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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Quote Originally Posted by EmeraldRose View Post
    Tell me then, how most of the Playgrounders are likely to respond to this thread.
    By the replies so far, they're likely to scoff at it in the same breath as demeaning themselves by trying to discredit it.

    Don't stop on my account though, it's pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by druid91 View Post
    So as not to make a mess. Besides I eat everything with a spoon. Except when no spoons are clean.
    because cleaning spoons is HARD?

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    I'm still waiting for the answer to my question.
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    Wadledo, you dislike EVERYONE. Therefore, you don't count.
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    Maybe this is the only true fix for spellcasting, making people scared of using it.
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    There's a concept called mercy. Are you familiar with it?
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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    If I suddenly started worshipping someone because they can apparently see the future, can we get this thread locked for religious discussion?

    Because I don't really see this thing going anywhere particularly constructive either way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonrider View Post
    because cleaning spoons is HARD?
    Nope because I am not taking my sisters turn at the dishes, If it were my turn they would already be clean before I eat anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarZero View Post
    I like the "hobo" in there.
    "Hey, you just got 10000gp! You going to buy a fully staffed mansion or something?"
    "Nah, I'll upgrade my +2 sword to a +3 sword and sleep in my cloak."

    Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Quote Originally Posted by wadledo View Post
    If all the worlds a stage, how may thespians do I have to beat up to pay for a donut and coffee?
    42........

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    How do u lock this? It was started as a joke and im tryin to figure out how to end it.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    You don't, The admins can lock it but no-one else, You could simply ignore the thread until it goes past the necromancy event horizon and is (probably) gone forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarZero View Post
    I like the "hobo" in there.
    "Hey, you just got 10000gp! You going to buy a fully staffed mansion or something?"
    "Nah, I'll upgrade my +2 sword to a +3 sword and sleep in my cloak."

    Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum.

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    Hey. Hey you.

    I hate you. I hate you ten times.
    Actually, if it makes you feel better, I technically saw Flogging Molly last month, so I'm limited to only one concert a month. So it's not SO bad.
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    I've always considered breakfast to be evil. Looking at me with it's bacon-smile, and it's sunny-side-up eyes. I know it's plotting something.
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    ..thank you, Deth Muncher. My life is richer for being aware of this. And weirder. ("You destroyed my friends! I will have my vengeance! Face the fury of my pelvic thrusts!" "Oh yeah? LAZOR!")
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    You all are a terrible species. I'm going back to my fortress of misanthropy now.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    I'd expect a Psychic to know the answer to that question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by druid91 View Post
    Nope because I am not taking my sisters turn at the dishes, If it were my turn they would already be clean before I eat anything.
    You could be like me and have one spoon that BELONGS ONLY TO YOU. Whenever you use it, you wash it. T herefore, you always have one clean spoon.

    Someone stole my very favorite spoon. It was plain stainless steel, simple, but it had scrolling on the handle. I loved it. It had been mine since I was nine years old.

    ...

    I'll shut up now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonrider View Post
    You could be like me and have one spoon that BELONGS ONLY TO YOU. Whenever you use it, you wash it. T herefore, you always have one clean spoon.

    Someone stole my very favorite spoon. It was plain stainless steel, simple, but it had scrolling on the handle. I loved it. It had been mine since I was nine years old.

    ...

    I'll shut up now.
    No, don't worry, I have a spoon like that.
    I also inadvertently ended up with a fork and mug like that because my housemates stole the rest of my cutlery and mugs.
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    Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonrider View Post
    You could be like me and have one spoon that BELONGS ONLY TO YOU. Whenever you use it, you wash it. T herefore, you always have one clean spoon.

    Someone stole my very favorite spoon. It was plain stainless steel, simple, but it had scrolling on the handle. I loved it. It had been mine since I was nine years old.

    ...

    I'll shut up now.
    See that only works if they Acknowledge that it is yours, theoretically I have a lord of the rings goblet that is mine. I found it filled with some sort of old chocolate desert. Heck I have my own set of dishes, they are sitting in my closet and that is all that keeps them from being used.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarZero View Post
    I like the "hobo" in there.
    "Hey, you just got 10000gp! You going to buy a fully staffed mansion or something?"
    "Nah, I'll upgrade my +2 sword to a +3 sword and sleep in my cloak."

    Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum.

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    Default Re: Bothi The Seer.

    Quote Originally Posted by bothi View Post
    How do u lock this? It was started as a joke and im tryin to figure out how to end it.
    You can either not worry about it, or you can ask one of the mods to lock it.
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    Now that Bothi has exposed himself as a fraud, people will start flocking back to the real augur in the playground. Me.

    Roll up roll up, I read guts for low low prices.

    2 for 1 on livers.

    Buy 3 auspices get a stylish shirt with the slogan:

    'I went to an auspex and all I got was this lousy hubris'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Bath View Post
    Now that Bothi has exposed himself as a fraud, people will start flocking back to the real augur in the playground. Me.

    Roll up roll up, I read guts for low low prices.

    2 for 1 on livers.

    Buy 3 auspices get a stylish shirt with the slogan:

    'I went to an auspex and all I got was this lousy hubris'
    Now, tell me first how I know you're using real, quality guts. Because I don't want my augury spoilt by cheap or imaginary guts.
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    I buy only from the highest quality bird fanciers! Do you need names? Franz Liebkind is where I get my racing doves, Old Bailey is who I go to for sparrows and hawks, and of course Mother Goose for larger poultry.

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    Well, I suppose that is good enough for an internet augury. What can I get for a copper piece and 2 lead slugs?
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    Vagaries and a glimmer of hope.

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    Ah well, I suppose that's what it'll have to be then. Tell me then, good doctor, what do you see in my immediate future?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    By the replies so far, they're likely to scoff at it in the same breath as demeaning themselves by trying to discredit it.

    Don't stop on my account though, it's pretty funny.
    Hey, I'm not going to scoff at someone if they can actually issue accurate predictions. I've had accurate, specific predictions done. Not by anyone who claimed to be psychic/magic, of course, because those people are almost entirely insane. But the future is knowable, at least to a certain degree (we do have free will, louise. It's just that it's predetermined). I waited for scoffing until after failure.

    And I'll demean myself in any way I choose, thank you very much. On which note, does anyone have any crisco?

    Yeah... Not the normal sort of humor that goes over well, bothi. Partly because you (a pixie) insisted on it in all seriousness without a wink-wink nudge-nudge while misspelling. Not to mention ignoring/misunderstanding regulars, with implied insults. Default assumption: that what lives under bridges and has it's regeneration overcome with fire.
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    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    I see... great danger. The gods will send a doom of hellfire down 'pon the house of Rose. However! Hope lies buried under the rubble I forsee, all can be prevented with a timely appeasing of the gods. I recommend a sacrifice of a goat in the local shrine.

    Did I mention I'm also the altar master at the local shrine? I do like a good roast goat.

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    Hellfire hmm? Well I suppose it could've been worse. Could've been a plague of 10 year olds or somesuch.

    I've an extra goat round the back. Do you have a servant to send over for it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    Hey, I'm not going to scoff at someone if they can actually issue accurate predictions. I've had accurate, specific predictions done. Not by anyone who claimed to be psychic/magic, of course, because those people are almost entirely insane. But the future is knowable, at least to a certain degree (we do have free will, louise. It's just that it's predetermined). I waited for scoffing until after failure.

    And I'll demean myself in any way I choose, thank you very much. On which note, does anyone have any crisco?

    Yeah... Not the normal sort of humor that goes over well, bothi. Partly because you (a pixie) insisted on it in all seriousness without a wink-wink nudge-nudge while misspelling. Not to mention ignoring/misunderstanding regulars, with implied insults. Default assumption: that what lives under bridges and has it's regeneration overcome with fire.
    And acid, and disintegration, and Good old fashioned being teleported to Someplace nasty. Also having its brain eaten, then using its poor husk of a body to create a massive nigh indestructible legion of doom!! HaHAhahaHAhaha..... Ahem, Sorry bout that.

    though technically he is a halfling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarZero View Post
    I like the "hobo" in there.
    "Hey, you just got 10000gp! You going to buy a fully staffed mansion or something?"
    "Nah, I'll upgrade my +2 sword to a +3 sword and sleep in my cloak."

