Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: log out

>MG: the BEARS are strong, go after them. your CLOCKWORK MINIONS can allready fill up the role the RATS would have anyway.

>SM: follow MG

[Todasmile]

>SM: Inquire about why Castle Bane is so amazing.

[Arbane]

MG: Take some screenshots of the glitched boss, and post a bug report on the forums.
BH: Land on a BUFFER OVERRUN ARCHIPELAGO.
SM: Get clues from backstory.

[Bucky]

BH: Assassinate the High Lord of Level Zero and rule in his place

[Draconi Redfir]

oh FFS people, level zero is a glitch in the program, an empty void of space with nothing in it. it is not sentient, it has no high overlord, there’s nothing living in there unless someone falls inside, really its just a place that was never coded into existence, like if you cheat your way to the edge of that old mmo game and jumped off. you would just be stuck in a perma-freefall because there would be nothing for you to land on.

Best you can do IMO is to log out and select "log in at mechanofortress*" on the menu screen rather then the usual "log in were last logged out" option.


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[Gamerlord]

oh FFS people, level zero is a glitch in the program, an empty void of space with nothing in it. it is not sentient, it has no high overlord, there’s nothing living in there unless someone falls inside, really its just a place that was never coded into existence, like if you cheat your way to the edge of that old mmo game and jumped off. you would just be stuck in a perma-freefall because there would be nothing for you to land on.

Best you can do IMO is to log out and select "log in at mechanofortress*" on the menu screen rather then the usual "log in were last logged out" option.


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>LEVEL ZERO: IGNORE GICKO

[The Dark Fiddler]

oh FFS people, level zero is a glitch in the program, an empty void of space with nothing in it. it is not sentient, it has no high overlord, there’s nothing living in there unless someone falls inside, really its just a place that was never coded into existence

Hi there, I heard you say glitches aren't sentient.

>Level Zero: Spawn Missingno.

[Draconi Redfir]

ok so probibly a stupid idea, but im just throwing this out there for discussion.


what if in order to beat the game, you need to go outside of it and bring in objects from the real world or something? IDK, just a though.


now that i think abut it that sounds an awful lot like the keep from the Zixx level one/two TV shows...

[smuchmuch]

Castle Bane: Keep being menacing and ominious

Gencorporation: Start the first phase of your nefarious plot (wich may or may not have anything to do with this story).

[AgentPaper]

> Castle Bane: Keep being menacing and ominious.

Chat Log:

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MG: well lets see
MG: we should probably split up no matter what we do
SM: Wouldn't it be better to stick together? Safety in numbers and all that.
MG: its risky but if we dont take control fast were screwed
MG: the other team probably has already taken both of their lands
MG: or they will pretty soon at least
SM: But if we split up then they can just pick us off one by one, can't they?
MG: if we dont split up theyll just overwhelm us eventually
MG: anyways taking castle bane should probably be our number one priority
MG: if the other team takes that then we pretty much lost already
SM: I still don't know why that's so important, but if it's as big a deal as you say, then wouldn't the other team be heading for it as well? I don't think we really stand a chance at beating them right now.
MG: yeah but they cant take it yet anyway
MG: its not something you can just take whenever you want
MG: its got its own defenses and such
MG: we just need to be there so they cant concentrate on taking it
SM: Hm, well if it's that hard to take, then maybe we should concentrate on taking all the lands and such while they're busy with that? It shouldn't matter if they have the castle if we've taken control of everything else in the meantime, right?
MG: hmm
MG: maybe
MG: but i doubt itll be that easy
MG: at most we might take control of the two lands and the two keeps
MG: if were lucky
SM: I suppose...
MG: id say we should have you and bh take the two lands closest to us
MG: while i head for castle bane and keep the other team from taking it
SM: On your own? Just one of them gave all three of us so much trouble...
MG: i dont need to beat them
MG: i just need to use my minions to distract them and keep them from taking the castle
MG: then once you two take your lands you can head up and help me drive them off
MG: or if i can keep them busy myself then you can head for the keeps instead and then push into the other teams lands with your huge armies
MG: probably forcing them to go defend
MG: which will let us take castle bane
SM: Hm, I can't help but have some doubts about this plan...it seems to rest a lot on you being able to fight the whole other team on your own.
MG: ugh like i said i dont need to beat them
SM: And BH still isn't back on...what if she can't get on for a long time? I hope everything's okay with her...
MG: argh
MG: well hopefully shell get back on soon
MG: i guess we just need to keep going and hope it doesnt take too long
SM: Well, looking at the map, there's two lands right next to us. Maybe we should just keep it simple for now and try and each take one of those?
MG: but then the other team would be free to take the castle
SM: This is pretty complicated...
SM: What should we do?

