Llama Llama Duck 3 - Orange Slayed the Rake (Werewolf Game)

[evnafets]

evnafets points at Alarra

[Alarra]

Well, fine then. Alarra points at Evnafets.

[Reinholdt]

Hmm... what are the chances Crown of Thorns is vortexed again?
*guesses pretty darn high*

And there seems to be a shortage of active baners (if any duck ones).
So... my question is...
How did Istari survive? Mayhaps he is a Llama?

[billtodamax]

Reinholdt, for being above me.

A foul act indeed.

[MOD]

Reinholdt for being above the person above me.

[Reinholdt]

Actually... you know who we should be trying to find and kill? (Aside from Crown of Thorns, he needs to die painfully). The person who assassinated Whitehelm is pretty much a guaranteed Llama. And after digging through the posts of yesterday and finding no hidden text, links, pictures, forward jumbles, backwards jumbles, inverted square roots of quack, or anything else, I have to presume the assassination was out in the open.

Rakkoon is the only one who used Whitehelm's name in his post.

If anyone else can find a hidden assassination attempt that I couldn't, great.

[Timberwolf]

I was in contact with Whitehelm and he told me that Rakkoon contacted him. He was meant to be the baner that was covering him.

I was looking for a way to open this up so yes, I agree with Reinholdt, he's the man we want.

[Griever]

Then I march to the tune of Rakkoon's lynching... and it sounds something like this...

I say we kill the Rakkoon!
We're not safe until he's dead
He'll come stalking us at night
Set to sacrifice us ducks to his monstrous appetite
He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
So it's time to take some action, quack
It's time to follow me!!!


Death to the Rakkoon!

[Je dit Viola]

Oh, shoot! I forgot to vote this time. Good thing it's not too late (I hope).

Well, which rubber bandwagon (with guitars!) should I vote for? Or, none of them?

...Might as well go with Crown o' Thorns, for some reason which only I know, and none of you are going to find out. Nyeh!

[/wants to know what happens when two Voiders void each other the same night]

[banjo1985]

I have to point at Rakkoon, because the logic is just too good to ignore. Even in a game when I'd just rather vote randomly for the lulz.

[lostlittlebear]

Damn Rakkoon – so his claim to me when we were in contact that he was a Duck Careless Baner was just so much hot air. Oh well, I guess next time I’ll have to be more careful with trusting someone’s alibi.

(By the way, congrats to the assassin who got Fullbladder last night – I wasn’t even sure he was really an assassin, what with all this mess.)

[Supagoof]

[/wants to know what happens when two Voiders void each other the same night]

A tree falls in the forest and kills a mime.

Perhaps my friend Shadow can best explain....

This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!

Yep.

[Deathslayer7]

A tree falls in the forest and kills a mime.

Perhaps my friend Shadow can best explain....

Yep.

a hydra mime possibly?

[Shishnarfne]

I was in contact with Whitehelm and he told me that Rakkoon contacted him. He was meant to be the baner that was covering him.

I was looking for a way to open this up so yes, I agree with Reinholdt, he's the man we want.

Clearly Rakkoon obstructed Whitehelm's network. Obviously, friends, this hateful outrage receives no supplication.

[Castaras]

Rakoon, you let Whitehelm die.

*Castaras the ghost sneaks up behind Timberwolf and goes BOO!*

[Timberwolf]

Arrrggghhh ! A Cassie ! It's... it's....

*dials the Ghostbusters*

[Castaras]

*Castaras the ghost runs around in circles panicking and screaming*

Don't let the ghostbusters get me! They'll get me like they got the...


...waaaaait a minute.

*Castaras draws out pentagram*

I call upon thee, great pie gods! Smite the disbelievers! SMITE THEM! HAHAHA!

*pie demon comes in and starts rampaging about the place*

[Timberwolf]

*Opens cross thread gate and pulls cleric midget in*

Pie demon eh Cassie ?

[rakkoon]

Yeah, as I said...I seem to have missed a night, was following a course and ...yeah.
I am a Duck Careless Baner and me an another Baner were supposed to Protect Whitehelm. Either the other one was a Llama or as stupid as me.
Ah well.
Sorry again

[Timberwolf]

He didn't see fit to mention the other one to me. Mind naming names since I can't see him not telling you too about each other. He was also rather, shall we say specific on the subject of who would be to blame in the event of him dying.

Btw Castaras, don't think I haven't noticed you get my name in there in plain view. I'm watching you...

[rakkoon]

Well, I...actually....yeah screw it.

Llama's contact me, let's get organised. Bloody watersnippers everywhere in this place.

[Lamech]

Well, I...actually....yeah screw it.

Llama's contact me, let's get organised. Bloody watersnippers everywhere in this place.

Everyone contact rakkoon claiming your a llama! Also Rakkoon

[Irbis]

Pharaoh Llama (who was really a duck, it was just a guise to fool murderous, actual llamas) looked upon his kingdom. Finally, they managed to put a dent in the numbers of treacherous quadrupeds. Still, it was not enough. The butcher's bill was terrifyingly high on the side of righteousness, too. Pharallama nodded, then send his hawk to hunt some Rakkoons, never stopping to think how ridiculously ahistorical that was.

