Pirates V The WW Game. Setting Sail!

[Lex-Kat]

*Dances* Yes!!! Blow 'dem pirates up.

[Dallas-Dakota]

As night ventures into day and the sun slowly rises you see slight shimmers going down through the deck.

When you listen closely you hear song coming from deep below, from the bottom of the ship.

Countless years ago, while lost in barren seas
There whispered murmurs of a bloody mutiny
We took up arms and slayed the strategists
And with swords drawn, made the narrator walk the plank

But as he fell down to the depths, he swore a deadly curse
"As sure as hell's my final fate, You'll all soon die or worse"
Now as we stand before the lynch' waiting for the end
I'll say these final words my friend

Shimmers rise through the deck and start dancing and toasting with their mugs. You've figured out where the singing comes from, you look closely and see ghastly figures of pirates singing and dancing.

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Shadow has lead us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits!

We returned to WW Central with sorrow in our chests
A strategic Seer followed us on every quest
Never to feel joy again was our fate
Only misery and death, fear and burning hate

We broke the law, betrayed the villagers
Now time is running out
An unforgivable offence
Oh, of that there is no doubt

Now as we stand before the lynch' mob waiting for the end
I'll say these final words my friend

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Shadow has lead us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The next ww game awaits!

Many years, have passed now
Yet, the curse still lives on
And now we rot, in a black prison cell
Waiting for our true calling in the next werewolf game!

But for the lives we leave behind, don't shed a tear don't cry
The only way to break this curse is for us all to die
Now as we stand before the lynch waiting for the end
I'll say these final words my friend..

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Shadow has lead us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The next werewolf game awaits!

[Murska]

Another beast item? Geez, I see someone else got lucky with their purchases aswell...

[ThePhantom]

After putting out the fire from the explosive runes, Phantom gets out a plank.

Its interesting the history of sailing. Once a clock that could work on ships was created, telescopes became not nearly as important as they were. But they still were useful for spoting incoming objects, but since someone doesn't want to share his telescope, I say we make him walk the plank. Put Zar Peter overboard.

[Helgraf]

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of living in your one sail ship
you'd like to find a little place below decks,
for awhile..

So you go to the mainmast in your tie dyed jeans
And you stare at Indurian and the pirate queens
It's like some pornographic magazine
And you smile

Captain Ren will blow you up tonight
And chum you near your special island
Captain Ren will get you by tonight
Just a little blast, and you'll be expirin'

Oh yeah,...

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
You just sit on deck and flagellate
Night kill is gonna come soon, but you just can't wait
For that point

So you stand on the aft deck in your New English clothes
and you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
Ah but still your fingers gonna pick your nose
After all,..

Captain Ren will blow you up tonight
And chum you near your special island
Captain Ren will get you by tonight
Just a little blast, and you'll be expirin'

So you decide to take a holiday
You got your nose flute and your brand new gunplay
Ah, there ain't no lynch to follow anyway
What for?

So you got everything, ah, but nothing's cool
They just found Evnafets in the swimming pool
And you guess you won't be going back to school
Anymore.

Captain Ren will blow you up tonight
And chum you near your special island
Captain Ren will get you by tonight
Just a little blast, and you'll be expirin'

So you play your games, and you lynch your pals
and you meet your mason near the fo'castle wall
Oh but still you're aching for the things you haven't got
What went wrong?

And if you can't understand why your pirates are so dead,
why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed,
And that's too long

(But) Captain Ren will blow you up tonight
And chum you near your special island
Captain Ren will get you by tonight
Just a little blast, and you'll be expirin'

(Yes) Captain Ren will blow you up tonight
And chum you near your special island
Captain Ren will get you by tonight
Just one last blast now you're expired...

[Dallas-Dakota]

Sailing the seven seas of fight
We thirst for blood, your seer is in our sights
Taste a broadside from our jaws of steel
Before our claws of bone you shall kneel

We are Heavy Metal Werewolves
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal werewolves
Our claws 'n fangs are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you

The scent is in our wind, and fate is on our side
So raise the moon and hunt into the night
We're warriors of steel upon the Villagers' Main
No quarter for the poseurs, we'll bring 'em death and pain

We are Heavy Metal Werewolves
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you

[Supagoof]

What's with these passengers killing pirates?
Why won't they walk the plank?
Why can't we kill the rest of these guys
Or promote them to our ranks?

