Need some help for April fools tomorrow

[Szilard]

So someone did this last year, or maybe the year before, but I feel like doing it to a friend this year.

So send an email to [email protected] and pledge your allegience to helping her take over the world and somesuch.

Edit: Tomorrow of course, on April Fools. I think it's tomorrow anyway.

EditEdit: And her name's Bianca if that helps. ... I should think posts through before I post them. :P

[Elentari]

How exactly did you wish us to pledge our allegiance? All who participate should at least coordinate somewhat so that we don't end up saying entirely different things.

[Szilard]

Just say something like "I am ready to serve" or something like that. Might help if you call her empress. I'm not entirely sure, I haven't thought this out too much.

[Crimmy]

I suggest:

Oh, Grand Leader, I support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Ave, Bianca. Morituri te salutant!

[RandomNPC]

If you're looking for ideas for getting other people (focus on one person and you get called a few names around here) here's a good one.

Call a frined, ask them what they need, and when they get confused, say something like "You know, what do you need? you called me for something didn't you?" after a bit of an arguement one of you will hang up.
Call them back in about an hour and do it again, getting slightly more aggrivated slightly quicker.

Call back a third time, yelling "Why do you keep calling me without anything to tell me? What's going on with you?" and the like. after chewing them out for spam calling you hang up before they can reply. An hour later text them happy april 1st.


edit: nevermind

[Elentari]

*note-he said empress. So:

Oh, Great Empress, I support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Long live the Empress of the World!

[Crimmy]

*note-he said empress. So:

Oh, Great Empress, I support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Long live the Empress of the World!

I like it, but Morituri te salutant is a classic...

[Szilard]

Combine the two I guess?

[Deathslayer7]

I have prepared the body bags for you your highness.... /creepy

[Crimmy]

Then we shall combine.

EVERYBODY WHO JOINS IN THE PRANK, COPY-PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO SEND IT! REMEMBER TO ADD YOUR "NAME" TO IT!

Oh, Great Empress, I, *INSERT "NAME" HERE*, support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Long live the Empress of the World!

Ave, Bianca! Morituri te salutant!

[Elentari]

Okey then! I'll do that. Should we send them at a certain time? Or just throughout the day?

[Zocelot]

We should get one person to write a speech about how she'll never succeed and humanity will remain free.

[Deathslayer7]

middle and last name might help too if you know it.

[SensFan]

We should get one person to write a speech about how she'll never succeed and humanity will remain free.

I'll do this one.

[Je dit Viola]

Make sure you write her reaction, though, after April All Fool's Day is over.. Since we kinda want to know.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

this is what I wrote, and saved as a draft. Will send tomorrow.

Oh, Great Empress, I, *THIS IS MY NAME*, support your cause.
I solemnly swear I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

There have been many petty would-be conquerors, many who would deign to rule over the world. Many have tried to emulate the great: how many have held as their idol Alexander? Charlemagne? Tchingis Khan? It is my belief, and I know I am not along, that the name of Bianca will soon rule over all of those other warriors, for each one of them failed to unite the world. It is this feat that I and my colleagues are certain you are capable of, if not through the proverbial sword, than perhaps through other means of which our unworthy brains cannot conceive. For you, and your cause, I would die. For you, and your cause, I would kill. For you, and your cause...

My every means lies at your disposal.

Long live the Empress of the World!

Ave, Bianca! Morituri te salutant!

[SensFan]

I have the essay-length one I'm going to send done. I'll post it tomorrow after I send it. I'll be sending it later in the day, so that she gets a bunch of 'support' ones first.

[Szilard]

Awesome, this is coming together nicely.
She'll either kill me, or want to hug me. I'll let you all know if I'm still alive.

[Crimmy]

Awesome, this is coming together nicely.
She'll either kill me, or want to hug me. I'll let you all know if I'm still alive.

Hope she hugs you.

And I hope she gets freaked out as hell. Hehehe

[KuReshtin]

Here's what I sent.

Great Empress, I, *name* support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.
Command me, for I am ready to serve you.
Send me forth to vanquish your enemies, for I am ready to lay my life down for you

Long live the Empress of the World!
Ave, Bianca!
Morituri te salutant

[Crimmy]

I'd like to know, what was your subject header?

[Elentari]

This is what I sent to her. Oh and Crimmy, my subject line was: All Hail the Great Empress. Tehes. Szilard, you had better post her reaction to this!!!

Oh, Great Empress, I, *name*, support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you. All my resources are at your disposal (including a few very nice nukes).

Long live the Empress of the World!

Ave, Bianca! Morituri te salutant!

[Sereg]

All right, I've sent the message. Awaiting your report on how everything went.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Message sent, headline "reporting".

[absolmorph]

Message sent, subject "All Hail the Great Empress!"

[Szilard]

Now we just sort of hope she actually checks her email today. Unfortunately, the first day of spring break for us is tomorrow, so she won't be able to tell me her response in person, if she figures out it's me anyway. I'll just text her or find her on facebook later. Then you shall all know.

[Inhuman Bot]

I got an email, just now from your friend, Szilard.

"U copied and pasted this from somewhere...Sizzle is gonna get it."

[Jack Squat]

I got "...yea, right...tell Sizzle I'm going to kick his ass." and "If ur really my servant you'll beat up Sizzle for me." (different email addresses)

Have fun once you get back from break

[Szilard]

I feel oddly accomplished.
Last night I texted her "April Fool's!" And she's like, "What?" and I'm like "You'll figure it out later." Or something like that.

It was nice knowing you all.

[Sliver]

It always warms my heart when I witness someone pissing off someone else. Especially when the first someone is me.