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    Woo, first post.

    *Does my first post dance

    So, anything happen in the last thread? I mostly skipped that one out.
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    >.>
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    *meanders around boogieing*

    New thread... is that lemon cleaner I smell? *sniff sniff*

    Oh, wait, that's just the lemons that life handed me. I'm still sick. Blargh.

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    Watch some Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Hulu. It is the ultimate entertainment.
    Blogging is beneath me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cycoris View Post
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    *meanders around boogieing*

    New thread... is that lemon cleaner I smell? *sniff sniff*

    Oh, wait, that's just the lemons that life handed me. I'm still sick. Blargh.

    Anyone have webcomic suggestions? Or something to watch on hulu? I think I've run out of entertainment.
    leasticoulddo.com is always good
    Keychain of Creation is good too (but generally needs at least a passing interest in Exalted)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    Watch some Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Hulu. It is the ultimate entertainment.


    Quit reminding me of that which I cannot have.

    Also, I guess boogieing is in order for the new thread, but some took that tradition from me a while ago so I guess it's up to them.
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    Haruki! No spoilers! You're gonna give it all away . . .

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    I've had the same fountain pen for almost five years now. I hold it in a really rather weird way and due to the amount of use it's seen and the position in which I hold it, the nib has actually worn down to something resembling a calligraphy pen.

    The punchline is that it was in a pack of 3 for £1.99 pens and it's outlasted numerous friends' fancy pens. I did unscrew the nib and put it in the case of another of the pens from that pack almost three years ago though because my old one was pretty much broken and the lid no longer even tried to stay on. It also makes a lot of noise which annoys other people.
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    leasticoulddo.com is always good
    No offense to K-B's taste here, but I would avoid Least I Could Do personally. The art's good, and the comic is fine if you enjoy Gary Stu, author insert, jackass protagonists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    No offense to K-B's taste here, but I would avoid Least I Could Do personally. The art's good, and the comic is fine if you enjoy Gary Stu, author insert, jackass protagonists.
    Scratch that suggestion then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    No offense to K-B's taste here, but I would avoid Least I Could Do personally. The art's good, and the comic is fine if you enjoy Gary Stu, author insert, jackass protagonists.
    Man, you have no idea. I met Ryan Sohmer last year, and he really is Rayne. The only differences I spotted were: Sohmer resembles Rayne's brother in the comic more, and Sohmer is also Jewish.

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    ..thank you, Deth Muncher. My life is richer for being aware of this. And weirder. ("You destroyed my friends! I will have my vengeance! Face the fury of my pelvic thrusts!" "Oh yeah? LAZOR!")
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deth Muncher View Post
    Sohmer resembles Rayne's brother in the comic more, and Sohmer is also Jewish.
    Ugh, don't remind me of my tangential relations.
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    ..thank you, Deth Muncher. My life is richer for being aware of this. And weirder. ("You destroyed my friends! I will have my vengeance! Face the fury of my pelvic thrusts!" "Oh yeah? LAZOR!")
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    Quote Originally Posted by cycoris View Post
    >.>

    New thread... is that lemon cleaner I smell? *sniff sniff*

    Oh, wait, that's just the lemons that life handed me. I'm still sick. Blargh.
    When life hands you lemons you should think, think until you can figure out how you got an abstract construct like life to give real physical lemons. then repeat the experience and start a fruit stand specializing in lemons, sell them for cheap and defeat the big fruit corporations, using your vast fortune to conquer the world!!! MWAHAAHAHA!!! Ahem, Sorry ignore that.
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    I like the "hobo" in there.
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    Last April... We call it "Valborg" over here. Or, "The-day-in-which-people-drink-their-heads-of-themselves-and-then-drink-some-more" if you like. They started yesterday. *sigh*

    Anyway, for today, students from the university in town made a lot of funny styrofoam boats whom they sailed upon down the stream going through the town centre and crash down the rapids (litterary). Pretty funny to see them fall off their disintegrating boats, actually.

    Now in the evening, people have built and lit enormous bonfires in different places across town. Perhaps I should take my bike and go down to the nearest one after I've eaten my ice-cream.
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    Anyone have webcomic suggestions? Or something to watch on hulu? I think I've run out of entertainment.
    OH MAN DID SOMEONE SAY WEBCOMIC SUGGESTIONS. YES SOMEONE DEFINITELY DID.

    Problem Sleuth Animation and ridiculosity in the form of a reader driven point-and-click/text-based game parody
    Homestuck Unrelated sequel to problem sleuth. Considerably epic.
    Guilded Age Comic fantasy thingy. Pretty good
    Dinosaur Comics Amusing 6 panels
    The Abominable Charles Christopher Beautiful. Read this.
    Bad Machinery/ScaryGoRound Wonderful British supernatural shenanigans
    Gunnerkrigg Court More of the same but more drama less comedy (still lots of both) DOUBLE READ THIS. It is gorgeous.
    Nedroid 'Zany' joke a day strips
    Sam and Fuzzy Ongoing epic comedy drama about a man and his bear (also ninjas)
    Gastrophobia The twelves tasks of Heracles, but different.
    Lackadaisy Cats Prohibition cats
    The Non-Adventures of Wonderella The worst superhero of all time
    Hanna is not a boy's name Further super-natural shenanigans. Clever and pretty layout and flow
    Pear-Pear A pear and mug's flourishing romance. Wordless
    Sin Titulo Um. I'm not really sure. One man's descent into madness and despair. Not child friendly (blood and 'adult themes')

    That may be enough.

