Llama Llama Duck 3 - Orange Slayed the Rake (Werewolf Game)

[Supagoof]

LLAMA LLAMA DUCK III

Narrators - Supagoof and Happyturtle
Start date - April 1, 2010


ROLES

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Careless Baner – This role can only bane other people. They can’t bane themselves!
Seer/Fool – This role can discover someone’s role by sending in a PM at night. Are they truly the seer, or are they just fooling themselves. A coin flip gives you your true power when selecting this role. Scry interference is in effect.
Voider – Voider - Can void someone's power during the current night phase. This means that the person, who is attacked, ability will not work during the current night phase.
Disguiser – This role can cause themselves or another to look like a different role/team at night.
Mayor – This role’s point during the day counts as 3.
Howard, the ? – Of course the zany antics of this space duck would come back, but this time it might be for any team. This role can cause someone to not be lynched by pointing at them during the day phase. Though like the careless baner, they can't point themselves.
Assassin – This role can kill someone the next night by hiding that person’s name during their day post (and by post, I mean not in their avatar, not sig, not location, just the parts where you put the text into when you click that reply button). Assassin's will have to PM narrators of where they hid their kill. The PM must be sent during the day phase, be 10 words or less, and include the post #. If we can't quote the kill, it won't count.
VorteXer – Ceika created some X-Llamas, so we made an X role. This role can cause all points at one player to be deflected to another player via sending two names at night. The players are individually told if points for them are on being “vortexed”, but not if they are on the "sending" or "receiving" end.
Beast - Well, Llama's are beasts of burden, so this guy will take someone down with them when they go.
Mason - Yep.
I'll take my chances! - Can't decide, we'll let the dice do it for you.

TEAMS

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Llamas – The victims of LLD2 return. Once again this team must try to eliminate all the ducks. Llama’s will make up ~65% of the players.

Ducks – The winners of game 2, they want to repeat their performance. Duck’s will make up ~20% of the players. The ducks will not start the game knowing other ducks (masons exempt). At night, the duck’s will send in votes to choose a player to eliminate. The player with the most votes dies. If ducks vote to kill another duck, he won't die. Those who did the voting will learn said other player is a duck.

Bunnies with pancakes – The carefree animal of the internet has joined into the game. Why? Well it just doesn’t make any sense. All they care about is surviving until the end of the game. Some may call them neutral, but really what turns a person neutral? Do they wake up one day and decide I have no opinion on anything. These bunnies did! Bunnies will make up ~15% of the players.

Rules of note:

• Scry interference will result in a failed attempt.
• Voided scries will result in a failed attempt.
• There is no voider interference, but voiding may be daisy chained.
• Voider will not be told the results of their void.
• 3 day Autolynch. After 3rd day with no point = death.
• The narrators reserve the right to interpret the rules of the game in whatever way they think is the most fair and creates the most fun, regardless of the strict wording of the rules. Sorry rules lawyers!

