[ACRO] The Heinous Association of Twisted Scoundrels

[Tyrion L.]

The water immediately boils off the pit fiend.

[Ashen Lilies]

"Huh. Hot stuff."
Kal quips, looking over at his fellow devils. Seems he's getting bored of being stuck in deadtime with a bunch of nameless mooks.

[Tyrion L.]

The pit fiend throws more Fire, then looks to Kal. I am Devil Lord Clegane. Are you here to aid me? He sniffs. You smell more demonic then diabolic.

[waterpenguin43]

"Huh. Hot stuff."
Kal quips, looking over at his fellow devils. Seems he's getting bored of being stuck in deadtime with a bunch of nameless mooks.

And the Cerulean Queen does not blame him.

[Ashen Lilies]

The pit fiend throws more Fire, then looks to Kal. I am Demon Lord Clegane. Are you here to aid me?

"Demon Devil Lord Clegane? Okay, aren't you a devil? And what's with the 'Lord' part? You're a pit-fiend, right? I order devils like you to get my breakfast. Oh, and Clegane? Seriously? That's like, about as intimidating as Clive. Or Cleveland."

Then this happens.

He sniffs. You smell more demonic then diabolic.

"Why, you..."

[Tyrion L.]

I said Devil Lord. Succubi are demons. Pit Fiends are the most powerful of all devils, and their commanders. He grins, using Raise Dead on the dead mooks, sending them after Red.

[Goblin Music]

GM looks at Tyrion sorry i was quite interested by the demon you summoned they didn't have that breed where i am from. my magic? hmmm. what to use..... GM thinks for a second aha! he points a finger at Tyrion then the water on him freezes and boils simultaneously.

[waterpenguin43]

The CQ comes over to Tyrion and GM. Why hello there. Who might you two be? she completely ignores the fact that she drenched Tyrion in water a few moments ago.

[Tyrion L.]

Tyrion uses Teleport to teleport himself and not the water. Pathetic. And its a devil, not a demon. He then uses multiple Acid Arrows and Flame Arrows, then turning to the newcomer. I am Lord Tyrion Lannister.

[waterpenguin43]

Tyrion uses Teleport to teleport himself and not the water. Pathetic. And its a devil, not a demon. He then uses multiple Acid Arrows and Flame Arrows, then turning to the newcomer. I am Lord Tyrion Lannister.

Well I am the Cerulean QUEEN. she faux bows. I am Lawful Evil as well and have powers over water and ice.

[Goblin Music]

i am GM. GM replies then, the second before the spells hit, replaces himself with a hybrid hologram-illusion that looks quite real. in the center if the techno-illusion is a small sphere that is broadcasting the image.

[Tyrion L.]

If you're interested in joining HATS, you could help me defeat this trifling excuse of a sorcerer. He snorts in disdain. Wizards are infinitely better. Acid Fog. He then casts a concentrated Acid Fog right on GH's real location, then kicking the illusion sphere. I have True Sight.

[waterpenguin43]

If you're interested in joining HATS, you could help me defeat this trifling excuse of a sorcerer. He snorts in disdain. Wizards are infinitely better. Acid Fog. He then casts a concentrated Acid Fog right on GH's location.

Not to make too much of a point about it, but I am a druid. This is Paul, and this is Marcus. her two penguins come up and bow.

[Tyrion L.]

Pleasure. The pit fiend is Clegane, and the tiefling is Kal. He then uses Fear into the mind of GH.

[Ashen Lilies]

Okay, that one rankles. After this, Kal and this little Pit Munchkin Clemens are going to have some serious words. And Tyrion as well. He can introduce himself.

[waterpenguin43]

It is good to meet you too, GM. Also you, Kal, and you, Clegane. she says. She doesn't particuliarly care about the fighting. I would, in fact, like to join HATS, to bring new order upon civilization, managing it as proper. Now, if I may simply.............. she snaps her fingers, and a wall of ice seperates the two of you. I dislike needless violence among ourselves when it can be channeled to our foes.

