Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Mewtarthio]

> BH: Throw caution to the wind! Perform a flying kick through a random door!

[Thanatos 51-50]

BH: Make an MC Ecsher pun

[NotAEvilToaster]

BH: Be reminded of internet webcomic you read.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Let's see what's behind Door Number Three, Monty!





Another two doors. You can barely contain your excitement at this shocking revelation.

> Peek inside midget little person dwarf door.

[KBF]

>Peek inside midget little person door

[Mewtarthio]

> BH: Drop through hole in lower-right

[Uncle Festy]

>Peek inside midget little person dwarf door

Fix'd and seconded.

[Thanatos 51-50]

BH: Realize you need a shower and AFK for a few minuetes to take one.

[AgentPaper]

> Peek inside midget little person dwarf door.





You head on in through the dwarf fairy elf door. Or did they want to be called "extra short people" now? Maybe that was just a stupid internet troll. You're getting pretty fed up with extra short people and them always changing what they want to be called. You swear they do it JUST so they can act all offended because you didn't get the memo. You hate memos.

> BH: Examine scribblings on the wall.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: examine scribbleings on the wall

[Bucky]

>BH: Push the button

[Flickerdart]

The scribbling on the wall must be a memo!

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Examine scribblings on the wall.





Phew, you were afraid that someone had left a MEMO for you. You would have hated that. Instead it's just a wholesome wall of HASTILY SCRIBBLED NOTATIONS, which is a very healthy way to remind yourself of stuff. It reminds you of when...well, that's another story you're not going to go into right now.

At any rate, these NOTATIONS are gibberish to anyone but the one who wrote them down, just as they should be, and you'll not disrupt their sanctity by trying to decipher them. That would just be rude.

> BH: Push the button.

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Suddenly recall childhood memories of a tall, well-dressed man brought on by HASTILY SCRIBBLED NOTATIONS.

[KBF]

>BH: Suddenly recall childhood memories of a tall, well-dressed man brought on by HASTILY SCRIBBLED NOTATIONS.

>Alternately, don't do that.

>Examine EDGE and OTHER OBJECTS IN THAT DIRECTION.

[Gamerlord]

>scribbilings: Become Alive.

[BRC]

>Take a screenshot of the scribblings, just in case.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Push the button.





But while the SCRIBBLED NOTATIONS intrigue you, you can never resist the lure of a button to be pressed. This actually looks more like a knob to be turned to you, but you were never much of a knob person, so you'll stick with pressing for now.

Surely a button so mysterious must have a purpose that will take hours upon hours for you to discover, with effects so profound that, once you unveil them, will shock you to your very core! Maybe it causes volcanoes to erupt in another part of the world? Or maybe it scrambles all the furniture in a room you've yet to explore? Or maybe it...

...makes a PORCELAIN VASE pop out of a hole in the floor! You can barely wrap your head around the implications of this revelation! Uh, which are...well, you don't have time to explain those right now.

> BH: Wear the PORCELAIN VASE as a hat. Then rotate the button five notches and press the knob.

[Bucky]

Loot the vase. Then loot the light fixture for good measure.

[Flickerdart]

> BH: Push the button some more times!

[Arcanoi]

>BH: Exploit BUTTON OF INFINITE VASE for FUN and PROFIT.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: SMASH the VASE

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Wear the PORCELAIN VASE as a hat. Then rotate the button five notches and press the knob.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Wear the PORCELAIN VASE as a hat. Then rotate the button five notches and press the knob.





You spin the button around and press it again. Some might say you're spinning a knob, but you don't see it that way. Turning a button is much more intuitive than pressing a knob, after all.

Huh, this time it made a smaller PORCELAIN VASE. This fits in perfectly with the staggering implications that you figured out the first time a PORCELAIN VASE randomly popped out of the ground.

Said implications are also why you're wearing the first PORCELAIN VASE as a hat, in case you were wondering.

> BH: Turn that button the other way 'til it don't turn no more. The click the knob.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Turn that button the other way 'til it don't turn no more. The click the knob.

[Ogremindes]

> Turn that button the other way 'til it don't turn no more. The click the knob.

>Turn that button the other way 'til it your wrist gets tired. Then click the knob.

There's no reason an object can't be scaled indefinitely.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Scale it big enough, and we'll break LEVEL ZERO.
Or maybe get a nice, vase-shaped house.
Or something, I dunno.

[Gralamin]

> Experiment to learn the Secrets of the MAGIC PORCELAIN VASE MACHINE.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: create FIVE VASES of various SIZES then put the smallest vase into the 2nd smallest, the 2nd smallest into the 3rd smallest, the 3rd smallest into the 4th, and so on. Then put the LARGEST vase inside the SMALLEST one.

create a Cascading Klein Bottle Vase! matryoshka

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Turn that button the other way 'til it don't turn no more. The click the knob.





And now, in accordance with your MASTER PLAN, you spin the button right 'round, baby right 'round. Like some sort of ANCIENT FLAT DISC STORAGE DEVICE. All the way until it won't turn no more!

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Still spinning...

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It doesn't stop!

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> BH: Turn that button the other way 'til it your wrist gets tired. Then click the knob.