Players Signed Up - 13/56

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{table=head]Player|Order|Role PM Received|Llamatar|Died on|Role|Team
Alarra|1|yes||Night 7|Careless Baner|Duck
deathslayer7|2|yes||Night 5|Vortexer|Duck
Haruki-kun|3|yes||Night 9|Mason|Duck
Zar Peter|4|yes||Night 1|Disguiser|Duck
Zombieninja|5|yes||Day 12|Beast|Llama
PirateMonk|6|yes||||
TehSheen|7|yes||Day 5|Disguiser|Duck
The Bookworm|8|yes||Day 3|Autolynch|Replacement
Timberwolf|9|yes||||
Thufir|10|yes||Night 12|Seer|Bunny
Fleeing Coward|11|yes||Night 4|Careless Baner/Vortexer|Duck
whitehelm|12|yes||Night 5|Seer|Duck
Freshmeat|13|yes||Night 4|Disguiser|Duck
Murska|14|yes||Night 2|Seer|Duck
The Bushranger|15|yes||Day 5|Mason|Bunny
Sanity702|16|yes||||
Reinholdt|17|yes||Night 7|Beast|Duck
Helgraf|18|yes||Night 3|Disguiser|Duck
Uncle Festy|19|yes||Night 3|Fool|Duck
Griever|20|yes||||
Fawkes|21|yes||Night 2|Fool|Duck
Fullbladder|22|yes||Night 5|Assassin|Llama
Lex-kat|23|yes||Day 4|Howard the ?|Llama
Zeb the Troll|24|yes||Night 4|Mason|Duck
MOD|25|yes||Night 1|Vortexer|Duck
DrakebloodIV|26|yes||Day 8|Vortexer|Duck
billtodamax|27|yes||Night 6|Mason|Bunny
Aemoh|28|yes||Day 7|Howard the ?|Llama
rakkoon|29|yes||Day 6|Careless Baner|Duck
Trixie|30|yes||Night 3|Assassin|Duck
Jontom Xire|31|yes||Day 5|Careless Baner|Llama
girtleaf|32|yes||Day 8|Careless Baner|Duck
Irbis|33|yes||Day 9|Assassin|Llama
Robert Blackletter|34|yes||Day 3|Assassin|Duck
Fin|35|Yes||Night 2|Howard the ?|Duck
lostlittlebear|36|yes||Night 7|Assassin|Llama
Atreyu|37|yes||||
Je dit Viola|38|yes||Day 11|Disguiser|Llama
Recaiden|39|yes||Night 1|Assassin|Duck
Crown of Thorns|40|yes||Night 6|Seer|Llama
Castaras|41|yes||||
Szilard|42|yes||Day 13|Beast|Bunny
Lamech|43|yes||Night 10|Mayor|Duck
Indurain|44|yes||Day 12|Mason|Duck
Wolfsbane|45|yes||Day 11|Careless Baner|Duck
cd4|46|yes||||
Istari|47|yes||Day 10|Careless Baner|Llama
Shishnarfne|48|yes||||
calar|49|yes||Night 1|Mason|Bunny
BishFish|50|yes||||
banjo1985|51|yes||Day 13|Beast|Duck
Orzel|52|yes||||
Mustiado|53|yes||||
Nehh|54|yes||Night 2|Howard the ?|Duck
evnafets|55|yes||Day 8|Voider|Duck
Lyndworm|56|yes||||
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In the land of Llama's, the kingdom was awry. Not awry in the silly sense that many of the occupants had very ridiculous personalities. Nor awry in the way that Atreyu - the once great leader of the Llama's - made his pancakes every morning. No - the kingdom was off kilter because it no longer belonged to the quadrapeds that once ruled it with joy and silliness.

It now belonged to the DUCKS!

These fowl winged avians swept in from the north last year, and decided to make the peaceful land of Llama's their own. And with much cunning and wit, they succeeded.

Upon the once great flag of Llama Land, the words Llama Omni Occasion were spray painted out. Now the words "Luck of Duck" blazened the flag.

The various housing and stables were nothing more then bird coops these days. The walkways were covered in feces, as ducks simply went where they wanted too, and didn't really need the walkways to get around. Even the mighty armor of the once great warrior Supagoof was turned into a nest.

Upon the throne sat the instigator of it all. Howard the duck. Now known affectionately as Howard the King. He ruled with an iron webbed foot.

Caretaker! Bring me some fresh water for my pond! He yelled.

Another mighty warrior for the Llama's, their old caretaker Happy, was now subjected to a life of toil for the king. Happy was forced to do the most remedial tasks for Howard, and was not very "happy" anymore. The pond water had a filter system on it, and was just emptied and refilled yesterday. But to the ruthless Duck King that didn't matter. He wanted fresh water, so Happy went about to emptying and refilling the pond once again. It wasn't the labor that really bothered Happy, it was the constant chatter of the ducks mocking her as she brought bucket after bucket to the pond.

Quack quack quack quack! Was all she heard. Happy was about to snap, when.

FAAAAWHOOOOOOOO! The warning horn sounded.

In the distance, a ship was coming into the harbor. The ship had been to Llama land many times before. Sailed by Captain Ceika - the ship was known as the Syren's Betrayel. It was approaching, and it was approaching fast!

