Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[OzymandiasVolt]

>BH: Admire new tie.

[NotAEvilToaster]

>BH: Become mind controlled by unknown entity for future drama and plot confusion.

[Ogremindes]

BH: Come on, you know you're not gonna get any more advanced genres unless you use the one you've got.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: switch to Inept Informer. dowitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit doitdoit

[Domochevsky]

> BH: Come on, you know you're not gonna get any more advanced genres unless you use the one you've got.





Nu-uh! You won't switch to that genre. Did you see what it's name is?! You've watched the movies and just know how this is going to turn out.

Thanks, but no thanks.

> BH: Stop messing around with your damn Genre Grid, unless you're switching genres. Re-establish current position and situation.

[BRC]

This is cause for experimentation!
Close your Genre Grid, then open it again.

[Gralamin]

...So the rumors are true. It isn't locked down until you switch to it. Or we are bugging.

>Close and reopen genre grid, but do not switch to your new genre.

[flabort]

>keep opening/closing GENRE GRID until told otherwise

[Thanatos 51-50]

[b]Nu-uh! You won't switch to that genre. Did you see what it's name is?! You've watched the movies and just know how this is going to turn out.

Thanks, but no thanks.[/center]

Balanced Bandit? Not something that bodes ill in the movies. Switch nao, noob.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: look again

[Ogremindes]

Why do I get the feeling that it's always going to be something terrible whenever she's looking at it?

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: shake you're Genre maker!

[SlyGuyMcFly]

BH: Give the GENRE GRID your PATENTED FONZIE-STYLE FIX-ALL BUMP

[NotAEvilToaster]

MG: Accidentally trip over unknown switch.
BH: Open And Close Until you get Bumbling Badass, or British Buffoon.

[Gamerlord]

>MG: Status report

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Stop messing around with your damn Genre Grid, unless you're switching genres. Re-establish current position and situation.

[BRC]

Guys, we've clearly achieved the Genre Roulette!

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Stop messing around with your damn Genre Grid, unless you're switching genres. Re-establish current position and situation.





Alright, you can get behind that. It beats looking at that failure of a genre again.

So originally you got here after getting thrown through a doorway that wasn't there before by that guy from the other team. No, you can't explain how either of these two things happened. You're sure it couldn't have been incompetence. It will most likely remain a mystery.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

> ==>





You landed in this...peculiarly familiar looking place, exploring for what feels like days now, going from room to room and poking around. Right now, after getting shrunk you're on your way to the top of this terminal to see what it says.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

> ==>





...Come to think of it, you don't really HAVE a goal. You're just messing around. You guess you kinda want to get out of here and get back on with the game. Unfortunately your teammates aren't responding in chat. They must have gotten disconnected again.

Which means it's all up to you. Time to stop fooling around and get cracking!

> BH: Look again.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Look again.





Oh great, you just had to ruin the mood, didn't you.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

> ==>





I mean really, what's the point in being an "Inept Informer" anyways? Is that really supposed to be something you would use? It's probably got abilities that do things like leave clues when you die. Here's a hint: THE ENEMY TEAM DID IT. Oh man, you are so sly.

And don't get me started on the stupidity your "teammates" would get into with this. "Oh you have served your usefulness. Let me remotely detonate a bomb in your skull!" Yeah thanks. Glad to help.

> BH: Stop being so tense; continue mass genocide to calm yourself down. Maybe switch to ACTION AGENT while you have your GENRE GRID open while you're at it.

[Flickerdart]

>MG: Remotely detonate a bomb inside BH's skull.
>BH: Respawn at base.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

>: Do THAT ^

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Wait, if you die... you'll respawn at the base and be out of here! Switch to Inept Informer! Be quick about it, so quick that you don't even LOOK!

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: stop being so tense; continue mass genocide to calm yourself down. Maybe switch to ACTION AGENT while you have your GENRE GRID open while you're at it.

[Gamerlord]

>MG: FREAKING STATUS REPORT ALREADY.
>BH: Check for a bomb inside your skull
>JH:Do not Respawn

[Draconi Redfir]

>CC#001: crawl up to mommy and ask for a baby brother and/or sister.

>CC#001: ask mommy were baby clockwork minions come from

i love CC#001 can you tell?

[Domochevsky]

>CC#001: crawl up to mommy and ask for a baby brother and/or sister.

>CC#001: ask mommy were baby clockwork minions come from

i love CC#001 can you tell?

I had a vague suspicion. It's very subtle.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Stop being so tense; continue mass genocide to calm yourself down. Maybe switch to ACTION AGENT while you have your GENRE GRID open while you're at it.









Right, getting on with it for realsies now. You equip your new toy and grapple up towards the light. You've messed around down here long enough.

Looks like you are on the backside of the terminal now. Hm, not much to murder up here. Jeez, and you just thought up the greatest one-liner too!

> BH: Offscreen blindness TO THE MAX. EXTREME OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS CHECKING. You are going to be SO AWARE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.