Pirates V The WW Game. Setting Sail!

[Zeb The Troll]

I think I still need to vote this day phase, so Calar if I haven't voted already for someone.

[Eldritch Knight]

Calar it is then.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The characters all sat around on Pirates Island getting nervous.

Its been almost a week. Do you think the narrators forgot about us?
Nah. They've just been busy with the meet-up.
Surely, of the three of them, one would update.
We just need to get their attention and I know just the thing.


Blue pulls out a large box of fireworks. In the United States, its almost the fourth of July, where the celebrate the birth of their country by blowing things up. We'll make a lot of noise and the narrators will remember us.

Wait. I'm Canadian. I can't blow stuff up for a U.S. holiday.

No, its okay. The Emperor is Canadian and he'd blow stuff up, anyway.

Well, okay, but I'm from New Zealand.
Wait...I thought you were Australian? This is getting confusing. Where is everyone from?
Guys, it doesn't matter where we're from, can we just blow up stuff to wake up the narrators, please?
Calar speaks upYes.
Thanks! See, Calar's ready to go.
No, I'm from Yes.
What?
I'm from Yes. I was born in Agreement, a small coastal city on the Correct Sea. In fact, Yes is the greatest country out there. Its GDP is higher than Canada's. It produces less carbon output than the USA. Its cleaner than England and it has more fuzzy fluffy critters than Australia. In fact, our government is the best in the world. We've got a system in place that allows for ....{Narrator Note: This goes on for awhile}

About the time that Calar goes in-depth on the voting process, Alarra comes back, after resting up from the weekend. She looks at Calar and frowns.Were you talking about politics? You know the rules. Alarra pulls out a large hammer with the phrase BAN written on it.

Calar gulps nervously, but his fate is sealed. Alarra swings the hammer and Calar is blasted from existence.

Calar was banned for talking about politics. He was a pirate. Night begins and will end hopefully in 24 hours. Please send all night actions to Alarra, Atreyu, and Indurain!

We need to know what the player would like to do tomorrow.

A) Raid Pirate's Cove to claim the new ship
B) Sail to Fatbelly's Island for some tasty grub
C) Visit that Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

[Zeb The Troll]

I'd like to Raid for a New Ship, please. This one's on its last legs, so to speak.

[Lex-Kat]

IgotoneIgotoneIgotone!!! Oh maaan! I'm so dead tonight. How many more Pirates can there be?

Oh, and I'll go with Zeb on this one. Raid Pirate's Cove to claim the new ship.

[evnafets]

They all sound so fun!!

Can't we raid the ship, and then have lunch in the Mental Asylum on Fatbelly's Island????

Awwww? Only one of them? Why?

Ok then.

I vote for Fatbelly's Island. I'm getting hungry.
Go to Fatbelly's Island for some tasty grub

[ThePhantom]

After Calar was banned, Phantom takes out a sword from his hat.

And now, we will Raid Pirate's Cove to claim the new ship!

And off he goes.

[Helgraf]

Raid Pirate's Cove for the new ship, even though it means the pirates will probably get to recruit someone or something annoying like that.

[Timberwolf]

Nice shooting lex.

[Zar Peter]

I want to go to Fatbellys Island, too.

Also I want to announce that I'm gone for the next two weeks from Saturday on. No chance for internet connection there. (Well, it's Italy and Roaming fees in Europe are immense).

[Thufir]

Raid Pirate's Cove!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The passengers all head out to Skull Rock to try to find the pirate's ship. They don't actually have any reason to believe the ship is at Skull Rock, but really, if you had a place called Skull Rock on your island, wouldn't you keep your ship there?

They try to navigate the cavern's deadly traps including trip wires and a piano made of bones! However, the brave passengers overcome the traps and find the Pirate's ship Its in a sealed up cavern. As they break the ship out of its cavern, two thieving brothers show up with their evil mother and try to kill our passenger heroes. As the thieves level their guns at our gang, all seems lost, until the hideously deformed forgotten third brother attacks the other two, defeating them, but dooming himself to a life alone.

As the passengers sail out into the harbor with their new ship, Lex-Kat stays behind with the deformed brother to make sure that he isn't alone anymore.

Day begins, and we're back on a pirate ship! Lex-kat was a member of HALO and stayed behind because she's heroic like that. She was technically night-killed, but I need to stay on her good side.

Let the day begin!!

[evnafets]

Yay for goonies references :-)

And three cheers for Sloth! I knew he would come to save us! Sloth is my friend, he is. He is my bestest friend in the world after the Llama of course...

Now what happens when you take the pile of gold off of those carefully balanced scales? Thufir do you know?

[Lex-Kat]

*Hugs Sloth*

[Eldritch Knight]

Zar Peter. Why?

Because the voices in my head tell me that it's a good idea.

They're also telling me that Ghana will win the world cup, and that Canada will soon launch it's campaign to take over the world, but that I shouldn't have said that and should go sit in the corner until the banana tapdances with the spoon while the moo-moo cow does the fandago with Western Civilization and...


((I'm going to stop myself RIGHT THERE before I get any sillier.))

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter. Why?

Because the voices in my head tell me that it's a good idea.

They're also telling me that Ghana will win the world cup, and that Canada will soon launch it's campaign to take over the world, but that I shouldn't have said that and should go sit in the corner until the banana tapdances with the spoon while the moo-moo cow does the fandago with Western Civilization and...


((I'm going to stop myself RIGHT THERE before I get any sillier.))