> BH: Take stock of your situation.

[Mewtarthio]

> BH: Take stock of your situation

[Draconi Redfir]

IMO they should focus on one land, perhaps after doing some scouting to make sure the other team isn’t after it yet. Anyone know if a MG can build a GLIDEING GEARFRAME yet? with some quick adjustments to CC#001, they could launch him from the top of the MECHOFORTRESS so he could circle around and search for ENEMY PLAYERS. if he sees them in either of the lands, then we can go after the opposite land. they cant take our MECHOFORTRESS until Gencorp fixes the whole bug problem, and MG really needs to level up so she can build more CLOCKWORK MINIONS, which she can later use to defend and fortify Castle Bane.

so in Summery:

>MG: check to see if you can build a GLIDEING GEARFRAME to attach to CC#001. if so, do so.

>CC#001: Glide around the MECHOFORTRESS' line of sight ring to extend your LINE OF SIGHT and search for ENEMY PLAYERS. inform MG of any sightings.

>MG+SM: leave a note for BH informing her you are both going to whatever land dose not hold any ENEMY PLAYERS, then leave for said land.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Take stock of your situation.





You seem to be going at a pretty steady 10 meters per second. Or maybe it's 10 meters per second per second. There's no air resistance, or anything to gauge your speed to, so you can't really be sure, but 10 seems like a nice number so you're going to stick with that.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

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Yup, just falling forever in the endless void, lying on your back looking up at the infinite blackness, the only illumination coming from the floor beneath you.

...wait a second, floor? How long has that been there?

> BH: Change into SUAVE SPY mode and STEALTH.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: change into SUAVE SPY mode and STELTH so you can look around while being all sneaky like.

[flabort]

>Find statues dedicated to the Chosen Players

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Get up and tumble around, on the look out for enemies.

>Domo: Obtain shovel.

[Domochevsky]

> >Domo: Obtain shovel.





Ok, got one.

Even though your name is not Domo. But you like this shovel, so you got it anyway.

[NotAEvilToaster]

Agent Paper: Initiate Shovel fight with Domo

[Gralamin]

> Domo: Aim death star towards Canada.
> BH: Take a good look at your surroundings before getting up.

[Flickerdart]

>BH: Collect CROWN hovering above your head.

[The Dark Fiddler]

>Agent Paper: Stop playing StarCraft II.

[AgentPaper]

>Agent Paper: Stop playing StarCraft II.

Today it was just a matter of me forgetting to get on IRC...

>_>

<_<

*Throws shovel and runs*

[Draconi Redfir]

Today it was just a matter of me forgetting to get on IRC...

>_>

<_<

*Throws shovel and runs*

... would you say you... threw the shovel to cover your escape!?!?!!?!?!?
FORMSPRING ANON!!!!


>Gengame: get back to the actual Plot please

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Change into SUAVE SPY mode and STEALTH.





With a quick look around for SHOVEL-TOTING HOODLUMS, you hide yourself with the ever-useful STEALTH ability.

Looks like there's nobody here though...wherever "here" is.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

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What is up with this place? It all feels vaguely familiar, but so much of it is just...missing. It's like if some incompetent wanna-be programmer tried to make a game, but nothing really fit together right.

At any rate, it looks like there's 5 doors you can enter easily, and one that you could probably jump over to. There's also another door that you might be able to swing down into, but there's no way you could pull off a feat like that unless you had a point of ACTION.

> BH: Let's see what's behind Door Number Three, Monty!

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Go down and jump over to that one door. Try to get an explosion behind you to cheat the game out of a point of ACTION.

[Gralamin]

>BH walk into the first door.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: peek inside each easily reachable DOORS to make sure you wont FALL OFF A CLIFF or something

[Arbane]

>BH: Let's see what's behind Door Number Three, Monty!