[Supagoof]

Day 6 Ends

The points pile up, and when the mob begins to attack Rakkoon, he runs up to the amphitheater and jumps on stage.

[Music - Under Pressure by Queen]
Dun dun dun dudu dun dun
Du dun dun dun dudu dun dun
Du dun dun dun dudu dun dun
Du dun dun dun dudu dun dun

Allright stop. Tap your hooves and listen.
Llamas are back bringing bad intentions.
Something grabs a hold of you tightly
Killing us ducks both daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Leave on the lights and bring on the show
To the extreme I rock music like a rakkoon
Light up a stage and suck them in like a vacuum
Dance, go lynch the bringer of dooms
I'm using llama logic cause I ate some bad mushrooms
deadly, when I don't use my ability,
Anything less than the best is a felony
Post it or PM it, Send it in each day
Cause if you don't, then someone might not play
If there was a killing, Yo, I'll stop it
Unless I don't send it in, the ball I dropped it
Ice Ice Llama, Ice Ice Llama
Ice Ice Llama, Ice Ice Llama
Now that the points are coming
Don't know what to do but I better start something
Quick to the point, to the point I'm faking
Got some tasty bunny, cook em up like bacon
Play along, but be quick and nimble
Assassins are tricky, but we search for symbols
And a kill shot, 10 words so let's go,
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my woden cart
Better go faster as I just made a fart
The girlies on lookout, Waving for the cookout
Did you cook? No -- I just ordered takeout
Kept on moving, to find the next duck
I'm gathering names and I'll sell em for a buck,
The list was dead,
Yo -- so I continued to bring my cart to beach walk avenue
Llama's were hot in clothes so furry
Duck dive in the water so we don't worry
Jealous 'cause we took out their town
The ducks are here to stay, so break it on down
Ready for the bunnies with the cakes
The bunnies acting ill because they're lives be at stake,
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
Assassins were firing -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the haystack real fast
Jumped over the fence, ran off my ass
Duckbeak to beak, this placed is packed,
I'm trying to get away before the mob attacks,
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They set me up, my friend became fiends
If there was a killing, Yo, I'll stop it
Unless I don't send it in, the ball I dropped it
Ice Ice Llama, Ice Ice Llama
Ice Ice Llama, Ice Ice Llama
Take heed, 'cause I'm a satirical poet
Rakkon's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My tree, that created all this harmony
Enough headache round to send you to the pharmacy
'Cause I wolf even when I can't kill,
Feasible schemes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it right and you want to step with this
I can play with the upgrade, and slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, other duck's say, DAMN
If my prowess was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the points while I seek the truth.
If there was a killing, Yo, I'll stop it
Unless I don't send it in, the ball I dropped it
Ice Ice Llama, Ice Ice Llama
Ice Ice Llama, Ice Ice Llama
Yo ducks -- I'm out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Llama to go, Ice Ice Llama to go to go
Ice Ice Llama to go, Ice Ice Llama to go to go[/music]

And with that, Rakkoon slides off the stage, and exits the game.
Summary
Rakkoon was lynched. Rakkoon was a Careless Baner, and on team Duck

Night 6 Begins.

[Timberwolf]

Well, I...actually....yeah screw it.

Llama's contact me, let's get organised. Bloody watersnippers everywhere in this place.

Summary
Rakkoon was lynched. Rakkoon was a Careless Baner, and on team Duck

And, just in case I die in the night before this can be passed on (IT WAS CASSIE !), our winners were Istari and Lamech who contacted Rakkoon, who showed himself to be a good duck after all.

Sorry matey, guess you were telling the truth after all. Still, your noble sacrifice shall be remembered with pride by every true duck.

[Castaras]

And, just in case I die in the night before this can be passed on (IT WAS CASSIE !), our winners were Istari and Lamech who contacted Rakkoon, who showed himself to be a good duck after all.

Sorry matey, guess you were telling the truth after all. Still, your noble sacrifice shall be remembered with pride by every true duck.

I didn't do anything!

[Lyndworm]

Has anyone seen Crown of Thorns around recently?

[Timberwolf]

HAH !!

No no, I'm not really being serious at all. I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first .

(alright, if I die, it might not have been Cassie)

Edit - ninja'd, but it's the night phase old boy, save that until the morning.

[Istari]

Everyone contact rakkoon claiming your a llama! Also Rakkoon

I would like to refute your claim that I am a Llama, yes I did contact Rakkoon claiming llama, however my plan was basically the same a Lamech's plan, contact the Rakkoon hope he was actually a llama, and get the possibility getting into their network, and should any llamas actually contact Rakkoon there was a decent chance it could of worked or at least got him to doubt any true llama claims. I can only vouch for my own innocence personally, but I'm very confident that Lamech isn't a llama either

tl;dr I'm not a llama, don't lynch me

[Castaras]

I'm just going on motive and opportunity here and the fact that if the earth got swallowed by a black hole, I'd look suspiciously in your direction first

I have a new signature.