And there is the flaw in this logic... point at Thufir, mostly to get a point in before I go to Italy.

[PirateMonk]

Eldritch Knight, for bad logic.

[ThePhantom]

Thufir, as one last test of the Lex kat system.

[billtodamax]

Thufir, sure.

[banthesun]

What is this voting thing everyone seems so keen on? If I was doing things like that I'd probably vote Thufir, 'cos that seems like the cool thing to do.

[Helgraf]

Eldritch Knight.

No fence-sitters, people.

[Zeb The Troll]

Umm, why are voting for Thufir, again?

[hap_hazard]

ThePhantom for third on Thufir.

[Timberwolf]

Umm, why are voting for Thufir, again?

Because he was next on Lexie's list.

Thufir.

[Istari]

hap_hazard cuz I can

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The day is spent trying to adjust to the new ship. Passengers try to adjust to the new set-up and lay out. People scramble everywhere to try to find what they need. Well, they all do except one man. Thufir seems to be able to help everyone find everything they need. He knew the left-handed monkey wrench was under the captain's chair and he knew exactly where the purple sail paint was and he even knew the combination to unlock the steering wheel. The rest of the passengers all cheered him. They hoisted him up on their shoulders and paraded him around the ship. They didn't see the Hench-pixie come up from behind them all and shove Thufir off their shoulders and into the water below. He was a pirate, that's how I know he's a pirate. The hench-pixie then grabs some candy bars and flies off back to Sloth.

As Thufir hits the water, hundreds of small creatures with snorkels on their yellow and purple heads float to the surface and grab him.
Though he kicks and screams they drag him down to Snorkland and hold him hostage as a bargaining tool in case Hollywood tries to make their old cartoon into a Live Action movie, as well.

Thufir was captured by Snorks, and taken back to their underground world, which is better than being eaten by spiders, I suppose. He was a pirate!

Night begins and ends in 24 hours most likely. Please send all night kills and actions into Alarra, Atreyu, and Indurain.

[Lex-Kat]

Woohoo!!! Score another for the Pixie!!

[Supagoof]

*Blows dust off the microphone.*

Mighty quiet round here. Going to have to change that.

[Music= Next Contestant by Nickelback]
We judge by how your pointing
Just how many wolves we're catching
Every day we sail on open seas
Each night another person dies
And we'd wish you'd take the night off
So we could lose the plight of
Every morning, who died by your hands
It happens every night we land
Goof sings cause he can not play,
We understand that it's okay,
As long as he don't name anyone in verse,
He don't know who's who anymore
He'll try to entertain us,
With lyrics to amuse us,
As we march into our deaths,
Tonight somebody's getting hurt

There goes a purple pirate....

Was that, the sound of some one, who drowned?
Was that the sound?
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
I'd like to not leave here limping
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
I'd like to not leave here limping
There goes a purple pirate.

I'll even fear crew members,
Led stray by crazy slander,
And logic that's never going to work,
The seers have turned up missing,
Each time we set up on shore,
We have to lynch a person once more,
The night falls shortly afterwards
Tonight somebody's getting hurt

There goes a purple pirate....

Was that, the sound, of some one, who drowned?
Was that the sound?
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
I'd like to not leave here limping
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
I'd like to not leave here limping
There goes a purple pirate.

I like the pirates dying,
Each day that I am trying,
To kill another one of them,
But tonight somebody's getting hurt.

There goes a purple pirate....

Was that, the sound, of some one, who drowned?
Was that the sound?
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
I'd like to not leave here limping
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
I'd like to not leave here limping
There goes a purple pirate.
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
Each night seems like death is coming close,
I'd wish they'd stop killing us
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes a purple pirate.
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[Indurain]

*CRREEEAAAAAKKKK*

“You took your sweet time getting here. I’ve been waiting all night.”

Suddenly a flame springs to life, illuminating the room. The pirate is caught by surprise, as Helgraf leans over lighting a nearby kerosene lamp.

“Aren’t you a little short to be a pirate?”

The pirate manages a glance down at his sword, stashed in his scabbard.

“You were just going to come in and stab me in my sleep? Where’s the fun in that? Where’s the drama?”

“Drama?” The pirate manages to stammer.

“Oh lord, did they teach you nothing in Pirate school? What’s your name kid?"

“Billtodamax.”

Helgraf walks over, putting his arm around the rookie pirate, walking him deeper into the room.

“You can’t just stab a man in his sleep. You gotta make him suffer. Tie him up while he’s sleeping. Then..you wake him up with a cut right here.”

Helgraf draws a hidden blade across the back of the todamax’s leg, dropping the pirate to the ground. He yelps in pain.

“Don’t worry, it’s not lethal. But, now they can’t move their legs; this avoids any unnecessary kicks, or unexpected exits. This is where you’d go into your long drawn out speech, or furious taunting. They can’t do anything about it. And then, when you hit the crescendo of your speech, you drive your sword, like this.”

Helgraf drives the blade through the pirates chest. Billtodamax staggers back, collapsing into a nearby chair.

“But…but…I was going to use this.” The pirate manages to say before he exhales his last breath. A small piece of paper falls out of his hand to the carpet. Helgraf bends over and picks it up.

“How would a pirate know how to cast Explosive Ru--“

Helgraf was blown up. He was a passenger. He used a Beast Item to take Billtodamax down with him. Billtodamax was Shadow. Therefore he was a very short pirate.

Day Begins Now-ish.

[billtodamax]

Damn. Good luck pirates, you'll need it.