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    Wow, a new thread. How long does each one normally last? It seems we got to 50 pages pretty quickly.

    I've had one of those really exhausting weeks; I'm very glad to be doing absolutely nothing at all this evening, and I'm normally the type who gets bored after a while, if that's a reasonable measure of fatigue.

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    I actually need to reread Wuthering Heights for my exams. It's been nearly five years since I last read it all the way through.
    If you like the ambiguity of Bronte's I aslo highly recommend VIllette, it's a very claustrophobic book which balances nicely between 'normality', insanity and the supernatural wonderfully.

    In that case I order you to read The Duchess of Malfi. Bosolo is an amazing malcontent and my favourite one, and don't forget, I've not read Othello yet, so I have no real opinion on Iago.
    Bosolo's so misogynistic it's funny, he has some of the best lines, including one that can be paraphrase thusly: "Thy face, when removed of its makeup resembles nothing more than the feotus of an aborted hedgehog."
    ANd yes, you can find the entire Malfi text online.
    Two recommendations from someone I know has similar tastes to myself... perfect!

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    Have you read Riddle 23 of The Exeter Book?

    “I am a wonderful help to women
    The hope of something good to come
    I harm only my slayer
    I grow very tall, erect in a bed
    I am shaggy down below
    The lovely girl grabs my body, rubs my red skin
    Holds me hard, claims my head.
    That girl will feel our meeting!
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    Nothing like a spot of double entendre is there?
    That was great.
    I love what a good sense of humour these people obviously had as well - something else you wouldn't normally think of immediately with Anglo-Saxons. It's a shame since the riddles are very witty to say the least.

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    >.>
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    *meanders around boogieing*

    New thread... is that lemon cleaner I smell? *sniff sniff*

    Oh, wait, that's just the lemons that life handed me. I'm still sick. Blargh.

    Anyone have webcomic suggestions? Or something to watch on hulu? I think I've run out of entertainment.
    Here's the list of what I check regularly. I don't know your tastes.

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    Bob & George - Over, but I keep my link to it
    8-Bit Theatre / Warbot in Accounting / How I Killed Your Master
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    Rusty & Co.
    Looking For Group
    The Order of the Stick
    The Gods of Arr-Kelaan
    Goblins

    Gaming:
    Irregular Webcomic
    Penny Arcade
    VG Cats - Even though it never seems to update anymore
    Brawl in the Family

    Other:
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    Least I Could Do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phase View Post
    No offense to K-B's taste here, but I would avoid Least I Could Do personally. The art's good, and the comic is fine if you enjoy Gary Stu, author insert, jackass protagonists.
    Hey, Rayne has some tender moments.
    Like when he drank a bunch of Red Bull and nearly died, causing him to have a hallucination.
    Or when he revealed that his pranks on John were largely because they didn't spend any time together.
    Or when he found out Kate was living with Noel.
    He's just a very... odd... character.
    Some men just want to watch the world shift uncomfortably in its seat.
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    You seem to be having trouble with the idea that a rulebook can contradict itself, because it shouldn't, but...WotC.


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    Anyone have webcomic suggestions? Or something to watch on hulu? I think I've run out of entertainment.
    FURTHER IN ADDITION TO PREVIOUS SUGGESTIONS:

    Erfworld
    anti-HEROES (never updates)
    Misfile
    A Modest Destiny (Abandoned)
    Pokemon-X (A bit behind on updates)
    Darths & Droids
    Buttersafe
    Nerf NOW!!
    Between Failures
    Path of the Necromancer
    Bibliography

    Additionally, a video series that could eat up some time if you don't mind the more creepy/horror (although, of course, YourMileageMayVary*), is MarbleHornets (Introduction for Plot | First Entry to Skip That Crap) which is perhaps THE definitive Slender Man series. And if you enjoy it, there's plenty of parodies, homages, and stuff to watch and eat up more time. Looking at a couple of hours for the entire thing, most likely.

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    I've been looking at the webcomic suggestions, and I noticed that no one has brought up the Looking For Group comic. Its this awesome fantasy with a bit (oops i meant a lot) of mockery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobold-Bard View Post
    Keychain of Creation is good too (but generally needs at least a passing interest in Exalted)
    Or at least an appreciation for jokes involving games.
    My idea of Exalted before reading it was "It's that cyberpunk-thing, right?"

    And I tend to like Daisy Owl. Even if it's named for the main character.
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    He takes normality and reason and turns them UP TO 11!
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    The main character is really Steve and/or Mr. Owl I would say, not really Daisy.

    Stop (mostly) suggesting average to terrible things! Stop it stop it!

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    Named for a character then.

    Hey! That comic is average to good, not average to terrible.
    You should suggest good things. A bad start is better than no start at all, in some situations.
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    Happy First of May everybody!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Recaiden View Post
    Named for a character then.

    Hey! That comic is average to good, not average to terrible.
    You should suggest good things. A bad start is better than no start at all, in some situations.
    I said mostly, Daisy Owl is real good. It's sad it doesn't update much anymore.

    What do you think my suggestions were? That is 15 of the highest quality webcomics around. They go from Great to Absitively brilliant.

    Have you got your rioting hat on then Jibar?
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Happy First of May everybody!
    It's still April in my timezone, so this looks odd.

    On a similar note, happy Walpurgis Night everyone!
    Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things.
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    I know I'm not often in the random banter but...

    How the hell do you eat a Klondike Bar without it becoming a mess? Every time it becomes more difficult to eat it from one end without it collapsing, and eating around the edges just makes it explode later on.

    And then you get to the end and half of the coating has splintered to pieces.
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