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2010-05-29, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>MG: finally show up with a badarse weapon, and wonder how BH and SM haven’t beaten the easiest boss in the game yet.
Last edited by Draconi Redfir; 2010-05-29 at 11:33 PM.
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2010-05-29, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-29, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>BH - OH GOD STEALTH AND HIDE
>SM - Notice "Boss bar" below, and try to attack it.
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2010-05-30, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
> SM: Assume EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE, holding your CALIBRATING CLAYMORE at the ready.
You quickly assume the EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE, which is a rather nonsensical name for a rather impractical and seemingly arbitrary way to hold your swords. Looks kinda cool at least.
BH seems to be moving to cover your flanks. Good thing you've got such a great teammate to help you deal with this monstrosity.
> ==>Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-05-30 at 02:07 PM.
5e Homebrew: Death Knight (Class), Kensai (Monk Subclass)Excellent avatar by Elder Tsofu.
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2010-05-30, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
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The EMANCIPATED EARWIG STANCE increases your parry chance by ludicrous amounts! You wouldn't think parrying bullets would work, but I guess this IS a video game. MG probably could have told you that.
You're not sure how long you can keep this up. Hopefully BH will think of something. Surely she's gone invisible and gotten behind the BOSS for a backstab by now.
> BH: Back awayslowlyas fast as your legs can carry you.Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-05-30 at 02:07 PM.
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2010-05-30, 02:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
> BH: Back awayslowlyas fast as your legs can carry you.
You get the hell out of dodge.
Which leads you into a room with a massive CANNON, which happens to be pointed right down the HALLWAY you just came out of. There also seems to be plenty of CANNONBALLS and GUNPOWDER BARRELS lying around.
Unfortunately, there is also an abundance of DISTORTIONS in this room, rendering much of it's contents unusable.
> BH: Roll undistorted POWDER BARREL down the hall.Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-05-31 at 01:10 PM.
5e Homebrew: Death Knight (Class), Kensai (Monk Subclass)Excellent avatar by Elder Tsofu.
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2010-05-30, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BH: Yell "CANNONBALL!" and hopefully use the power of ONE-LINERS to manipulate the CANNON into using some kind of WATER ATTACK on the BOSS ROGUE.
SM: Drop your lame REGULAR SWORD and DUAL-WIELD the CALIBRATING CLAYMORE and HEALTH BAR!
BR: Notice that the two PLAYERS you are facing are very TOUGH and SELF-DESTRUCT!My username is the one I've used for many years before discovering Order Of The Stick. Any similarities to Roy Greenhilt are purely coincidental. He is, however, one of my favorite characters, which I consider to be fate.
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2010-05-30, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>BH:
Check what's in the barrels thenlook out the hole in the room.
>SM: Keep it up!
>BR: Change your face to something more serious than >:3. Perhaps try >=)Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-05-30 at 04:45 PM. Reason: Reading Comprehension fail
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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2010-05-30, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BH: Noticing that the cannon is distorted, roll an undistorted cannonball at the boss rogue. Quip line: Time to get the ball rolling.
SM: Backflip over the incoming cannonball whilst parrying bullets in emancipated earwig stance.
BR: Die a swift and painful death because a housefly landed on your back (secret weakness FTW)Part of YugiohITPAvatar by Smuchmuch
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2010-05-30, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-30, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>BH: Ask BOSS ROGUE how IT felt when MOM did not show up to ITS HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION.
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2010-05-30, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>BH: fill the CANNON with GUN POWDER and load up a CANNONBALL while makeing sure nothing but the CANNON is distorted. next step: DONT MISS!
>MG: WERE THE FARK ARE YOU!?Avy by Thormag
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2010-05-31, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
> BH: Roll undistorted POWDER BARREL down the hall.
These things are pretty heavy, but you manage to slide one over to the door, and get ready to roll it down the hallway towards the BOSS.
> SM: Ask BOSS ROGUE how IT felt when MOM did not show up to ITS HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION.Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-05-31 at 01:11 PM.
5e Homebrew: Death Knight (Class), Kensai (Monk Subclass)Excellent avatar by Elder Tsofu.
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2010-05-31, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
> SM: Ask BOSS ROGUE how IT felt when MOM did not show up to ITS HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION.
Bet he didn't expect that! You got him so bad, you wouldn't be surprised if he just turned around and ran away with his FLYING ROCKET LAUNCHER between his legs.
> ==>Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-05-31 at 01:11 PM.
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2010-05-31, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
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Or maybe you'll just get him mad and he'll take out his UNRESOLVED MOMMY ISSUES on you. With AUTOCANNONS and ROCKETS. Surely his ROBOT PSYCHOLOGIST would approve.
This isn't going very well...
> ==>Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-05-31 at 01:11 PM.
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2010-05-31, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
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The ROCKET completely misses SM, and runs straight into a GUNPOWDER BARREL that happened to be rolling down the hallway.
> SM: Use the SMOKE behind you as a DISTRACTION and roll backwards into it.Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-06-02 at 02:22 PM.
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2010-05-31, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-31, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BOTH: Fall back, Parrying/Dodging as required, and trying to lure the boss over to the remaining powder barrels (so we can shoot them, and in so doing take him)
Thought I'd suggest something approaching a proper boss fight tactic...Part of YugiohITPAvatar by Smuchmuch
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2010-06-01, 03:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BH: Switch your genre grid to Double agent and stabb SM in the back.
If you can't beat them, join them !
And then switch back to suave spy and stab BR in it's weak point. That's how a true spy rolls.Last edited by smuchmuch; 2010-06-01 at 05:29 PM.
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2010-06-01, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>SM: use the smoke behind you as a distraction and roll backwards into it, continue rolling until you stop right in front of BH. Hold up swords in front of you like a shield VIA the TURTLE STANCE, and yell at BH to fire the F***ing cannon!
>BH: fire the F***ing cannon!Last edited by Draconi Redfir; 2010-06-01 at 05:29 PM.
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2010-06-01, 06:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>SM: Is it just me or did your bar sword lose a point of whatever it was measuring?
>BH: Stealth, now that the BR is distracted!
>BR: Realize that this time spent shooting at our protagonists, as rude as they may be, could be better spent trying to work out your maternal problems and attempt to communicate with MOM. Actually, do that while shooting too. Multitasking is important.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-06-01, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
Part of YugiohITPAvatar by Smuchmuch
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2010-06-02, 02:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
> SM: Use the SMOKE behind you as a DISTRACTION and roll backwards into it.
You were just about to escape from the BOSS using the SMOKE from the explosion, but there seems to be something in your way.
Wait, is that...?
> ==>Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-06-02 at 02:22 PM.
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2010-06-02, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
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Okay something is seriously messed up with this game.
> BOTH: Try to DISTORT the BOSS ROGUE.Last edited by AgentPaper; 2010-06-03 at 10:13 PM.
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2010-06-02, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
> SM: FLING the DISTORTED SMOKE at the BOSS ROGUE!
> BH: Emerge from the other room just in time to wittily remark about how "SMOKING KILLS"!Last edited by Roy III; 2010-06-02 at 02:25 PM.
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2010-06-02, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
>BH Breifly wonder when you switched to ACTION AGENT again.
>SM: the boss has stoped fireing! RUN!Avy by Thormag
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2010-06-02, 06:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BOTH: Try to distort the boss rogue
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2010-06-02, 08:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-06-02, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BH: Call for GM SUPPORT, claim the game is bugging out and is all distorted and stuff in the TUTORIAL.
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2010-06-02, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!
BR: Die.
Hey, worth a shot.Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
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