Woo-hoo, I'll watch out for points.
Woo-hoo, and now your in mine.
Woo-hoo, you won't lynch us this time.

Woo-ee-oo, I'll come kill you in the night phase.
Oh-oh, and you won't be 'round no more.
I don't care if you try to lynch us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near.
You know I want your scalp.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need to scream for help.

Woo-hoo, I'll watch out for points.
Woo-hoo, and now your in mine.
Woo-hoo, you won't lynch us this time.

Woo-ee-oo, I'll come kill you in the night phase.
Oh-oh, and you won't be 'round no more.
I don't care if you try to lynch us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

Bang! Bang! Who's at the door, another pirate, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but he'll kill you too.
I can't run and I can't kick.
Aboard too many days now I feel seasick.
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
Here he comes what are we going to do?
Oh-oh-oh!

And we'll kill you in our time.
And we'll kill you in our time.

Woo-ee-oo, I'll come kill you in the night phase.
Oh-oh, and you won't be 'round no more.
I don't care if you try to lynch us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(*Applauds the singers*

Umm....hey guys, this late in the game, can we lynch someone with only one vote? Hmmm....tell ya what, tonight, I'll update the first post and then you'll know who you can safely kill.)

[Istari]

Zar Peter, for vote number two

[PirateMonk]

The player list seems a little out of date. Hopefully Calar is still alive.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The player list is now updated.
I'm sorry, but Calar is dead. He can't be lynched again. He was kidnapped by Snorks and lived under the sea now.

[hap_hazard]

PirateMonk.

[Lex-Kat]

The player list is now updated.
I'm sorry, but Calar is dead. He can't be lynched again. He was kidnapped by Snorks and lived under the sea now.

No, no, no.

Calar was banned for talking about politics. He was a pirate.

Thufir was captured by Snorks, and taken back to their underground world, which is better than being eaten by spiders, I suppose. He was a pirate!

Happy to help.

[PirateMonk]

Okay, I'll try The Phantom.

[Timberwolf]

PirateMonk

[PirateMonk]

Zar Peter in self-defense.

[Supagoof]

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

Don't wanna lynch em' like we do end of day
Kill em' let em' point then praise it put them in their place (we love it)
This game intuition play the points made from the start
And after you been hooked he'll stick a dagger in your heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
You'll get him not, don't know role he's got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
You'll get him not, don't know role he's got

Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he’s hiding from nobody)
Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he's hiding from everybody)

P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)

You wanna scry at him a fool you will be
His logic rambling is fun as you can see (we love it)
The Werewolf games are not the same without a pun
And this here Monk in Pirates is one so let's have some fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
You'll get him not, don't know role he's got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
You'll get him not, don't know role he's got

Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he’s hiding from nobody)
Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he's hiding from everybody)

P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)

He won't tell you his role to you
Kiss or kill you
Cause he's lyring without trying
He's just trying don't be crying' with his mind he's prying
Just some info what do we know
Take your point back or he'll take you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this day cause it's marvelous

Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he’s hiding from nobody)
Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he's hiding from everybody)

Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he’s hiding from nobody)
Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he's hiding from everybody)

Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he’s hiding from nobody)
Don't lynch the,
Don't lynch the,
No you can't lynch the Pirate Monk,
(he's hiding from everybody)

P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-pirate monk, p-p-pirate monk
(Mum mum mum mah)

[Ranna]

Ranna wonders in looking perplexed..

Am I not dead? I thought I had eaten a bad prawn I sure felt like was dead, hmm guess it was just food posioning.

Zar Peter you do like prawns?

[Supagoof]

((More time = more parodies. This whole thread will have to be archived in 2 spots on WW Central.))

[Music - Inside the Fire by Disturbed]
Peter
In a two seater
He's just another lost soul,
About to join me again
See then
I shall receive him
The lynch beyond your control
will you ever play again

Peter
Who went to greet her
Had been told about Squid Bones
As a little child,
Shocked and achin
and then mistaken
Curly will learn once and for all
The squid bones exist again

Truth lies beyond this portal
Point a finger at this mortal
Zar Peter told to me
In all eternity
Star viewing in life
to tell about the bones to her
She believes you see
that's another lie
try within your life
take convince the truth into her

Curly
Mrs. Kit Girl she
Is just another lost soul about them squid bones again
See her, you'll never free her
The lies cloud her mind
So you try and try again

Dire
Despit your fire
As she begins to claim right for a final time
You won't relent
Till message is sent
Them squid bones are real
So you try and try again

Zar Peter told to me
In all eternity
Star viewing in life
to tell about the bones to her
She believes you see
that's another lie
try within your life
take convince the truth into her

Peter
After ya greet her
And tell her about the Squid Bones
You learned as a child,
See then
I shall receive him
The lynch beyond his control
Until the game restarts again

[Eldritch Knight]

Zar Peter it is, then.