Behold my friend, there is your land. Now after a year of being on the run and hiding with me on the open seas - it is time for you to take back what is rightfully yours! We have gathered the llama's, and now is the time for assault. What say you old friend?

And next to her stood a familiar face, with a familiar mask.

Captain Ceika - I'm not certain how I can ever repay you for your kindness. But mark my words - today is the day the Llama's shall rise again!

You can thank me old friend, by never telling anyone that I was kind.

Of course m'lady.

Andre! Batton down the sails. We won't have much time before those ducks spring the counter attack upon us. The Syren can take much abuse, but I'll be darned if I give them birds a chance to put one on my poop deck!

Aye aye Captain. You heard her men. Let's good. Pull in the main lines. Tighten that jib hard to the starboard side. Don't let that wind escape the sail, or the next wind that will be escaping will the be your last breath out of that slit I just put in your throat!

Andre was a hardened man who knew how to motivate a crew. The responded with speed and agility that would make Captain Jack Sparrow say "Damn!"

As the ship reached the docks, it swung heavily to one side. Planks flew out, and Llama's of countless numbers filed off the ship. Coming down the path to the harbor, a battalion of ducks was flying.

Looks like it's time for us to go. Godspeed Atreyu, and may fortune smile upon you this day.

Captain Ceika turn the wheel to the ship, and with her red hair whipping in the wind - it sailed smoothly out of the harbor.

Fellow Llama's. Let's retake our land! Atreyu cried, and putting his four hooves to the beach, charged with the other llama's up the shore.

They ran headfirst into the ducks. The battle was fierce. When all was said and done the ducks, being the cowards they are, went flying into hiding.

We've taken back the land llama's, but we are not safe yet. They are hiding amongst us, and we must root them out.

Day 1 Begins!

[happyturtle]

*shakes fist at Howard* How dare you make me haul water? Don't you know I'm the goddamned narrator?!

[Uncle Festy]

Since this is a Llama Llama Duck game, we're allowed to do silly things like point at narrators. And since Murska's a narrator, I point at him!

[Helgraf]

In the spirit of Atreyu ... Exachix, I choose you...









TO DIE!

[Deathslayer7]

Jx cause sooner or later hes going to use logic and we llamas dont want that.

[Je dit Viola]

I choose Deathslayer because I'm really jealous of that dress. I want it, and with you out of the way, I can have it.

[Deathslayer7]

actually it would go 6ft under with me. Unless you plan to bury me naked....

you're not are you?

[PirateMonk]

In a bizarre, alien region unfathomable to llamakind, a creature tosses and turns in its eons-long slumber. It is the Elder Llama. It releases a grotesque bleat which echoes through the cosmos, eventually emerges near The Bushranger's ear.

((What are some good epithets for the Cthullama?))

[Je dit Viola]

No, of course not.

I'll bury you wearing the clothes of the next person who's killed.
...
and then bury them with the clothes of the person after that.

Obviously, that's what I'll do.

[Deathslayer7]

not if i kill you first. <.<

[Szilard]

Grrrrrrrrrr!
Aemoh!
More grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Zombieninja]

The zombie llama shambles in.
"Brains".
"Robert BlacklettersBrains".
Zombie llama trips and falls.
Zombie llama moans.

[whitehelm]

Zar Peter, you're not getting away from me today!

[Aemoh]

*points at PirateMonk*

For the day 1 random.

[Fleeing Coward]

Trixie for pointing at/killing me in the near future
I am not an assassin. If I were, Murska would be dead tonight

[Griever]

Squallama peeks out of his house, eyeballing the group outside, his trusty gunblade at his side.

It seems like the time has come to uproot Howard the Coward... hmmm, Coward... like a Fleeing Coward.

[Nehh]

The Photoshopped Holiday Llama tries to bat away an annoying paint bucket, but ends up getting covered in paint instead. However, it's more successful getting rid of the pencil, which flies off and paints Trixie's nose in a shiny gold cornflour pattern.

[rakkoon]

One Llama is shivering "I--i-i-i-'m sooo co-o-o-old"

The Bookworm to start with

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The Llama Bees buzz uncertainly amongst the crowd.

"But who do we sting?" One asks, for the swarm.

