Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Mewtarthio]

> Steal the LITTLE DANGLY BIT from that CURVY HOOK-SHAPED THING

[Cute_Riolu]

> Steal the LITTLE DANGLY BIT from that CURVY HOOK-SHAPED THING

I believe that in other context, this could be highly NSFW.

[Mercenary Pen]

MG: Destroy a pretentious decoration, just to get a NINJA MAIDEN close enough that you can have a word with them.

[AgentPaper]

> Destroy a PRETENTIOUS DECORATION, just to get a NINJA MAIDEN close enough that you can have a word with them.





It keeps happening!

> Discern decoration's TRUE NAME by examining PLAQUE.

[Draconi Redfir]

> Just do the dang work yourself allready.

[Mercenary Pen]

-MG: Swap your tazer for the pretentious decoration in the hope that they'll replace it with a PRETENTIOUS PLASMA BAZOOKA... You're sure you saw one lying around just the other day.

[Gamerlord]

>Activate Dimensional Viewscreen,search for a dimension where the game is working

[Mewtarthio]

> Discern decoration's TRUE NAME by examining PLAQUE

[Flickerdart]

> RECORD the NINJA MAIDENS into your DIGITIZING LOG. That newb SPY player could learn a thing or two from them.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Use TAZER on NINJA MAIDENS

[AgentPaper]

> Discern decoration's TRUE NAME by examining PLAQUE.

Plaque:

Spoiler

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This exquisite work of art was designed and sculpted by the great Master Piaccho, the most outstanding artist of modern art that Italy ever produced. At the time of it's creation, Piaccho was working as a computer installation specialist, and it is thought that this piece represents his frustration with all the tangled wires associated with such work. He would later go on to design such masterpieces as The Electric Hell and Impossible Connection, which are some of the most prized pieces fo modern art in the world. No words can describe the elegant and brutal beauty of his brilliance. Only through experiencing the unexperiencable can you truly understand why Piaccho is as respected as he is. Truly he is a master of exquisite chaos, as any but the most dull neanderthal can readily see from this masterpiece.

It's just a mass of wires. Makes you think of a retarded roller-coaster more than anything.

> RECORD the NINJA MAIDENS into your DIGITIZING LOG. That newb SPY player could learn a thing or two from them.

[AgentPaper]

> RECORD the NINJA MAIDENS into your DIGITIZING LOG. That newb SPY player could learn a thing or two from them.





You would, but you've got an AUTO-DIGITIZER LOG, so there's no need to manually collect the RECORD. A truly determined collector would be trying to fill their entire DIGITIZER LOG with everything they could find, but you just let your AUTO-DIGITIZER pick up whatever it can find, and look through what it picks up every once in a while for kicks.

As for showing it to that newb SPY player, the DIGITIZER is merely a collector's item, used to record various things and actions. It most likely picked something up from the NINJA MAIDENS, but it's not even created by GenCorp, so there's no way it could be of any use in the game. Nope, no chance in hell.

> Go into basement. Be careful of stairs.

[Draconi Redfir]

>go into basement. be careful of stairs.

[Mercenary Pen]

MG: Leave a note on the PRETENTIOUS DECORATION stating, 'I know you have my Scimitar, give it back now or I tell the PIRATE BUTLER.'

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Attempt to SUMMON NINJA MAIDENS by "ACCIDENTALLY DROPPING" SCONE CRUMBS, then topple the MASS OF WIRES onto them in order to immobilize them.

[Domochevsky]

Hm, with no paper agents around currently... what do you all think of this "LP" so far and the direction it's taking? How many of you hate MG and want to turn back to the interesting people? Or do you appreciate her attitude and want to see more?

Opinions, people!

[Gamerlord]

I want it to get back to the video game, not boring semi-RL.

[flabort]

>Hack auto-digitizing log into router, whilst fixing problem with router. Then come back and tazer pretentous Decorations to melt them.

[Mewtarthio]

I actually kind of like the MG interlude.

[Draconi Redfir]

Is it wrong that i find MG attractive? Perhaps its the (what appears to be) skin tight shorts and vest

All in all I like the short MG bit, lets us see the character we saw very little of in the beginning. IMO it looks like she could be some kind of supermodel-esq daughter of a rich family. (Like my previously suggested decedents of shakespear) I also think she either A: has had private tutors’, explaining how she is so good with technology, or B: knows absolutely nothing about technology, or much of anything really, and needs to lean on her rich parent(s) and the ninja maidens to do everything.


or you know, i could be compleatly wrong on all counts.

[flabort]

Ooh, changing my vote. flash of insight.
>Actually CALL the ninja maidens to have a word with them

[AgentPaper]

> Go into basement. Be careful of stairs.





These PRETENTIOUS STAIRS will be the death of you one of these days. I mean, they aren't even held together with anything, they could just slip out from under you at the slightest disturbance!

Upon reaching the bottom of the staircase, you find yourself confronted with piles of FRAGILE PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK, blocking off your path to your ROUTER. Why would these be here? The NINJA MAIDENS sure are getting sloppy.

> Painstakingly lift the boxes one by one into piles so you can form a path to the ROUTER.

[Draconi Redfir]

>Painstakingly lift the boxes one by one into piles so you can form a path to the ROUTER

[Mercenary Pen]

-Just climb over the PRETENTIOUS BOXES of PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK. We already know you don't care for that stuff anyway.

[Ogremindes]

-Just climb over the PRETENTIOUS BOXES of PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK. We already know you don't care for that stuff anyway.

>Climb over boxes. Impale your leg on a PRETENTIOUS SCULPTURE when the box collapses beneath you.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Look up the word Pretentious in your Digi-Dictionary, just to make sure you're using it correctly.

[Mewtarthio]

> Push PRETENTIOUS STAIRS next to PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK, forming a bridge to the router

[flabort]

>Use a level 5 Hakoden Beam to destroy the PRETENTIOUS BOXES

[AgentPaper]

> Painstakingly lift the boxes one by one into piles so you can form a path to the ROUTER.





And of course be "painstakingly lift the boxes one by one" you mean "have your servants do it for you."

...

Any minute now.

> Just climb over the PRETENTIOUS BOXES of PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK.

[AgentPaper]

> Just climb over the PRETENTIOUS BOXES of PRETENTIOUS ARTWORK.





Stupid NINJA MAIDENS, can't even instantly move a giant pile of extremely heavy and delicate boxes around without you having to even ask.

Like you need any help with all this anyways. I mean, you don't like how they do everything for you, right? You'll just climb over *crunch* the boxes *crack* all on your own! *shatter*

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