[ThePhantom]

Hello? People, can we put someone overboard today? Please.

Phantom eats an apple off his hat.

[Eldritch Knight]

Going away tomorrow until the 20th, and I won't have the use of a computer, so this is all the prior notice I can give.

[Alarra]

Hello? People, can we put someone overboard today? Please.

Phantom eats an apple off his hat.

Sorry, yes. Been really busy lately, Indy doesn't have internet and llama's on vacation. I'll post something tonight though.

[Alarra]

All attempts at sailing come to a halt as passengers and ghosts alike gather on the deck for an impromptu karaoke party.

Things seem to be going along smashingly until Zar Peter climbs down from his lookout to join in. He starts up a rousing melody and can't understand why everyone starts to boo and toss vegetables at him. Can't be his singing, his mother always said he had a lovely voice.

As the crowd starts to get really rowdy there is a loud crack and the entire ship shudders. Those that managed to keep their feet start yelling at Zar Peter even more.

"Who's watching where we're going?"
"Not only do you screech like a cat....you've run us into the rocks, too!"
and more vegetables come hurtling his way.

"Stop, wait." Peter puts up his arms and continues to back away from the onslaught. "We're in the middle of the ocean, are you sure you should be wasting food like this?"

He takes another step back as a tomato splotches into the middle of his forehead and finds nothing but air beneath his feet. In the commotion, he hadn't noticed that he had backed right onto the plank.

Zar Peter (who likely has a lovely voice, though I've never heard it) was lynched. He was a passenger.

Night begins, and might end in 24 hours. I'll try anyway.

[Zar Peter]

I'm back from holidays, you can lynch me...

Seems I'm back too late. Or just in time.

snip...

Zar Peter (who likely has a lovely voice, though I've never heard it) was lynched. He was a passenger.

Night begins, and might end in 24 hours. I'll try anyway.

You described my Singstar sessions pretty well

Great death and great song from Supa, too. Thanks a lot.

[ThePhantom]

Hello? Any narritors? Am I the only one left?

[Elder Tsofu]

It is lonely at the top Mr. Phantom.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The passengers are all at a loss. Atreyu is away at the beach, Alarra is distracted by a puddingtroll, and Indurain is away showing some cabin ladies just how he steers the ship with no hands.

Until they return, the passengers run off to the stage and begin to put on a rock show. The Phantom pulls a drum set out of his hat and Pirate Monk shows up with a guitar. Ranna grabs the karaoke microphone and hooks it up to sing and Eldritch Knight steals a bass guitar from Helgraf's room.

Someone from the audience yells out What are you going to play??
and EK tells them SHHHHHHHH

Which confuses the listeners for a second until Ranna starts to sing.

I understand that you're upset
and you have every right to be
It's obvious to see
we update infrequently
but we will make it up to you
We're gonna make it right

There is only one pirate left
and our ship will soon be bereft
of the evil scum
I will swear to you
that it will not happen again
We are gonna update tonight.

No wolves
No seer
No baner
No fear
No *CRACK*

A piece of the stage gear that holds the overhead speakers breaks and plummets to the stage. Its headed for the Phantom!! However, before the mass of steel can crush the drummer, he is pushed out of the way by a brave roadie known only as Eddie Riggs. Eddie is crushed by the scenery, but the Phantom is safe. Unnoticed by everyone, some blood trickles into Eddie's belt buckle which awakens Ormagöden to take Eddie's broken body to a different land where he becomes a hero, but that's not really important. What's important is that The Phantom is safe!

DAY BEGINS! FINALLY! SORRY ABOUT THAT! BUT NOW ITS TIME TO ROCK!

Oh yeah, ummm....the Phantom was attacked last night, but had a Roadie to protect him from night kills.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Awww, poor roadie! Bad Phantom, sacrificing roadies!

[evnafets]

I'm just glad it was Eddie who was crushed, and not Li'l Evvie.

I think Ranna is a pirate. Obviously since she was singing she orchestrated the attack on the Phantom.