Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Nehh]

> BH: Prepare to be shot by that box.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Despite your DISAPPOINTMENT with your INABILITY to use your PHAT LEWT, follow BH down LADDER.

> BH: Attempt scrutiny of SURROUNDINGS to penetrate OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS.




Taking stock of your location, you see that you have a door to the left, and some kind of BROKEN SODA MACHINE just to your right. Oh and a NORMAL LOOKING DOOR to the far right.

> Attempt to combine the SODA with your FOOT. Play KICK-THE-CAN.

[The Dark Fiddler]

>Both: Kick back and drink a soda. You deserve it.

[Flickerdart]

>BH: Remove BLACK BRICK from wall.

>SM: Read NOTE.

[Nehh]

> Attempt to combine the SODA with your FOOT. Play KICK-THE-CAN.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: inspect HOLE in the wall to the far right next to the NORMAL LOOKING DOOR

>SM: walk through DOOR to the left.


are we even allowed to give more then one command?

[Mercenary Pen]

SM: Take "not a boss" sign and wear it.

BH: Loot soda cans from floor and examine...

[Domochevsky]

...
are we even allowed to give more then one command?

One per active character is fine.

[AgentPaper]

> Attempt to combine the SODA with your FOOT. Play KICK-THE-CAN.




You like the part where you hit it with your foot.

> SM: Read NOTE.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Read NOTE.




Hm, sounds pretty convincing to you. How friendly of that fellow meatbag to help you out with such a nice note.

Though your keen eyes didn't miss that this fellow does not seem to liek mud, which you're not sure sits quite right with you.

> BH: Drink some delicious SODA CAN JUICE.

[Mewtarthio]

> BH: Perform HANDWRITING ANALYSIS on INNOCUOUS NOTE

> SM: Open JANITOR'S CLOSET and look for MISCELLANEOUS CLEANING SUPPLIES


...What? Why are you looking at me that way? There's like a billion different uses for miscellaneous cleaning supplies.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: inspect HOLE in the wall next to the NORMAL LOOKING DOOR

i just think this is an important thing to do :P

[Mercenary Pen]

BH: Loot bricks from wall with keep out sign.

Edit:
SM: Grab BH and head for the left-hand door because janitor's closets are sooo boring.

[smuchmuch]

Hm, sounds pretty convincing to you. How friendly of that fellow meatbag to help you out with such a nice note.

BH: read the message then slap SM on the back of the head in order to insert a minimum of common sense into it.

SM: Tell BH to get a sense of irony.

[Gralamin]

> SM: Walk up, stab your sword into the ground, Use it to swing around and kick in the blocked off room

> BH: Use residue of soda cans to make a (very poor) makeshift bomb.

[Rustic Dude]

>BH: See fourth wall.

[Starbuck_II]

BH: Drink some delicious soda can juice.

SM: Peep in hole in wall.

[The Dark Fiddler]

> Kick back and drink a soda, seriously. I bet it's Mountain Dew.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Drink some delicious SODA CAN JUICE




The JUICE in this SODA CAN is kinda gross actually. But you re-gained 2 HP and +1 EGO to boot! Nobody can stop you now!

...except applied use of FORCE or more EGO LOSS or TIME or a BRICK WALL or...

Maybe you should drink a bit more of that JUICE.

> SM: Peep in hole in wall.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Peep in hole in wall.




Scintillating.

> BH: Switch GENRE GRID to ACTION AGENT. Shoot at EYES through JOLLY-ROGER-SHAPED HOLE. Proclaim loudly "Fire in the Hole!"

[Flickerdart]

>BH: Switch to Action Agent and shoot the CREATURE in the hole between the eyes. Proclaim loudly "Fire in the hole!".

[Arcanoi]

>BH: Switch GENRE GRID to ACTION AGENT. Shoot at EYES through JOLLY-ROGER-SHAPED HOLE. Proclaim loudly "Fire in the Hole!"

>SM: Drink a SODA CAN JUICE and assume EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE.

[Mercenary Pen]

SM: Drink a can of soda, then assume the EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE

BH: Convert the empty can into a guided missile (somehow)

Hey, we probably need the firepower.

[Draconi Redfir]

>SM: Freeze in terror at the pair of what appear to be EYES looking at you

its what i would do. for some reasion i find a pair of eyes just looking at me through the darkness to be more terrifing then something jumping out at me from around a corner.

[Flickerdart]

> SM: Call to see if MG is DEAD yet. If not, report on the SODA MACHINE.

[Domochevsky]

No update today, as the server we store the pictures on has been deactivated due to some clown setting the server logs to GIGANTIC, causing the mb limit for the webspace to explode.

Fixed tomorrow earliest.

[Freako]

So, I guess that explains why I can't see any of the images. Although I've had this problem before, too...

[Draconi Redfir]

comics are working again, so thats good.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Switch GENRE GRID to ACTION AGENT. Shoot at EYES through JOLLY-ROGER-SHAPED HOLE. Proclaim loudly "Fire in the Hole!"




Feeling invincible, you take a potshot at that ROGUE and it's beady little eyes, yelling, "Fire in the hole!" as you do.

Nothing can stand before you! You are the slayer of all ROGUES! None can stand before your holy crusade! You will...

...wait a sec, what's that sound?

> SM: Drink a SODA CAN JUICE.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Drink a SODA CAN JUICE.




You slam down a can of POTION. It's your favorite brand!

> BH: Find the soda can marked "Grenade" and throw it through the hole.