Murphy's Law (Thread 2!)

[CWater]

It probably involves alcohol.

Okay, that got a LOL. And a hilarious image.

Feel lonely.

That is never nice *Hugs*

[mucat]

As well as a stake, a torch and a tied-up Janine.

Um, Discord? The level of hostility/suggested violence you're showing toward Janine is becoming creepier than Janine's own borderline-creepy behavior. No disrespect intended; you've made your point, and it's a valid one. But fire and blunt instruments to the face? It's one thing if it reads as a joke, but when combined with apparently real anger, it's disturbing to read.

(And just when Closak has laid off his violent anti-elf musings...)

[Dark Faun]

The difference between Closak's eager advocation of complete elven genocide and my stake comment is that I was joking whereas he never was.

[mucat]

The difference between Closak's eager advocation of complete elven genocide and my stake comment is that I was joking whereas he never was.

Thanks for clarifying that; it does help. (The old can't-see-facial-expressions-over-the-Internet thing strikes again.)

Please don't take what I said personally; I was just becoming a little wierded-out, which I know I wouldn't have if we were talking in real-life and you were using a classic Mad Scientist(tm) voice or something.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yeah, I got freaked out there too. Thanks for clarifying.

[Draconi Redfir]

think its wrong of me to kind of hope Janine gives up on Lloyd (for the time being) and just goes off to spend some alone time with matt and Tinder before the potion weres off? :P

[Kumo]

... This comic just gave me an idea for a plot device... one HELL of a plot device... THANK YOU

Murphy's Law: Like the intern who lies about the condition of someone's wife - "It ain't right but you laughed at it!"

[Dark Faun]

Borrowing from this thread, I present you:

[CoffeeIncluded]

Borrowing from this thread, I present you:

*Cardsnip!*

*Starts laughing* (But what do the 2's mean?)

You do know that you've got to make one for all of them now, right?

[Dark Faun]

*Starts laughing* (But what do the 2's mean?)

I put 2's because I had no idea what to actually give him.

You do know that you've got to make one for all of them now, right?

Unfortunately I have no inspiration for the others.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Ah, okay. Thanks. And don't worry, inspiration will come!

[Dark Faun]

I'm open to more correct stats though. If Matt's worth Attack 2 and Defence 2, what of Lloyd? Speaking of him, What Magic does he get? 1? 2? What of Radic, Janine or the ditz Serrin?

[mucat]

*is in awe*

For the rest of my life, any time I stop laughing for any reason, I will picture a sedate-looking brown card full of little chasing weasel things. Then I will start laughing again.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm open to more correct stats though. If Matt's worth Attack 2 and Defence 2, what of Lloyd? Speaking of him, What Magic does he get? 1? 2? What of Radic, Janine or the ditz Serrin?

Is defense dex based? If Lloyd isn't in his armor, Matt's got a MUCH higher AC, but with his armor, they're about equal.

Hey, Serrin's got natural 18 intelligence.

I think this is a good descriptor of Serrin. And me, in some aspects.

[Draconi Redfir]

maken one for Janin now :P

edit: the pic is gunna be messy though. sorry! :P

edit 2: anyone know Janines last name? i forgot

[mucat]

Is defense dex based? If Lloyd isn't in his armor, Matt's got a MUCH higher AC, but with his armor, they're about equal.

It seems like Defense covers both what D&D players would thing of as "AC" and "Hit Points".

So I would give Matt a higher Attack than defense; rogues are a bit squishy and glasscannonish, whatever their Dex. Lloyd I would do the opposite; he's got less burst damage than Matt, but more staying power. So perhaps Att/Def/Mag of 3/2/0 for Matt, and 2/3/0 for Lloyd. Then maybe 2/2/1 for Radic (plus some cool shapeshifting abilities not keyed to her Mag score), 1/2/2 for Janine, and 1/0/4 for Serrin, who makes lemmings wince and say "Watch what you're doing, girl!"

(Arbitrarily normalizing everyone's total to 5.)

Hey, Serrin's got natural 18 intelligence.

No one said she didn't. The more brilliant people you meet, the less you think that "genius" and "ditz" are incompatible. A good fraction of my coworkers either have Nobel prizes or are generally agreed to have been in the running for one at some point. And they can be some of the biggest ditzes on the planet.

(So can I. I hear people explain why they know their older relative is becoming demented -- "He showed up two hours late because he forgot where he parked!" "She doesn't even remember what color her kitchen is painted!" "He forgets the names of people he's worked with for years, but remembers everything else about them!" -- and I know that when I'm 80, no one will believe I am not senile. They'll be hauling me off for my own protection while I rant, "Dammit, I've been like this my whole life! Ask...um...ask Whatshername!")

[RdMarquis]

I don't know why, but the image of Janine grinning with those glowing pink eyes really made me laugh. I sure hope the country they're in doesn't have very severe public exposure laws.

By the way, Janine's choice of words during the last panel were both creepy and hilarious.

[Dark Faun]

I sure hope the country they're in doesn't have very severe public exposure laws.

They're in the elven homelands.

Tell me, what's Serrin's alignment?

[Draconi Redfir]

[mucat]

Tell me, what's Serrin's alignment?

I'd stake a large bet on "Non-evil, non-lawful", but beyond that, I think we need to get to know her better.

(Her cat's alignment is "Cat".)

[John Cribati]

Does Janine have a sword or a dagger?

[Tulio d Bard]

Of course, what I wanted Lloyd to say was "Continue, and there'll be enough Janine to decorate the entire Elven Homeland."

I think it's more like: "Continue, and there'll be enough Janines to populate the entire Elven Homeland."

And I loved the comic. Thanks for all the amusement you're giving me, Cofee.

[Lord Raziere]

I put 2's because I had no idea what to actually give him.


Unfortunately I have no inspiration for the others.

bah. I have already have a inkscape Mt:G card thing made. Once I get the little Mt:G symbols done, I can start posting them up.

[Lycan 01]

Oh wow, she ALMOST got Lloyd!

[CoffeeIncluded]

They're in the elven homelands.

Tell me, what's Serrin's alignment?

True.

Serrin's either Neutral Good or Chaotic Good. Fir's got the same alignment. And Janine wields a shortsword.

[Dark Faun]

Aw. True Neutral would have meant they had all the non-Evil alignments. Well, her card's probably unfitting anyway, so she keeps her TN alignment there.



Also...

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Starts giggling again* We don't know that much about Serrin yet. She's actually pretty interesting.

[John Cribati]

And here is the first of what I hope will be many crossover pics that I drew. I took some liberties with Janine's cape for the sake of her speech bubble. Also, My mother would say that Janine's hair is "nappy." Make of that what you will.

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[CoffeeIncluded]

And here is the first of what I hope will be many crossover pics that I drew. I took some liberties with Janine's cape for the sake of her speech bubble. Also, My mother would say that Janine's hair is "nappy." Make of that what you will.

[SPOILER]CrossoverPic!

Thanks!
Your mother is technically right, but I would use a different term; that term can be offensive.

[Dark Faun]