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2010-05-02, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-02, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-02, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-02, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
If I suddenly started worshipping someone because they can apparently see the future, can we get this thread locked for religious discussion?
Because I don't really see this thing going anywhere particularly constructive either way"What can change the nature of a man?"
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2010-05-02, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
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2010-05-02, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- In my dreams
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2010-05-02, 12:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
How do u lock this? It was started as a joke and im tryin to figure out how to end it.
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2010-05-02, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
You don't, The admins can lock it but no-one else, You could simply ignore the thread until it goes past the necromancy event horizon and is (probably) gone forever.
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2010-05-02, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
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2010-05-02, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-02, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
You could be like me and have one spoon that BELONGS ONLY TO YOU. Whenever you use it, you wash it. T herefore, you always have one clean spoon.
Someone stole my very favorite spoon. It was plain stainless steel, simple, but it had scrolling on the handle. I loved it. It had been mine since I was nine years old.
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I'll shut up now.
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2010-05-02, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
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2010-05-02, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
See that only works if they Acknowledge that it is yours, theoretically I have a lord of the rings goblet that is mine. I found it filled with some sort of old chocolate desert. Heck I have my own set of dishes, they are sitting in my closet and that is all that keeps them from being used.
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2010-05-02, 02:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
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2010-05-02, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Now that Bothi has exposed himself as a fraud, people will start flocking back to the real augur in the playground. Me.
Roll up roll up, I read guts for low low prices.
2 for 1 on livers.
Buy 3 auspices get a stylish shirt with the slogan:
'I went to an auspex and all I got was this lousy hubris'
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2010-05-02, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Last edited by EmeraldRose; 2010-05-02 at 02:10 PM.
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2010-05-02, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
I buy only from the highest quality bird fanciers! Do you need names? Franz Liebkind is where I get my racing doves, Old Bailey is who I go to for sparrows and hawks, and of course Mother Goose for larger poultry.
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2010-05-02, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Well, I suppose that is good enough for an internet augury. What can I get for a copper piece and 2 lead slugs?
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2010-05-02, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Vagaries and a glimmer of hope.
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2010-05-02, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Ah well, I suppose that's what it'll have to be then. Tell me then, good doctor, what do you see in my immediate future?
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2010-05-02, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Hey, I'm not going to scoff at someone if they can actually issue accurate predictions. I've had accurate, specific predictions done. Not by anyone who claimed to be psychic/magic, of course, because those people are almost entirely insane. But the future is knowable, at least to a certain degree (we do have free will, louise. It's just that it's predetermined). I waited for scoffing until after failure.
And I'll demean myself in any way I choose, thank you very much. On which note, does anyone have any crisco?
Yeah... Not the normal sort of humor that goes over well, bothi. Partly because you (a pixie) insisted on it in all seriousness without a wink-wink nudge-nudge while misspelling. Not to mention ignoring/misunderstanding regulars, with implied insults. Default assumption: that what lives under bridges and has it's regeneration overcome with fire.
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2010-05-02, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
I see... great danger. The gods will send a doom of hellfire down 'pon the house of Rose. However! Hope lies buried under the rubble I forsee, all can be prevented with a timely appeasing of the gods. I recommend a sacrifice of a goat in the local shrine.
Did I mention I'm also the altar master at the local shrine? I do like a good roast goat.
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2010-05-02, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Hellfire hmm? Well I suppose it could've been worse. Could've been a plague of 10 year olds or somesuch.
I've an extra goat round the back. Do you have a servant to send over for it?
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2010-05-02, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
And acid, and disintegration, and Good old fashioned being teleported to Someplace nasty. Also having its brain eaten, then using its poor husk of a body to create a massive nigh indestructible legion of doom!! HaHAhahaHAhaha..... Ahem, Sorry bout that.
though technically he is a halfling.Last edited by druid91; 2010-05-02 at 03:17 PM.
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2010-05-02, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Bothi The Seer.
Well see dear, these symptoms are ample evidence that you can go ahead and scoff... but to engage with such a fellow seriously, whether he is consciously trolling or just ridonculous, is to demean oneself. It's just like that one guy in the boobquake thread.
Although I was referring more to those who were going at it without your distinct sense of humour (or any at all).
Here's your Crisco, I borrowed it when this guy with a nightstick popped in for a ... visit.
Also, Dr. Bath,
I offer up my birdish body to your auspicious administrations. No anaesthetic please.Last edited by Kneenibble; 2010-05-02 at 03:24 PM. Reason: typo
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2010-05-02, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
One of my friends has a titanium spork.
And, apparently, a spork collection.
EDIT: Wow, apparently I has haters.
Some people on formspring "asked" my girlfriend the following "questions":
"[my name] is gross"
"I expected more for you"
I've also had someone repeatedly imply I'm gay (which I suspect was intended to be an insult; I decided those parts were unworthy of my response). That person also has a tendency to put a space before question marks, so I know exactly who it is and I'm plotting retribution for his idiotic questions by imitating his style of writing and asking my other friends questions that piss 'em off.
I sometimes go over-board in my pay back...Last edited by absolmorph; 2010-05-02 at 04:08 PM.
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2010-05-02, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-05-02, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
I've been making petty snipes at someone I mildly dislike via formspring, and then they figured out it was me, so someone started white knighting on my page. I derailed them into talking about Plants vs. Zombies.
I'm also the king of disproportionate retribution and hold the record for the "Make Sam cry" award. 8 texts, 10 minutes total. I'm quite protective of those close to me.Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
*may contain traces of lie
Loki avatar by Dr.Bath.
(I totally ship him and Curly. But shhh, it's a secret.)
Formerly known as Aziraphale.
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2010-05-02, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
I prefer to take a more bard-like approach to revenge. Use my Forgery ranks to make some people who were previously harassed (by awkward questions) by the target believe the target is after 'em again, then let thing happen.
That's... kinda awesome, but scary at the same time. I tend to just hammer them with criticism.
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2010-05-02, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
Ladder zombies suck. Damn magnet plants don't reload fast enough.
In addition, how does one go about becoming fictional? Fictional characters seem to have a much better time.Last edited by Player_Zero; 2010-05-02 at 04:46 PM.