Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Flickerdart]

> BH: FORMAT and REINSTALL

[Gamerlord]

>BH: search for a PATCH, or an EXPLANATION, on the INTERWEBS.

[Rustic Dude]

>BR: Be affected by the distortion. Become DISTORTED BOSS ROGUE. Then, rolfstomp the ladies.

[AgentPaper]

> BOTH: Try to DISTORT the BOSS ROGUE.




You band together to push the dangerous and undoubtedly highly unstable DISTORTED EXPLODING GUNPOWDER BARREL into the BOSS ROGUE, hoping to cause it to become distorted as well.

This plan has no chance of backfiring.

> GENGAME: Flip the **** out.

[AgentPaper]

> GENGAME: Flip the **** out.




The plan backfired.

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MG: okay i finished my dealy here hope you guys arent dead already >:D
MG: ok what the hell the doorknob is all twisty
MG: the door wont even open wtf
MG: hey guys get back here i cant get out of this dumb room
MG: ...
MG: hello?
MG: yah lets just ignore the only thing thats gunna save you from the first boss
MG: that sounds like a great plan
MG: what site you get that plan from its foolproof
MG: ...
MG: goddamnit can you guys even hear me
MG: great now im stuck alone in a crappy room in this crappy game with nobody to talk to
DB: Hey know, that's jst rude.
DB: Just becase I'm not taling dosn't mean I'm not here.
MG: ARGH great now im stuck in a crappy room with a douchebag
DB: That's no what my nam stands for...
MG: yah whatever douchebag just go hump a pig or whatever you said you like doing
DB: If you're ging to keep being o rude then I'll ust leave. >:(
MG: fine dont get your panties in a bunch
MG: sheesh
DB: Thak you.
DB: Anyways, I cam here to had you a massage: "You should probably trust these people a lot more. They've been generally helpful."
MG: wat
DB: anywas your about to get boted out.
DB: Have un!

> Be the other girl.

[AgentPaper]

> Be the other girl.




You are now MechaGoddess.

You are stuck in your ROOM after being booted out of the GAME you had been playing with your FRIENDS. You've been searching through various INTERNET FORUMS to try and find a solution, but the only other people that have been having problems like this are all recent and none of them know how to get around it. It seems that the entire game has crashed, so you probably don't have any choice but to wait it out.

Which leaves you with time to introduce yourself...

> Quickly retrieve arms from desk.

[Cute_Riolu]

>MG: Quickly retrieve arms from desk. Then proceed to introduce self as Suzy McPhail.

I actually know someone with that name in person. :P

[Thanatos 51-50]

MG: CHEW ON your HAIR, being totally insecure in real life, in direct counter to your ASSUMED INTERNET PERSONA, and quickly POCKET YOUR ID CARD, but not before the VIEWERS catch a glimpse of your RL NAME, Gerladine Crochet!

[SlyGuyMcFly]

> Comment of the difficulties of being a DOUBLE ARM AMPUTEE, and how much the real world sucks. Then call your ROBO-BUTLER and tell it to bring you a REFRESHING BEVERAGE

[Rustic Dude]

>You are obviously Miss Charles Worcerstershire

[Gamerlord]

>Use your superb computer skills to repair the game, reveal your name while you are at it.

[Flickerdart]

> MG: Step through the PORTAL in your FLOOR.

[AgentPaper]

> MG: Quickly retrieve arms from desk.




Suddenly feeling insecure, you rush to your desk and take out your TAZER GUN. You never feel safe without knowing this baby is charged and close at hand. Checking the batteries, you are currently at 85% power. That's plenty of punch, but you decide to swap them out for fresh ones just to be sure.

Anyways, now that the important stuff is taken care of, your name is...

> Who are you introducing yourself to? This is ridiculous. Promptly abscond to the kitchen to drown your sorrows in scones.

[Gamerlord]

>Agent 006

[Draconi Redfir]

>Crackhead McFizzlepop

Error

>Juliet Shakespeare the 5'th. Direct descendent from William himself.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> As the initials on your helmet obviously say, your name is Gertrude Cunningham.

[Mercenary Pen]

-Unimportant right at the moment. Take the time to panic as your bedroom begins to distort...

[Nano]

> Who are you introducing yourself to? This is ridiculous. Promptly abscond to the kitchen to drown your sorrows in scones.

[AgentPaper]

> Who are you introducing yourself to? This is ridiculous. Promptly abscond to the kitchen to drown your sorrows in scones.




You shake off the need to give your name to any unseen watchers that likely aren't paying any attention anyways. It's not important right now. A much more pressing concern is your sudden desire for a plate of sco... Well hey look, a plate of scones. How convenient.

> Heartily consume SCONE whilst browsing the internet for PERTINENT NEWS.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Pretend you can't hear as your FEMALE PARENTS both attempt to summon you for the EVENING MEAL

[Mewtarthio]

> Search room for INVADERS.

This is most suspicious...

[Mercenary Pen]

-Retrieve dagger from hiding place in potted plant.

[Flickerdart]

> Close the WINDOW through which some people are staring at you. You are in a mood for RETRO GAMES. Boot up FINAL FANTASY LXXVI.

[smuchmuch]

Search bedroom for nose

[Roy III]

> TAZE the SCONES.

[Nano]

> Heartily consume SCONE whilst browsing the internet for PERTINENT NEWS.

[Ogremindes]

> Heartily consume SCONE whilst browsing the internet for PERTINENT NEWS.

...and read about dot Hack while you're at it.

[Draconi Redfir]

>open DESK and read DIRTY MAGAZINES for several minutes before realising you are in desperate need of a SHOWER and CLEAN CLOTHES

[Cute_Riolu]

> RECALL the IDENTITY of the AGGRAVATING AGENT that necessitated the previous use of your TAZER GUN. CACKLE fondly at the MEMORY of the INCIDENT.

[AgentPaper]

> Heartily consume SCONE whilst browsing the internet for PERTINENT NEWS.




As you loot the SCONES, brought to you by the usual and entirely unsuspicious machinery, you decide to browse the news to see what has changed in the last five minutes.

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