Murphy's Law (Thread 2!)

[Dark Faun]

Yeah, she does.

"You spurned me, Lloyd! For a flat-chested tree-hugger and a nymphomaniac who doesn't have half my class! You'll regret it, I swear! You'll re-"

"Who are you?"

"...You don't recognize me?"

"No."

"Ms. Fanservice three years running?"

"Doesn't ring a bell."

"..."

*unzips shirt*

"Oh! Now I remember."

Janine may have high Wisdom, but she really can't take a hint.

Especially if Matt convinces her, through Bluff, that Lloyd is only playing hard to get.

[Asta Kask]

Especially if Matt convinces her, through Bluff, that Lloyd is only playing hard to get.

"Janine, hon. I know how we men work..."

[CoffeeIncluded]

"You spurned me, Lloyd! For a flat-chested tree-hugger and a nymphomaniac who doesn't have half my class! You'll regret it, I swear! You'll re-"

"Who are you?"

"...You don't recognize me?"

"No."

"Ms. Fanservice three years running?"

"Doesn't ring a bell."

"..."

*unzips shirt*

"Oh! Now I remember."


Especially if Matt convinces her, through Bluff, that Lloyd is only playing hard to get.

...You know, feel free to do a drawing/crack pairing/something...

And Matt would almost certainly succeed on that Bluff check.

"Janine, hon. I know how we men work..."

Not to mention that's her life experience with nearly every guy she's met.

[Dark Faun]

And Matt would almost certainly succeed on that Bluff check.

The target really, really wants to be convinced: circumstance bonus +20.

Not to mention that's her life experience with nearly every guy she's met.

I wonder how she'd react if Lloyd started showing feelings for another woman...

[Lix Lorn]

I wonder how she'd react if Lloyd started showing feelings for another woman...

Yipes. I hope there's not a Cause Love spell or she might snap.

[Dusk Eclipse]

:claps: Coffee I want to congratulate you, I LOVE this Webcomic.

[CoffeeIncluded]

The target really, really wants to be convinced: circumstance bonus +20.

Oh yeah.

I wonder how she'd react if Lloyd started showing feelings for another woman...

I...Honestly don't know. I think it depends on the girl. If it's Radic, Janine will probably give them both a free pass.

:claps: Coffee I want to congratulate you, I LOVE this Webcomic.

Aww, thanks! I hope you continue to read and enjoy!

I'm going to bring out another banner next week, and the third and final banner by the end of the month. Also, yes, there will be one final character joining the party, and I will post a smiley of that character with the banner.

[Dark Faun]

I...Honestly don't know.

Must I understand you had no plan of any girl other than Janine hitting on Lloyd?

If it's Radic, Janine will probably give them both a free pass.

Not before asking if she can join in though.

Also, yes, there will be one final character joining the party, and I will post a smiley of that character with the banner.

Ah, yes, the fabled character of the female persuasion who was talked about in the very first pages of Murphy's Law.

I bet she hits on Tinder.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Must I understand you had no plan of any girl other than Janine hitting on Lloyd?

Or I'm stuck on that part of Murphy's Law and Janine and I are still trying to figure out how she'd react.

Not before asking if she can join in though.

In other news, water is wet.

Ah, yes, the fabled character of the female persuasion who was talked about in the very first pages of Murphy's Law.

I bet she hits on Tinder.

With an art upgrade!

[Dark Faun]

Or I'm stuck on that part of Murphy's Law and Janine and I are still trying to figure out how she'd react.

"She's too pretty for you, Lloyd. Leave her to me. "

With an art upgrade!

Since I don't see what there is to upgrade, it will be a surprise to me.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Since I don't see what there is to upgrade, it will be a surprise to me.

Take a look at, say Lloyd and Radic from the first two comics to now. The lines are smoother, crisper, and less choppy. The facial expressions look better too.

[Dark Faun]

I noticed those, but when I think "art upgrade," I think of something bigger, like the art upgrade in OotS.

[Asta Kask]

Here's a subplot I cribbed from a bad movie.

Matt convinces Lloyd of a cunning plan. Lloyd tells Janine he can't love her since it would be unfair to Matt, who have no one. So now, in order to get Lloyd, Janine has to convince Radic to have carnal relationships with Matt. And no, Lloyd says he won't 'share' Janine with Matt, so it has to be Radic.

Hilarity ensues.

[Tulio d Bard]

Yes, but Janine and Radic are two of the main characters. I win!

Lloyd loves Janine, that's why he wouldn't let her go.

But with Janine. Well, obviously I'm playing it for comedy. And she's just convinced that Lloyd needs to spend some time with her to get it.

Janine's a good person, and please tell me if I take it too far.

Despite all the comments here, I still think she likes Lloyd specially and wouldn't go for Tinder, Matt or any other elf while he doesn't tell her to stop trying.

[Dark Faun]

Here's a subplot I cribbed from a bad movie.

Matt convinces Lloyd of a cunning plan. Lloyd tells Janine he can't love her since it would be unfair to Matt, who have no one. So now, in order to get Lloyd, Janine has to convince Radic to have carnal relationships with Matt. And no, Lloyd says he won't 'share' Janine with Matt, so it has to be Radic.

Hilarity ensues.

I believe the DC for Matt convincing Lloyd to go along with this plan is somewhere in between, "not a chance," and "you do that; I'll be standing way, way over here."