[Tyrion L.]

Well, according to the Monster Manual 3.0, Succubi are Chaotic Evil demons. Kal himself is CE. Uh, GM is our enemy. He's from our rival organization, AMEN.

[Ashen Lilies]

1. Kal is Neutral Evil.
2. Succubi as demons never, ever made sense. They're tempters, not marauders.
3. This is Free Form. What the MM says doesn't matter.

Kal resumes attempting to impale a mook and use him as a riot shield. He''s been doing that for a while, now...

[waterpenguin43]

Well, according to the Monster Manual 3.0, Succubi are Chaotic Evil demons. Kal himself is CE. Uh, GM is our enemy. He's from our rival organization, AMEN.

Oh, forgive me. I'm new here. Her wall of water splashes down on Kal, and her penguins get out guns.

3. This is Free Form. Not DnD. Given that we've had good Succubi, a devil one isn't so far-fetched.

(I'm a Lawful Evil druid, after all.)

[Tyrion L.]

There actually IS a devil version of succubus, called an erinyes. And wouldn't you be a daemon, then?

Tyrion grins, putting the Acid Cloud, along with a bunch of acid arrows, into the water.

[Beans]

There actually IS a devil version of succubus, called an erinyes. And wouldn't you be a daemon, then?

Tyrion grins, putting the Acid Cloud, along with a bunch of acid arrows, into the water.

Freeform, remember. ANYTHING GOES.
Panarchy, lolcatgirls, execuloths, anything.

Margaret is still scrambling backwards.

[Goblin Music]

1: my real location is in a dimension not far from here 2: the illusion is not meant to deceive just to give you a notion of where the spells come from and GM dispels the fog 3: you forgot this. GM then reaches into a very real pocket and pulls out a very real vial that contains the spells Tyrion left in AMEN and tosses the vial in a high ark to Tyrion(over the ice wall). GM says all this in a instructive manner with a grin on his little goblin face.
Edit: man i type slow. it's true!

[Tyrion L.]

Tyrion shakes his head. They've already worn off.

[waterpenguin43]

The CQ and her penguins jump out of the way of the vial, and she blasts it with water as she leaps. Take this! she yells, as she moistens the ground beneath GM so much he starts to sink into it. Or at least he will, if he doesn't move fast enough.

[Tyrion L.]

Tyrion casts Flame Arrow directly at the sphere, heating it until it melts. Can't take the heat, eh?

and sorry, i'm just trying to remain true to DnD.

[Goblin Music]

suspended animation. GM replies to Tyrion also, i can walk on water! and as Tyrion knows that isn't the reason.
Edit: wait no i can't! the sphere plunges into the water to cool itself.causing GM to sink up to his knees.

[Tyrion L.]

Tyrion directs the heat into the water, with Clegane aiding with his demonic powers.

[Goblin Music]

GM fires a shotgun blast of holy energy at the demon be it good or evil, a deity is still holy. GM grins. the sphere shoots out of the water and starts to weave about in the air
*deadtime shortly*

[Ashen Lilies]

There actually IS a devil version of succubus, called an erinyes. And wouldn't you be a daemon, then?

Tyrion grins, putting the Acid Cloud, along with a bunch of acid arrows, into the water.

It's just not the same... Otherwise, what Beans said. It's perfectly alright to remain close to DnD, just don't try to impose it on others. Kal isn't even from the same cosmos. I think. I think I'll have to ask happyturtle. >.>

Anyway...
Kal continues with his impaling thingy, I guess.
...
Screw that. He's drenched in water now. It evaporates directly off of his gauntlets, what with the DAMNED SOULS powering them and all, but the rest of him (including his hat) is sopping wet.

[happyturtle]

Ask me about the Lilith / Iron Queen Cosmos?

It's DnD-ish, but totally a work in progress. Make up whatever you like. >.>