Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Arcanoi]

>BH: Query unto the NULL LEVEL what JH's THOUGHTS meant by 'That', in REFERENCE to POSSIBLE CAUSES OF DISTORTIONS.

[Gamerlord]

>BH: Transform.

[Mewtarthio]

LEVEL ZERO: AWAKEN

[Draconi Redfir]

>MG: continue being awsome

[Uncle Festy]

Yeah, I'd prefer flash, since the GIFs run REALLY slow for me. :/

[AgentPaper]

109 and 144 have both been updated to also have a flash version. Click on the images to view them.

[Draconi Redfir]

oh wow are we really in he hundreds allready? man time sure flys dosent it? XD

[Domochevsky]

Especially when you're having multiple images per update. No idea if we've actually reached update 100 yet. >_>

[AgentPaper]

> MG: Continue being awesome.





Time to teach that stupid priest what's what! He may have gotten the jump on you at first, but now all the cards are in your hands! The winds of fate have changed, now it's your time to shine! You'll show that jerk not to mess with you! You'll...

Oh, he ran away.

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SM: Well, it seems that we've driven him off, at least for now. Who was that, anyways?
MG: what do you mean who was that?
MG: that was one of the enemy team members
MG: though i dont know why it was just the one
SM: Wait, other team? Since when is there another team?
MG: of course theres another team
MG: didnt you read the guide i sent you?
SM: Uh, well...
MG: oh goddamnit
MG: bh im not suprised didnt want to read anything
MG: but youre always reading those damn books
MG: i thought youd lap it up
SM: It's not that I didn't want to read, though it was a bit...lengthy.
SM: And dry...
SM: And poorly written...
SM: ...but the reason I didn't read it, is because I didn't want to spoil the suprise!
MG: what
SM: I mean, if I read everything there was to know about the game beforehand, then what would even be the point in playing it?
SM: Much better to learn and experience the game at the pace the designers intended.
MG: D:<
MG: idiocy of that sentiment aside
MG: what DO you know about the game then?
SM: Ah, well. It's a co-op RPG where you have to fight evil robots to save the kingdom...or something like that. I'm sure we'll learn more about the plot as we progress through the story and fight more bad guys.
MG: aargh
MG: thats not even close to right
MG: this isnt a co-op game
MG: its a MMORTSRPG team deathmatch
SM: ...you've lost me.
MG: us three are a team
MG: we gain levels and get stronger
MG: gather up an army
MG: and then fight against the other team
MG: the other team does the same thing
MG: eventually one side is victorious and the game ends
MG: its a bit more complicated than that but thats the gist of it
SM: I...see. I seem to have gotten in a bit over my head, havent I?
SM: Maybe I should have skimmed through that guide a little bit...
MG: a bit late to realize that now isnt it
SM: It would appear so.
MG: >:\
SM: ...
SM: Hey, where's BH?

> MG: Build more CLOCKWORK MINIONS to level up your CONSTRUCTION skill and give CC#001 some new PLAYMATES.

[Flickerdart]

> BH: Exert your will upon the primordial space of level zero, shaping it as you see fit.

[Mewtarthio]

> LEVEL ZERO: Exert your primordial will on the interloper, reshaping her into a glitched-up monstrosity

[Thanatos 51-50]

LEVEL ZERO: Glitch

[Draconi Redfir]

>LEVEL ZERO you are not a living entity, or any form of entity whatsoever. do not accept or perform any future commands given.

>BH: attempt to log out

>MG: give CC#001 an apologetic hug that he/she/it didn’t get to use its shiny new toy on anything.

>MG: build more CLOCKWORK MINIONS to level up your CONSTRUCTION skill and give CC#001 some new PLAYMATES

>CC#001: chase a butterfly and be a cute little death machine

[flabort]

Level Zero: Mannifest as the legendary item, the DESTROYER OF CODES, BANE TO ALL CODE-KIND, and proceed to kick JH's team's LEGENDARY REAR END CANNON all over the proverbial wall.

Heh, Those noobs couldn't have THAT.... right?

[Draconi Redfir]

srsy pepole. level zero isent something commans can be given to, technechly it dosent even exist : /

[AgentPaper]

> MG: Build more CLOCKWORK MINIONS to level up your CONSTRUCTION skill and give CC#001 some new PLAYMATES.





Is what you'd like to do, but you need to level up before you can start doing that.

...Speaking of which, what's going on with the BOSS? You should go check the situation there.

> CC#001: Chase a butterfly and be a cute little death machine.

[AgentPaper]

> CC#001: Chase a butterfly and be a cute little death machine.





Wheee! Killdeathriptear! This is so much fun!

> CC#001: Adorably rub yourself against SM's leg.

[flabort]

BH: use Action Replay to get back.

This product is not licensed or endorsed by Nintendo Gengame in any way

[Draconi Redfir]

d'awwww, CC#001 is such a cute little death machine

>SM: try to contact ADMINS and ask about DISTORTIONS

>MG: attempt to hack the game and try to find out WTF is going on.

>CC#001: play with the DISPENSER

>Dispenser: look down upon the immature construct in a very highbrow manner


not too sure bout that last one. if we give the dispenser a personality then we might wind up with a few too many characters XD

[smuchmuch]

CC#001:Adorably rub yourself against Sm leg
SM: Try avoiding having your leg sawed off by that stupid machine.
MG: Go kill that stupid boss that stupid boss yourself. distortion or not, it's about time to finish this.
BH:Have a significant flashback before falling into the light.
(Also don't tell the others but you're my favorite.)