But that's nothing compared to the DC to convince Radic to play her part.

Besides, it would be unfair to Tinder too.

Lloyd loves Radic, that's why he wouldn't let her go.

Fixed.

Lix Lorn's request makes it canon.

[Tulio d Bard]

But that's nothing compared to the DC to convince Radic to play her part.

She'd do that to help a friend...(or not)

Fixed.

Lix Lorn's request makes it canon.

Ooh, completely forgot about that. Maybe both?

[Asta Kask]

I believe the DC for Matt convincing Lloyd to go along with this plan is somewhere in between, "not a chance," and "you do that; I'll be standing way, way over here."

Nah. If you appeal to the paladin's sense of fairness you can get away with murder. Or at least homicide.

[Closak]

Not on some paladins you won't.

Seriously, i like to see you try that trick on little miss trigger-happy Miko Miyazaki.


Janine: Hello Lloyd...*Flashes*
Lloyd: GAH! Put your clothes back on!
Tinder: (Sigh)
Matt: Why won't you ever do that?
Radic: *Turns into a bear*

[Lix Lorn]

I need to write my fic of Miko becoming undead. Angst galore.

HaHA! XDDD I support LloydRadic. ^_^

[Dusk Eclipse]

HaHA! XDDD I support LloydRadic. ^_^

Ha! I knew I wasn't the only one to ship them

[Grim ranger]

Here's a subplot I cribbed from a bad movie.

Matt convinces Lloyd of a cunning plan. Lloyd tells Janine he can't love her since it would be unfair to Matt, who have no one. So now, in order to get Lloyd, Janine has to convince Radic to have carnal relationships with Matt. And no, Lloyd says he won't 'share' Janine with Matt, so it has to be Radic.

Hilarity ensues.

That is...genius. Twisted, but still. I wonder how it would end, or would it even begin as Matt propably isn't that good and would fail the epic-level check. But one can dream of such hilarity, surely

Though I wonder what is keeping Matt in the party anymore, apart from Radic... he might even slip away in the dark of night with all their stuff

[CoffeeIncluded]

Here's a subplot I cribbed from a bad movie.

Matt convinces Lloyd of a cunning plan. Lloyd tells Janine he can't love her since it would be unfair to Matt, who have no one. So now, in order to get Lloyd, Janine has to convince Radic to have carnal relationships with Matt. And no, Lloyd says he won't 'share' Janine with Matt, so it has to be Radic.

Hilarity ensues.

Hilarity or pain?

And no, Lloyd would not want to share Janine with Matt under any circumstances.

Despite all the comments here, I still think she likes Lloyd specially and wouldn't go for Tinder, Matt or any other elf while he doesn't tell her to stop trying.

...

...Never mind. Right now, Lloyd's her "target".

But that's nothing compared to the DC to convince Radic to play her part.

Besides, it would be unfair to Tinder too.

How about we just throw them in a room naked and watch?

Nah. If you appeal to the paladin's sense of fairness you can get away with murder. Or at least homicide.

Uh...

Seriously, i like to see you try that trick on little miss trigger-happy Miko Miyazaki.

Yep. That.

Though I wonder what is keeping Matt in the party anymore, apart from Radic... he might even slip away in the dark of night with all their stuff

He's a terrible mercenary from a country famed for its mercenaries, he's a wanted man, and RADIC. It's not like he has much better to do. Plus the dragon's hoard.

[Closak]

Maybe the knowledge that Lloyd WILL hunt him down if he does try to run.

And now that they have Tinder as well it's just going to be even harder for him to get away, running from a dragon isn't exactly easy.
When a paladin, a cleric, a druid and a freaking DRAGON wants to catch you, it's going to prove veeeeery difficult to get away.

Seriously, just one of them would be bad enough, but with all four out to get him Matt would be utterly screwed.

[Grim ranger]

Maybe the knowledge that Lloyd WILL hunt him down if he does try to run.

And now that they have Tinder as well it's just going to be even harder for him to get away, running from a dragon isn't exactly easy.
When a paladin, a cleric, a druid and a freaking DRAGON wants to catch you, it's going to prove veeeeery difficult to get away.

Seriously, just one of them would be bad enough, but with all four out to get him Matt would be utterly screwed.

Eh, I think he would soon be better off running than staying. The things the party will propably face in the future will get even more deadly as time passes, and having little chance by running is better than eventual sure death in adventure, no?

[Asta Kask]

Hilarity or pain?

Matt's pain = hilarity...

I wonder what arguments Janine would use?

"Look, do you want to be a virgin forever? He's the only eligible man here because if you touch Lloyd I'll strangle you with your own fallopian tubes."

[Draconi Redfir]

"Look, do you want to be a virgin forever? He's the only eligible man here because if you touch Lloyd I'll strangle you with your own fallopian tubes, and human form or not, im prity sure Tinder would literally snap you in half"

fixed that for you.


of course that last bit is asumeing he dosent just milk her for virgins blood.

[Tulio d Bard]

...

...Never mind. Right now, Lloyd's her "target".

I can't even be a little naive and people break my dreams into pieces...

[Lix Lorn]

He could get some blood while doing it.
If you know what I mean.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I can't even be a little naive and people break my dreams into pieces...

You missed the words, "Right now, Lloyd's her target."

Sorry...

[Lix Lorn]

That ellipsis always makes me feel bad. (Hugs)