The swarm looks about the conglomeration, a million tiny insect-llama eyes peering worriedly at those around which they fly.

"Wait," says a llama bee in the depths of the swarm. Where's MOD?" finishes another among the multitudes. "We cannot see him. We feel suspicions."

[billtodamax]

*sprays machinegun fire towards Fleeing Coward*

[lostlittlebear]

In the midst of all the chaos, a lone llama stands out, sombrero over his head. He coughs slowly, and suddenly everything quiets down. Pacing forward slowly till he reaches the middle of street, he turns and stares Je dit Viola in the eye.

"This island's too small for the two of us," he drawls, hoof slowly reaching for the six-shooter he carries at his hip. Even as he speaks, the sky inexplicably darkens, suddenly turning from a bright midday into a solemn dusk. A tuft of tumbleweed materializes from nowhere and begins rolling around, and a lone acoustic guitar begins to play a haunting melody in the background.

"Draw, pardner. Draw or DIE."

"Yip! Yip!" chimes in his faithful canine companion, growling at his opponent angrily.

((Introducing the lone llama and his canine companion, Toto! Anyone care to RP with me? Also, Day 1 point at Viola for getting me lynched in Squares and because she's no longer a newbie))

[Je dit Viola]

(Hey, it's not my fault that everyone who I've voted for gets sent to the noose!) (Except Uncle Festy, but that's because I changed my vote to him later)

The demon llama stares down the Little Lost Bear. Standing there, staring back at the gunslinger, weaponless and not-quite-innocent looking. "What? You're afraid that I'll catch on to your little game?" she asks the Llone Llama. "Afraid of little ol' me?"

She glares down at the dog. "This is one llama you won't catch unaware," she says to the two of them, the dog and the other llama.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The swarm gradually gathers itself up and gravitates towards the stand-off. The swarm enjoys such theatrics.

[billtodamax]

Llambo nods it's head towards the swarm as it watches this impressive showdown.

[MOD]

As the sky turns uncustomarily dark a lone chair begins to rock back and forth, much as a rocking chair would and exactly the way a Piratemonk would not. The chair was situated on a sad looking porch near its neighboring saloon: the never before as popular "Duck Hunt Bar". Fortunately for its owners the saloon had been renovated recently and the sign had a new addition "AND Grill!"

"This island's too small for the two of us," [lostlittlebear] drawls.

The quite invisible MOD looked up from his spot atop his chair that was a rockin' and knew exactly what needed to be done. Reaching over with a not-to-be-seen hoof he grabbed his most prized possession, his guitar. For this was no ordinary guitar: it was but the best most awesome guitar in all the land of llamas and it could play any song in all of history.

With a nod that no one would notice MOD strummed a hoof across the strings and began to play.

[Etcetera]

Stealth Llama pointed at Billtodamax. No-one noticed him point. For he is Stealth Llama!

[Castaras]

"WHoooooooOOooooOooOOOoOoOOooOOooooo"

The ghost wanders in, flying around.

"WHOooooOOoOOoOOoOOooOoOOoOOOooooo"

It floats round to Crown of Thorns, giggling.

"WHOOooOoOooOOoOOooOOOoooOOooo"

It then disappears, reappearing behind Supagoof.

"BOO!"

[Trixie]

Sigh. Fleeing Coward wants my grudge to never die. Actually, er, I think he just wants to die. For what he did previously and what he is doing now. He is a wolf, I tell you!

[lostlittlebear]

"My Uncle Jed used to tell me that anyone you could catch unaware wasn't even worth shootin."

"I'll say it again, for the last time. DRAW." By his feet, the lone llama's dog yipped angrily, running up to the other llama and nipping at her feet.

((I'm sure Viola wouldn't have put my name in her post unless she was an assassin. I'm RPing a lone llama, not a bear!

The demon llama stares down the Little Lost Bear...

Can I haz bane plz?))

[Fleeing Coward]

Sigh. Fleeing Coward wants my grudge to never die. Actually, er, I think he just wants to die. For what he did previously and what he is doing now. He is a wolf, I tell you!

You guys will never lynch me day 1 when I'm a wolf
Unless you lynch me day 1 in every game from now on that is