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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Quote Originally Posted by bothi View Post
    I know a lot but I have no clue what a fortnight is
    Sorry. It means 2 weeks.

    ~R~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiki View Post
    Sorry. It means 2 weeks.

    ~R~
    phisicaly or emotionaly

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    Default Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141

    Listening to the Cinematic Orchestra and reading/watching postsecrets is not the best way to remain upbeat. True facts.

    And what's this what's this? Rutskarn commenting on manly comics involving bludgeoning pokemans away from home? You philanderer.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    I give your prophecies Golentan's Official Seal of Failure.

    While it is a valiant effort, based upon your available knowledge, your date and mechanism are both INCORRECT!!! Thank you for playing, you may pick up your consolation prize (a commemorative picture of a turkey) on your way out. Popcorn is available in the lobby.

    For the record, vagueness, handwaving, distant future predictions, and parlor tricks only get you so far. And I'm not going out in my sleep, unless you count "Unconsciousness from critical systems failure induced by numerous high energy events" as "sleep." And I have a while yet before I'm allowed to stop kicking and meet back up with my companions.

    ...

    I've never seriously claimed invulnerability, either, Raiki. Though I joke/lie a lot about myself a lot, so I may have made offhand comments, and for a certain degree of invulnerable it's true (no way anything of human manufacture'll hurt me anytime soon). As for immortality: Theoretically, yes. Life expectancy > life expectancy of all the protons in the observable universe for a fresh-off-the-line Krynchatal Tsuzagekiruan class frame. Assuming no damage. I've got about 136 years left on my ticker at current rates, barring repairs. Oh wait, everyone who could repair me is also dead. Welp. Only one thing to do. Bartender, I'll take... (counts playgrounders) 43,012 shots of your finest whiskey. And they'll all have the same (to anyone underage: Wait until you're twenty one, it will be better then anyway). Put it on my tab!
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    I am not getting into a shootout with Golentan. Too many gun-arms.
    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Bath View Post
    And what's this what's this? Rutskarn commenting on manly comics involving bludgeoning pokemans away from home? You philanderer.
    What? Link.

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    Default Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141

    Quote Originally Posted by MCerberus View Post
    I know I'm not often in the random banter but...

    How the hell do you eat a Klondike Bar without it becoming a mess? Every time it becomes more difficult to eat it from one end without it collapsing, and eating around the edges just makes it explode later on.

    And then you get to the end and half of the coating has splintered to pieces.
    Unwrap enough of it to access one side. Eat that side. Peel back the wrapper further. Eat the rest.

    Also, get the Reese's ones. They're awesome.
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    You eat klondike bars with a spoon.
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    I like the "hobo" in there.
    "Hey, you just got 10000gp! You going to buy a fully staffed mansion or something?"
    "Nah, I'll upgrade my +2 sword to a +3 sword and sleep in my cloak."

    Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum.

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    how should you know, your still alive? You are obviously human. Why else would you waste your time with somthing like this?
    Last edited by Bothi; 2010-05-02 at 01:04 AM.

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    Default Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141

    Quote Originally Posted by druid91 View Post
    You eat klondike bars with a spoon.

    But.... why?
    Some men just want to watch the world shift uncomfortably in its seat.
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    I happen to like screwing around with Handle Animal.
    Red Mage, is that you?
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    A week ago, I didn't know who you were. Now I know: you're the BEST PERSON EVER.
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    You seem to be having trouble with the idea that a rulebook can contradict itself, because it shouldn't, but...WotC.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    If your actually psyhic and can see the future why do you need us to post questions to you. Shouldn't you be PMing us the answers to what we want to ask?
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    Also I'm pretty sure you're GLaDoS now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innis Cabal View Post
    If your actually psyhic and can see the future why do you need us to post questions to you. Shouldn't you be PMing us the answers to what we want to ask?
    BINGO U WIN GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE... i really am one but i dont try to often cuz it wears out my body. Thru all this ive been cold reading like sylvia brown. If you really want me to do something like this id have to meet u in person.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Oracle... am I... the One?
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    I've checked out the comic thoroughly and there's no actual erotic Harry Potter fanfiction
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    I can't find the one with the "cartoon butt," though.
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    OK, finally tracked the Naked Superheroes guy down
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    What do you see as being objectionable about it? The use of the word "bimbos"?
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    There are no nipples or genitals
    Looks like a nipple when I look close.
    Then don't look close.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Quote Originally Posted by bothi View Post
    BINGO U WIN GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE... i really am one but i dont try to often cuz it wears out my body. Thru all this ive been cold reading like sylvia brown. If you really want me to do something like this id have to meet u in person.
    If you're an actual seer why can't you type in proper understandable english.
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    Also I'm pretty sure you're GLaDoS now.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    No, and I'm to lazy and english is my second languege

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Hey Innis: you're

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    How old is my cat, and what's his name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    Hey Innis: you're
    Haven't the foggest clue what your trying to say there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serpentine View Post
    Also I'm pretty sure you're GLaDoS now.

