Llama Llama Duck 3 - Orange Slayed the Rake (Werewolf Game)

[PirateMonk]

((20% of players are llamas. 56*.2=11.2. Ten llamas are dead. So, one or maybe two left. We'll probably win.))

[Lyndworm]

At least I was right.

Right... Uh... Sorry about that?

[Zeb The Troll]

((Well, Indy, at least you got a llama to go out with you. I'll miss trying to decipher your Scottish though. ))

[Supagoof]

Night 12 Ends

Night 1.

You fight like a mad-man. Why shouldn't I kill you right now?

Too blathe.

Fair enough. G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 2.

You survived another day. Why shouldn't I kill you tonight?

Group hug.

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 3.

And yet another day on this boat. Why should I spare you life today?

Crew slave.

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 4.

Well well well. Same question?

Blue Dove.

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 5.

Wesley?

Brew stuff?

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 6.

And?

Blue glove?

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 7.

Well, a week. Gimme an answer.

Grue pub?

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 8.

And yet the sunset's on another day. Well?

You shove?

That I shall. G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 9.

???

Chew shrub?

*Sigh* G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 10.

And what reason should I spare you life for tonight?

Shoe nub?

Hey - that's a pretty good peg leg joke. G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 11.

Let's hear it.

Loose cub?

G'Night Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Night 12.

Well you've survived 12 nights. Why shouldn't I kill you tonight?

True love!

Don't be ridiculous, that doesn't exist. Now I kill you.

And with that final answer of true love, the Dread Pirate Roberts killed young Wesley.

That isn't how the story goes!

Yeah. I know, but it's the only copy they had in the library. Edited by - El Llamo!

Summary:

Thufir was attacked and killed. Thufir was a seer bunny.

Missed 1 day of pointing.
Bishfish.

Day 13 Begins.

[Thufir]

I was doing so well...

[Mustiado]

Love the Princess Bride.

Guess I'll point at Shishnafarne since I haven't seen him lately.

[Castaras]

No new ideas here... Gonna point at Lyndworm because he's a wormy fella.

[Timberwolf]

Lyndworm.

I'm following the woolly there.

[Shishnarfne]

Well, I've been following along... I just haven't had much useful to add... Or anyone I felt needed to die.
So, yeah, I've been keeping it quiet. I vote for the lynching of Lyndworm by reason of the fact that he is not me. Of course, I'm pretty sure, given my record in this thread, that were I a llama, I would be long dead by now.

[Mustiado]

I just hadn't seen you at all, apologies my friend.

Is there some sort of case against Lyndworm?

[Castaras]

I just hadn't seen you at all, apologies my friend.

Is there some sort of case against Lyndworm?

I think.

[MOD]

Shishnarfne b/c of the Alamo.

[PirateMonk]

((Mustiado because only llamas wake up early enough to be the first to point.))

[Castaras]

*switches to Banjo because he's on a lovely honeymoon*

[Mustiado]

Banjo1985. I think I was night killed in the game where I was going to lynch him to say congratulations, so.

[Lyndworm]

This turn of events is disconcerting. Especially the part where

Mustiado

said my name. He can only be an assassin!

I'll vote for Banjo1985, because I've had a weird feeling about him for a while now.

[Timberwolf]

All right, in light of Cassie's picture...

Baaaaaaaaaanjo

[Orzel]

MOD for the anti-beast.

[Szilard]

Banjo sounds good, or should I say horrible?

[Mustiado]

MOD for the anti-beast.

? What?

Also, is that why everyone is quoting names? To prove they aren't assassins?

[Lyndworm]

Yes. An Assassin kill is only valid if the target's name is visible when quoted. If you include a quote in your post and I quote your post, the post you quoted does not show up. Ergo, if you had said my name (for example) in a quote it wouldn't have been a valid kill.

[MOD]

MOD for the anti-beast.

?What?

Also, is that why everyone is quoting names? To prove they aren't assassins?

He is voting for me b/c if that other guy is a beast he doesn't want to die.

On your other questions I was caught by a ninja.

[cd4]

I think as this wagon is going to lynch Banjo1985, I will point off it to avoid being hit by a beast and vote for Mustiado.

[PirateMonk]

Quoted for names.

What makes people think banjo is a beast? Is it just Orzel's ambiguous comment, or do we have actual evidence?

[Wizibirb]

is very confused as to what is going on, so Lyndworm for me.

[Mustiado]

Quoted for names.

I think it's just out of paranoia, not out of information. Also, I refuse to quote people's names. I haven't killed anyone yet by speaking their name aloud.

Except Rumplestiltskin.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I tried to roll CD4 on the random number generator to figure out who to point at, but the MOD's have shut it down, so I'm gonna point at Timberwolf and hope he's a llama. After all, orzel's that ends well.

[MOD]

*facepalm*

[Orzel]

I think someone alive is a beast. Sadly I have no idea who it is. So I try not to point anyone who is going to die to bandwagon anyway.

I don't wanna chomp chomped.

[Supagoof]

Day 13 Ends

Honey - I think I'd like to take a walk down by the lake.

Sounds good sweetie - can I finish the show first?

Sure banjy-bear. I know how much you love your star trek.

Not as much as I love you baby. It'll just be a few minutes.

That's what he said.

Somewhere in the distance, you hear the faint yelling of OPAH!

The scene comes on the TV where Kirk is supposed to fight Spock, but it's different. The music starts, but instead of Kirk and Spock, it's Shrek and Chewbacca?

What the heck is going on here?

As Shrek makes his way around the arena, he grabs a weapon.

Oi furball. Ya want tah exsplain tah me what in the world we're doin' 'ere?

RrrrrRRRRRrrrRRr. Chewie responds with a shrug.

Righ'. I don' speak monstah. Must be one of Farquad's tricks.

The Ogre runs at Wookie. The weapon's clash. While Shrek has some weight on the very large character from another fantasy star series, he does not possess the fighting skills learned long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

*clang*

*parry*

*dodge*

*thrust*

The battle between the two behemouths lasts for ages. But thanks to the magic of special TV editing, it only takes a few moments. The victo***

The TV is shut off. Banjo1985 realizes he's seen this episode before and heads out with his new wife for a lovely walk around the shore.

Summary

Spoiler

Show

Banjo1985 was lynched. He was a duck beast. Fortunately for him he's on his honeymoon so his wife spared him the gory details fo his demise.

Szilard was killed by the beast action. He was a bunny beast. His beast action would return the attack on Banjo - which creates an inevitable spiral of the two duking it out in an arena for the millenium.

Night 13 Begins.