    Non est salvatori salvator, neque defensori dominus, nec pater nec mater, nihil supernum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    Yeah... Not the normal sort of humor that goes over well, bothi. Partly because you (a pixie) insisted on it in all seriousness without a wink-wink nudge-nudge while misspelling. Not to mention ignoring/misunderstanding regulars, with implied insults. Default assumption: that what lives under bridges and has it's regeneration overcome with fire.
    Well see dear, these symptoms are ample evidence that you can go ahead and scoff... but to engage with such a fellow seriously, whether he is consciously trolling or just ridonculous, is to demean oneself. It's just like that one guy in the boobquake thread.

    Although I was referring more to those who were going at it without your distinct sense of humour (or any at all).

    Here's your Crisco, I borrowed it when this guy with a nightstick popped in for a ... visit.

    Also, Dr. Bath,
    I offer up my birdish body to your auspicious administrations. No anaesthetic please.
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    One of my friends has a titanium spork.
    And, apparently, a spork collection.

    EDIT: Wow, apparently I has haters.
    Some people on formspring "asked" my girlfriend the following "questions":
    "[my name] is gross"
    "I expected more for you"

    I've also had someone repeatedly imply I'm gay (which I suspect was intended to be an insult; I decided those parts were unworthy of my response). That person also has a tendency to put a space before question marks, so I know exactly who it is and I'm plotting retribution for his idiotic questions by imitating his style of writing and asking my other friends questions that piss 'em off.
    I sometimes go over-board in my pay back...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    Well see dear, these symptoms are ample evidence that you can go ahead and scoff... but to engage with such a fellow seriously, whether he is consciously trolling or just ridonculous, is to demean oneself. It's just like that one guy in the boobquake thread.

    Although I was referring more to those who were going at it without your distinct sense of humour (or any at all).

    Here's your Crisco, I borrowed it when this guy with a nightstick popped in for a ... visit.

    Also, Dr. Bath,
    I offer up my birdish body to your auspicious administrations. No anaesthetic please.
    Thank you dearie. You can help demean me any time you please.
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    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by absolmorph View Post
    One of my friends has a titanium spork.
    And, apparently, a spork collection.

    EDIT: Wow, apparently I has haters.
    Some people on formspring "asked" my girlfriend the following "questions":
    "[my name] is gross"
    "I expected more for you"

    I've also had someone repeatedly imply I'm gay (which I suspect was intended to be an insult; I decided those parts were unworthy of my response). That person also has a tendency to put a space before question marks, so I know exactly who it is and I'm plotting retribution for his idiotic questions by imitating his style of writing and asking my other friends questions that piss 'em off.
    I sometimes go over-board in my pay back...

    I've been making petty snipes at someone I mildly dislike via formspring, and then they figured out it was me, so someone started white knighting on my page. I derailed them into talking about Plants vs. Zombies.

    I'm also the king of disproportionate retribution and hold the record for the "Make Sam cry" award. 8 texts, 10 minutes total. I'm quite protective of those close to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    I've been making petty snipes at someone I mildly dislike via formspring, and then they figured out it was me, so someone started white knighting on my page. I derailed them into talking about Plants vs. Zombies.

    I'm also the king of disproportionate retribution and hold the record for the "Make Sam cry" award. 8 texts, 10 minutes total. I'm quite protective of those close to me.
    I prefer to take a more bard-like approach to revenge. Use my Forgery ranks to make some people who were previously harassed (by awkward questions) by the target believe the target is after 'em again, then let thing happen.

    That's... kinda awesome, but scary at the same time. I tend to just hammer them with criticism.
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    Red Mage, is that you?
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    Now you're cranking it up to eleven.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    A week ago, I didn't know who you were. Now I know: you're the BEST PERSON EVER.
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    You seem to be having trouble with the idea that a rulebook can contradict itself, because it shouldn't, but...WotC.

    If you're reading this for some reason, you can find me in a few places on the web as azoicennead.

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    Ladder zombies suck. Damn magnet plants don't reload fast enough.

    In addition, how does one go about becoming fictional? Fictional characters seem to have a much better time.
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