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    If all the worlds a stage, how may thespians do I have to beat up to pay for a donut and coffee?
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    Maybe this is the only true fix for spellcasting, making people scared of using it.
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    There's a concept called mercy. Are you familiar with it?
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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    What about cold reading do you not get, the first answer (Serprntine) is none, it ruins thier larynx
    Last edited by Bothi; 2010-05-02 at 02:01 AM.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    That it's a load of bollocks, and you seem to be wanting us to take you seriously? Or something? Perhaps you could make a SMBG game out of this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Innis Cabal View Post
    Haven't the foggest clue what your trying to say there.
    Oh, terribly sorry. My mistake

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    its a part of the throat, its simple science EDIT- and you shouldnt take me seriously in this thread, i was in a bored sarcastic mood and this was completely random. i am a phsycic, but all this in this thread is random bull.
    Last edited by Bothi; 2010-05-02 at 02:08 AM.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    I meant cold reading. I know what the larynx is, though not everyone does and probably wouldn't enjoy being belittled for that lack of knowledge.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Cold Reading is a method of garnering information about people based on their apperance, body langauge and general conversation to glean deeper information about the person without actually asking prying questions.

    Sherlock Holmes used it. House uses it.


    In other words, its just a fancy trick
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    Also I'm pretty sure you're GLaDoS now.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Yes, I know Aka, a load of bunk if expected to be taken seriously (as anything other than a trick and/or exercise in psychology).
    Tch

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    sorry for the belittlement (Innis gets another cookie for his knowledge of cold reading)
    Last edited by Bothi; 2010-05-02 at 02:13 AM.

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    Re-touching on a previous topic: Deth Muncher's Month of May Concert Madness continues next week with seeing Jonathan Coulton live in concert.
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    I've always considered breakfast to be evil. Looking at me with it's bacon-smile, and it's sunny-side-up eyes. I know it's plotting something.
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    ..thank you, Deth Muncher. My life is richer for being aware of this. And weirder. ("You destroyed my friends! I will have my vengeance! Face the fury of my pelvic thrusts!" "Oh yeah? LAZOR!")
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    You all are a terrible species. I'm going back to my fortress of misanthropy now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by absolmorph View Post

    But.... why?
    So as not to make a mess. Besides I eat everything with a spoon. Except when no spoons are clean.
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    I like the "hobo" in there.
    "Hey, you just got 10000gp! You going to buy a fully staffed mansion or something?"
    "Nah, I'll upgrade my +2 sword to a +3 sword and sleep in my cloak."

    Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    "Obviously" and "Actually" are two different things. For most of human history, in the minds of the population the world was "obviously" flat. The sun "obviously" revolved around it. Slavery was "obviously" a perfectly moral practice. Women were "obviously" weaker and less suited to rule then men.

    And I know because someone else told me. Someone who's gotten what came before spot on, and someone who would know. I waste my time with things like this because almost in spite of myself I like people, and I don't like charlatans, and I have a hundred and thirty two years to kill somehow. Needling people foolish enough to do cold readings over the internet and apparently expecting to be taken seriously sounds fun.
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    I am not getting into a shootout with Golentan. Too many gun-arms.
    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    So, Bothi, what you're saying is that you want us to ask you questions regarding our future life events, because you're bored. However, we should not take you seriously because "all this in this thread is random bull"?

    Tell me then, how most of the Playgrounders are likely to respond to this thread.
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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    That's probably the most silly thread I've read in a while.

    And I'm reading a lot of Sherdog recently.
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    Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deth Muncher View Post
    Re-touching on a previous topic: Deth Muncher's Month of May Concert Madness continues next week with seeing Jonathan Coulton live in concert.
    Hey. Hey you.

    I hate you. I hate you ten times.

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