Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141

[Dogmantra]

Does anyone need advice on how to make social situations awkward and alienate oneself from people that don't know that well?

I mention it only because I feel like an expert right now.

[Gamerlord]

Arrrgh, I can't stand THE FRIGGIN BAGPIPES!!!!


Problem is, what is apparently a wedding is going on down the block and they are playing bagpipes. LOUD. NON STOP.

[Je dit Viola]

Sad.

I love bagpipes. They sound so cool. (As long as the person playing them knows how to play it correctly)

[Morty]

Arrrgh, I can't stand THE FRIGGIN BAGPIPES!!!!


Problem is, what is apparently a wedding is going on down the block and they are playing bagpipes. LOUD. NON STOP.

You think bagpipes are bad? One of the greatest things about moving out of the city centre is that there are no more weddings next door with accordions playing. What I wouldn't have given for those guys to play bagpipes instead of accordions.

[absolmorph]

The manga's better.

I've read it

[Dragonrider]

Bummed out.

Apparently I was supposed to get a package from my family yesterday (which I never have, so I was really excited) but it didn't come. Sadness.

[Bothi]

oooooo 3 pages on a random, no real topic, thread

[Andraste]

oooooo 3 pages on a random, no real topic, thread

It has a topic, it's you being all psychicy. Speaking of which:

What is my name?

What is my quest?

What is my favorite color?

What is the average flight-speed of an unladen swallow?

Thank all u random people who posted on this, ranking me up to halfling from pixies

Shhh... you're not supposed to talk about that. (and it's based on your posts, not others)

[golentan]

Is it possible to label someone "Permanent Pixie?"

Bothi: You seem to misapprehend the purpose and mechanisms of the board. I won't actually say "Lurk Moar," but maybe actually integrating more with the community here would be good.

[Nano]

The post sucks. You'll get it soon.

I bought thirteen packages of ramen noodles for $1.95 earlier, at wal-mart. The college kid in me is ecstatic.

[Deth Muncher]

The post sucks. You'll get it soon.

I bought thirteen packages of ramen noodles for $1.95 earlier, at wal-mart. The college kid in me is ecstatic.

It would be more ecstatic if you ate the ramen instead of it.

[Cobalt]

It would be more ecstatic if you ate the ramen instead of it.

I’m slightly disappointed in myself for not getting that right away.

Also (To the last post in the other thread that was moved into this one), “Permanent Pixie in the Playground…” Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

[Coidzor]

indeed, best not to really countenance it.

So, I just got Just Cause and Mercenaries 2 for 5 dollars each.

Will I be able to enjoy them both?

[druid91]

Is it possible to label someone "Permanent Pixie?"

Bothi: You seem to misapprehend the purpose and mechanisms of the board. I won't actually say "Lurk Moar," but maybe actually integrating more with the community here would be good.

Golentan, you are an eldritch horror from beyond the stars, if you want to I doubt anyone will try to stop you.

coincidentally I saw a movie that might have featured you..... called "hellboy"

[Phase]

So, I just got a job offer, my first in ever.

It's a 2.5 day a week thing, several hours a day, $12 an hour. It will work together with the research I'm doing at the same place to be a really super cool thing that might net me $720 net gain.

[Deth Muncher]

So, I just got a job offer, my first in ever.

It's a 2.5 day a week thing, several hours a day, $12 an hour. It will work together with the research I'm doing at the same place to be a really super cool thing that might net me $720 net gain.

O_o So, howzabout you get the rest of the Playground in on this?

[absolmorph]

Is it possible to label someone "Permanent Pixie?"

Bothi: You seem to misapprehend the purpose and mechanisms of the board. I won't actually say "Lurk Moar," but maybe actually integrating more with the community here would be good.

I'd love to be labeled "Permanent Pixie."

[Anuan]

Arrrgh, I can't stand THE FRIGGIN BAGPIPES!!!!


Problem is, what is apparently a wedding is going on down the block and they are playing bagpipes. LOUD. NON STOP.

This might change your mind. Don't be put off at the start by the fact he's just playing bagpipes.

[Dogmantra]

I'd love to be labeled "Permanent Pixie."

On a very shortlived forum that my Best Online Buddy started, he gave me a custom title. I chose "Banned". 'twas very confusing for all involved.

[absolmorph]

On a very shortlived forum that my Best Online Buddy started, he gave me a custom title. I chose "Banned". 'twas very confusing for all involved.

That is amusing.
I wish I was that creative.

[Coidzor]

Does anyone need advice on how to make social situations awkward and alienate oneself from people that don't know that well?

I mention it only because I feel like an expert right now.

I managed to get some death threats today on facebook of all places, actually. So, yeah, you have my sympathies.

On a very shortlived forum that my Best Online Buddy started, he gave me a custom title. I chose "Banned". 'twas very confusing for all involved.

Why am I suddenly thinking of Bruce Banner and how he could be worked into such a status?

[Player_Zero]

Does anyone need advice on how to make social situations awkward and alienate oneself from people that don't know that well?

I mention it only because I feel like an expert right now.

There there. You're not an expert. You're a rank amateur. You're small-time on the alienation, baby.

And on a completely unrelated note, as I am like to do, Stan Lee cameos in EVERYTHING, huh? Absolutely everything.

P.S. Joey. More coffee.

[Dogmantra]

There there. You're not an expert. You're a rank amateur. You're small-time on the alienation, baby.

Oh Zero, your general apathy and distaste for everything is oddly comforting.

[Player_Zero]

Yeah yeah, I'm a saint.

Anyway, toy gets struck by lightning and becomes a giant robot? Oh Stan Lee. Oh you.

[Phase]

Well, what would happen to a toy if it were struck by lightning? It's not exactly about to die, now is it?

[Player_Zero]

My point is that lightning doesn't usually turn things giant for no reason.

Also, this main character is useless.

Stan Lee for main character. He'll defeat the aliens by asking them for more coffee.

[Kobold-Bard]

My point is that lightning doesn't usually turn things giant for no reason....

Power Rangers would respectfully disagree with you.

[Player_Zero]

To be fair, that was magic. This was real lightning.

[Dogmantra]

Ah, but how do you know it wasn't magic lightning, then?
Didn't think about that one.

[Quincunx]

My husband found another one in-game.

"You're married? But. . .
"--Minta's a girl??? But Minta keeps talking about dps and parses. . .
"No, [women] don't. Not that I noticed."

You might say that it's a good sign my guildies look at game-playing behaviors to determine the real person and not at roleplayed hyperactivity and cuteness. I say that being competitive and competent shouldn't disqualify you from being female.

At least this one didn't manage to get it completely bassackward and immediately question the assumption that my husband was, in fact, a guy.