Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Flickerdart]

>BH: Craft SECOND KNIFE from vanquished foes.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: Take out BLACKORB BUG#3 before it runs away and alerts OTHER BUGS. Insert a CANDY STICK into mouth like a cigarette without looking at BLACKORB BUG#3 for a point of SUAVE.

[billtodamax]

>Spin pistol in hand, before shooting BlackOrbBug #3 in the back as it flees, or if it runs towards you in the front of the face just before it gets to you.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Steady your aim, then DOUBLE TAP BLACKORB BUG #3. make a quip about not being able to outsmart boolet.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Steady your aim, then DOUBLE TAP BLACKORB BUG #3. Make a quip about not being able to outsmart boolet.





You may outsmart me, but can you outsmart...boolet?

...

You botched that accent so hard, even you think you shouldn't get any ACTION for it. Your inner SPY is also a bit ashamed that you would even imply that something is smarter than you...

This is harder than you thought it would be.

> BH: Adjust VIEW to overcome OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: adjust VEIW to overcome OFFSCREAN BLINDNESS

[Thanatos 51-50]

BH: Check for invisible traps

[Draconi Redfir]

BH: Check for invisible traps pookey

fixed that for you

[Domochevsky]

What's that about? A new meme?

[smuchmuch]

It's a reference to the flash series Unforgotten Realms.

[Thanatos 51-50]

It's a reference to the flash series Unforgotten Realms.

Dear Goddess, what have I done?

[Draconi Redfir]

Dear Goddess, what have I done?

im not gunna worry untill i see SM dual weilding nunchucks and casting flare.

[Arbane]

> BH: Loot the bodies
> BH: Head up to the screen.

> MG: Explore

> SM: Rampage through unaligned territory

> JH: Amass forces for another attack

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Adjust VIEW to overcome OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS.





And once again your OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS rears its ugly head.

Although, it doesn't look like any of them are really paying any attention to you. Maybe they're not as aggressive as you initially assumed? Hopefully killing three of their friends without so much as a SUAVE GREETING wasn't a mistake you will come to regret later.

> BH: Level up for vanquishing foes and gaining the final experience point required.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: STEALTH and then sneak up on BLACKORB BUG #5. PICK HIM UP and THROW him towards BLACKORB BUG #4, throw your KNIFE while still STEALTHED to pin one or both of them to the wall.

and then

>BH: gain a point of SUAVE

[Gralamin]

> Replaces Graphics Card to sweep away piles of Bugs

What, it worked for me

[flabort]

We don't need a new art style!

Not until (v2 of) this thread reaches the 50 page limit, anyways...

Now, come on and
> Level up for vanquishing foes and gaining the final experience point required, check genre grid for new genres

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Level up for vanquishing foes and gaining the final experience point required.





You take a quick check of your experience bar. Hm, not quite there yet. You'll have to murder a tad more.

Speaking of murder...

> BH: STEALTH and then sneak up on BLACKORB BUG #5. PICK him UP and THROW him towards BLACKORB BUG #4, throw your KNIFE while still STEALTHED to pin one or both of them to the wall.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: STEALTH and then sneak up on BLACKORB BUG #5. PICK him UP and THROW him towards BLACKORB BUG #4, throw your KNIFE while still STEALTHED to pin one or both of them to the wall.





You RECLOAK and PICK UP the next BLACKORG BUG with little effort. It's like they don't even care that their numbers dwindle.

...wait, did you mean "pick up" as in "grab and throw"? Uhm... ok, you can still salvage this!

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

> ==>





With a mighty heave, you lift the dead BUG over your head!

Oof, this guy is heavy...

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

> ==>





Okay, so you seem to lack the upper body strength to actually throw that sack of bricks, but this gets the job done just as well.

Don't look at me like that!

> BH: Stop murdering. They're not attacking, so it's quite possible they're non-hostile, and perhaps even beneficial. Still, craft disguise from dead corpse. No sense letting the already dead go to waste.

[flabort]

I'm going to repeat what someone else said earlier here...
>Craft a new knife from your vanquished foes

[AgentPaper]

One thing I'd like to note real quick: Don't be afraid to post commands because "they wouldn't be good enough." That couldn't be farther from the truth! Even if it sounds like it would be dumb and could never make a good update to you, it might strike me or domo's imagination and cause something amazing and/or hilarious! As well, don't be afraid to post a command for something that's unlikely from what you know about the game and the world so far. Anything not written in stone is infinitely mutable, and even stuff written in stone might not actually be what you thought it was!

Simply put, the name of the game here is quantity over quality. If you're inspired with a really funny or awesome command, great! If you're not, then post whatever you thought up anyways! The more commands we get, the more flexibility we have, and the more likely one of them will inspire us.

Lately, we've been seeing very few commands, especially from a handful of specific people, and while there's nothing wrong with those commands, it makes it a bit harder to think up the next update when we have so little to work with. I might sometimes post to try and influence the direction of the commands if things get too far off track, but there's no such thing as a "wrong" command, so don't be afraid to throw something out there!

And of course, as always thanks a ton for reading this all, you guys have been a great fanbase and I hope we'll continue being able to provide you all with lots of entertainment for the foreseeable future.

[flabort]

In that case...
>Make a swiss army gun from vanquished foes
>Make a disguise from (more) vanquished foes
>Try to contact MOM from inside LEVEL ZERO

remember her?

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: VICTORY DANCE!

>BH: EXAMINE the dead BUGS

>BH: look around your FLOOR a bit.

>BH: SHOOP DA WOOP!

[Thanatos 51-50]

>BH: Begin Stuffing the Super-dense BLACK ORB BUGS into your EXPERIENCE BAR.

[Gralamin]

> Now that you have HORRENDOUSLY MURDERED some of the Bugs, craft a Gift from their corpses and present it to the next bug. Say "Sorry about the mess, but these guys bugged me".

(Hows that for a horrible horrible command? )

[NotAEvilToaster]

BH: Steal Blackorb Fangs and Equip in mouth slot to become Blackorbpire.

[billtodamax]

>Pull leg off BlackOrbBug and use it to beat the rest of them to death, horribly scarring any surviving bugs.

[Draconi Redfir]

>align BLACKORB LEGS like bowling pins and then use a BLACKORB TORSO as a bowling ball.