooling all over my face.

My first cat would sleep on top of my head. I painted him a statue after he died.

[Nameless]

My first cat would sleep on top of my head. I painted him a statue after he died.

Really? I just buried mine in the front garden. I used to dig him up once every two weeks to observe the decay process.

[druid91]

Well it was part of a birthday party but yeah. Mine got buried in a swamp.

[blackfox]

I remember when he was just a kitten. .-.

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Dude.

How big is that cat now?! Like... how much does it weigh?

[Lykan]

@Lykan: My brain hurts. T^T

Mwehehe... Sorry.

[Player_Zero]

Handsome feline.

Not as nice as my cat though, obviously.

[Nameless]

Dude.

How big is that cat now?! Like... how much does it weigh?

I don't know, but when he purrs the house shakes.

[Nano]

Probably in fear.

[druid91]

*bows towards Nameless*
Oh great Emissary of the Fluffy One please intervene on our behalf and request that his Almighty Fluffiness direct his good will towards us pitiable play-grounders.

[Dexam]

Just a normal house cat. His brothers and sisters all looked normal, he just came out funny. But I like using him as a pillow. When he feels like it of course, I can only approach his majesty when he wishes to invite me to his royal food bowel. If this cat was human, he would pretty much control my life.

Wait, what?

Taken from the eviscerated remains of level one commoners, I presume?

[druid91]

Wait, what?

Taken from the eviscerated remains of level one commoners, I presume?

See! You should join the church of the enormous fluffy one, maybe if we can get enough people Nameless will become a cleric and be able to smite people with fluffy power!

Note I am not really this crazy.

[absolmorph]

Wait, what?

Taken from the eviscerated remains of level one commoners, I presume?

Damn, you beat me to it.
I forgot about that xD
Well played.

[blackfox]

I don't know, but when he purrs the house shakes.

Is he small enough for the average human to pick up?!

[Krade]

I found a picture of me from GenCon '07. Since the event pictured came up in Bor's recent thread, I decided to track down the picture (Only took 20 minutes of trudging through the archives).

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Ah, to be 20 again. *le sigh* My hair is a bit longer than that now.
I love the look on that dude's face behind me. Classic

[Nameless]

*bows towards Nameless*
Oh great Emissary of the Fluffy One please intervene on our behalf and request that his Almighty Fluffiness direct his good will towards us pitiable play-grounders.

His Imperial Majesty shall consider.

Wait, what?

Taken from the eviscerated remains of level one commoners, I presume?

Bowl.

See! You should join the church of the enormous fluffy one, maybe if we can get enough people Nameless will become a cleric and be able to smite people with fluffy power!

Note I am not really this crazy.

It will be called Beanoism.

Is he small enough for the average human to pick up?!

A large human, yes.

[Coidzor]

Nameless, truly your cat is an avatar or something of a kitty deity.

And it takes up an entire loveseat/couch by itself. That's just impressive.

[Mythestopheles]

I remember when he was just a kitten. .-.

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Kitty! Big Kitty! I will worship your fluffyness. May I pet you?

Yeah. He's about two and a half/three times bigger now.

This I have got to see. Pics?