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    Made it myself, used this website, cool eh?
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    No, not especially cool. Your sentence structure is awful. If you're going to write a parody of the news, you need to write in the style of the news, not of some thirteen year old on the Internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade Paladin View Post
    No, not especially cool. Your sentence structure is awful. If you're going to write a parody of the news, you need to write in the style of the news, not of some thirteen year old on the Internet.
    Sorry, I was tired and in a rush.

    Wait, are you being sarcastic?
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    This was neither amusing nor intriguing, and I demand that minute of my life back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Randomizer View Post
    This was neither amusing nor intriguing, and I demand that minute of my life back!
    Get it back from the ninjas, I sold it to them.
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    I thought it was entertaining, but maybe because I don't go many places on the internet I haven't been completely saturated with the whole pirates v. ninjas thing. I suspect it's kind of like "Why did the chicken cross the road," for some of you folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamerlord View Post
    Get it back from the ninjas, I sold it to them.
    *sells you to the pirates, in the manner legally permitted under section 144g, paragraph 7 of the treaty.*
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    My first response was "The WAR NEVER ENDS!!"

    Meh, it was alright I guess. Better than I could do.
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    War. War never changes.
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    I still think the pirates won...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moff Chumley View Post
    I still think the pirates won...
    Lies. Lies and blasphemy.

    Also, could be better. Should be better.

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    It's the war that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends! Someone people started it, not knowing what it was, Therefore they continue doing it forever just because...

    This is the war that never ends, and it goes on and on, my friends. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dairun Cates View Post
    Apparently you didn't hear. That lasted for a short bit... then it started up again.
    Yay for shameless self-promotion!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moff Chumley View Post
    Yay for shameless self-promotion!
    Couldn't resist. It was so similar to the ACTUAL campaign setting. Wouldn't have done it if it weren't for the similarity.

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    No worries at all, my man.
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    we know how this goes down. More ninjas mean weaker ninjas, and less pirates means weaker pirates.

    30 pirates vs. 30 ninjas.

    in the first few moments of combat, two pirates fall, taking with them six ninjas, the battle continues this way untill one ninja and nine pirats remain. The one remaining ninja becomes invincible and slaughters the pirates so hard they are erased from existance and are in fact never born. But the ninja, being so good at not being seen, isn't seen, thus the fight is declaired a tie.
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    I agree that you need to work on sentence structure.

    Was cute for a good chuckle, though. That's a fun web site to use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
    War. War never changes.
    Haven't you heard? War has changed.

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