Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Switch to ABLE ASSASSIN

[Cute_Riolu]

> Realize how awesome having a working grappling hook makes you.

[Gralamin]

> Move to the front of terminal, after checking offscreen blindness.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: offscreen blindness. Really, this should be second nature now.

[OzymandiasVolt]

>BH: Offscreen blindness TO THE MAX. EXTREME OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS CHECKING. You are going to be SO AWARE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: you have all the offscreen blindness. All of it.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Offscreen blindness TO THE MAX. EXTREME OFFSCREEN BLINDNESS CHECKING. You are going to be SO AWARE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.





YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. ALL OF THE THINGS. ALL OF THEM.

> BH: Realize how awesome having a working grappling hook makes you.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Realize how awesome having a working grappling hook makes you.





...huh? You feel so insignificant right now. You hold on to your grappling hook, feeling its cold, reassuring awesomeness comforting you in your sudden feelings of insignificance. So cold.

> BH: Move to the front of terminal.

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Move to the front of terminal.





Keep it together! You're still an awesome super-spy, no matter how big the universe is, ever expanding never stopping until you're just a speck on a speck on a speck on a speck....

Gah! No! Must...resist...increased awareness! You ARE the center of the universe, and don't let anyone tell you different!

You check out the front of the OLDE-TYMEY TERMINALLE, the glow of the screen on your face. Behind you is a set of arcane controls and doo-whatzits, awaiting your input.

> BH: Examine Screen.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: Examine screen

[Gralamin]

> Find the biggest button and press it

[NotAEvilToaster]

Not A Evil Toaster: Wonder if Paper and Domo watched angel beats.
BH: Realize the wonder of clothespins, and in comparison, your worthlessness, and despair.
MG: WE SAID GIVE A DAMN STATUS REPORT!!!

[Arcanoi]

>BH: Investigate DOO-WHATZITS.

[flabort]

>Examine screen, realize it's a email service unlimited by space and time, email yourself three hours ago with your status, so that you'll be prepared for it.
>You know what you must do: Escape level zero!

[The Dark Fiddler]

>BH: Open strange, old-fashioned internet browser and navigate to http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149907.

More seriously:

>BH: Look around for important documents on the OLDE-TYMEY TERMINALE.

[Mewtarthio]

> BH: Ctrl-A. Delete.

[Bucky]

> BH: Install GenGame

[SlyGuyMcFly]

>BH: Press the RED BUTTON

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Examine Screen.





Phew, that was a close one. Over-confidence restored (mostly), you take a look at what's on the screen.

> BH: Fill in the HARROWING HARRASSER's name field with your own.

[Arbane]

> BH: Fill in the HARROWING HARRASSER's name field with your own.
or
> BH: Click on the ICONS, see what they do.

[Cute_Riolu]

> BH: Indulge in recursive gameplay.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BH: play a game within a game within a game

[Flickerdart]

>BH: HARASS the other team.

[Thanatos 51-50]

> BH: Break the fourth wall, berate AgentPaper for creating a recursive element and a third layer of this game. It's getting too complicated already. Make sure you tell him to not turn this into the nigh-incomprehensible mess that is Problem Sleuth or Hivebound.
Then Congratulate Dom, because he's a pretty awesome artist.

[KBF]

If you don't think Homestuck is complicated, maybe even more complicated than Hivebent, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

>Tab to what appears to be an eye icon (make sure not to make that joke) and hit the enter key

..Does it even have a mouse? It has an interface but I don't see.. So yeah, use the tab key.

[Draconi Redfir]

homestruck? hivebent? complicated!?

i think you're reading the wrong story here guys :P

>BH: the OLD TIMEY TERMINAL seems useless, at least at this size. go return to normal size and then come back

[Thanatos 51-50]

If you don't think Homestuck is complicated, maybe even more complicated than Hivebent, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

I think the clincher is that the chat logs in Homestuck don't cause me physical pain when I try to read them.

[chiasaur11]

Wait.

Center of the universe?

That can't be true.

Everyone knows Zaphod Beeblebrox is the most important person in the universe.

Consider Beeblebrox

[billtodamax]

We can't afford to lose any more ego!

> Dont think about Pink Elephants Beeblebrox

[AgentPaper]

> BH: Fill in the HARROWING HARRASSER's name field with your own.





Geez, this is hard work! How did anyone ever do anything with these ridiculous contraptions!

Almost got it...just a few more leaps, and...

> BH: Fill in the HARROWING HARRASSER's name field with your own.