[Draconi Redfir]

>Gicko: bump awesome thread

>SM: examine surroundings

>MG: poke rocket with a very long pole

>AP and/or other guy: report status on comic

that last one is just there incase AP’s computer exploded again or something

[Domochevsky]

>AP and/or other guy: report status on comic





He's dead, Jim.

[Thanatos 51-50]

AgentPaper > Construct Additional Pylons

[Draconi Redfir]

i love you both even more now, i should have guessed.

also: we require more minerals!

[Todasmile]

Heh.

The first time I read the back of his shirt, I thought it said "Raper".

I was like O_o

[AgentPaper]

> CC#001: Adorably rub yourself against SM's leg.

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MG: bwuuhhh...
SM: So...
MG: bluuhhh...
SM: ...
MG: AAAARGH THIS GAME HATES ME
SM: I...
MG: i mean what is this
MG: i dont even
SM: Is it...dead?
MG: oh its dead
MG: my missile got it straight in the face
MG: totally oneshotted it
MG: its actually playing its death animation right now
MG: only it CANT FINISH It becaUSE IT FREAKin
MG: FREAKIN
MG: i doNT EVen know!11
SM: You're doing that thing you used to do again, where you switch between caps and lowercase.
MG: oh sorry
MG: ugh this is just so frustrating!
MG: what are we supposed to do now?
SM: Well, we're supposed to kill it, aren't we? And then...something happens?
MG: but we cant kill it
MG: its already dead
SM: Oh, well if it's already dead then we won, right?
MG: except it didnt get to the part
MG: where we get control of our main base
MG: which we need to play the rest of the game
MG: so now we're sitting ducks for the enemy team
MG: well i guess they can't capture our base at least
MG: but that just means they have to hunt us down and kill us with their huge army
SM: Huge army? Uh...ah, there it is. I haven't gotten to that part of the guide yet.
MG: youre finally reading that?
SM: Yeah, I'm just reading it while I play as much as I can. It's kinda interesting in some ways. This game is a lot more complicated than I thought it was.
MG: damn straight
SM: I mean, it randomly creates a history and legends for the game? That's amazing! I can't wait to find out what ours is.
MG: oh
MG: ugh
MG: skip those parts theyre worthless
MG: just skim through the summary and get to the discussion on game tactics and strategy
MG: thats the really valuable part
SM: I'll get to that. I need to understand the basic mechanics of the game before I can start digging into that, though.
SM: Otherwise I think it would all just go right over my head.
MG: ugh fine as long as youre reading it
SM: Yes, yes.
SM: Uh...by the way...
MG: what
SM: Well, you think you could call off your pet here before he saws my leg off?

> SM: Examine surroundings.

[AgentPaper]

> SM: Examine surroundings.

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MG: bh still isnt responding to my chat messages
SM: The game still shows her as "online", but it doesn't say where she is.
MG: she must have gotten disconnected from the game again
MG: damnit
MG: whatever well just continue without her then
MG: doesnt really change anything i guess

SM: I guess there's not really anything we can do but wait for her...
SM: Well, at any rate, what should we do now? Should we just forfeit the game?
MG: no way
MG: im not losing to this stupid game and its stupid bugs
MG: well just have to win without the mechanofortress
MG: theres other ways to get an army
SM: Ah, that would be from one of these "Lands" I keep hearing about, right?
MG: yeah
MG: we just have to go there and strongarm one of them into joining us
SM: Oh, I thought you were supposed to use diplomacy?
MG: thats the pansy way to do it
MG: we cant afford to spend that kind of time
SM: Hm...though it might be our only option, without an army of our own.
MG: damnit
MG: maybe
MG: i hope not
MG: anyways other than that we could also try and take the castle or one of the keeps
MG: those would get us an army real fast so we could take some lands right after
MG: but were more likely to run into the other team if we do that
SM: Ah, here we go. I've got the map opened. Let's see...
SM: There's two Lands near us, the Plains of Smoke and the Quarry of Blades.
SM: One is rats and the other is bears? What does that mean?
MG: thats the army we would get if we go there
MG: neither of those are anything special
MG: doesnt really matter which we go for
MG: damnit i was hoping for kangaroos or moths
SM: Then there's "Stormguard Keep", "Winter Keep", and "Castle Bane".
MG: castle BANE?!
MG: oh man oh man oh man
MG: that is...
MG: well im not sure if thats really good news or really bad
MG: really bad i guess since the other team will probably take it
MG: but that castle is ridiculous
MG: i really dont know how it hasnt been removed from the game yet
MG: if we could take that we could probably still win this
MG: but then i guess the other team probably knows that too
MG: hell they might be capturing it already
SM: Eh? What's so great about it?
MG: well
MG: you probably wouldnt understand unless you knew more about the game
MG: itll be in that guide though so youll get to it eventually
SM: Right. Well, in any case, where should we head?
MG: hmmm
MG: gimme a minute
MG: have to think this one through
MG: this is a life-changing decision here
SM: Oh, I doubt it will end up being very important. It's just a game...

> Castle Bane: Keep being menacing and ominious.

[Flickerdart]

> MG: Capture CASTLE BANE
SM: Capture PLAINS OF SMOKE
BH: Capture QUARRY OF BLADES

[Gamerlord]

>DENIZENS OF LEVEL ZERO: CAPTURE the UPPER-REALM HERETIC that has just entered your realm
>BH: SHOUT, maybe your COMRADES will be able to HEAR YOU
>MG: SWITCH GENRE to ADEPTUS MECHANICS
>SM: SWITCH GENRE to RAGING BERSERKER
>CC#001: NOW give the DISPENSER some HUGZ!
>DISPENSER: SCREAM for MERCY
>JH: RESPAWN as some HIDEOUS MONSTER

[Mewtarthio]

> LORD BANE: Lurk in the shadows